Watching the ludicrously extended version, I found it to be quite funny. Now I'm going to do the obvious thing and request a script of tonight's event.
That...was...BRILLIANT!! Never have I had heard such a poetic masterpiece! I, MasterXerrat, give you two thumbs up, and a fine bottle of Candied Corn Absinthe! Great work!
In short because a certain member over at said forums with friends in high administrative places decided to make some false accusations towards me and a certain video involving a chocolate drenched phallus. After that debacle, any thread I started or any comment I posted was almost always met with flame-bait, and in the end, I just grew so frustrated with the whole situation that I just started spamming the forums with nonsensical topics like a moron until I got banned. And that's about it.
Hmmm, interesting. I should like to know more about this "chocolate drenched phallus." I don't want to see the video, but could somebody please explain...? I have occasionally somewhat perverse curiosities.
Welcome back MrTennek. This video is going to be a great masterpiece that even my daughters may even tell over and over again. So, what the DINGLEBERRIES have you been?
He has been a secret agent going deep undercover in the zveydish unterwurltze taking back attack plans for the Pork-Swindling Association of Luxembourg. He was later awarded twenty medals after honorably discharging his bowels into an enemy ventilation system and wiping out half of Switzerland with a single "shplurt."
A second link can now be found in the description section for a full transcript of this video.
MrTennek 1 year ago
How do you get those british voices?
BRAINFREEZERRR 1 year ago
@BRAINFREEZERRR Google 'Acapela Text to Speech'.
MrTennek 1 year ago
Simply genius.
Ebrainiac1 2 years ago 3
what song plays after Shod Coduroy announcent? the song that plays during Ghrahms announcement.
NaturalBornPhenom 2 years ago
A remixed version of "Lux Aeterna", by Clint Mansell.
MrTennek 2 years ago
All we need now is for someone to write the score.
WeenisLad 2 years ago
Oh MrTennek. Will you ever cease to amaze me? Please say no.
SpadeHand 2 years ago 2
You SERIOUSLY need to animate this.
theothercheese 2 years ago 4
*takes off imaginary glasses*
By God. This is truly superb.
Smaveric 2 years ago 3
*tear* that was......beautiful!
I'd pay to see that on Broadway!
stwawbewwy 2 years ago 2
That's gotta be one of the weirdest, funniest, most creative, most epic thing I've ever heard...I should do something like that.
ChewyRibbit 2 years ago 4
I WAS going to comment , but all I can do is O_O
rushnerd 2 years ago
Oh my god, you don't have to animate this.
my head animated it
bleedingmonky002 2 years ago 4
I laughed, I cried, I even found out things about myself I never knew. Bravo.
Billymays21 2 years ago 2
"You are already subscribed to MrTennek"
DoomDragon8274 2 years ago 18
How does it feel to be an entertainer who is capable of such genius works of comedy and takes inspiration from the correct things?
DooderMcAltair 2 years ago 2
Watching the ludicrously extended version, I found it to be quite funny. Now I'm going to do the obvious thing and request a script of tonight's event.
TheCaptainPoop 2 years ago
That...was...BRILLIANT!! Never have I had heard such a poetic masterpiece! I, MasterXerrat, give you two thumbs up, and a fine bottle of Candied Corn Absinthe! Great work!
MasterXerrat 2 years ago
Also, I laughed when I read the tags for this video.
TurboBabyPuncher 2 years ago 2
I've missed you.
TurboBabyPuncher 2 years ago 2
Yeshe yeshe yeshe yeshe M M M M M MM MMMMM MM M M MM M MM M MM M M
Ebrainiac1 2 years ago
Oh how long I have waited for you.
xAllisOnex 2 years ago 3
Can't wait to see this in Chicago.
MAXepher 2 years ago
Why were you banned from YouChew?
ChewyRibbit 2 years ago
In short because a certain member over at said forums with friends in high administrative places decided to make some false accusations towards me and a certain video involving a chocolate drenched phallus. After that debacle, any thread I started or any comment I posted was almost always met with flame-bait, and in the end, I just grew so frustrated with the whole situation that I just started spamming the forums with nonsensical topics like a moron until I got banned. And that's about it.
MrTennek 2 years ago
Hmmm, interesting. I should like to know more about this "chocolate drenched phallus." I don't want to see the video, but could somebody please explain...? I have occasionally somewhat perverse curiosities.
ChewyRibbit 2 years ago
Cock SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE
Gollon666 2 years ago 5
@MrTennek You, sir, are the hero.
-Tabris
tabrismacbeth 1 year ago
Fuck Geoffrey Chaucer. MrTennek > all
Guitarawr 2 years ago 2
Hearing these just makes my day.
DarkestDion 2 years ago 2
holy SHIT this is amazing
donthehonk 2 years ago
Posh Mothershuckling 2
YTPnews1 2 years ago 5
Welcome back Sir. I love these.
s3n4 2 years ago
I chortled quite loudly at our protagonists reaction and heartyful description of his newly found wangswealth.
PwnzorBob 2 years ago 8
Was that mario and luigi again?
DumbTomato 2 years ago 8
i love you mrtennek
LemonTartProductions 2 years ago 7
I wish I could be as verbose as this. How long did it take you to think up all that masterful dialogue?
CapnLexCrunch 2 years ago 11
Welcome back MrTennek. This video is going to be a great masterpiece that even my daughters may even tell over and over again. So, what the DINGLEBERRIES have you been?
jojomon91 2 years ago 5
He has been a secret agent going deep undercover in the zveydish unterwurltze taking back attack plans for the Pork-Swindling Association of Luxembourg. He was later awarded twenty medals after honorably discharging his bowels into an enemy ventilation system and wiping out half of Switzerland with a single "shplurt."
Gollon666 2 years ago 5