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  • How old are these two?

  • loserville

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  • I'm a Protestant, and I found this hilarious

  • I hate both of these fucks..if its a horror movie they always have something stupid to say and bitch about.action movies they bitch that it was mindless and bla bla bla.and so on and so on.dont they know that 80s/90s horror was just hack n slash fun and wasnt meant to be serious but fuck tards like these 2 failed filmmakers had to put a review on them n try to ruin there chances at the theaters box office income..just by this video u can tell how fake they were.bitch about cursing on there show?

  • @chicarelli1983 Okay. Tell me what mediocre movie is was you liked but they gave thumbs down to? isn't that what your shitty rant is REALLY all about?

  • @chicarelli1983, It's a review. Don't agree? Don't watch. Failed filmmakers? Did they ever try to make a film? Not every critic is a wannabee filmmaker.

  • "and thats this week on siskel....and ebert....and the movies...and the asshole, thats roger" LOL

  • i think they enjoyed fighting with each other lol

  • I think Siskel is hammered

  • C'mon, be honest, Wasps are generally boring, passionless people! And they think they're better than everyone!! They suck!!!!!!

  • Letterman said it best: "So, how long you guys been married?"

  • ....and the asshole

  • Eberts fans are screaming "I'm A LOSER".

  • Lol, I just defended Roger Ebert in a video where everyone was bashing him a minute ago, but after watching this...? Yeah...

    I come from a Protestant family, but none of us are anything remotely close to what these two are depicting us as. Just typical stereotypists, nothing to see here, folks.

  • 03:05. The catholics and the fucking jews? WHAT?

  • man ebert's an asshole

  • EBERT+UGLY

    FANS=NERDS

  • Is Ebert trying to look horrible? His taste and style is nil. What's with the hairdo and giant glasses. Maybe any movie he praises should be taken as shit.

  • @StanleyKu Like you? A nerd living in an old fantasy world. Here is fatso to lick his arse!

  • @StanleyKu Like you? A nerd living in a fantasy world? hey, You can still lick Roger's arsehole before it rots.

  • Help4343 was no help to me when I got syphilis sucking Ebert's cock. he was licking Ebert's fat shitty ass.

  • OMG, isn't this fat blob Ebert the most ugly creep on earth? Well, he is even worse now. He flopped at writing movies and could produce only the lowest smut but made a carreer with this show on after midnight where he played second fiddle to Siskel and trashed others work. I can't imagine his fans, no horror movie shows monsters that bad

  • When the camera is off they spend hours reviewing eachother.

  • I know people like Siskel. They quietly and calmly take whatever jabs/pokes that come their way, without a care in the world. But then, one day...THE BLOW!!

    I wonder if Gene ever had enough of Roger's mouth and just clocked him with knuckles flaring. That would be good TV right there.

  • I got syphilis from Ebert in 1965

  • @UglyoldFranny

    i think all you trolls are sockpuppets.

  • @help4343 Help, you need it. Ole Roger here is your date

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  • Oh lordy since this is uncensored I can tell you that I have enjoyed wishing I could suck Ebert's smelly midget cock along with his other fans here. he directs us in our tastes, that sexy man

  • I wonder if fatso now gets flies in his mouth?

  • siskel kinda reminds me of jimmy stewart.

  • I think they enjoyed each other at times. But they really hated each other. I got the feeling that Ebert was happy about Siskel dying so he could then be top banana.

  • @FavreianVengeance your a fuckin idiot.

  • @robaquarian I've rethought it. I wouldn't call it hate between Siskel and Ebert. There was definitely strong emnity there though. And I can't say Ebert was necessarily happy about Siskel dying, but I think he was always jealous that Siskel was the headliner in the title. Anyhow, a lot of people seemed to have thought I was on to something there.

  • @FavreianVengeance They were close friends

  • @AMpufnstuf I don't think they were good friends. But I've rethought it and I think they did enjoy their intellectual enmity between each other. And I don't know if Ebert was really happy about Siskel dying. However, I think it was potently obvious that Ebert was very annoyed that Siskel received first billing.

  • @FavreianVengeance That's a strange theory you've got there, they pretended to be friends for decades? Why can't they be friends who insult each other sometimes, haven't any of your friendships had any clever arguments in them?

  • @AMpufnstuf They weren't friends. They were associates and business partners. I grew up watching them in the mornings. I could feel the disregard they had for each other. Aside from that, I think they enjoyed some of their back and forths. But were they real friends behind the scenes? I wouldn't buy that.

  • @FavreianVengeance So both of them lied about being close friends for half their lives? What's wrong with you? You're obviously delusional about two people you've never met

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  • @AMpufnstuf Maybe you buy everything you hear. I guess I was able to see all the snide remarks and body language and put 2 and 2 together. Others obviously did as well or I wouldn't have got the top rated comment. Siskel did not even tell Ebert he was dying. That's how not close they were after 24 years of working together.

  • @FavreianVengeance I don't know about you, but I talk like that with my closest friends sometimes. To me, these two looked extremely comfortable w/ each other, a level of comfort that can only be achieved through a deep a friendship. Also, lets keep in mind these 2 were critics, trading witty jabs at each other is a sport to them.

  • @ViciousZeroEnder I think professionally they developed some synergy. But I don't think they particularly liked each other.

  • @FavreianVengeance Also, if you look at the extended video(ID: OkwVz_jK3gA), you can see them get along quite well joking about mcdonalds and protestants near the end. A single slice of video is not representative of anything.

  • @ViciousZeroEnder I think they had their moments. But they were were not good friends.

  • @FavreianVengeance you watch the siskel tribute it's on youtube and say they are not friends

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  • This ugly drunken shit Ebert belongs in the bottom of the bird cage along with his nerd fans

  • WASPS SUCK. THey're 100% right.

  • Rest easy Siskel. Ebert, you are the fucking man. 

    ha ha

    Miss you guys together.

  • Makes me wonder if this happened every time they tried to shoot a promo

  • @TheBitchinbabs Your the most shallow person ever

  • @TheBitchinbabs Just cause he ugly doesn't mean shit. Also I'm 13 so living in my mom's house makes since... Your a fail at life. Your just some 8 year old who is trolling.

  • @KaelanFournierTV LOL I rest my case.

    DRUNKEN FATSO EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=LOSERS

  • @TheBitchinbabs Your the saddest human on this earth

  • @TheBitchinbabs

    Ryan Dunn fans = ugly losers. I rest my case.

  • @BimLanders bum ann landers, never heard of him. This video is about fatso

    EBERT= UGLY

    FANS=NERDS

  • EBERT=UGLY

    FANS=GOON LOSERS

  • Ebert was a drunk for years just like his pompous hyocrite fans, I'm sure. The Ebert look alike contest is now in session!

  • oh ugly roger tell us what to think! oh tell us your feelings on someone else's work!

  • @TheDeeFormed Who you calling an ugly nerd, saddo? Go jerk off Bam some more because I know how you hate to see him all sad :( You just wanna make him all happy :)

    You drink. You drive. You're Dunn.

  • @TheDeeFormed Dee, honey, you are so right. ANYONE can see how ugly drunk fatso is and he only got worse. Lets face the truth. Without drugs. He couldn't make it writing screenplays, producing laughable sleaze like "Beneath the Valley of the Vixens" so he makes money telling his look alikes what to think about films. They should suck his cancer ridden dick as he already has disease so they can't give him any. But their leftover tooth will hurt him when they give their idol head!

  • jaw dropping talk!

  • It's well-known that they were actually very good friends. Ebert has said so. You guys are reading way too much into the ribbing.

  • if you like fatso, you are uncool

  • Oh, there must be a God.."We won't see the likes of these two again" And the fat one is drunk

  • Siskel has been gone 12 yrs or so and ebert can no longer speak. We won't see the likes if these two again. They took something that should be dry and boring and made it entertaining not to mention that you could trust what they said about movies and base your decision to see it or not on what they said. Thanks for posting.

  • wow did they really hate each other that much??

  • @nancyboy07

    no obviously

  • She (Ebert) looks drunk again. What's with the beatlemania type hair do in the 1980's?

  • FUCK OFF ROGER E-SHIT

  • what a great Shoot Promo

  • Ebert is not only hideously ugly and tasteless but can you imagine what his fans look like? A drunk who blusters against drinking. No mistake, Ebert is drunk here.

  • @Dottiecurran BUT HE'S NOT DEAD LOOOOOOOLLL

  • @AngelusFitzgerald If I looked you him or you, I'd want to be

  • @Dottiecurran not really because only Dunn people, oops i'm sorry i meant DUMB people die.

  • @AngelusFitzgerald Then you are dead. It's hard to tell from your picture.

  • @Dottiecurran yes you're right i am and guess what , Dunn says hi.

  • @AngelusFitzgerald Hello. Now go baxk into your sewer with fatso and be sure to suck his dick if it hasn't been removed yet. You are the ugly twins. And hypocrites

  • @Dottiecurran the only person who doesn't have a dick right now is Dunn because it rotted.

  • @AngelusFitzgerald This video isn't about Dunn, you idiot. It's about fatso

  • @AngelusFitzgerald Wrong, I don't have one but am certainly not asking for yours. Maybe if you pay, you can have one

  • What a pair of bitches these guys are! So hilarious and endearing. I would SOOOO watch a biopic about these two.

  • LOL! Holy shit!

  • Somebody want to go back in time and explain the internet to these racists?

  • Good God! Can Ebert get more fuckin ugly? YES HE DID. I mean, look at him here. LOOK. Why would anyone take advice on which movie is good to see from him? Are you brain dead? The fat pig has no taste or style. Giant cartoon glasses. That hair looks like it costs 99 cents in Wanda's Wig World. The grim clothes...out of style at that time. He looks drunk, too.

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  • @ZarahLean And yet he's the one that will go down in History as the great film critic of our time. Life's unfair, innit?

  • @Nemeres You are in a fantasy world. He (it is more accurate) will be forgotten and is already about over. Only his few nerdy fans who need advice still look for direction from your false idol. A failed smut screenplay writer. His work? Already forgotten: "Beneath the Valley of the Vixens". You are free to suck his dick, if it hasn't been amputed yet.

  • @ZarahLean

    1. "will be forgotten" - No he won't.

    2. "You are free to suck his dick" - I know I am. Tastiest dick ever.

  • @ZarahLean Yes I know you're angry because he is very famous and he probably ripped apart your favorite movie.

  • @glassessn Guess you don't know much. I find it amusing that anyone "knows" why I dislike Ebert. Either because of his Ryan Dunn publicity attempt, his reviews etc. I don't care much about either. Gene Siskel, who was more popular in my opinion, is hardly remembered by young people today. I have nothing against that man. Ebert will be forgotten soon. Just like his smutty screenplay attempts. I've always thought Ebert was a fraud. And from the comments I've read elsewhere, others agree. Peace

  • And Siskel, and Ebert, and the movies, and the asshole, that's Ebert

  • Gene Siskel hated Roger Ebert

  • I don't know how a man could more out of touch with today's world and so ugly.

  • Those cartoon glasses, along with the grim grey clothes and 99 cent wig world hair...the affect screams UGLY

  • No one will remember fat ugly rotten (now really!) Roger Ebert. A failed screenplay writer who seeks publicity kicking a dead body. I'm thrilled he has cancer!

  • @Dottiecurran I think it would be great if you died of cancer.

  • @MARZ8734 I'm sure you look as fucked up as Ebert and are missing a brain to need this turd's recs on movies. She was a lush who is in no position to judge anyone drinking. I am healthy unlike this horror and her tired old followers. Ha ha ha.

  • @Dottiecurran Fuck off you Canadian idiot.

  • @MARZ8734 How intelligent! Please rush to get ole Roger's advice on which movie to see before she croaks from cancer! He will tell you what to do! Hurry, suck your idol

    s dick before it falls off!

  • @Dottiecurran I don't like Roger Ebert but cancer is a horrible disease and isn't something you should make fun of.

  • @MARZ8734 so is dying in a car crash. You are a hypocrite. Go to hell with your ugly monster. I'm glad he has cancer, it helped his looks!

  • @Dottiecurran How am I a hypocrite?

  • @MARZ8734 I would insult someone for being Canadian if I were you. What are you, jerk? A dirty Paki who infests the UK? No one wants you which is why you feel sympathy for the rejected ugly turd Ebert

  • @Dottiecurran Celebrating cancer is out of line. Sorry for calling you a Canadian idiot. Now please fuck off and stop replying to my comments.

  • @MARZ8734 You started it with Dottie and wished cancer on her plus insulted her nationality. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Your page is full of hate, an internet troll. Personally, I do not wish disease on people but am not sorry that the monster Ebert can no longer talk. Still, he is insulting a man who recently died before his family could bury him. Ebert was a drunk himself, a smut writer who failed. Getting publicity should have limits.

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  • Marijuana is a great thing.

  • Now this is camaraderie! I so miss this guys!

  • wow, ebert really is an elitist condescending arrogant ass.

  • Fuck were these guys married?

  • This is fucking CLASSIC!

  • ..."And the COMMIES!"

  • I love these guys

  • Their provocative comments dont make them deserving of death or loss of speaking. God, the world has gotten much younger these days (childish), all these people shooting laser beams at invisible racism.

  • When people talk about wasp's like this they are talking about rich mainstream northerners, not an average white or blue collar worker who happens to be a Baptist, Methodist, etc.

  • i would die if this was a movie review

  • legends

  • and the asshole that's roger haha.

  • @KillSwitch2 Wow, that's all sorts of antisemitism.

  • They did get along. As ironic as it sounds, they got along so well that they could fight like brothers and forget about it a few minutes later.

  • Uhm, uh, uhm . . . wow.

    Siskel and Ebert just didn't give a fuck, did they?

  • Protesting against Protestants...

    That's like..., a literal double negative!

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  • I was raised protestant blah blah blah. Siskel and Ebert kick ass.

  • omg wat r they moaning about protestantism for? its a hell of a lot more sensible than catholicism and judaiism

  • @DeAztec62 lol uh thats why they have 150 fucking protetsant denominations cause it makes so much sense right?

  • @jsilence418 its got no one person with a lot of power telling you exactly how to live your life, and i should've said orthadox judaiiasm, im aware of the difference

  • @DeAztec62 obviously not ! who is the one person telling Jews how to live? and it is the system itself that is consistent . protestants, =snake handlers nuff said! " protestantism is illogical, and incoherent" James Joyce

  • @jsilence418 that could be said for all religions

  • @jsilence418 Especially applicable to protestants!

  • Siskel, spoken like a true fuckin jew, " nation is ran by wasps, lets over throw them" and replace them with money hungry kikes.

  • aw damn it I thought 'uncensored' meant they were gonna get it on.

  • So George Ebert was a narcissist and Gene Siskel was a submissive coward. That's really funny.

  • @Water4Jeremiah his name is Roger Ebert.

  • this is pretty typical of film sets and tv sets. Getting pissed at each other, arguing and being unPC, and becoming best friends.

  • Off the set they were great friends - this arguing is just part of their on camera shtick.

  • They're just busting each other's balls

  • cocaine's one hell of a drug!

  • lmfao, oh man they were both badass XD both of em are a couple of pricks

  • ebert seems like a d**k

  • ".....and that's why were re-doing it THIS time."

  • Like a married couple.

  • Didn't know that Siskel was Jewish and Ebert is Catholic.....................s­o that's why they hate Protestants.

  • They should have gone with the title "Siskel and the Asshole" one week, then "Ebert and the Asshole" next week, and so forth.

    If they were like this on air, I would have been a regular viewer!

  • Ebert is a left winger from hell.

  • Ebert was always such a dick to Siskel. But it was funny.

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  • @pigletized Roger Ebert's still alive dipshit. Albeit without a lower jaw but still alive.

  • Wow ebert was kinda of an ass and siskel was one angry man.

  • ....AND THE ASSHOLE! 

  • The reason these guys are here is that there aren't any good catholic or jewish countries so they or their ancestors came here. Jews and catholics have been around longer than protestants but neither group can build a country that doesn't suck so these guys ended up here. They're here and they complain about protestants. Good for them. They expect that they'll show up and we'll immediately realize they're superior and turn over all leadership to them. Does that make sense to you?

  • @BiggernAngrier Brasil.

  • I love how we come across the whole "Protestants have no fucking passion, they have no shit, the Presidents are all Protestants except for one non-Protestant President, goddamn Protestants--And this week on Siskel and Ebert." lmao

  • What a couple of bitches. I love it! This is sick. Love it! "Fucking, goddamn, fucking, goddamn, fucking, Steven Martin's new comedy, Roxanne." LOL

  • Hahaha, This is how my friends and I would be.. and I love it! They obviously are real friends.

  • pissed

  • that was pretty fucking funny.

  • greatest men on the face of the planet, Gene Siskel will be missed. Ebert is so strong and is the worlds greatest influences.

  • They should of taken the best section from this and used that as the intro to their TV show.

  • They Protestants really dont get enough shit. They always say how we Catholics and Jews are wrong and they're right case closed. We need to ask God to bring Siskel back to life and give Ebert another 20 years to live and have them do a daytime show called "Shitting on Protestantism"

  • wow............ wtf

    not only was that random, those r 2 people u couldnt picture saying that stuff

    its like watching mr rogers shout the n word over and over

  • @GeneralFantastic

    Mr Rodgers was a Navy Seal with at least 2 dozen confirmed kills. He wore the sweaters to cover up the tats he got while on active duty.

    And no, Im not bullshitting you either.

  • @rocker6666

    Actually, that IS bullshit. Nice try, though.

  • Anyone with a sense of humor can see the humor underlying all of this - the "vicious" barbs towards each other and Protestants. Ebert comes back cleverly with a reference to Siskel's heritage (intl. bankers). They're simply dueling with biting wit and it's fun to see. Some here are taking what they're saying too seriously. BTW, thanks, mikerjohnson, for posting.