my dick sound strack harold and kumar

[Fahdalbaadani]

my dick is a big dick your dick is like a pussy lol

[murdarous16]

my dick bigga dan a bridge

yo dick look like a lil kids

[MrBreinholtz]

my dick pink and big

yo dick stinks like shit lol

[MrBreinholtz]

My dick is a ladies dream

Yo dick makes a lady scream

[MrAmericanRevolt]

my dick neff said

[kidreaper77]

my dick loves american girls ur dick rocks ur pillows world

[MetalRushSolid]

this is sick

[boopboopeedo]

my dick, veiny & throbbing. yo dick, got the hos sobbing.

my dick, the shit won't fit. yo dick, look like a zit.

my dick, big like a cheese log. yo dick, lil & green like a tree frog.

my dick, leaves em with a bruise. yo dick, gets off to tom cruise.

my dick, calm & collected. yo dick, small & rejected.

my dick, makes the girls cream. yo dick, cut from the team.

my dick, makes a big mess. yo dick, makes em get dressed.

my dick, harley rider. yo dick, gets lost inside her.

[Meeklo214]

@boopboopeedo fuckin awesome lyrics bro ^.^ props

[pullywullypirate]

My clit smells like daisys, your clit well that shits just nasty.

My clit all the boys want to touch it, your clit boys see it and lickety split

My clit is like a whole other dimension, your clit cant even get a virgins attention

My clit all the people come to praise, your clit wont see the light of day

[TheOfficialAntMan]

My dick, it's name is Michael Your dick is on its menstrual cycle My dick is like a beast Your dick got touched by a priest My dick, famous like Danny Devito Your dick small like a mosquito My dick fun like call of duty Your dick has no beauty My dick is thick as a brick Your dick make people sick My dick make jaws drop Your dick ugly like carrot top

[JASMENTIA]

My dick touches the ceiling, yo dick looks like its pealing

My dick goes in your mouth, yo dick just points in the south.

My dick got a bachelors degree, yo dick is still stuck in grade three

My dick is a great sport, yo dick struggles to pay child support.

[khetto4life]

My Dick Labeled Me A Pornstar From Birth..Yo Dick In The Guinness Books As The Smallest One On Earth

My Dick Make Lesbians Wanna Go Straight..Yo Dick Looks Like Ur Rubbing A Clit Every Time You Masturbate

My Dick Can Be Sucked n Fuck At The Same Time..Yo Dick Erected Is Almost As Big As A Dime

My Dick Is Getting My Whole Town Named After It..Yo Dick Can`t Even Get Ur Entire 3 Letter Name Tattooed On It

My Dick Blocks My Sight At Attention..Yo Dick Looks Like its Still Going Through Da Depression

[sghost258]

my dick- bench pressed 350- yo dock couldn't shop lift at thrifty

[HollywoodHumor]

heheheheeheheheheehehehehehehe­heheehe

[lastkillis100]

yo dick looks like gary coleman? roflmao

[ATownAllDay23]

My dick-so big its a sin Your dick-so small it makes mini-me look big My dick-strong like a tazer Your dick-fails to amaze her My dick-LEGENDARY Your dick-wrinkly and scary My dick-a piece of heaven Your dick- your no older than 7 My dick-makes godzilla cry Your dick-you have one? why!?!? My dick-its perfection Your dick- no erection My dick-bangs in 3 languages Your dick-thin like the cold cuts on sandwiches My dick-number 1 Your dick-fuck it. im done

[TheDopeboyz96]

my dick bigger then a house

your dick , the size of a mouse , ma dick rules the world

your dick , gorse and curled , ma dick bigger then a plane , your dick nutn but a shame, ma dick worth a mill , your dick look like it got killed

my dick flys like a kite, your dick aint shit aite

[ACE101896]

MY DICK BIGGER THAN CHINA

YOUR DICK IZ A VAGINA

MY DICK HDTV

YOUR DICK SIZE OF A BEE

MY DICK BIG LIKE YOUTUBE

YOUR DICK SIZE OF A NOOB TUBE

MY DICK SIZE OF A BOAT

YOUR DICK JUSS SINKS AND FLOAT

[DesertRider94]

@ACE101896

How does something sink and float?

[jibotnick]

@DesertRider94 i dont know but ur mumma told ur gay



[grayane]

my dick, give her a seizure your dick look like justin bieber

[SHADOW5383]

@grayane Ladys actually find Justin Beiber quite sexy lmfao sure we hate him doesnt mean all chicks do xD

[mcaund]

my dick need need two girls yo dick need some squirrels

[dragonslayer1667]

lol this is G

[antdawg216]

my dick thick, long, and strong make her yell all night long .your dick make her turn the vibrator on. my dick split her in half your dick made her laugh

[hpnotiqq91]

@MultiSkeetshooter lmfao.. this is the only one ve seen that is stupid and makes no sense.... dont quit your Day job...

[MultiSkeetshooter]

@hpnotiqq91 thank you 

[DesertRider94]

@MultiSkeetshooter

wow those are fail

[MultiSkeetshooter]

@DesertRider94 thank you

[districtrandom]

my dick get more head than a pillow your dick look like robert dinero

[timtomtwo12]

my dick is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggge­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggee

[lordpete420]

My dick is the Eiffel Tower, yo dick like lil flower.

[kenthd415]

y dick fuck the world, yo dick scare the girl

my dick created the explosion, yo dick caused the great depression

my dick moon walker, yo dick cripple in the corner

my dick break your face, yo dick invisible on the plate

my dick pink and crunchy, yo dick small like a philipies

my dick here and there, yo dick there? where?

[Program61Lamza]

There should be version for tits now.

[ScarFace9797]

my dick, paid for nailin

your dick, couldn't please sarah pailin

my dick, size of china

your dick, oh wait its a vagina

my dick, strong like an orc

your dick, shriveled peice of cork

-moi scarface9797

[barrabazz]

my dick, BIG like notorious,

yo dick, filthly and inglorious

my dick, fights like a knight

yo dick, is outta sight

yo dick, seems kinda lost,

my dick, survived the holocaust

my dick, triumph like a trophy on a shelf,

yo dick, just wanna piss itself

[horrorjunkie92]

xD I thought of some more lyrics: "MY DICK is so hot it needs a lawyer. YOUR DICK looks like Verne Troyer."

[cubanoteusa]

i got a cuban dick

[spindalis79]

My dick thick like a fencepost...your dick, burnt french toast.

My dick a red Ferrari, your dick...I'm so sorry.

My dick a bg thick vein, your dick, derailed train.

My dick is like a Sequoia...your dick need a lawyer!

My dick a Great White Shark, your dick, a chihuahua bark.

My dick wild as a Llama, your dick Wilmer Valderamma!

My dick, a Red-tailed Hawk, your dick a tiny cock.

[HaUnChY08]

my dick is shorts and thin

:L:L:L:L sio FACCCKKK you all

[MrHonda301]

my dick like a 385 traco your dick like a 420 backhoe

mu dick like USC your dick gets scared to pee

my dick fast like a banshee your dick can't even caught me

my dick can fly like a kite your dick can't even put up a fightmy dick is like a tank your dick is created from a sperm bank

[1417718]

My dick

Is bigger than all of u

[Beeeaaand]

lol yo dick stinks like shit

[theaterjunky1]

my dick super size, your dick look like 2 fries :)

[mez896901]

my dick so fresh so clean, yo dick 3ich'sngreen, she sed it not me!

[BBQfucker01]

cool sound

[CavsLBJ2]

my dick so hot its stolen yo dick look like gary coleman

[sloany993]

My dick bigger then yo face

your dick straight up discrace

[weed0afroman]

My dick rumbles in the jungle

Yo dick got touched by yo uncle

[smokesbuds101]

my dick bigger than a bridge yo dick look like a lil kids,thats what she said

[y24d]

she's got a dick, nice m8

[crackofdon420]

my dick had your sis and your moma cuming...your dick spinng fucking cherriouse

[SINBrutal99]

@ray2u1 tell your mom I said thanks for never brushing her teeth and keeping my dick smell on her breath

[unknown3557]

my dick so hot its stollen

your dick looks like gary coleman

[Cazz814]

My dick like Chuck Norris

Your dick like a guy named Borris

I suck at this.

[killiansred1022]

My dick is like a bob marly spliff

your dick is like a camel smoke

[querlutscher666]

make that spliff toke

[paosterthedaoster]

My dick is bigger than a big mac

Yo dick is smaller than a tic tac

[PrinceCarmineCozier]

iLove this song (its actually my ringtone for me bro...LMAO)....! Its a Prince'Carmine REMIX:::: My Dick is BIGGER than Shaq, Yo Dick is short and Black....LMAO

[JOSIAO123]

hey i cant do robot voice in the version 1.3.9 help me plz

[ray2u1]

my dick is like the biggest thing

yo dick is smaller than a little stick

my dick just smell funkey fresh

yo dick smells like my momma's breath

[yyz4life]

you just dissed your own mother idiot

[SINBrutal99]

@ray2u1

[WowzaBoyz]

my dick, so big it don't make sense,

yo dicks, type youtube comments.

my dick, could kill a ho,

yo dick, shitty like this audio.

my dick, ...whoa,

yo dick, ...no.

[gitalife21]

my dick gets blown all night

yo dick is small and tight

my dick can cum for an hour

yo dick looks like a tiny flower

[njs272]

my dick bigger dan da country china

yo dick gunna need sum vagina

my dick get cucci

yo dick cant even get booty

my dick gets bitches 4 sho

yo dick cant even get a hoe

[CarbyProductions]

my dick never gets a break

your dick has to sit and wait

[andysmooth1]

my dick is big like a cruise ship

your dick is small like a q tip

my dick would get stuck in a man hole

your dick is short like a troll

[MrBrightside6969]

your dick could use some viagra

my dick got sucked by your mother

your dick got sucked by your brother

my dick is a whole meal

your dick is in danny davito

my dick jon la joie

your dick soft and lonely

[MrBrightside6969]

my dick is pay per view your dick smells like poo my dick is gsp your dick is std my dick call of duty 4 your dick world at war my dick is big and male your dick girly epic fail my dick always gets the poon your dick was like transformers 2 my dick big as niagara

[MrBrightside6969]

my dick is james ganolfini

your dick is fucking mini me

my dick finds the pussy

your dick finds the bushley

my dick is xbox 360

your dick aint very nifty

my dick is pretty big maam

your dick got touched by pee wee herman

[hinusan]

my dick is bigger than crime

your dick looks like a piece of twine

my dick is longer than the great wall of china

your dick looks like your uncles vagina

my dick makes woman scream

your dick got the h1n1

my dick is like a toblornoe bar

your dick looks like a mini mars bar

[irfankhankhalil]

fucking awesome songs i like

it big bob fat dick

[koncept310]

my dick makes hoes scream

yo dick makes hoes leave

[eurobby93]

Dino H. hearts this song :))))))

[MrRainbowCookie]

im loving this YEEEES LOL

[Fr3e5tyles]

my dick, a full-course meal

your dick, birth control pill.....

[getsomegetsomenow]

my dick, playing for the Lakers... your dick deliverin papers

my dick's in the air force... your dick; women's auxilary balloon corps

my dick's got a degree.... your dick; addicted to P

my dick executing a criminal... your dick subliminal

[adsass]

my dick slapped your dick

your dick went as small as a prick

my dick gets sucked on all the time

your dick it taste like lime

[MrJahangY]

My dick longer than a snake

Ur dick is a really big fake

My dick is like a limosine

ur dick is needs alot of Listerine

[peanut466]

my dick is big

ur dick is small

my dick is like a giraffe

ur dick is half staff

[tforrest322]

my dick...big as hawking's IQ

yo dick...after 5 seconds, needs a tissue

lol i made that in 10 seconds

[to2194]

My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick- bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick- locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick- so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman

[Itajiwolf]

My Dick, Big like a whale

Yo Dick, Lookin pretty frail

My Dick, needs its own Bed

Yo Dick, Looks like its Dead

[doogie199456]

ma dick........................ in your mother

[brandonxwalter]

lol

[Clown207]

my dick as big as they get ur dick is plays like the ny mets my dick is in saw 6 ur dick got no tricks my dick is the country junctuion ur dick needs a production my dick can touch the sky ur dick look like it can cry my dick is faster ur dick gets no laughter my dick is like 3d ur dick needs some speed my dick is a domination ur dick has intisapation

[chouvwj]

My dick is the king of the jungle, YO DICK got touched by yo Uncle!

[Underdrome]

My dick is a Like an M16 Ur Dick Bronken Vending Machine My dick Opens You upside Down Ur dick doesnt even touch the ground My dick is fucking awsome Ur dick only makes you in troublesome My dick is fucked by chick Ur dick is fucked By nick(jonas) My dick Goes all around Ur dick doesnt even cost a Pound My dick ireaches Space Ur dick is small like a Trace

[weed2390]

my dick makes girls gag your dick makes girls really sad my dick made a girl cripple your dick looks like a nipple my dick is tall like a tower your dick leans like a flower my dick the girls want to ride it your dick the girls can't find it my dick makes the chicas scream your dick ain't got no cream my dick hung like a horse your dick falls like michael jacksons nose

[waltercgi]

my dick Macintosh

ur dick Win VIsta

[xxczerxx]

Fail.Big time

[greatslasher]

Yes my dick is much better

[freshh1988]

my dick has been in britney spears ur dicks been sucked by queers my dicks big as a truck ur dick cant even fuk my dicks the size of a whale ur dik is only been used in jail my dik can roll a spliff and joint ur dik cant even get up nd point my dicks so hard its got abs ur diks got little bumps and crabs my dick is to strong to be broken ur dik looks like its always cold nd frozen my dick gets the girls in the mood to bone ur dick makes the girls wanna laugh and go home

[ous88]

your fucking awesome man! really!!

[mmaperson]

Nice

[KCChiefsAdams]

My Dick is as thick as the window

Yo dick look like a kendall

[MikeyB423]

my dick floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee

you stick your dick in other guys and it stings when you pee

[jaxblade07]

Lmao on my iPod it goes from My Ballz by D12 to My Dick LMFAO what an order

[funnyentensongsrappr]

how is the name from the band? or it's that only from H & K

[japtrix]

Mickey Avalon [and his m8s]

[denisrq]

Mickey Avalon  My Dick

[jassi445]

my dick whn stand it stands tall whn ur dick stand it jus stand nd fall

[BurntWeasle]

thats stupid

[denisrq]

yeah, I know

[ELEMENTSK8ER0]

My dick shakes the ocean, yo dick needs some lotion. LOL

[elilink2000]

This songs hillarious... and I don't usually like this syle of rap

[weed0afroman]

my dick rumbles in the jungle , yo dick got touched by yo uncle ... LOL

[lordhyphy]

my dick bigga than a brige yo dick look loike a little kids!!!

[bamboneski]

funny

[Elcompajae8]

WHO SINGS THIS SONG....=)

[trudeau13]

mickey avalon

[thedogsbollocks1000]

Danny, I like it!!!!

[danny7182]

Cheers, ears.

[danny7182]

My dick, Gets touched my maids. Your dick, needs first AID. My dick looks like a lamp post. Your dick, aint been in a spit roast. My dick, too big for the PC, Your dick, looks like USB My dick, owned yo mama Your dick, cant even get Joe Carter My dick, slits some throats Your dick, sounds like a goat My dick, all big and punchy, Your dick, all small and chunky.

[InvalidSkater]

Really, nobody cares about your mediocre rhyming.

[danny7182]

Its just a bit of fun. Everyone does it.

[InvalidSkater]

I'd do it too, but I'd get a comment like my own. >_>;

[danny7182]

Go ahead, its quite fun thinking up ''mediocre rhymes'' :P

[momolynch1991]

i love it lol

[billybobbeanboy123]

tell me what song this is please :D x

[vexiox2234]

...lol really "my dick" c'mon man

[mrskate1000]

its called my dick

[VEGAx559]

My dick parts the seas

Your dick farts and queefs

My dick- rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

[DEVINOBOY]

thats my shit brah :D

[timevictory]

my dick is pitbul breeder

yo dick is walmart greeter

my dick give more power than the power plant

yo dick only pees in your pants

my dick buys its own meal

yo dick begs and squeals

[AbdulGER]

my dick, sorrounded by mist,

your dick, doesn't even exist

[merker]

My Dick so big Michle Jackson Wouldnt Touch it yo Dick so Small Geogre Bush's Is Bigger

[AbdulGER]

that's no ryhme xP

[SonsOfSpardaMode]

LOL

[man010305]

my dick is so big wen i get a boner i can touch pluto with my dick and u ppl got a pencil dick u fuck peves y would ulook at this comment

[xXx17719U31xXx]

My dick is bigger than a van

you dick got cut off by a fan

ooooooo

[1stFjar]

haha

[willsdamfine89]

my dick is huge just ask your girl

[divante100]

My dick bigger than a niggas........yo dick smaller than a wiggers.

[RoyaltyRoleplay]

My dick is bigger than yours, your dick is smaller then tranny whores

[snuffylmao]

my dick flips like a sidekick yo dick stand up like a tooth pick

my dick is big like NYC yo dick is small like a USB

[CptCapOut]

My dick ... a big bowl of cereal ..... yo dick ... is a single little cheerio . My dick ... is strait off the Richter .... yo dick ... stuffs dirty sphincter . My dick ...fresh and clean ... yo dick ...got cut from the team .

[CptCapOut]

My Dick ... is fresh to death ...... yo dick ... smells like bad breath .

[imaginationpress]

my dick, has itz own zip code

yo dick, is on easy mode

my dick, full of white house

yo dick, fucked white cows

[sfinkxxxx]

i want your sister lick my dick

[NaruSasuke13]

my dick, too big, too wide

yo dick, runs and cries

my dick, big ol' python

yo dick, frightened a lion

my dick, hdvd

yo dick, no color-screened

my dick, got so much swagg

yo dick, finishes fast

[NaruSasuke13]

my dick, african elephant

yo dick, small and irrelevant

my dick, longer than a slinky

yo dick, smaller than my pinky

my dick, a famous rapper

yo dick, attracts girls' laughter

my dick, loves to gamble

yo dick, a birthday candle

[BisRock2007]

my dick gotta college degree yo dick barely gotta GED my dick, wouldnt even fit yo dick makes your pubes look thick my dick like billy blanks, Ti Bo yo dick,richard simmons type hoe. my dick spelled right yo dik a typo plus my dick still visible with your eyes closed my dick, loved by the nation yo dick on the sex offender registration

[macronewb]

now that's just bad.

[BisRock2007]

lol shut up, its a joke micro noob

[macronewb]

a really really bad one.

[trifectadelicious]

my dick rumble in the jungle, your dick got touched by ur uncle lmao!

[xxxrex12363011]

my dick is strait up big

yo dick needs to grow up quik

[doberman22kr]

my dick looks like roney coleman

your dick looks like gary coleman

[jhowe123]

My dick...fat like buddha Your dick...thin like a slice of gouda My dick...mercedez benz Your dick...needs extenze My dick...harder than a rock Your dick...spits up in a sock My dick...strong like steel Your dick...couldn't be an ant's meal My dick...got mass like the ocean Your dick...smells like lotion My dick...stacked like a tower Your dick...laughed at in the shower

[xxxrex12363011]

nice job!!!!!!

[derekya3]

my dick, enough said haha i gotta dick like jesus!

[dsaldana19]

my dick bigger then a bridge

yo dick smaller then a kidsXD

[ryanraiders12]

my dick is supersized your dick look like two fries

[MrDrew01]

your dick looks like gary coleman

[ryanzVH]

My Dick is a Superstar

Yo dick looks like a fucked up scar

[derekya3]

man that's great!

haha but dude it's time we let the world know you gotta let yo girl go bs is the best in the buisness ps i got a dick like jesus!

[itchyfingers89]

Your dick is like a spaghetti.

[2muskaPIMPS]

My dick is like supa size yo dick look like two frys XD