Farmers Insurance -- Critters: University of Farmers

[Aechis]

Oh, look: there's a deer. You probably can't see it. Get closer.

[TouYube67]

0:13

GLaDOS: "AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! GIANT BIRD!!!!! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!"

[ontheotherhandx6]

"animals that run into the road and cause car crashes"

"deer alone cost billions in damage"

is this a joke?

the roads were built in the middle of their habitats and now it's their fault cars collide with them?

real fuckin classy, gentlemen.

[CelestiusNexus]

*looks at beginning where it shows the academy's sign* I guess they take in moose for students too.

[BrothersWeird]

Greetings, friend! Welcome to Farmers Insurance! You might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 senate hearings on trampled deer.

[jedihunter176]

To those who volunteered to be injected with tortoise DNA, we have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we have an even better test waiting for you: fighting an army of tortoise men.