Star Wars 7 - Holding my poop

[IHeartAnimals101]

I know kung fu

[McMIxTER]

im typing this while taking a shit 

[VictorA12324]

do you have to shit now

[smackface6]

hahaha by the end of this vid it was like you had about twelve cups of coffee, and had to take a major shit

[BEBAH205]

I love watching you run in at the end! hahaha! Hilarious man!

[fartknockerfartknock]

lol great fuckin vid

[ActionJacksonable]

"fire guns, guns a fuckin blazing"... funny

[waterninja8]

Damn dude you have to shit ALOT!!! Theres been plenty of times were I almost shit my pants and theres only one time were i DID shit my pants and what made it worse was the loose boxers so it just ran down my leg. Love your vids!

[rainfordmetallica]

Whiile high this sounds so intelligent

[HoboSapien23]

roflol i like that "song" u sang in the end

[eddieimpact]

The music at the end was great!

[captainfury2007]

Seriously, I have to shit while I am typing this.

[eddieimpact]

The irony! Hahaha!

[captainfury2007]

I swear to god, I am about to go to bed and I have to shit right now. I am not lying.

[eddieimpact]

For rizzle? Bro, I told you that 'Del Taco' was bad news!

[captainfury2007]

I'm good now. Gatta go to work. Whew.

[maybecca2]

omg, ME TOO!

[Luftwaffels]

Kind of reminds me of the time I had to drive to Kansas City International Airport to pick up an "Interdude" (TM). I left half an hour late, My car broke down 30 miles outside of town, I had to wait an hour on the side of the road for an hour for a friend to pick me up. By the time I made it to KCI he had been setting there for around 5 hours. I felt like an ass, but we had a good weekend regaurdless.

[captainfury2007]

Oh man. Thats a story you should vlog.

[RandiBelle]

I sing the "Gotta F'ing shit song" too :)

[captainfury2007]

This is the message where I meant to say "I made it." The too much coffee one was random outtakes which were funnier than the actual video I made in the first place.

[OhCurt]

Various reasons, all of them basically bullshit, I'm behind on the Fury channel. So now I shall officially begin my catch-up session.

LET THE COMMENTING BEGIN!

*insert whistle blows here*

It seems Hug a Hater inadvertently made you miss your turn. OH NO, that video was never meant to cause pain! I don't think it can take the heat over your farting, though.

[captainfury2007]

I am honored to have the legendary Curt catch up on my vids. I will be doing that with your channel in about a week.

It's a tough life being a rockstar you know.

[mumbaidoug]

LMAO man this was hilarious. By the end...you sounded like an autionier with that "talking faster than humanly possible!" Great video...and easy 5 stars. -Doug

[captainfury2007]

Thanks Doug!

[NIJoe6]

Hi Captian, Just Wondering How Does One Set Up A Youtube Gathering?

[captainfury2007]

Hmm. Technically thas wasn't a gathering, it was just me and Anakin, but the REAL ones are done by professionals and frankly I don't know.

[JeepGirl2]

LOL Oh goodness! You really had to *go*!

I hope you didn't knock too many people over trying to get to the loo. LOL :0) Funny stuff!

[captainfury2007]

The funy part is, there was an old man using it, so I had to hold it longer while listening to some lousy elevator music.

[JustA11en]

I can't tell you how happy I am that you made this video. I actually LOL about 5 times!

[captainfury2007]

Good, I am so glad you enjoyed it!

[TamHickey67]

LMAO, that was funny shit!

[captainfury2007]

Thank you so much.

[anakin1814]

This was the first video where I've ever actually called a person up to tell them how funny it was!|

And man, you were really worried about meeting up! It's all good.

This rocked.

[captainfury2007]

Thanks.  Maybe I will send you the deleted scenes.

[anakin1814]

That would be...dare I say it...."Awesome."

And looking at blizzeekitty's comments, I spit out of my drink laughing when i think of how mellow my drive video is compared to yours! LOL

[Blizzeekitty]

LOL! Sorry you wasted a good drink. ;)

[anakin1814]

It wasn't ALL of my drink silly! LOL

[Blizzeekitty]

Did you shoot any out your nose? :P

[anakin1814]

Yup. Diet Mt. Dew. It was fizzy!

Fizzy kitty!

:P

[Blizzeekitty]

=^..^=

(I know you saw that coming!)

[Blizzeekitty]

OMG I laughed for 9 straight minutes! Especially after watching Gary's nice leisurely drive.

[captainfury2007]

Yeah right? and I'm stressing out so bad. Anakin is soo cool too.

[bw123]

You are a freakin' genius! Hilarious stuffwith a surprise special effects ending! Brilliant!

[captainfury2007]

Thank you so much!

[ghostofxmaspast]

Best crap of your life I bet.

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, I think it was.

[kenrg]

I'd be late for a good dump any day (and frequently am)

Interdude! Right here in the Vloggerhood!

"That's my exit!" - priceless.

Love the Of Mice & Men reference, "Tell about the rabbits again, huh George, tell about the rabbits."

(BTW: Curt's Hug-a-Hater was a response to mine)

[captainfury2007]

I saw your video with the spoon people! I remember now!

[CountryComesToTown]

OMG Loved the comment "I suck at life!" LMFAO Well at least we know you made it eventually. -Jim

[captainfury2007]

Barely.

[JealousGuy]

That last minute was INTENSE! Loved the intro too. Hope everything came out okay!

[captainfury2007]

twice.

[MyRealityBytes]

Looks like you enjoyed your trip...hehehe

[captainfury2007]

Yes. And I like Anakin because he's very intelectual, and can be "campy" with his humor as well.

[MyRealityBytes]

I meant driving around getting ready to "have a shit fit".....

[captainfury2007]

NO, I belive you to be incorrect in your assumption. You see, I did not enjoy my trip in that aspect due to the unnerving urge to purge.

[Whits1bone]

You running into the gas station...priceless, lol!

[captainfury2007]

I didn't think I was going to make it.

[Whits1bone]

SO GLAD you did!

[bedoboy]

Great video, I want to have a meet up somewhere with somebody from You Tube.

[captainfury2007]

It's a hoot. And Anakin is a cool guy too.

[itsonebay]

LOL sweating !!! Too funny ! you always make me smile !

[itsonebay]

OMG, it just kept getting better and better ! OMG too funny Captian Fury ! I give you and A+ .

[captainfury2007]

I'm glad you liked it. Be on the lookout for a personal message tonite about TJ's hats.

[redgruff]

cool intro...however, my life would have been better without hearing about your massive dump...but it is fulfilling afterwards, isn't it??

[captainfury2007]

double flusher.

[Jinxie228]

LOL---- "hate this city" Yep I left our the curse word. lol

[captainfury2007]

I do.  I absolutley hate that city

[silverscreamgrl]

LOL @ InterDude & InterChix. ha! Come to SouthTube2! We can meet then. Okay, you totally need to upload the stuff you cut out. haha "why don't we just cut it off" reminded me of "I wish I could quit you!" hahaha Man. You had to shit. I LOVE the ending with you running into the store. LOVE IT.

[captainfury2007]

you're the Grand Interchick.

[LatteSue]

LOL When you made your exit I was cheering for you!

I wondered where you were, it looks a lot like Illinois so I was wondering but now I know, Wisconsin. I'm from central Illinois but I don't live there now. But hey, I'll be in Illinois for x-mas.

[captainfury2007]

I love the midwest.