@FangMom No she wasn't. Rowan's wife is called Sunetra Sastry. The mayoress was played by a woman called Lucy Robinson. Rowan was never married to Lucy Robinson.
"We gave our dog a bad name: Colin. Terrible name! You have no idea how many people are called Colin. We'd go to the park - I'd shout, "Come here, Colin!", and fifteen people would turn around. Big people too, sir. I mean for some reason all the big lads get called Colin. I mean - I'd shout, "Colin, you're a bad boy! I just saw you do a kaka. And now, I'm going to rub your nose in it." The next thing I knew, I wake up in an ambulance" - I love this line!
I think Ben Elton has a thing about the name Colin. I remember how in Blackadder the Third, one of the residents of Dunny-on-the-Wold was a Dachshund named Colin
See I like this show, they can bring up issues without being asses about it. I find myself agreeing with Atkinson's character without feeling bad about it for once.
Just because you say that doesn't make it true. Given that chickens evolved from other egg-laying animals, the egg was most definitely around before the chicken. :-P
LMAO. Its irrefutable logic decided upon centuries ago. Even if there was an egg laying animal before the chicken, the same still applies. There was no magical egg that appeared out of nowhere, it is possible that a bird-type proto-chicken layed an egg that a modern mutated chicken emerged from. Please. Im surprised to see ur from Germany and not America with that attitude. To think that I said it, is absurd. To think you deny it because it comes from faceless, non TV suit wearing me, absurd.
That argument rests really on random choice of terminology, the link you sent me acknowledges that somewhat, too. The most comical part is near the end, where you need to accept the definition of "a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken". Of course, once you do that you can skip the argument, since the assumption is equivalent to the result.
"where you need to accept the definition of "a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken" Yep, you have to specify, since there are so many would rather heckle rather than attempt to help solve the riddles.
Living matter comes from the unliving! Ex ovo! Since egg is an unliving matter, it first had to be created for the chicken to hatch from it. Living organisms don't just sprout from the ground! And unliving matter is certainly what preceeds and what has created living matter.PsyOpAgent, Stop with the philosophical jibbering. It's nothing but a load of all rubbish and it will get you nowere. Philosophy is ok to a certain point. But it's mostly pouring from hollow into empty!
Hmm. So you say the egg appeared from nowhere and a chicken hatched from it. You also say that life comes from death. Go raise me a Golem, Dr. Frankenstein, & I was not aware you were the be all and end all in a random conversation or on the subject of Philosophy. Perhaps you should teach instead of condemn, but I suppose tis easier to destroy than create. I never claimed half of what you say in your message, so hush your shill caca. If you wanna talk grown up subjects, you're more than welcome
The appearance of the chicken or the egg (by itself appearing in a nest, is a much stranger concept for one of supposed high order mind) anyhow, twas a simple riddle amidst a comedy show. It might be suggested you lighten up and LoL. Otherwise, for a less myopic view the topics of dark energy, the fact that energy cannot be created nor destroyed, quantum mechanics, spooky action at a distance, the yin yang and the balance of chaos and order, DNA, etc, etc, tip of the iceberg.
And another thing. You DID say that actuality preceeds bla, bla. That is philosphy! And i did't mention anything you didn't say! YOU said that i said something i didn't say! You said that i said that egg appeared from nowhere! I don' remeber mentioning it! I said that living matter comes from the unliving! I didn't say i know how egg was created! I just said that egg had to be created before the chicken beceause it's an UNLIVING matter! If indeed the chicken came from the egg!
@Fishlights Actually, evolution states that the development of new species is caused by manipulation of DNA, and since this can only happen before birth, making it highly likely that the egg and the chicken evolved simultaniously from other birds..
There is off course the distinct possibility that the theory is wrong?
this site is a joke - more fucking adverts than tv
sockington1 2 weeks ago
i love the english
9Epicman 1 month ago
turn off adverts : /
Pianoguy32 2 months ago
My boss goes on like that too me... Shut up I'm talking and all that
NIJoe6 3 months ago
I love this, its the best type of telivison. I also love blackadder even though in only thirteen (:
WanderingFireWolf 5 months ago
Was this the episode with the dude who made racist comments about Constable Habib and got smashed in the face?
er10b 5 months ago
@er10b Nah, that one was called "Youth Today" where they go on a camping trip
squeakonline 5 months ago
Correction "Kids Today"
squeakonline 5 months ago
My dogs called Colin
DontMockThePenguin 6 months ago
Eh...pufterism?
Btw rumour has it that Sir Paul Condom was in a band called Condom and the Rubberboys
coratris 7 months ago
Habib is a mans name :)
sattarinho 7 months ago
@sattarinho it's her last name
adi87tya 7 months ago
@adi87tya
Okei :)
sattarinho 7 months ago
I'm changing my name to Colin.
newloser 9 months ago
constable goody is just brilliantly hilarious!
izzih1234 11 months ago
Lol, a Kaka.
Gfresh844 11 months ago
egg comes first.
yauyyb 1 year ago
What experience does Boyle have with Turkey Bristle? lol
CaptainHollister 1 year ago
4 minute of this was cut from the US DVD, including when Habib says "the disgusting facist racist bit"
CHANNELMICHAEL 1 year ago
Grim is just too damn funny
pretorious700 1 year ago
condom heeheeheeheeheeheehee.....
revolvigdoors 1 year ago
i love constable goody!!!!!
ryeoenable 1 year ago 2
"Oh, i know all about racism sir. My mother prepared me for it."
"She explained to you the sad truth or irrational hatred."
"No, she beat me and call me names."
This guys crack me up!
vince1987 1 year ago
buy the DVD, you mupit
centralflowers 1 year ago
the mayoress is a bitch
dipton95 1 year ago
You all do know the Mayoress is played by Rowan Atkinson's wife?
FangMom 1 year ago
@FangMom its not his wife.Sunetra Sastry is his wife.
revolvigdoors 1 year ago
@FangMom No she wasn't. Rowan's wife is called Sunetra Sastry. The mayoress was played by a woman called Lucy Robinson. Rowan was never married to Lucy Robinson.
CaptainHollister 1 year ago
@FangMom err thats not true.. his wife is not the Mayoress in this movie
Lukawa345 1 year ago
"Oh, come now sir, I think you do..."
Great face!!
bakerstreetbookworm 1 year ago
Agreed, love the way he says that line.
Superplex1001 1 year ago
im sure inspector fowler actually says sir paul condom at 6:40, not condon
DaveIsParamount 1 year ago 9
"We gave our dog a bad name: Colin. Terrible name! You have no idea how many people are called Colin. We'd go to the park - I'd shout, "Come here, Colin!", and fifteen people would turn around. Big people too, sir. I mean for some reason all the big lads get called Colin. I mean - I'd shout, "Colin, you're a bad boy! I just saw you do a kaka. And now, I'm going to rub your nose in it." The next thing I knew, I wake up in an ambulance" - I love this line!
TheSheiban 1 year ago 41
Homoeroticaphobia-ism.
SaidHead 2 years ago 4
id rather pat compared to the mayoress
frobinhood 2 years ago 6
agreed!
WhySoSeryous3 2 years ago
6:38 hahaha Goodie is hilarious my favourite character.
"It gets right on my raving titties" XD hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lol I love grimm's agressiveness lol everything he says is just soo funny!!! FANNYING AROUND
Cardien18 2 years ago 2
mine toooooooooooooooooo( gooody);)
humnafas 2 years ago
The black guy is from Trinidad. The Queen, her MAJESTY, went to Trinidad for the CHOGM 2009 about a week ago.
cometoanend 2 years ago
@cometoanend I was in Uganda for CHOGM in 2007(i think).That was very interesting indeed.Your the first I've heard of it since then.
I'm Irish...so could be why.
ah4fecksake 2 years ago
I love the 'Colin' joke. it's Gladstone's best joke . :)
RuudJH 2 years ago
@RuudJH
It is good, isn't it
I think Ben Elton has a thing about the name Colin. I remember how in Blackadder the Third, one of the residents of Dunny-on-the-Wold was a Dachshund named Colin
YKW2 6 months ago 3
See I like this show, they can bring up issues without being asses about it. I find myself agreeing with Atkinson's character without feeling bad about it for once.
KairuHakubi 2 years ago 4
Ha ha Paul Condon. I used to live in a Condon road!!
dunti21 2 years ago
AintNoStoppinMeNow - how right you are!
that bit made me crease up! my car is now called colin XD
Ellaway11 2 years ago
appearently raymand is into kinky dissapline rawrrrr LOL
AceripXF 2 years ago
i hope i don't say condom i hope i dont say condom ROTFLMAO!!
AceripXF 2 years ago 8
omg love when she says "your dairyare is in my hands" and his nose starts twitching LMAO
AceripXF 2 years ago
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5:27 Yeah we get that with Steve now.
5:51 I wish we had more of those two guys on this show.
7:36 Aw ;-;
7:42 TIME LOOP
7:59 Oh..kay.
ZaffireWolf 2 years ago
you're pretty sad, aren't you?
RuudJH 2 years ago 3
7.00 LOL
tomoblivion 3 years ago
LOL OMG I was laughing so hard when he was talking about naming his dog Colin!
"I just saw you do a caca!" LOL
This show is hilarious!
AintNoStoppinMeNow 3 years ago 5
Nice faces, patricia! haha
patrickbonne 3 years ago 2
6:59 aww come on sir i think you doooo LOL
kalkrazy2084 3 years ago
to fun doodie:i ope i dont say condom i hope i dont say condom.
kmanFTW 3 years ago
trucking tanker= fucking wanker
georgiet14 3 years ago 5
Ooh I got one!
fit-head custard=shit-head bastard
Jakegothicsnake 3 years ago 5
haha i love the way she says "i know when your lying to me" sounds evil:p
geebergoober929 3 years ago 4
A chicken is an actual chicken.
An egg is a potential chicken.
Actuality always precedes potentiality, therefore the chicken came first.
Psy0pAgent 4 years ago 3
Just because you say that doesn't make it true. Given that chickens evolved from other egg-laying animals, the egg was most definitely around before the chicken. :-P
stefanmuc2k 3 years ago 5
LMAO. Its irrefutable logic decided upon centuries ago. Even if there was an egg laying animal before the chicken, the same still applies. There was no magical egg that appeared out of nowhere, it is possible that a bird-type proto-chicken layed an egg that a modern mutated chicken emerged from. Please. Im surprised to see ur from Germany and not America with that attitude. To think that I said it, is absurd. To think you deny it because it comes from faceless, non TV suit wearing me, absurd.
Psy0pAgent 3 years ago 2
That argument rests really on random choice of terminology, the link you sent me acknowledges that somewhat, too. The most comical part is near the end, where you need to accept the definition of "a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken". Of course, once you do that you can skip the argument, since the assumption is equivalent to the result.
stefanmuc2k 3 years ago 3
"where you need to accept the definition of "a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken" Yep, you have to specify, since there are so many would rather heckle rather than attempt to help solve the riddles.
Psy0pAgent 3 years ago 3
I like Goody's answer, personally...
thewhiteshaq99 3 years ago 4
Rofl, me too. Thanks for your comment.
Psy0pAgent 3 years ago 3
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Living matter comes from the unliving! Ex ovo! Since egg is an unliving matter, it first had to be created for the chicken to hatch from it. Living organisms don't just sprout from the ground! And unliving matter is certainly what preceeds and what has created living matter.PsyOpAgent, Stop with the philosophical jibbering. It's nothing but a load of all rubbish and it will get you nowere. Philosophy is ok to a certain point. But it's mostly pouring from hollow into empty!
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Hmm. So you say the egg appeared from nowhere and a chicken hatched from it. You also say that life comes from death. Go raise me a Golem, Dr. Frankenstein, & I was not aware you were the be all and end all in a random conversation or on the subject of Philosophy. Perhaps you should teach instead of condemn, but I suppose tis easier to destroy than create. I never claimed half of what you say in your message, so hush your shill caca. If you wanna talk grown up subjects, you're more than welcome
Psy0pAgent 3 years ago
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The appearance of the chicken or the egg (by itself appearing in a nest, is a much stranger concept for one of supposed high order mind) anyhow, twas a simple riddle amidst a comedy show. It might be suggested you lighten up and LoL. Otherwise, for a less myopic view the topics of dark energy, the fact that energy cannot be created nor destroyed, quantum mechanics, spooky action at a distance, the yin yang and the balance of chaos and order, DNA, etc, etc, tip of the iceberg.
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And another thing. You DID say that actuality preceeds bla, bla. That is philosphy! And i did't mention anything you didn't say! YOU said that i said something i didn't say! You said that i said that egg appeared from nowhere! I don' remeber mentioning it! I said that living matter comes from the unliving! I didn't say i know how egg was created! I just said that egg had to be created before the chicken beceause it's an UNLIVING matter! If indeed the chicken came from the egg!
mirnabacka 3 years ago
My GOD. Please tell me you two aren't actually arguing about what came first, the chicken or the egg.
Orypeci 3 years ago 24
lol
AceripXF 2 years ago
@Orypeci the egg came first, evolution would create the chickens in the form of the first egg.
Fishlights 1 year ago
@Fishlights Actually, evolution states that the development of new species is caused by manipulation of DNA, and since this can only happen before birth, making it highly likely that the egg and the chicken evolved simultaniously from other birds..
There is off course the distinct possibility that the theory is wrong?
LordJespersen 1 year ago
@Orypeci btw the egg did
hempartist420 3 months ago
@hempartist420 no, the chicken did, science has proved it!
dubcars101 1 month ago
@dubcars101 It depends on if he is referring to the start of one particular chicken which would in that case be at the egg.
nanaforiod 3 weeks ago
mutation from generation to generation.
whatever came before what we know as a chicken, laid an egg which contained a chicken. therefore the egg came first.
tarquinbiscuitbarrel 3 years ago
Aahh Goodey is so funny about the condon name. LOL
ILuvMusic1323 4 years ago 5
lol! I know that was so funny! He's so imature! :)
farcett12 3 years ago
"Oh, come now Sir I think you do"
Just the way he says it. HA HA !
britishleylandcrap 4 years ago 4
"I serve Her Majesty, not some soggy Brussel sprout!" haha
blondchick87 4 years ago 3