Bruce cracks me up in this one: when he mouths "I love this song" after Theo sings "Don't Stand So Close to Me" and when he goes to get under the desk & says, "Well, if it's about my marks..." Hilarious!! Great sketch!
Watch closely. "Theo" erases most of his name from the board, then he underlines "Theo". A moment later, the line has vanished. Later, the line reappears. Later still, the line vanishes again.
That's what I love about KITH, they have such a unique brand of humor that you just don't see in most sketch shows anymore. I miss KITH, wish they would come back to the comedy scene!
@darkprose yeah i agree with that Bruce has nice legs and I think the "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" sketch he is in is the date one, I'm sure it's on youtube somewhere!
When I was a kid, the local network played KITH on Saturday mornings. So I grew up watching crossdressing right after cartoons. Years later, I eventually figured out why that Scott guy had the weird accent. Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking.
This is the first time I've seen this version of the skit. The one I remember was completely censored; They replaced 'bullshit' with 'crap', and Dave Foley wasen't seen rolling up his sleeve and asking for a lighter.
I think that Scott was also wearing a completely sleevless shirt in the censored skit.
I'm your new teacher, David Tennant.
StickWarrior 2 months ago
dave folley is the funny version of james spader LOL
kjsh987 3 months ago
@Allllllllacricious thanks for the spoiler.
imsuuperduuper 3 months ago
Haha! I remember seeing this skit when I was a kid and have been trying to find it for years! Thanks!
GeetarAdam 3 months ago
well my name is larry-
BULLSHIT!!!!
squall600 4 months ago
most ironic ending song ever...
pMaher96 5 months ago
One of my favorite sketches. Second only to the bear fag one.
ChaoYun 5 months ago
Like if it pisses u off that the D isn't completely erased
kdlfatu 5 months ago 2
STEPHEN I DECLARE YOU GAY...NOW WEAR PURPLE CLOTHING...-SHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT-
MemubureinDibbu 6 months ago
@MemubureinDibbu ...what?
GeekHippieEndarkened 6 months ago
Wow. There are two versions of this sketch. I just saw one where everyone chants, "Crap" instead of "bullshit."
KuatoFilms 6 months ago
Theo looks a bit like Ira Glass to me :)
gimmemoremusic 7 months ago
I wish I were Linda! ;)
hail4610 8 months ago
whats the rock song he plays at the end?
cheezew1zz 9 months ago
@cheezew1zz Alice Cooper, "I'm Eighteen". Or a "soundalike" thereof.
wheredoescouragecome 8 months ago
Or a very mature 17 !!!! (I'll cave in)
mx6lover 9 months ago
Hey, wasn't that the Chicken Lady he was hitting on?
Robbi165 10 months ago
@Robbi165 No the chicken lady is the guy in the back who took off his tie
ilovefreddykrueger13 7 months ago
or should i say : "STEFAAN!!!!! "
AlexMS12396 10 months ago 3
Bruce cracks me up in this one: when he mouths "I love this song" after Theo sings "Don't Stand So Close to Me" and when he goes to get under the desk & says, "Well, if it's about my marks..." Hilarious!! Great sketch!
Lemieux91 10 months ago
I had a college professor like this, but he was a nihilist and boring as hell.
pretorious700 10 months ago
scott's character has all the best lines.
Juggernaut48 11 months ago
It does make me wonder if he really is gay. . . anyone here know? . . . i mean, i thought he wasn't, but now i'm not so sure
beastchicky 11 months ago
I had no idea steven. Or should I say Stephan!
HILARIOUS. I love the guy in the back making us laugh without saying a word.
baxydriver 1 year ago
Bruce's character is win.
mistereveready 1 year ago 5
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twilightedwardbella9 1 year ago
wow this one has all five kids at once.
quasiphatpaul 1 year ago
Hahhaha, "Don't stand so close to me", The Police would be proud
BenkosG 1 year ago 2
@Allllllllacricious
It's only a non sequitur if it's not posted right below the video.
toocoolotool218 1 year ago
scott and mark owned this one
14jetblack 1 year ago
my wife and i had sorta an open relationship but i could never find the right time or the right words to tell her we did!!!
qick07 1 year ago 3
wonder if glee nabbed the 'don't stand so close to me' bit from here xD
kids in the hall = amazing
tinyjello 1 year ago 6
IM 18!
Timoth1983 1 year ago
Scot Thomas looks like guy from heartbreak high.
Geert365 1 year ago
Haha
"It's Valid!"
rancodanca 1 year ago 4
Perfectly executed sketch.
opaquiosq 1 year ago 2
I would have dated Mark's character in high school. The nerdy perfectionist was always my boyfriend. I love them :)
TheNerdyCanuck 1 year ago 4
They got the outfit just right. And I'm ashamed to say, I find him so cute here!
MrEllenwork 1 year ago
pure emasculation. sit down, fag.
kucoru16 1 year ago 3
I'm always cool with my students... until the little fuckers push me.
Tamaslammer 1 year ago
Watch closely. "Theo" erases most of his name from the board, then he underlines "Theo". A moment later, the line has vanished. Later, the line reappears. Later still, the line vanishes again.
slowcurl 1 year ago
I think Theo has the greatest way of saying he cheated on his wife "we had an open relationship, and I couldn't find the way to tell her that"
bayareafan217 1 year ago 6
AWESOME
LVEMEDO 1 year ago
I bet that teacher listens to The Smiths. lol
Alana8480 1 year ago 2
Totally digging those glasses lol
BlimeyGames 1 year ago
Man, McKinney is fantastic even when he's in a silent role. Watch him in the "Just a line of coke" sketch to see what I mean.
samuraikarasu 1 year ago 16
@samuraikarasu
I KNOW! He doesn't even have to say anything to make me crack up. The way he started to shake his head was too hilarious!
SgtPlmFry 1 year ago
Check out the magically disappearing/reappearing underlining of "THEO" on the chalkboard...
digerati1974 1 year ago
Hey, that stereo played Im Eighteen!
ThatMan0verThere 1 year ago 4
teacher: I drink
Class: Alright!
Teacher: I smoke a little pot
Class: Sweet!
Teacher: I've tried heroin
Class: (silence)
Teacher: A few times
ethansloan 1 year ago 10
Wow. This is really high quality.
terrybrass 1 year ago
Hey, it's Kyle and Bauer!... except, er, they're called "Stephen" and "Larry" here.
Catalina650013 1 year ago 3
"um, this is bullshit theo!"
"sit down fag!"
LOLZ!!!!
lover0of0twilight 1 year ago 25
Don't stand...don't stand...don't stand so close to me LMAO
PennyLane6383 1 year ago
I love being a richard drinker....
themooddisorders 1 year ago
I think the "crap" version is funnier. It's just better aesthetically. It makes the sketch flow more easily. Same with "putrid soup".
fratleyiskewl 1 year ago
Dave is such a hottie. I'd hang out under his desk ;)
k2the8isgr8 2 years ago 10
@k2the8isgr8 So would I. Wonderfully terrible things would happen if he was my teacher.
rephillia 2 years ago 2
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ALTDOK 1 year ago
I would too... Well, if he had a black wig on.
Alexsteen 1 year ago
funny to see that a lot of girls are crazy about dave :D i can understand^^
Ruby09de 2 years ago 2
Ahhhh I wish Dave was my teacher...
JustAKidInTheHall 2 years ago 12
still as good as the first time I saw it XD
daveydave85 2 years ago
:) I love kevin. haha <3
indielover08 2 years ago
That's what I love about KITH, they have such a unique brand of humor that you just don't see in most sketch shows anymore. I miss KITH, wish they would come back to the comedy scene!
darkb4lightt 2 years ago 3
Anyone know the name of the sketch where Marc in drag is at the party and bugging the two stoners?
mjbab73 2 years ago
If Dave was my English teacher, I don't know if I'd be able to control myself.
Hahaha.
rephillia 2 years ago 9
amazing, these guys are awesome
SuiChoy 2 years ago
I always hated teachers who tried too hard to be 'hip'.
StickWarrior 2 years ago 4
03:01 LMAO "Stéphaaane"
DelBrisee 2 years ago 8
"I'm really trying to cut down on the number of times I try heroin...in a day..."
lauriesaurusrex 2 years ago 5
you know, I drink a little (yeah!) yeah, I've smoked pot (alright!!) Yeah, I've tried HEROIN (........) a few times
buzzcat3 2 years ago 6
cut down on the number of times that I've tryed heroin :D
ChainsmokingPothead 2 years ago
this is a perfect sketch.
davedoug 2 years ago 4
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love it, classic
WarGamezzz 2 years ago
i've had teachers like that lol
girlphriend 2 years ago
THE BEST EVER!!! I cant help it, it's sick, but I love it!
sherriberry1276 2 years ago
Scott: sit down fag.
hahaha aah good stuff.
unfortunatebeam 2 years ago 5
Oh man. I remember every second of this except I'm pretty sure when I watched it on tv he didnt ask for a lighter.
The censors probably made them cut it out so it wouldnt imply they were doing drugs XD
ToasterPig 2 years ago
i do rememebr him askin for the lighter lol...
girlphriend 2 years ago
The younger they get...the hotter they get...
shortsandsheep 2 years ago 6
i wish i had teachers like that LOL
SatansMullet 2 years ago 4
the amount of times that I try Heroin... in a day! I still crack up at that!!!
jeepstewart 2 years ago 3
Mark is the best ahah
xuangxuang 2 years ago 2
Great, great stuff -- these guys were masters of sketch!
mohairsammy 2 years ago 4
anybody know the name of the song at the end??
st88f88 2 years ago
I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper.
WILLOW5033 2 years ago
the guy in the back!!!!!
TheArchaeFiend 2 years ago
I have been waiting for this forever! Thanks!
blueeyedgeisha 2 years ago
I think Bruce has some pretty sexy legs for a guy. He showed them off in another sketch, too. Maybe one of the "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" sketches...
darkprose 2 years ago 3
@darkprose yeah i agree with that Bruce has nice legs and I think the "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" sketch he is in is the date one, I'm sure it's on youtube somewhere!
leela145 2 years ago
Yes, you're right. The one in the Italian restaurant. That's a great sketch.
darkprose 2 years ago
@leela145 It is. It's saved in my faves. Someone who calls themselves HomemadePillowWings has it posted. Hope this helps.
darkb4lightt 1 year ago
"...when she found out about our little understanding one night..." LOL
That's just brilliant. Thank you for posting this.
darkprose 2 years ago
I remember this one, and now I'm surprised it made it to daytime USA tv.
Unmourned 2 years ago
When I was a kid, the local network played KITH on Saturday mornings. So I grew up watching crossdressing right after cartoons. Years later, I eventually figured out why that Scott guy had the weird accent. Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking.
livedeeply 2 years ago
I love the way that the guitar is completely out of tune.
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
dave couldnt be any cuter in this!
roxyepoxy1988 2 years ago 11
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darkprose 2 years ago
Oh man, Eighteen. Neat
CharlesBeefy 2 years ago
just dont scream bulshit at me..
this is on eof my all time favourite bits
james19876 2 years ago
Tracy and smack.... No, smack then Tracy!
FDSbeach 2 years ago 2
This is the first time I've seen this version of the skit. The one I remember was completely censored; They replaced 'bullshit' with 'crap', and Dave Foley wasen't seen rolling up his sleeve and asking for a lighter.
I think that Scott was also wearing a completely sleevless shirt in the censored skit.
PHANTOMZ0NE 2 years ago 3
what's your name?
larry...
BULLSHIT!
Anonymous102492 2 years ago 3
Let's not drag this out Stephen, or should I say, STEPHAN
NotMadWeak 2 years ago 6
Dave is brilliant here. Teachers like these always bothered me for some reasons. They try too hard to be cool with students.
xhyio 3 years ago 67
Oh Christ, I know! I had a teacher like this once...I wish I'd had the nerve to scream at him.
Asarelah 2 years ago 4
I've got a teacher almost like that but (luckily) it's a complete success.
shortsandsheep 2 years ago
@xhyio the excellent College Humour "Cool English Teacher" sketch has GOTTA be inspired by this one.
simonjeste 1 year ago 2
@xhyio I know what you mean.
MrUndersolo 10 months ago
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Funny that Mark is the gay here and not Scott as usual. Is mark gay? I don't think he is.
Thewonkandfriends 3 years ago
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erykahbadu172 2 years ago
Did Marky have an epileptic fit?
GoldVisionFilms 3 years ago 10
His hair suits him here :P
GoldVisionFilms 3 years ago 7
whats the song called on the stereo at the end?
Moonblood00 3 years ago 3
18 by Alice Cooper
jgcooper 3 years ago 3
hey thanks alot!
Moonblood00 3 years ago
"Let's 'rap.'" Glad no one says that.
I call bullshit on that.
SonofMrPeanut 3 years ago 5
Steven..everyone here knows that youre gay..
optimon 3 years ago 4
Dave really looks hot here.
Emgee78 3 years ago 14
HAHAHA. This is one of the more memorable sketches.
Alexsteen 3 years ago 3
This is one of my fave sketches by KITH. I had a teacher like this in high school, the f&#$ing hypocrite.
murielsartre 3 years ago 8
I wonder if this is what Dave had to put up with at his alternative high school.
MonkeyBookend 3 years ago 9
LOL when he started shaking in the corner!!!
jcdenton7 3 years ago 5
Alot of teachers act like this....trying to be cool and relate to the youth better.
Hilarious.
bulafritz 3 years ago 10
if it weren't for liberals we wouldn't have any movie ever made you tard
rtselby 3 years ago 9
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damn liberals! Ruining this great country!
gavrilo2007 3 years ago
"or should I say, STEFAN!"
joemj413 3 years ago 8