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  • They'd better be teaching the creation theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster because he's the one TRUE deity.

    RAmen.

  • But it's CHEESE

  • @killerjorjor No No its not ITS SCIENCE!

  • @SniperandTrooper lol i know hehe =^-^= *licks my paws*

  • HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SCIENCE FUCKBALLS?!

  • ......who cares about how the earth was made, its here, who gives a fuck weather or not it was made by a fucking big invizible man in the sky or a fucking explosion that came from thin fucking air THE WORLD IS HERE fucking deal with it

    ....this is what happens to me when i watch a marrathon of 2's rants XD but its true isnt it?

    oh and before ppl rage at me for calling god an invizible man in the sky im Jewish i beleive in the whole god theory so calm down with your bibles and shut up

  • BELIVE IN THE CHEESE OR ELSE!

  • oh god, if you people think religion is bad, wait 'till you listen to some physicists. XD There are FAR more crackpot ideas coming from some of the "greatest minds in the world" than there being a god. Between "Cosmic soap bubbles", alternate dimensions, wormholes, time travel, and their obsession with black holes and the speed of light, you start realizing that religion isn't the craziest thing out there, it's the theories in SCIENCE that take the cake. I'm not even religious and I see it.

  • @mrqsandas Funny, I'm going into a science myself (biochemistry) and I'm tempted to agree with you.

    The thing is these crazy downright odd ideas are only models to build our theories upon, like gravity isn't *quite* a warping in space but if we explain it like that it makes sense.

    You see, the way things work is so abstract we have to cook up these bizarre abstractions to explain them without suffering brain asplosion.

    Lastly, as odd as these things are they fit everything we've observed.

  • I agree!

  • :\ 1:30 seems like it's reverting.

  • "...the 'god freaks' have officially forgotten their place in the world and now it's time to THIN THE FUCKING HERD!"

    Best damn quote ever.

  • I love you.

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  • wow dude it's not the cheese, it's obviously the invisible pink unicorn

  • THE CHEEEESE!

  • you cant see the CHEEESE unless you believe in the CHEESE!!

  • lol "how do you like that science fuck balls"

  • I believe Einstein said it himself that the two need each other, "Science without religion is lame, but religion without science is blind" but regardless religion shouldn't self insert itself into education. For those who believe in a God, they can appreciate the natural order that was created, for those that don't, science is enough for them to live.

  • @TempestDacine

    Dude. Now THAT is something I can agree to.

  • @TempestDacine Something I can agree to.. Though I do believe religion does have its place in schools, but not science class. It belongs in Social Studies where many other religions are taught about as well. And there IS a difference between teaching religion and preaching religion, the latter of which does not belong in schools.

  • @mrqsandas I agree with this, teaching about religion, I feel, is important. however preaching religion has it's own place: in the church

  • @TempestDacine that quote is the best thing I ever heard

  • @Michaeltanase You present an interesting point but a much smaller leap of faith is necessary to believe most scientific theories, the experiments can be replicated and observed directly.

    Also it is not so much a system of belief as a structured system of inquiry. It's not what we think something is, but what we have observed it to be.

  • @Michaeltanase Science is an EVIDENCE system created by humand. Religion is, however, a BELIEF system created by humans. But this isn't about beliefs, this rant tells us not to shove things where they don't belong. You creationists have already a church and a book, there is no need to put it into educational books.

  • @Michaeltanase Science: it works, bitches.

  • @Michaeltanase

    Science adjusts it's views based on whats observed

    Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved

    - Tim Minchin , Storm

  • It's CHEESE! CHEESE IZ MAKING THAT HAPPEN!! THE ONLY THING THAT CAN CAUSE THAT IS CHEESE!!! But I don't see any cheese. THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S INVISIBLE CHEESE!!! YOU CAN'T SEE THE CHEESE UNLESS YOU BELIEVE IN THE CHEESE!! But that's completely ridiculous. YOU CAN'T PROVE IT'S CHEESE SO IT'S CHEESE!! xDDDDD

  • epic rant.

  • Science in itself isn't faith based, but ends up being faith based in this system, which doesn't make it a ton different than religion. This guy's cursing/insulting detracts from whatever points he's trying to make. People who curse frequently/get angry are usually uncomfortable.

  • @degenerate82 Yet no one cares.

  • @degenerate82 i dont think his cursing detracts from his points, i think it gets peoples attention. think about it like this, a guy in the theatre is kicking your seat. you could say "hey man, dont kick my seat. i dont appreciate it" or you could say "hey ASSWIPE, do NOT kick my FUCKING seat again, or i swear i will pull your DICK out of your EYE!". which ones gonna get more attention focused upon it? my opinion, the second one.

  • MMMMMmmmmmm.... cheese. MMMMMMMMMMMMM! even better 3 cheese baby

    holocost of melty screamy pain! YAY! kill the cristains! kill, satin, hell die, rot!

  • Lol wtf I didn't even know they were doing that. Wow now our children are gonna grow up to be even more fucked than we are. I like how Christians like to push their shit on everyone in the world but if someone disputes it then they get labeled a heretic or some shit. How do you take two completely different things and put them into one area as if they go hand in hand? I don't think any scientist or minister on the planet could possibly explain that one. Religion is killing the world..nah just us

  • CHEESE!!!

  • I'm still laughing at everyone who thinks Sepaco is the one who makes these.

    Go look at 2 Gryphons videos why don't you retards.

  • GOD IS NOT REAL AND RELIGION IS ALL BULL SHIT AND FULL OH FAULSE PROMISES GET OVER IT GOD DOSN'T EXSIST THERE IS NOT INVISBLE MAN UP IN THE SKY LOOKING DOWN ON US GET OVER IT GEEZ

  • I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • if you read the bible as a fantasy novel is actually really good.

  • In the beginning, god initiated a vacuum quantum fluctuation, triggering the creation of a four dimensional space-time with false vacuum scalar field density. Then he did trigger a tunneling event to a lower energy state, causing the release of massive amounts of electromagnetic radiation, and he saw that it was good.

  • 2 FOR PRESIDENT (y)

  • for the first time ever i actually find myself in disagreement with what 2 says, i think we need to exterminate christianity, because its a disease infecting innocent people, thousands have already died from it(the crusades +). i swear if i hear one more thing from them about how bieng gay or bi is gonna send me to hell i will start my very own anti-christ orginization, dedicated to curing the disease, all of the other religions are absolutely great, cause they arent biased shit

  • the cheese IS A LIE!!!

  • Last portion in particular is extremely profound. Took me by surprise even.

    Fantastic rant and excellent food for thought.

    Bravo, 2!

  • Holy shit this is great.

    5/5+fav+sub

  • We studied this argument in philosophy. From areligeous point of view its pretty much bullet proof, but it starts falling apart when you apply any kind of logical, empirical evidence to it. In philosophy terms that means bullshit.

  • coooooool thx 5 star

  • there is now way this will happen in class why.

    1. budist sience teacher.

    2.the common sense.

  • If you'd used the word 'shit' just one more time, then I would have accepted your argument, but as it is, I'm not convinced.

  • Well shit :(

  • @sepaco003 I see what you did there.

  • @sepaco003 lol c:

  • Cheese is the answer to everything, Mom die? CHEESE NEEDED A NEW ANGEL! So, go sacrafice some Chedder up your ASS!

  • ITS CHEESE!!!!

    you can't see unless you BELIEVE in thecheese!!

    lol

  • cant god be the reason why not the reaso n how?

  • Well, honestly I think that taking in all points of view is a good idea and the middle route is probably closest to the truth.

    But any kind of religion shouldn't be taught in a science class. Teach it in philosophy and I'm fine

  • CHEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!

  • For everyone!

  • @sepaco003 Oh wait, cheese for nobody. That can be just as much of a celebration if you dont like cheese right?

  • @ForJordie I once tried to stop him with a pit of clouds... or was it clowns? I'm not sure...

    Wait, it smelled funny, had to be clowns

  • @sepaco003 Now get out of here before I change my mind....or my mind changes me.

  • @sepaco003 Tah,come visit me again, or I'll pluck out your eyes!

  • *cracks up* holy shit, i hadn't listened to this one yet! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! this is something i agree to whole-heartedly, it's just....holy cheese, i think i'm gonna start a new religion that worships CHEESE thanks to this, it's how much i loved it *w*

  • The church of the holy invisible cheese? I'M IN!!!

  • HELL YEAH!!! i just gotta find a St. Peter wannabe and have him build my church *evillaughs*

    ...wait, was it Peter? oh, well, i didn't study religion ;D

  • Actually it is

  • *cackles* in that case, i must find a St. Peter wannabe! any idea of someone i could trick into building a cheese temple? ^^

  • Hmmm.... scientologists!

  • yes! *rubs hands plottingly* MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • MWAHAHA But wait... where will our religion be based?

  • i said it aeons ago! D: it's CHEEEEESE!!! you can't SEE the cheese unless you BELIEVE in the cheese!

  • Cheese indeed... but where? Mormons have idaho... We neeed.... Antartica! Yes! That is where our church will be

  • butbutbut...not many people live in antarctica...*thinks* on second thought, that'll keep the cheese from growing mold .D

  • It'll be our base >:D of course we will spread

  • fucking WEEEEE

  • sorry, didn't notice mom's account was open ^^;

    butbutbut...not many people live in antarctica...*thinks* on second thought, that'll keep the cheese from growing mold .D

  • CHEEEESE! x3 it no get mold i get all fuzzy inside =3

  • Holy f-ing cheese. What did I just listen to? But yeah you made a good argument... and... Simpsons did it.

  • Not my argument ^..^ I'm reposting 2 gryphons stuff

  • I agree with this. I also believe that religeon has no place in mainstream education AT ALL. People should go to church to learn about god, not school. If the time taken to teach kids about religeon was put into more practical subjects then grades would be a damn sight better.

  • ...holy shit, you're right *adds this to the list of things that are wrng with the world*

  • So right in every way.

  • *Bow*

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  • This video is a lovely concoction of loveliness LOL

  • agreed 10000% he's so f'ng right

  • It's CHEESE! CHEESE is making that happen! You can't SEE the cheese unless you BELIEVE in the cheese! You can't PROOVE it;s not cheese, so that means it's CHEESE!

  • I completly agree with this

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  • i agree with this

  • CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!

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