31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: WITCHCRAFT 9 (1997)

[ihrwolltmich]

let him talk. He really looks feminine. LOL

[LightCaster1]

I'll call an ambulance! *stands up*

It's too late *sits again*

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

Unfortunatly i watched Witcraft 7 (only that movie in series) when i was 9,

now i fell really sorry about myself

[ontologica]

It's just such an ambitious project, to watch all 13 Witchcraft films....I mean, you are likely the ONLY person to have ever done so. I mean, no one on the cast and crew of Witchcraft ever have, so no doubt it's getting rough about this point in your Quest....you're going where no one has ever gone before.

[vanderzarth]

The look of those film becomes more porno-like with every episode. I was expecting the female cop to humb the hooker on the desk.

[sintech]

LOL love the cat dance....fits in so well.....

[peterfinnfilms]

Your insane tirade near the end of this video had me in stitches! Keep up the good work!

And BTW, Witchcraft 9 is available on DVD. There are some used copies you can get through Amazon. But the cheapest copy costs almost $60.

[redbandfilms]

the dancing cat was a million times more entertaining then the entire series combined, hilarious.

[redbandfilms]

is he haunting the hooker or just using his Warlock powers for peeping?

[Mattteus]

it's only a movie... it's only a movie... it's only a movie...

[MdP2]

Why do you keep doing that to yourself, Chuck? Why? You don't have to suffer like that...

[ReesiePuffs64]

The male cop is the worst actor yet. Worst than that dumb bimbo in the last one.

[dkzim3]

Her name is Landon!(?) Hard to imagine her tossing away that dress, slipping into some blue plaid flannel and acid washed cut-offs, and cranking up Nevermind on her discman...wait, no it isn't. Landon it is.

[plutoofpluto]

Thanks to an ex-girlfriend I've seen the Witchcraft series. I feel your pain. We need a support group or something.

[Psconners]

Just a few more days! You can do it!

[kutiepie101]

Maybe if you burn the movies after you watch them it will make you feel a little better

[phonik83]

It's good you're OK, Ive been worried for a while there ;)

[Stonedorc]

4more! oh no! D:

[babbzilla]

It's okay Chuck, you can do this! Don't quit now. You've come soo far. If you quit now all those other movies will have been watched in vain. You can do this! You are WATERCOOLER! -kicks Witchcraft films in bottomless pit-

[babbzilla]

Sorry couldn't help the 300 reference.

[GaPchGal]

I just realized that even if these movies were marketed as soft core porn, the story lines would still be fucking inane. Sad...

[theinflator]

Your the best, just think of the people whose brains you are saving, you will go down in history!

[TheREALforeverone]

These movies are driving you insane. Can you make it through the series?

[LivyAD17]

Only way for anyone to stay sane is to wear a tin foil helmet while watching.

[soad19152003]

OMG Im so sorry you have to watch these... I was praying that this was the last one.. but then you said that there are 4 more!!! wow...

[mowingthefrontlawn]

How did the writer get hired? Even in a series like this. It doesn't make sense!

[GirlFromMars2110]

Just when you think these movies cannot get any worse!

[DigiRanma]

Hey man, you're braver than me just for even attempting this! Don't crack now! Keep 'em coming!

[bobolob]

You lasted 9 films before you went into freak out mode. For that you should be proud.

[whitestripebuzz]

lmao the mini break down was hilarious, but i doubt it will be your last at the hands of these witchcraft films.

[humongousaldo]

Love these. I have never seen a WITCHCRAFT film, and God willing I never will

[MikuMech]

Water Cooler, please, do us both a favor and stop with these Shitcraft movies- pleeease I don't know if I can take it much longer either D8

[mediageneration65]

Haha amazing. I still can't believe who kept funding these films. Sorry anyone would fund them

[pswinford8]

BRILLIANT MY FRIEND! Thank you so much for enduring this!

[Zaranyzerak]

We're here for you, watercooler. As long as you keep subjecting yourself to this inane pap, we'll keep coming back to watch you rip 'em apart and laugh at your self-inflicting mental anguish. :D Soooo...I guess that means we've all got some kind of communal cyber S&M thing going on here...

[unstableshark]

What do you use to get the clips from the video onto your computer?

[H83tr3d]

Well that was stupid (Movie continuation , not WC) ;)

[fluffyman85]

Maybe they had several different writers to churn out annual sequels yet had no good courtesy to share notes.

[nigeyboy101]

Watercooler, you are one cool motherfucker.

These films would have killed me by now

[smldfw]

dude, EJECT!

[TheCrimsonSpire]

You poor poor man, Water Cooler I salute you. Holy shit I didn't think a movie could digress so much from the sequels, especially the fact that every god damn time new actors (and new suck) keep coming into play. Just stop before its to late:)

[domngel]

KEEP GOING WATER .. you're doing great :-) x

[JoaoAlmeida15]

lol you rule watercoller hope you survive all of them XD

[GoblinXXX]

Well, say what you will about this craptacular movie and the late 90s soft core porn queen-- But she has some hellacious legs.

[Jokerice]

Well from one Chuck to another, Chuck, I don't think you are.

But maybe.........just maybe we'll learn something from all of this........

Or something....

[denfilade]

LOL I was not expecting the WTF MAN!?

[thornisdan]

I told you Will would be back.

[byrnesmp]

My two questions:

1) Whose dress was shorter? The non-prostitute who wondered into the police office in a nightie, or the female detective clearly checking out her butt?

2) I'll quote Chuck "Late 90's...soft core...porn queen" She wasn't good enough to rule all of porn...or even all of the 90's...but the late 90's? This girl was queen! Ok, that's not a question. Just an observation.

PS: Chuck-I bet a friend you'd die from watching these by Witchcraft 11-is that still a safe bet?

[Ninety9Soulz]

.....4....more?.....only?..

[sbv6bless6ebr6]

Man, I wonder who's paying to make these crappy movies..

[Wesredfield]

Lol witchcraft 7 (the final chapter)

[cancerbero8]

wow, you posted this video quite early, eh?

After you started uploading these videos, someone put the witchcraft collection on some torrent sites. Maybe you inspired him?

(or maybe not, so don't feel too guilty XD)

[raysypher]

hahaha you just wanna be loved .. its sad knowing that october only has 31 days

[elrond532]

Time Paradox! It's like a fanfic writer wrote a sequel and it was made into a movie. We'll all play a game; it's called "Spot the Mary-Sue."

[StoneColdSergio]

This is giving me a headache too.

[DARTHROCKER1]

I feel sorry for you how can you watch these

[AtomicGT55]

How the hell can you keep watching these shitty movies?