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  • Hahahaha!

    He won't be PITCHing his tent soon! (^_^)

  • Oh man, when he hit the post I could almost hear it:(

  • He was trying to protect his goal, but he should of been protecting his soccer balls.

  • Oooooh

  • Goal pole? Goalpost idiot.

  • wow that looks like it hurt

  • Don't worry, he plays for Liverpool, it's not like he had balls in the first place!

  • @smiller2144 Cheers for that :)

  • It's a good thing soccer players don't actually have balls, otherwise that would really hurt.

    [/trololol]

  • YAY!!!

  • Phil Babb for Liverpool against Chelsea

  • name of player ?

  • his crotch... the pole... hahahahaha... this works on so many levels!!!

  • he`s playing soccer, its not like he had balls in the first place.

  • @MarktheSharkSheehan

    You live in Canada and have Anime on your page. Your opinion is invalid.

  • the soccer player cr8 10 accounts to dislike this video

  • nutcracker

  • he will be magot

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

  • Ouch

  • It's called football, not postball! Okay, bad joke...

  • Its A Manchester United fan's lucky day.

  • I swear to god I threw up and my gf lauded and then… other stuff happened let Ur peevish imaginations run hint (I sed wat it tht happened to me way would u do)

  • Yowch!

    I felt that from here!

  • his dick broke in half and his balls shattered, RIP his genitals

  • And sense it's almost Christmas we should all go see the Nutcracker!

  • i tink his balls were crushed!!! Owch...

  • Guess he'll be pissing blood sometime.

  • omg lol:P he wont be havin kids any time soon

  • lol

  • OUUUCH

  • Ouch..!!

    really it hurts!!

  • man he crushed his balls AND the opposing team scored

  • RIP that man's balls

  • ohhhh man i can't even laugh at that

  • Ouch! he must have crushed his balls, he ain't havin kids

  • ouch

  • slide= EPIC FAIL!!!

  • FAIL

  • poor guy now his kids a retarded

  • that is not possible, learn how to spell.

  • omg i did that and it made me barf

  • EPIC FAIL

  • That must've hurt so bad, his WIFE felt it.

  • she was like OucH!!!!!

  • He just got neutered.

  • football pole hits groin = Malfunctioned Equipment

  • Comment removed

  • it made me grab my ballz.

  • I already had mine in my hand and I was tuggin on them. This vid made me jizz. oopps, get the can of compressed air I got a keyboard mess!

  • thts funny but not rlly lol god damn tht must hurt like a bitch

  • ouch.....hopefully he had children b4 tht happened

  • OHOHOHO I LIKE THAT! YUMMY!

  • if his [i]goal[/i] was to get sterilized, he achieved it!

  • lmfao

  • thats gods way of letting you know you aren't having kids.

  • oh shit that must have hurt like hell

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • fuckin ow.

  • Thats gotta make him infertile

  • OH SNAP!

  • that probably doesnt hurt goes hes got nothing there

  • ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuucccccccc­cccccchhhhhhhhhh

    damn that has gotta be painful i wonda if he can still have kids

  • AHAHAHAh

  • his first words: Ooooooouuuuuuuuuuccccccccccchh­hhhhhh

    In a very high pitched voice.

  • oooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!! tHAT WOULD DESTROYED HIS NUTS!!!! Looks like hes gonna hav 2 adopt!

  • no more kidz

  • think he can still have kids? really! thats just horrible lol

  • o man that had to hurt! dang! lol

  • LMAO

  • this was to painful to watch

  • hahahaha ow thats soooo funny!

  • lol 3 balls back of the net

  • now 4 balls

  • ouch that hurts just watching it

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo thats gotta leave a pole make da next day. XD

  • poor guy, no kids for a while!

  • lol

  • AUCH omfg what an unlucky dude :P

  • lmao! didnt notice it a first, dam thats got to huirt

  • omg! that guy is sooooo unlucky!

  • omfg...did he live? LMFAO

  • Ow Wtf xD

    Thts looks fking painful

    BUT LMAO xDD

  • OMG!! HE NUTERD HIMSELF!

  • OUCH!!!! there goes his Daddyhood...haha

  • he actually won the lotery later that day

  • ouch

  • At least he can go back to singing in the choir.

  • ow shit

  • ay! ese deber tener doler! derecha en el chorradas!

  • that pole aint movin

  • THAT WAS retardical.

    :o)

  • yeap

  • I defy any guy watching this not to flinch. "Not his lucky day" indeed.

  • It would have been worth it if he'd blocked it

  • Literally Insult To Injury! Omg I cant stop laughing.

  • omg that hurt me

  • that hurt to watch

  • someones voice just changed back

  • ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

  • and he didnt even stop the shot....

  • exactly!! thats what makes it that much worse.

    funny as hell someone mentioned it.

    :o)

  • ah...ouch?

  • that hert my balls och

  • some1s not having kids...

  • AWW! OUCH!

  • ouch

  • damn

  • sdioufhdsofnds OH BURN

  • guess were not having fun in bed tonight

  • Hey how's the minivan??

  • ouch!

  • OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • that guy was out for the rest of the season because he broke his cox tail or whatever you call it lol

  • lol funny!!

    that must ev' hurt

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • HAHA ROFL OMFG

  • OWN3D

  • ah man

    i bet he wasnt able to walk properly for the next couple of months

  • that ones gonna hurt in the morning. well, its actually gonna hurt for a couple of mornings by the looks of things.

  • awbwabwabwbawb

  • fuck, never want that to happen to me

  • ouch!

    my nuts hurt just watching this shit...

  • Am sorry, but you are asshole bitch!

  • god... his voice must of been funny after that... i'd h8 that to happen to me lol

  • i almost died after reading this comment directly after watching it.

  • lol

  • woops... wrong vid lol

  • Fuck me sideways! Ouch that's painful.

  • Oh my god. Fuck, that looked like it damn well hurt!

  • OUTCH!!

  • hahahahaha shame he must be in alot of pain what an idiot and they scored aswell

  • OUTCH!!

  • no more babies for him muahhahahaha!

  • hahahhahhahaahha

    it makes it funnier that the guy ended up scoring

  • HAHA sucker. just how fast was he sliding anyways. LOL

  • Anyone got a spare testicle to donate?

  • LOL!!!!!!!

  • Fucking hell, How can he live with himself?

  • damn no kids for that guy lol

  • someone not having kids

  • OH SHIT!

  • oo shit...

    lol

    that has got 2 hurt

  • holy shit lol

  • Omg... I am in pain... Holy fuck that is amazing... the momentum... :(

  • Ouch...

  • "And the ball has hit the post and off to the corner" rofl

  • ohh shhhiiiiiittttt

  • dam all i can say is ouch

  • i love at the end where we have a view of the crowd, when he slams into the pole the do a wave kind of thing with their fists, lol

  • am feeling pain man

  • i hate those freaking grass faries but it was funny...

  • And notice the crowd was cheering...

  • omg when i saw this my hands went directly to meh balls

  • me tooo!!!

  • Go play ur poofy sport you suck

  • Soccer is more entertaining than football

  • oooooohh. i think he'll move on to a sport like maybe swimming lol

  • or proffesional ping pong lol

  • i would rather be shot in the kneecaps

  • OUCH!!! that would of hurt

  • that hurt my marble sack

  • he wont be having kids lol

  • AUCH!! that gonna hurt some days i think ;D

  • lol

  • if that happened to me I'd have to be carted off the field

  • well...in soccer.....u dont get carted off the feild unless ur head is smashed in or something...thats why its better than fototball

  • lol last time i saw it it wasnt as funny lol lol lol

  • i think they wee cheering for the goal...i hope rofl

  • eh..........ouch?

  • THAT BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE!

  • that will hurt in the morning lol

    you spell his name like this: Crouch

  • ha ha....that sux

  • damm i feel sorry for him

  • oooooo. painFUL!

  • wow your rite that hurt to watch lol

  • i twitched

  • did you see the crowd there all like yay! but the other guy is **** it! **** soccer!!!

  • Fuck, that hurt to see!

  • I BET THAT FELT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

  • IS THAT CLEBERSON!

  • Haa Haa loser. What a retard.