Robin Williams Weapons of self destruction part 6

[OUWATZAHLE08]

SWEAR TO GOD I FEEL OF MY CHAIR OF LAUGHTER MIKEY MOW OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[francoeur42069]

i almost pissed my self laughing about diseney land in china hahahahaha fuc*** funny

[RAF2229]

Here's my idea for girls in tight clothing

[minimandy7]

"Oh, Timmy can't lead? How sad for him!"

[febbra2]

"Did you say cocksucker?"

[Antichrist2000]

LOL I can totally picture Nick Nolte doing that.

[BigAgitator]

@Antichrist2000 totally !!

[DShodan]

"Beijing one of the most polluted cities in the world and during the Olympics no pollution, how did they pull this off? i believe they sent one billion Chinese into Beijing everyone breathe in..."

[9xkingx5]

One of the best stand up shows for sure

[TheKingyusuf250x]

fuckin racist white man i will not watch his video again

[Unit403]

@TheKingyusuf250x lol... troll...

[zignario]

@TheKingyusuf250x haha fuck of arab

[Antichrist2000]

@TheKingyusuf250x ...you're joking right?

[applelord220]

Constitution Hall please

Did you mean Kenndy Center

Noo Constitution Hall

Did you say congressonal balls

Noo CONSTITUTION HALLLL

Did you say cocksucker

No I didnt say cocksucker lol

[eraider60]

"What are chances of talking to a real person? ZERO! PRESS IT! *BEEP*"

[mvennettilli]

6:17. If you listen veeeery closely, you can hear a 'BOOOOOO!' from the back, and that's why Robin acknowledges that in agreement.

[EnricoSuave666]

@PrincessAirionna565 lol me too! I was like "What's going on?!?!?"

[PrincessAirionna565]

That last bit scared me, with the fadey-vapor-trail-LSD effect..... thought I was really trippin out for a second

[BriiiTV]

"Fuck off!" -Robin Williams' official catch phrase(;

[thepcgamewalkthrough]

Note to self: scroll down and read the spoiler comments AFTER watching the entire clip... :S

[Geddylee2000]

"Are you on drugs?" "No.... I'm looking for food" XD priceless

[GenVirtu]

No NutSac Drag! lmso

[walnutshellwarrior]

The chicken thing made me giggle. A lot.



[ScarletGirl27]

is that a penis? no. its a clitoruis!

[accidentvictim]

ohh shitt....the ending tripped me out...HAHAHA

[ShortFingeredShreder]

"Don't fuck with me Mork, I know who you are! I know about you Googleing 'cocksucker' so don't piss me off!"

[alilavji]

Are you ready to swim I think so XD

[masterDevis]

I really hate customer services that use foreign employees with fake, Americanized names! THEY SUCK, AND ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!!!!

Otherwise, pretty funny! lmao!

[Nunchuckemo1]

6, 6, 6, 9.

[masterDevis]

1:53, at that point, I'd be like, "Okay, who the fuck is this really? And no cover names!" Either that or hang up and sue the cell phone service! lol!

[TheEddmon]

sometimes he looks like george bush..they could do something with that.

[pinkhotty100]

Man, his shit is soooo funnny! Love him. <3

[BigAgitator]

press 9

I cried I was laughing so hard at that "stiff as a board" demo he gave.

[TheJak314]

press 2 lol



[macgeek2004]

Woah...those "visuals" at the end...I must say, add some colors and shift some of the lines and contours of the image into neat, complicated, and beautiful geometric shapes, and you've got just about what it LOOKS like to be on LSD!

But frankly, it's what it does to your MIND that makes this story amazing. How'd he manage to remember that he was at a baseball game? I'd've been lost in thought wondering how the stitches on the baseball are made or something! Lol

[daveshn]

9 people pressed '6'.

[WiredrawnMurder45]

anyone else notice the Of Mice & Men reference at 8:10?

[NewJerseyJake]

press 6 if your my bitch 

[FlamingoWords]

@NewJerseyJake You actually press 6 for nut sack drag. :)

[fettfan91]

if you're having frosted flakes, and you're older than 10 years old, and it's after 10 o'clock in the morning...

[masterDevis]

There was a HERM?!!!!! IN THE OLYMPICS?!!!!!!!!

[cgarby25]

the french have no nut sack drag

[Webzlinger]

Village People's Republic LOL

[lizblake2]

is that apenis??

NO!..... just a very large clitoris

[sportiichick101]

Did you say cock sucker. NO I DIDNT SAY COCK SUCKER!

[jrules0193]

I didn't get the joke about if you're older than 10 year olds and it's after 10 in the morning "We may be involved" LOL I hope I don't sound stupid :/

[ThraxxNecro]

@jrules0193 weed not "we"

[TerrorofDeath1229]

@jrules0193 He's saying that if any person is eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes after 10am, you're a pot head. END OF STORY!!!

[xAxiom]

@jrules0193 weed may be involved not we may be involved

[THESNOWGURT]

it says leave a comment, not a quote

[JazzBariSax6]

"Are you on drugs?"

"NO! I'm looking for food."

[WeberRockGuitar]

I love the effects during the dock ellis story

[poppyj25]

Haha loved the Of Mice and Men quote, fking hilarious

[dangdangBB]

tell me about the rabbits xD lmao

[AtlantisProductions0]

"Tell me about the rabbits" haha, took me a second to get that reference :p hahaha.

[ohhsillyKat]

press 8, jizz face

[Jamie63P]

"Tell me about the rabbit" OMG, I've laughed so hard. I cannot believe how fabulous this guy is...

[EnviedCure776]

@Jamie63P I didn't get that joke

[DarkVampireAngel9]

did you put the last part in with the slow mo stuff

[TheR4C]

Bieber's dick is the size of the dislike bar ! :D

[VampireofEpicness]

@TheR4C Its not considered a dick if its the size of a bugbite.

[stfwho]

that was actually a pretty good description of an lsd trip and the effects were perfect

[AngelWolfLightning]

HAHA His '86 Mice and Men reference!!!

[xUndergroundPinecone]

tell me 'bout the rabbits...

[14597ojai]

@xUndergroundPinecone XD i know right

[hooha96]

@xUndergroundPinecone alright lenny there will be rabbits many rabbits *sniff* BANG!....bye lenny

[rodenburglachlan]

@xUndergroundPinecone Rabbits (or, colloquially, bunnies) are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world. There are eight different genera in the family classified as rabbits, including the European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus), cottontail rabbits (genus Sylvilagus; 13 species), and the Amami rabbit (Pentalagus furnessi, an endangered species on Amami Ōshima, Japan).

[supergub1]

OH GOD SPIDERS

[25natethegreat]

Press 9 then 1

[demonimpulsive]

was there a Of mice and men reference in there?

[vlada881]

What is your name?! Thomas Edison! Dont fuck with me Thomas. Don't fuck with me Mork, I know who you are ...

[d3s7r0y3r2]

A Tibetan Terrorist is like an Amish Hacker, it just doesn't fit!

[loserguy94]

press 6 for nut sack drag

[mrblue902]

2:19

[rasicar]

Uneven double bars... an event designed by Klaus Kinski

[ABRmessengers]

"HELLO would you like to talk to a real person???

[Robert3377]

Are You on Drugs?

NO, I'm looking for food.

So wrong, but hilarious! X)

[ShortFingeredShreder]

- ...Is that a penis?

- NO, just a very large clitoris!

XD

[tristanschlegel]

are you on drugs. no im looking for food

[ToxisGrey]

"Tell me about the rabbits" Effing awesome!

[ManMrCheese]

"who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy"

[Lightning4119]

And you know the idiot who invented those automated phone machines was trying to make it simpler?

[jdbanksentertainment]

i heard a mice and men reference lmao

[xUrsusxXX]

@jdbanksentertainment haha me too XD

[ballackbeckham]

5th to dislike

[buggyboo81]

@ballackbeckham fuck you

[GlitterFlame89]

@ballackbeckham 5 dislikes, to 751 likes, so I think majority rules :/

[bullet50000]

Doc Ellis wins

[Jeffylequamquam]

Who was the idiot who was the 667th person to like this video? They ruined the number.

[KrazyKevinB2]

666 likes nice



[DementisVenustas]

"Tell me about the rabbits!" Oh my god, I died! XD

[TBlover666]

love the "Of Mice and Men" reference

[Robmeistah13]

@TBlover666 was that the "tell me about the rabbits" part?

[TBlover666]

@Robmeistah13 yep, Lennie was a big dumb strong retarded man who didnt know his own strength

[Robmeistah13]

@TBlover666 yes, i knew the story line, just not the details. thanks for the refresher! :P

[neil73]

So you folks in USA have to speak to some call centre operative in the Idian sub-continent when you phone up about your bills too? Jeeze...its the same here in the UK and ain't it bloody annoying!??!!

[ninjawraith17]

2:22

NO! Not our lesbians! Say it ain't so, Robin! You give them back, China!

Okay China here's the deal: you quit using MSG in your food and we'll give our most beautiful lesbian in the United States. Her name is Rosie O'Donnel (and shut up fellow Americans this could work). If you increase the import of Asian women, then we'll throw in Ellen and Kathy Griffin.

[speeddemon847]

this is the same dude who played genie?

[NightmareLoveForever]

@speeddemon847 Yes.

[Sairin13]

I love that every once in a while Robin will let slip clues that he is a geek like us.

[Arderjsz565]

Who did Robin Williams say when he was talking about the one pitcher who pitched a no hitter on LSD?

[PhilanVortex]

@Arderjsz565 Doc Ellis

[Rikuno23]

@Arderjsz565 Dock Ellis

[Enuiofmoonglade]

lol fuck you mork i know who you are! XD

[puremongrel]

Robbin i like.

talking to a real person.

[WeberRockGuitar]

dude, those effects are great, when i first saw it i actually thought i was imagining things

[knightlord1996]

1 year anniversary!!!

[AsYourAttorney91]

EVERYBODY BREATHE IN!!

[ivanmeili]

Favourite bit xD

"I WANT YOU TO PUT ON SPANDEX AND THEN SPIN AROUND ON THE UPPER BAR, AND THEN SLAM YOUR VAGINA INTO THE LOWER BAR! SPIN AROUND, WHOSE YOUR DADDY WHOSE YOUR DADDY WHOSE YOUR DADDY, SPREAD YOUR LEGS, AND THEN DISMOUNT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME!"

[videoviewer833]

tell me about the rabbits

[GreenLanternSalem]

dude the LSD effect at the end was amazing... omfg .... i want life to be like that whenever i "activate" it. :D

[frogslofro]

four chinese people watched this

[ayllasousa]

LMFAO hahahaha this part is EPIC!

[tacomonster98]

part 6 rules!

[elgostine]

9:27

AAAAAh mindrape!

[niptuck117]

"Did you say 'Cocksucker'?"

[SlairMongrel]

Four people couldn't pitch a no hitter on LSD.

[Windclaw]

4 people still have nut sack drag!

[EastFrigginJabip]

@Windclaw did u say "cock sucker"?

[SwineProduction60]

@Windclaw Now 5 does.

[gucunja22]

"fuck, they make everything... even free tibett stickers" epic xD

[HyruleLand]

4 people don't know what real COMEDY is!

[Nathanwmang]

@HyruleLand quit it! quit mentioning the people who dislike videos. it's stupid. who cares if they dont like it.

[Tareltonlives]

I love his Olympic jokes

[TwistedGentleman]

"Oh timmy can't take lead? How sad for him"

[oOxXxMeGaNxXxOo]

. BOOP Press 5 if your getting somewhat irritated. BOOP Press 6 if your my female dog. BOOP Press 7 you know you want to. BOOP Press 8 just do it. BOOP Press 9. BOOP What are the chances of you talking to a real person 0 press it. BOOOOP

[oOxXxMeGaNxXxOo]

Would you like to talk to a person? HELLYES! If you would like to talk to a person press 1. BOOP If you would like to talk to someone in english press 2. BOOP Are you sure you dont want to talk to some one in spanish press 3. BOOP Press 4 if you would like to move to the next menu

[Hakkai87]

I'm on the horse, I'm off the horse!

[drigonizer]

MY FAVOURITE PART ouch my gut hurts now

[jayjay1k]

@ChurchsofChrist

Oh my god.

[beatlesfan255]

That was like a damn LSD trip man!!!!! EPIC!!!!

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

"Dont Fuck with me Mork, I Know who you are"

rofled wat toooooo hard

[Blackops660]

great it was effects i thought i had some shit with crack in it

[Phobos15]

constitution hhhaaaaaaallllllll!

[Zarat818]

my stomach hurts from laughter, idk if i should move to part 7 I might get a hernia

[wackyfella1]

are you doing steroids? no. what happened to your neck? i dont know i havent seen it for a while. wat about your balls? i dont know!

[MrA19A92]

Young Mao, there's a place you can go!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

ROCK ON DOC ELLIS!!!!!

[thinker6236]

3 people did not like the video...

[DemonLord120]

OMFG ROFL, i can't breath

[chance437]

8:44 He sounds like Mr. Mcmahon, lol.

[savannamarigold]

What's with this d00d and cats? haha

[stfwho]

holy shit that almost looked like an lsd trip at the end

[Ithellama]

"Press six if you're my bitch!"

[KearoNasanam]

@Ithellama 6

[vampateer21]

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[shonenjump18]

3 people older than10 are eating frosted flakes after 7 in the morning in public

[josevaldesv]

Amish hacker!

[Rammstein960801]

Are you on drugs?

No... I'm looking for food!

[bc1320]

2 people must be on LSD

[Napalmburns]

@bc1320

There is always dumbasses around you know that

[OutlawRebel117]

What's your name?

Thomas Edison.

Don't fuck with me Thomas!

Don't fuck with me Mork, I know who you are.

XD

[RhythmicThoughts]

"Doc Ellis did an incredible thing..... he pitched a no hitter on LSD, those who have taken LSD tell the others how hard that might be" thats fuckin insane, i cant imagine playin MLB trippin sac

[MrDarkmaster98]

Human growth hormone is amazing it's..yyyyyyarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh­hhhhhh! HA!

[chazly0413]

are you on drugs?

no! im looking for food!

xD

[DEIGirl8]

0:15-2:01 Made me cry I laughed so hard.

"Press 6 if your my bitch, what's the chances of talking to a real person 0 press it."

"where are you? I'm on the phone with you."

Lmao

[lilygrimm128]

8:12 "Tell me about the rabbits." Lenny?! Robin Williams just made an "Of Mice and Men" reference!

[Mobee211]

you just won the ethiopian marathon how do you feel. buk buk buuuucccccckkk ROFL

[Winterwolf00]

HAH I love the blurring at the end.

[olavthehairy]

Young Mao!

[tstaunts]

timmy cant take lead... how sad for him

[RadiationSoap]

No nutsack drag, GRRR!

[fettfan91]

"If you're eating frosted flakes, and you're more than ten years old, and it's after ten in the morning...I'm gonna guess weed may be involved"

[riceboy1701e]

WHOA! DID ROBIN JUST GO...BLURRY AT THE END? WTG!

[LihAniaih]

@riceboy1701e He looked normal to me.