Where the bloody hell are you?

[theaustinfish]

This ad has been made to sell Australia to the rest of the world, NOT to sell Australia to Australia. I believe everyone in Australia is focusing way too much on the over-exaggeration of Australia stereotypes. Why? It exaggerates positive traits of this beautiful land in order to sell to those around the world that don't know otherwise. so shut up.

[hvo]

better it be Lara Bingle than the chick from Fat Wog Vs Skinny Wog

[bobbiebrew]

Who in their right mind, would cast LARA BINGLE to PROMOTE Australia? She is the worst thing to promote our great country.

[Uk12Us]

oh sorry...I'm in the U.S.

[7lukepearce]

i love this ad :) makes me proud to be aussie.

[YerDatsMe953]

Oh my god! I have just read up to page 9 of these comments and on basically every page there is racist comments or arguements and a heap of swearing and insults. It's stupid! Also, to the people here just insulting Australians, why are you watching a tourism ad for our country if you dont like us or our culture?

[Yukoku8Patriotism]

i'm here to die

[gabigowriel]

answer : HOME , and for sure won't come to AUSTRALIA!

:-)

[ausyoungandfree]

@gabigowriel good :-)

[dragonithv]

Who is the model chick?

[unleashyourfooki]

@dragonithv lara bingle.

[Glitterypurplesea]

i thought british people say bloody hell

[CallumJ230]

@Glitterypurplesea Most Australians have British heritage so i guess that's where it comes from and over 1million British people live in Australia.

[kazamman33]

so where the bloody fucking hell are you, you fuckhead inbred wankers? :)

[johnrskie]

They forgot the part where giant spiders emerge from kitchen cupboards.

[TheLittelmisssexy]

fuck i love australia its tha best im so glad i live hear

baliey

[gillri]

@TheLittelmisssexy thank the english

[xshalludiex]

Don't taunt an Australian in Australia! Murder is legal there!

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

@xshalludiex Lol are you serious? Australia have one of, if not the, best legal system in the world.

[man9170]

@xshalludiex bullshit

[Pepihoh]

Umm, why was it banned in the UK?

[FreestYleNaab]

qui est venu ici pour l'anglais euro :)

[visualdragonic]

@FreestYleNaab Moi :=)

[1blackcast]

you want to know the best thing about australia? americans can no longer afford ;-)

[Vicki1477]

Well I live in QLD and I can tell you it IS like this... Go out west and see properties like the one shown - go to the coast and see the beautiful beaches - just down the road is a golf course that ALWAYS has Kangaroos on it (can be painful at times LOL) and just a short drive west of here is a Great little country pub that looks just like the one at the very beginning of the ad..... GREAT AD!!

[Tyrone021077]

@Vicki1477 no. stop lying.

[FilthyAfrican]

Shut up u pieces of shit

[gic33]

well guys I lived in Australia for 3 years and I've never experienced something so boring. You could travel from Brisbane to Perth and see that houses and people accent is the same .People go to bed early in the evening and wake up early in the morning ... like chickens !!!!

[MrHomesapien]

@gic33 well you're obviously an idiot. the accent is the same because it is an Australia accent, I prefer that over 20 different accents in one tiny country like England. you don't come to Australia to see suburbia you go to the amazing natural features Australia has to offer. If you travelled from Brisbane to Perth you would see hundreds of amazing things.

[likedatniggawade]

@MrHomesapien nah there are heaps of different kinds of Australian accents. There's the Julia Gillard and Paul Hogan 'Aussie' accent - that everyone all over the world thinks we all talk like. There is the Wog-Australian accent, Hispanics, Greeks, Italians and Lebanese, which is the funniest fucking thing to listen to, and there is the normal Aussie accent which is less of a Crocodile Dundee bogan drawl and a more relaxed British accent.

[SGKlD]

I live in Australia and I haven't done anything on this ad.

[Spudst3r]

Dear Australia,

This is one of the best produced tourist ads I've ever seen.

Sincerely,

A Canadian

[muhammadkhan24]

AUSTRALIANS = BRITISH MOTHER FUCKERS

[litemacs1]

@muhammadkhan24 Fuck up Cunt

[superrkoman]

Wtf is Australia ?

[dreamdoll1988]

false advertisment australia isnt run by aboriginals its called australia not aboriginal land

[LikeTalkingToAWall]

But I remember seeing this on the telly...

[GloveTheSmell]

I'm creepin in yo windows

[jennieconnectstv]

Loved it ... what is wrong with an English speaking country who object to this? I suppose, there aren't many anglo saxons there anymore!

[omiy33]

@jennieconnectstv what australia is not belongs to anglo saxsons,its belongs to aboriginals, if you were born here i do not know ,you may just only born in black mobs country , who were here millions millions years before convicted racist white balls came here with their racist spurm which produced you , like another racist haaaa

[MrHomesapien]

@omiy33 firstly calm down, i think you are misinterpreting the comment. secondly the Indigenous Australians, who are the oldest surviving community on the planet have only been around for maximum 60,000 years

[bails95]

i love this and the words bloody and hell just show you how laid back australians are

[Shannenskye]

its a shame that australia doesnt treat asylum seekers like the add

maybe they should include video footage of the children locked up behind barb wire in the next campaign

[ironmanlogan]

@Shannenskye Settle down buddy. All media hype.

[jake3393]

@Shannenskye

and you think thats australia's fault?

they can all stay at ur place then, sound good?

[detroit4lyf]

@Shannenskye what are they supposed to do cunt, you dont understand what happens when they come cunt, employment and all that shit

[oldnotweak]

yeah this was a good commercial

[TheLanni96]

Why did they ban this?!?! It's bloody ridicules!! [no pun intended]

[InflatedSnake]

I live in Australia, and this shit never happens.

[bigboy3620]

@InflatedSnake

Cos your sitting inside on ya fuckin computer

too lazy ta get out and open ya bloody eye lids.

I Live in the outback and I have traveled Australia

Plenty and Plenty more ta come.

[mrjordragon]

@InflatedSnake LMFAO so true i didnt even know they advertised australia...

[brian242r]

@InflatedSnake Where the bloody hell do you live?

[jimmytwotimez]

@InflatedSnake haha!

[CleanSheet1191987]

@InflatedSnake I dunno, I think it depends on where you go. I've seen it happen and I'm an aussie too.

[mrsaguilera]

the beer and 'bloody hell' is what make it australian.

[TheGiftOfRain]

It can't have been banned; I distinctly remember seeing that waiter on my television.

[blinky123abc]

Tourism Australia are frowned upon here. They even show there ads here in Australia. We just tell them to get fucked and change the channel. I mean, throw another shrimp on the barbie? Its a fucking prawn!

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

And to think, aborigines have been rehearsing 40,000 years to entertain tourist from a country they didn't know about until it's people came and took land from them.

[nazzerell]

Ahhh Lara Bingle....go take a dump

[Caeternum]

Hmm. It's a gorgeous advert. I like it a lot and it sure as hell makes me wish I had the money to go to Australia. I think it's stupid that it was banned over the word "bloody" in some countries, "hell" in others, and the beer in others. The ad would have been just as good without the "bloody hell" anyway, so it's a shame.

[loger621]

Bloody hell

[TimeandVirtue]

needs more bingle, less abbo lol

[iloveyouraiz]

@TimeandVirtue RACIST

[TheXcessiv]

Ahhhhhh I love it !!!!!!!

[rolf778]

its not banned in my country tho O_O

[adamryder98]

why was it banned ?

[skygirl1990]

@adamryder98 in NZ it was banned because at the end she says "where the bloody hell are you". It is a mystery to me...

[Africameow]

Love it!!! * * * * *

[yourtickettooz]

Working and travelling in Australia is such an experience! visit our page to check out how you can get a guaranteed job and travel for free to Australia

[MrOzfame]

where r they therein the shops turning all the aussie food halal fuck off

[codownni]

Im in bloody ireland, but ill be there when i get my 4000!

donations please ppl.

[alicesprings84]

i remember seeing it on tv, no surprises england banned it, i sure cant wait to get out to oz and out of england..the land of no humour!

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@alicesprings84 Brits are OK. Most aussies dont like brits because they kicked you convicts out a long time ago. Cant say that i blame them

[adamryder98]

@AmericaRulesCanada ahh most aussies love brits ? 

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@adamryder98 brits like aussies when it comes to doing janitorial work. other then that no.

[adamryder98]

@AmericaRulesCanada thats rude.

[nickzor0704]

@AmericaRulesCanada yes it sounds like you've done a great amount of research into this. you fucking arrogant american cunt.

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@nickzor0704 lol, thanks! Btw your Aussie "diggers" are known for being fag cowards who are looked upon with contempt by other militaries worldwide (see vid on my page) what a bunch of pussys.....

[MrNottsCounty]

@CanadaRulesAmerica fucking tit

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@MrNottsCounty fucking clit

LOL

[MrNottsCounty]

@AustraliaRulesAmerica mate ur an uneducated ass, shut it okay??

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@MrNottsCounty I know its hard for you to accept that you Aussies are Britain's bitches but its the truth....you mongrolized half-cast :)

[MrNottsCounty]

@AmericaRulesCanada wtf is that even supposed to mean, dude idc this was 5 MONTHS AGO, fuck this convo - australias epic bro get fucked

[AmericaRulesCanada]

@MrNottsCounty lol, just noticed I didnt reply back to you....Aussie mongrol :)

[Lamashtar]

@AmericaRulesCanada You make my country look bad.

[0s0e0a0n0100]

@adamryder98 , no none of us like poms

[ConsumptionMayCause]

needs more Bogan

[SUPERKINGMANCHAMP]

@ConsumptionMayCause GIMME SUM FUKKEN DURRIES OR I'LL FUKKEN SMASH YA

[MeshChromatones]

Am I the only one who, when that hot girl at the end says "Where the bloody hell are you?", feels guilty for not actually being with her? Damn advert, you're good.

[jamesojld]

My all time favorite Commercials

[dobofrexxar]

what is wrong with this video?

I don't understand everything in it (I am German)

but what I understand and see it seems more than "PC" to me.

People get more and more paranoid about their narrow minds, or what?

[ShadowSiren45]

Did this ad get banned in the U.S. as well? If so, I believe it. I hate living in the U.S. Why? Because our government is full of a bunch of sissies. They even cut the word "ass" and "hole" out on a lot of TV programs nowadays. OH MY GOD! SOMEONE SAID "ASS/HELL/DAMN/ETC." on TELEVISION! OH THE HORROR! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!! Boo-fuckidy-hoo. I grew up with swearing, violence, horror movies, etc. and I'm a very respectable person.

[Cronini]

@ShadowSiren45 here in australia we can swear after on tv after a certain time, like 7.30 or something like that.

[IMAYBEFIREMAN]

how the hell did this get banned? this portrays australia as being a beautiful, fun loving country. i just dont get it.

[Shangas]

@IMAYBEFIREMAN It was banned in various overseas countries because of the "Bloody hell" bit at the VERY end.

Stupid, PC fucks who would get offended looking at a piano...

[captainpanic08]

Banned my arse, I remember seeing it.

[capperz412]

@captainpanic08 Maybe it was banned AFTER you saw it, dumbass

[MunisAwesome]

Too bad the british don't get our slang even though we've adopted it from english convicts.

When we say things like bloody, shit, oi and so on. We mean it in possibly the nicest way.

[Barryat11]

What's wrong with this advert? Politically correct in England stupid enough to object to anything, ordinary Brit's are fine with ads like this..

[jhardyrules13]

I'd rather have Lara Bingle in a bikini promoting Australia then some abos singing a song like the current ones

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 I hear these days Lara Bingle is desperate enough to take anyone.

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit Yeah mate, fucked her last night!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 right, that comment just explained your state of mind, as well as your lack of intelligence.

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit I think your just jealous that i fucked Lara Bingle!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 I was actually taking exception to your comment re the Aboriginal children. Just to let you know, I'm female. Making your latest comment absolutely ludicrous.

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit You a homaphobe or something? so you think being a lesbian is ludicrous? well i am ashamed of you! too be honest i would gladly turn lesbian for a babe like Lara bingle!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 I don't think lesbianism is ludicrous, but I do think braun over obvious lack of brain ludicrous

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 Kudos to you, though, that was a clever comeback. Doesn't excuse your initial racist comment though

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit "racist comment" you mean myself expressing my opinion that no one comes to Australia to see some abos danceing, no one.

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 As someone who works every day with Aboriginal people, I can tell you, you have no right to speak for "everyone" (or no one if I take you word for word) and of course using the term "abo" is extremely offensive and racist. But don't worry, I'll leave you to your delusional sex crazed fantasied of shagging blonde bimbos, that's about the level of your mentality.

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit "bim...bos" sounds like someones jealous of Laras body?

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 no I just hate blatant racist pricks like you

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 And thanks yet again for affirming my beliefs of your sex starved fantasies

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit "staved" sorry love i'm in good supply

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 Good for you, hopefully that means you'll keep out of my face

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit wouldnt get near that thing!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 gratifying to know. 

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit Righteo Boss! how are the kids?

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 What the fuck are you on about? Did you forget your pills this morning?  Are you waiting for the men in the white coats to come and take you away? Or are you just plain fucking stupid?

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit Haha, nah, don't take drugs, i take it by that you don't have kids! my bad love!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 None of your business, pervert

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit haha, a little sad your a lonely bitch with no social life other then Youtube commenting!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 What about you, asking personal questions about people who you've never met? That to me sounds very sad.

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit surprising, i would of thought you would of been begging me to talk to you! after all i'm the only guy contact you've had in the past month,

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 Hmmm..... let me see, you're a racist fuckhead with unrealisting fantasies of shagging a blonde model who wouldn't look at you sideways unless you're a drunken AFL footballer with no brains above his dick (but then maybe that is you, who knows) and unless you're stalking me, how would you know who I have contact with or who is in my life? Certainly dickheads like you have no place :)

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit "no"... "place" in what? so first you were calling Lara a slut, now your saying she would not root me unless i was in AFL... consistant you are!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 Pretty much sums up her standards, doesn't it? And yours as well

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit Yeah... her standards are high, any chick in high school would screw a AFL player, except Lingy

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 What, you reckon that's high standards? Some brainless dick with no sense of how to behave

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit Yes, they play AFL, elite sports, as if you wound't root a elite sportsperson, maybe not netballers cause their tank but seriously come on.

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 No. I wouldn't. Not that that has anything to do with the original objection I had with your inane drivel on this forum, which is your blatant racism.

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit "inane" "drivel" its rude to make up words! "forum" rofs! its a youtube comment thing love, well then your a fridget bitch!

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 I take it then that among your many faults you're also illiterate? What's the matter? Did no one ever teach you how to use a dictionary?

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit no ones going to read a dictionary to figure out what some lonely fridget bitch said to them....

[nupthatisit]

@jhardyrules13 I'll let that comment of yours stand by itself, then, shall I?

[jhardyrules13]

@nupthatisit Yeah bro

[Gwyrdd]

I don't remember it being banned? I saw this loads on tv when it aired......hmm, never mind, it was probably just because of 'bloody'

[whatshernameify]

I don't understand how this could be banned? The UK is a fucking joke, yes i am from the UK born and bred, There isnt anything wrong with this advert. There fricken advert Nazis. you should see some of the adverts in Belfast.

[smk638]

Ok, Australia is NOT a racist country, but a small minority of people are, just like ANY country in the world. We aren't any different to any other country. Why can't people see this? Why does every single video about Australia on youtube discuss racism and show hate towards this country? It really isn't justified. Please, can't we just talk about the commercial? There's some great sceneries shown, but it's a shame it had to be banned because of "bloody hell" :(

[lewis2461]

@zxl345 'australiansareracists' might be the most hated person on the internet

[aprilblenk]

Why was this banned? It seems pretty harmless to me. O_o

[TheBighairyfart]

@aprilblenk it was banned because of the foul language and lack of tact

[TheBighairyfart]

@aprilblenk This ad seems awful similar to the one Australia did for 2022 world cup, whats with that?

[pjk777]

@aprilblenk the term 'bloody hell' is classed as swearing in the UK, and is fairly offensive - it wouldn't be allowed on family TV

[TheBighairyfart]

where the bloody hell r u, how corrosive, tactless australians as usual

[25maxoz]

0:55 boobs shake xDD

[LadyKeksify]

i'm not able to unterstand what the man says at 0:29 ! xD

what did he say?

[JasonRobbo]

@LadyKeksify "And bill's on his way down to open the front gate" ...or "and my baby was just eaten by a snake". Ill let you deside

[LadyKeksify]

@JasonRobbo

oh thanks! :D i wasn't able to understand :D

[aprilblenk]

@LadyKeksify He said 'and bills on his way down to open the front gate'

What it means? No clue. XD

[coolglock19]

i really so pleace astralia!

[tehs3raph1m]

thumbs up if you want to go to australia for the girl who says "where the bloody hell are you at the end"

[Arrowhead2k1]

If I want to see Kangaroos, I go to the zoo.

If I want to see pretty girls on the beach, I go to Miami.

If I want to visit some coral reefs, I go to the Caribbean.

The bottom line is, Australia is just too damn far away.

[moondy11]

@Arrowhead2k1

You missed the ENTIRE point of the ad.

Bravo.

[grimaldi80]

@Arrowhead2k1 coz ur just too poor and can't afford for an australian holiday!!!!

we don't need you anyway!

[Arrowhead2k1]

@grimaldi80 You guys have snobs over there too, nice!

[brownlow4lyf]

@Arrowhead2k1 That's nothing. It's the bogans you've got to watch out for.. they're every where.

[thatginnyisamidget]

@Arrowhead2k1 your loss

[NinjaVenom3]

@Uggthecaveman32 That sounds fair.

[igl4]

an amazing ad, americans dont get our type of humor so it was banned.

still it reresents australia perfectly

[EarthTraveller89]

@igl4 I think it was banned only in UK, still, it doesn't have to do with their humour, it's just that "bloody hell" is used in a very bad meaning there.

Still I love the ad, and I want to visit Australia :))

[Blarghasaur]

@igl4 the whole point was to draw in foreigners and by offending them it was pushing them away. not an amazing ad, seeing as it did the opposite of what it was meant to do.

[JBrads91]

@igl4 americans?? it was banned in the UK not US!

[yayayayayaaya]

@igl4 *british people

[yayayayayaaya]

@igl4*british people.

[eyeluv2dance]

@igl4 correction! this ad WAS NOT banned in the U.S. I remember seeing it on tv a few years ago. It was banned in the UK.

[prnkstr]

Fun commercial:) I'll definitely get down there and experience Australia sometime...