I almost died today.

[StarlieKoo]

Mine was when I was sleeping my brother thought it was funny to put a candy down and thout. And I nearly choked to death

[irock913]

A dresser fell on me when I was 3 years old. I decided to climb up it and TIIIIMMMBEEERRRR. -_-

[missriannebieber15]

i have the blue one...it doesnt taste like peach lol aha i dont think it does anyways lol..never really thought that..

[brad123456789ize]

inomonia was my death experience i had to drink 4 liquid med why didnt i take the pill why!!?!?!?!

[Ninjaxfrog]

Awesome choice of music.

[passthepigs612]

I actually was dead for two minutes after I was in a car accident.

[joann221]

I love you. You are soo cutee c:

[gokarter1393]

You said my near death experience was dumb. lol

[Melea66]

i love your hand gestures in the beginning. xD <333 0:05-0:15

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@Melea66 awh, thanks? [[:

[mvsushi]

I LOVE PARAMORE!!!!!!<3

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@mvsushi WHO DOESN'T?! <3

[Igenerally]

ok i'm no doctor and i will not pretend to be one on the internet but you might rethink going back to that doctor. Better healthier days ahead soon for you xD

don't know about near death felt like one when i had a seizure brain reboot no fun

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@Igenerally Awh, thats so sweet. <3 thank you!

[danyelledoom1999]

OMG I LOVE UR VIDS I <3 UR VIDS

[dxrules1012]

this is the first time ive seen one of your videos in like a year ... and i still wana punch you out faggot.

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@dxrules1012 oh okay.

[Pancakeh]

@dxrules1012 can i eat you out.

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@Pancakeh omg christa

[dxrules1012]

@Pancakeh yeah

[lovetaffypretty6]

Erm. well. someone lit a firework right next to me. one of those exploding ones that go off like all boomey up into the sky. and uhhh, it hit me and flung me. very hard... :p

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@lovetaffypretty6 That sucks. Dx Did you go to the hospital?

[lovetaffypretty6]

@DISSEDdaveshow uhh yeah. had like a huge burn on my arm :p Healed quickly though, glady.

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@lovetaffypretty6 Thats good! c:

[CitedXxHunterxX]

Mine tastes like carrots.. sickest thing ever.

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@CitedXxHunterxX Omg, i'd be so happy.

[CitedXxHunterxX]

@DISSEDdaveshow This is Shiloh, by the way. Hunter never logs out of his shit so I just troll around on his account.

Gross carrots.

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@CitedXxHunterxX Oh my god, I can't. LOL.

[marzipan0002]

I fell down like 20 ft off of a balcony when I was 11.

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@marzipan0002 Oh my god. D:<

[Pancakeh]

@marzipan0002 you would not live. shush.

[ohramalover]

ahahhaa they do!

[DISSEDdaveshow]

@ohramalover thank god, i thought I was the only one that thought this.