Mock The Week - James Bond Would Never Say

[JRFP8]

The Ford Focus one would be good. He could mingle with everyone else in the world, without getting noticed. The perfect car for a spy. And a Ford Focus has its charm, am I right?

[heykavzziewazzup]

turn on subtitles and enjoy

[Henryh93]

I miss Frankie Boyle

[JohnPaulStuthridge]

I'll have a egg roll, scrambled, not boiled... hahahahahha killed me

[Gem95leicester]

Lol the stevie wonder joke

[Metallicougar]

Women should be banned from this show ¬_¬ The only decent English comic today is Sarah Millican and shes never on here

[NickDude555]

@Metallicougar Sarah Millican has been on a couple of shows in mock the week. As much as I liked her on Michael McIntyre's comedy roadshow, she is just as bad as most women on here, if not worse on these unfortunately.

[lolgurl4life34]

Who's the blond guy with the red shirt?

[Lilnugzz]

@lolgurl4life34 Russell Howard

[Jessica616ify]

@lolgurl4life34 You want to sex him don't you?

[heyysimone]

andy, frankie, andy frankie, andy, frankie haaha

[onceuponamonkey]

240 hp we meet again...

[hellstorm6]

@onceuponamonkey it might not be the best quality but it isn't a fucking printer

[j271278v2]

lol

[reallovesearchers]

Robbin' Hoddie!

[littlehighers]

What brand of potato did you use to film this?

[LovinThePlatapus]

No, James, there are no terrorist acts this week.

[dmohr7]

clamydia... again?

[wocongming]

prank call this motherfucker 07818856141 thumbs up

[fatguitarist]

Frankie and Hugh. It's unstoppable.

[bluesteelsaxophone]

Ed just me gay for a moment

[MissQuince1996]

why hello.........miss takemyshirtoff

[KitsuneProject]

i'm Angelina Jolie, and i'm here to say i lied about being pregnant for the past 10 years

[KitsuneProject]

now to our new program; Chav Watch

[KitsuneProject]

James! the slave ship is invading africa again, a bit like 1962, innit?

[KitsuneProject]

you dare to compare me to austin powers? Oh Behave!

[prettygirlzindiscity]

"I'll have an egg roll, scrambled not boiled" BAHAHA

[tntmofo]

@prettygirlzindiscity lmao

[ApeoplePers0n]

1080

720

480

360

240

180

game boy colour

pong

this

[XxCYRAXANDERMACxX]

@ApeoplePers0n no just no theres been much much worse

[ApeoplePers0n]

@XxCYRAXANDERMACxX after i posted this comment i saw an even worse one

[blainyrules]

@ApeoplePers0n Stop complaining about the quality... Just minimise it or open a new tab.

[ApeoplePers0n]

@blainyrules I'm joking and the only thing that really matters is the sound quality which is quite good

[waqasahmed939]

@ApeoplePers0n

Being pedantic here, but 1080 what? Apples? :D

[fitzboy121]

@ApeoplePers0n

brand new

new

quite new

old

really old

gina yashere's peckham joke

this joke

[ApeoplePers0n]

@fitzboy121 yet you make the same joke that your complaining about? yep found a retard everyone

[Robbebayor]

@ApeoplePers0n Well actually if you look at the quality it is 240p. Not filmed with a toaster or a potato or something else really amusing. So stop being a like whore you cunt

[ApeoplePers0n]

@Robbebayor ever heard of something called a joke? cause it seems like you dont know one which is really strange considering your on a mock the week video you stupid dick

[TheMachinegunkelly]

@ApeoplePers0n you forgot to include minecraft right after gameboy colour.

[TCvigilance]

Did you film this with a cheesecake?

[JaguarPawww]

@TCvigilance Yawn.

[ThaPinkGuy]

oh so that's what 240p looks like...

[megatron621]

Is it me or is anybody getting sick of Hugh Dennis' 'Chlamydia' jokes? They're getting old now.

[GrimeDaiIy]

@megatron621 yes I think he has a clymydia fetish the cunt has..

[ricardomaritza1]

scrambled not boiled

[SixtyFourMan]

This is the most unfunny show in the world. Only redeeming factor is Frankie Boyle, and even he only has the odd moment each week.

[MORGAN1992FREEM4N]

@SixtyFourMan you will find it funnier when you get older

[MasterSw1ft]

I would so watch Robin Hoodie

[makky123]

someone in the audience has an orgasm at 0:10

[MadXkillers]

hi my name is fat black bitch and im fat...

[thyjesse]

wow this is the best one i've seen, hilarious

[SirLBMC]

240p we meeet again

[mican12001]

dude with a beard can't deliver. Should perhaps get a better job. ( I do not mean Frankie Boyle, who cahn deliver. I mean the due with the bald head.

[suckmychuddywuddy]

@mican12001 he's andy parsons, the show's retarded nephew who i think is meant to be some shit 'voice of the working class'

[ryko26]

0:49 unfunny 0:59 unfunny

how did this tool ever become famous? "just say something when your inflection goes up....pause....then say a second line where the inflection goes down..."

[WLBIceman]

i think the "arms and arse and head fell off" thing is about the funniest thing i have ever heard :D



[emiimewsek]

scrambled, not boyled.

[000FunGirl000]

Russell <33333

[GeARzZxRyAn]

Recorded With A Potato??

[StripyTie12]

Cheers Rosi.

[camfay77]

13 people drive a Ford Focus

[Yivo81]

meeeooww!

[IWant2BEvil]

Robin Hoodie lol

[famalam20]

240p we meet again

[TheEpic543]

For looking at the first comment which was a joke before watching the clip. bad move.

[Itsapenalty]

My name is bond, Muhammad Bond! Epic

[danniedundas]

SCROLL UP AND STOP READING THE GOOD JOKES

[KitsuneProject]

"Oh Will Mike Myers Step Off, I'm Already Sick Of Him For Taking The Piss Out Of 007"

[ThisIsJessXD]

Im hunt, ehten hunt no wait thats mission impossible :P

[crook4real]

da bald one n boyle are the funny ones

[Dom737800]

Ok Bond your mission is to infilterate a heavily armed headquarters

Has their been a risk assessment?

[SmileAtMeAgain1]

I love Ed Byrne. :D

[chorusofthewolves]

i must admit my potato's don't record anything this well :l

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

@EmeraldIsleStar Well another 200,000 + people watch because it IS funny :/

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

Boyle really made this show.

[dcshoesq8I]

Mr bond i've been....fck this cats pissed on me again

[ellenmelon771]

13 people were rubbish on the fruit machines.

XD xXx

[jackfan9000]

240p? What is this, africa?



[SuperHardstyleJunkie]

Welcome to blind date with me Stevie Wonder

LMFAO

[mjhall39]

boyle was a legend on Mock the Week. The egg roll joke had me in stitches!! Or we better slow down, there are speed cameras...brilliant!!

[mortalkombatninja96]

ill have a egg roll scrambeled not boiled

[randypaysan]

I really only watch this for Boyle.

[sonyvaio980]

"You're very good at poker, but lets see how you do on the fruit machines" Classic!

[TsDxX]

legends

[Natulcien1992]

at drama class, the guys accually DID gaywatch, in slowmotion

[Oohlaful]

god i love frankie

[MrNightshade69]

how does james bond like his women? shaven not furred

[BS4Tactful]

TV Shows That Never Made It To Air: FRANKIE BOYLE'S TRAMADOL NIGHTS SERIES 2

[djole777]

The boy whose arms legs and arse fell off... which network is that on??

[meirasanya]

@djole777 Channel 4 probably

[dk0bl1v10n]

@djole777 fox were else? lol

[phemyda94]

Even a straight guy couldn't say no to Ed Byrne stroking an invisible cat.

[MrAdzerman]

@phemyda94 Agreed

[AwesomeDRAGONgamer]

The names Bond, Muhammed Bond

that is probably the best joke a woman has ever told on this programme.

[johnjwawer]

God I can't stand Hugh.

[2287nemo]

Have you noticed that Hugh's opening joke is ALWAYS about chlamydia?

[mattsmurfy]

The points go to Frankie, hugh and... that's it.

[squirrel1811]

loving the way that q actually said the line about the health and saftey form....

[davesgrave8]

Mr. Bond...have you ever kissed a man?

C:LASSIC!

[Dukesy50]

LMAO!!! your names not just going to be another cheap sexual pun Miss Suckmeoff HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[SoldierWarrior2011]

" Scrambled, not Boyled! lol

[YesIamEccentric]

Love it.

[moose384]

FRANKIE BOYLE WAS THE BEST COMEDIAN ON THIS SHOW!!!!!

[rhyscuthbert123]

We better slow down their are speed camera's.

[TheSuperbigben10]

ill have an egg roll scrambled not boiled

your very good at poker but lets see how you do at the fruit machines

[lholde333]

Ed Byrne saying "have you ever kissed a man?" in an English accent.

perfect human being.

[samtheman485]

@terrorlord15 i think its from a controversy in the 50's when a politcion and a policiman were found having gay sex in a park (in a time when being gay was frowned upon)

[Feodaran]

It's bad enough when a quote from the video is used to get top comment, but when someone uses a quote from GINA, they just hit a new low. What's worse though is the fact that enough people gave it a thumbs up which got it into the top comments.

[Stain6Less]

@Feodaran Well, the fact is that the joke was funny.

[Feodaran]

@Stain6Less I didn't actually find it that funny. And I don't care if it's funny or not, it's the fact that people quote something from the video just to get into the top comments, and when they quote something from GINA, it makes it worse. Even if what she said was funny, it's Gina.

[Stain6Less]

@Feodaran Do I detect a hint of racism there?

Nah, just kidding!

[uberglocken]

fucking classic... frankie is king of the one liners..

nice one for the upload brother !!

[TheNo1MovieMan]

'And now it's blind date with me, Stevie Wonder'!!!!

[NerdilyDone]

I'd watch "Robin Hoodie"

[vampirelovewerewolf]

Thank you for uploading this!

[1andy0]

andy parson is just terrible

[sampicko]

@Kretain Yeah I know, they tend to cut out a lot of the unfunny ones though.

[fudgeface202]

Russell's laugh at  2:38

[sampicko]

Not that many filthy Frankie jokes in this one, and it shows that he doesn't have to shock everyone to get laughs, as I think some of the Bond jokes are his best ever.

"You're very good at poker but let's see how you do on the fruit machines".

"I'll have an egg roll, scrambled, not boiled".

"We'd better slow down, there are speed cameras".

[Kretain]

@sampicko actually, they cut out everything that is "unfriendly", they do maby 10 minutes of this stuff each ep. but 9 minutes are removed.

[Shaunbadia195]

Thumbs up if you want to see "The boy whos arms and arse and head fell off"

[Cleo4696]

scrambled, not boiled.

[MitchellDC1994]

"the boy whos arms and arse and head fell off" :L:L:L:L:L

[alphaspecie224]

why is gina yashere in EVERY SINGLE one of these mock the week clips on youtube? shes fucking shite at comedy always about nigeria or peckham or being black, shes not FUCKING FUNNY.

[21centurymagic]

"Sucmeov" is from Rowan Atkinson's sketch "no one called Jones"

[ChangeYourStatus]

frankie boyle owns this lol

[Harshie63]

Only Frankie Boyle can make the other panelists laugh......Legendary

[jerrepk]

@lordlewisuk least funny joke of all

[lordlewisuk]

@jerrepk i posted that joke over 2 months ago god, and ur obvs either a muslim who cnt take a joke or ur just every1s most hated person, the troll

[jerrepk]

@lordlewisuk I admit, maybe I just didn't get it the way you did, but how does that make me a muslim or a troll?

[lordlewisuk]

@jerrepk and even tho 63 people liked it

[jerrepk]

@lordlewisuk I apollogise, maybe I just didn't get it, I applogise again

[forgotmeballs]

frankie not funny in this one :(

[the12oclockninja]

'Q, its a bomb, but also a rugsack' hahaha

[cadian14758]

@the12oclockninja rucksack**



[the12oclockninja]

@cadian14758 is a Ballsack**

[cadian14758]

@the12oclockninja Ball sack**

[satansrock69]

'I hope your not going to be one of those russian agents who's name is a cheep sexual pun, miss suckmeoff'

[Auricdeath]

"no need to quote, we just watched it."

wait.

[22Ellington1]

Ok, we all saw and heard this video so we don't really need you quoting every joke because when you say it again it just tires out the joke -_-

[madandyb]

'This week on Who do You Think You are, Prince Harry traces his family tree, with some surprising results!!'

Is Ed Byrne trying to tell us something (?)

[stretts19]

dara's laugh at 0:57!!!

[Liverpool5563]

@horsedance14 you are right that sounds really evil maybe they think they are making a horror movie

[P2J6O8]

Me? Have sex with you? I don't htink so Moneypenny.

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

haha i hate the park, one time i flew off the swings and landed on a condom

[arasforreal]

I would watch Robin Hoodie

[horsedance14]

is it just me or is the laughter in the background at 0:59 sound really evil? x

[thewizardofgore1999]

My name is Bond Muhamad Bond xd

[terrorlord15]

I wonder why they always say its gay people that have sex in parks EVERYONE has sex in parks lol =D

wonder where that stereotype came from.

[randomface54]

@terrorlord15 "EVERYONE has sex in parks"? Speak for yourself.

[Diazreta]

@terrorlord15 Hamsted Heath

[TheBargar]

@terrorlord15 Parks here i come....

[pinkshrimp]

@terrorlord15

It comes from "cottaging" I think, where gay men in 60s-70s Britain would go to cottages or public bathrooms in parks to get a fondle..

[imtangent]

@ narcissusgray you can actaully tell the difference between stirred and shaken just by looking at it. as visually they are presented quite differently

[22295whiteangel]

I hope you are not not going to be one of those Russian agents who's name is just a cheap sexual pun, Miss Suckmeov xD

[narcissusgray]

Bond:*spits out drink* Hey! This is stirred!

[OoLs13oO]

@narcissusgray Terrible.

[Mega11221133]

@yellohwarrior actually, i had to put the "*joke*" at the end because i knew someone would take it too seriously. I constantly hate people using the racist siren every five minutes because they want to start a troll riot or something. i have no issues with other races, and neither do the comedians, but obviously you do since you are picking out the tiniest bit of "racism" you can find...

[NickDude555]

I laughed like russell when frankie mentioned stevie wonder. fucking hilarious!

[bigslaml]

Welcome to blind date with me stevie wonder XD class

[whaddefuxx]

11 ppl didnt get to see "the boy who'se arms and arse and head fell off"

[yellohwarrior]

I think people should just shut up about NOT quoting the video. if people wana share their favorite joke, let them share it.

[Mega11221133]

cut off Gina's name... Racist clip -.- *joke*

[yellohwarrior]

@Mega11221133 yeah you say that when all of those comedians have made loads of racist and offensive jokes especially frankie boyle so just shut up.

[Balkanlar]

Lovely... 

[TGNobby]

Didn't Bond drive a Ford Focus in "Casino Royale"?

[phoenixfriend]

I find it funny how people say "Why are people quoting the video? We all just watched it." It's exactly the same as coming out of a movie and discussing your favourite bits with your companion. It's just saying, "This was my favourite joke." Not, "For anyone reading this who hasn't seen the video, here's a sample of it." :)

[whiterainboww]

@phoenixfriend except...we did just watch it..and it's not a discussion people are just quoting random bits of the video.