1:34: Even if I got raped by this face I would still laugh. What a broken cunt seriously no mother could love that face that poor bitch needs a refund from god.
Who the fuck is that old guy judge? i swear his annoying as fuck for some reason allways has a fucking ugly little bitch smirk on his fucking snarky head little cunt thinks hes cool like simon and tries to be funny in the video of the guy with the big cancer balls fucking hate the old prick
@TheRushingWind I think your the one with the mental illness. Why dont you stop jumping to conclusions and actually go watch that video. Unless you get sidetracked sucking the fun out of something else.
What asylum did he escape from??? "I don't really know what the X Factor is" WTF??? what are you on it for then??? in the dictionary under the word clueless it says chicken farmer lmfao.
HAHAHA.. You are honestly the worst singer I've ever heard.. Thank you.. Robert it is a unanimous no... I know yeah... Okay well bye.. Byyye.. God what is wrong with some people...
I can't believe he was actually serious... He certainly decided to "unwin" that one lol... And as if the group who sang Barbie Girl have been back together since 2007 lol... Don't they realise geeky childish 90s music won't work anymore lol.. They might as well re-make that song by Cartoons "oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang" lol
This chicken guy actually made me laugh, he looks like a big dopey chicken himself, the funniest audition iv ever seen. Especially when he says 'thank you' to Simon when Simon says 'you are the worst singer iv heard in my whole life'. LMFAO !
He must be Ozzy and Sharon Osborune's lost son! LOL
noteworker1971 1 day ago
mint video whoever put this on youtube is a god
kickboxer741 2 days ago
The chickens died before they even got slaughtered in the factory.
razorren 3 days ago
lol if paula would have been there then she would have made everyone on the set laugh!!!
livetoplaypiano 1 week ago
I ain't being mean but has he got mental health???
smileytimes24 1 week ago 2
lol why did he thank simon when simon said he was the worst
mzzstylish 1 week ago
He has TALENT<3
TheBlueBadgerr 1 week ago
This just answered one of the wonders of the world...
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?...
The Chicken, it was made in a factory.
Genious! <3
ben10stone 1 week ago
when the xfactor was good
superbeans258 2 weeks ago
'your the worst singer iv'e ever heard'! 'thankyou' ahahahaha
MrDanthemanable 2 weeks ago
he looks like an serial killer
klikak 2 weeks ago 3
Some people want to be astronauts...some people, firemen...Robert...chicken factory.
georgecampbell41 2 weeks ago 2
........good
Finnishbones 2 weeks ago
maybe he is dumb, but he sure has one of the biggest pair of balls. haha!
inf11bravo 2 weeks ago
Not any chicken factory... THE chicken factory this guy is legit
Finnishbones 2 weeks ago
''I work in a chicken factory ...good''
MrMetalManiAK 2 weeks ago
Press 4 then 6 and it sounds like a baby crying.
BackFromNowere 3 weeks ago
lol
goodguyj 3 weeks ago
I thought this was a david walliams spoof of xfactor.
But he's epic.
mango2k11jw 3 weeks ago
LOLOL 'I'm a bit neeeervous *licks lips*'
HAAHAH I LOVE THIS GUY
violetraawr011 3 weeks ago
it's epic
ourtortsystem 3 weeks ago
Look at this guys eyes, you'll see that he actually believes in himself. Simon was out of line for calling him "absolutely useless". I almost cried..
DementedButtHole 4 weeks ago
1:34 if I was raped by this face I would laugh all the way to counselling.
TJection 4 weeks ago
ok i am trying to hold back on laughter because he has a mental illness but i cant stop laughing
TheWolfgirl1213 1 month ago
he looks like he is on drugs..
dan72155 1 month ago
i work in the chicken facotry
-.....good.......
MrCOUCKE 1 month ago 2
Chicken Troll
WatiTheChef 1 month ago
tbh hes happy and he makes me smile and others so why give him shit
rorybailey19 1 month ago
he's so sweet. i would take him home <3
Eleinna 1 month ago
1:34: Even if I got raped by this face I would still laugh. What a broken cunt seriously no mother could love that face that poor bitch needs a refund from god.
TJection 1 month ago
"robert i can honestly say you are the worst singer ive ever heard in my life"
"thank you"..... classic
1984LizardKing 1 month ago 5
just your average englander really
1984LizardKing 1 month ago
he looks so happy
samnrob1 1 month ago
Omg...... Errr.......okay!
teambro12 1 month ago
omg :L
GoodieBagOG 1 month ago
clearly set up :L
nolardonme 1 month ago
I never knew chickens were made in factories.
MrMingJnr 1 month ago 3
To kill those chickens he dose not need a knife he should just use his voice and bust the chickens ear
vegtablefriend 1 month ago
His got the brain of a chicken
b5ktas 1 month ago 4
clucking hell!!!
muttoncuffs 1 month ago 15
like a peter kay character
joshy1ification 1 month ago
i'm so sorry for those chickens :/
hannah9816 1 month ago
he ain't bad tbh :)
PraTzz11 1 month ago
Simon: You're the worst singer I know.
Robert: Thank you.
iDQYLE 2 months ago
at least hes better than justin bieber
MrTupacmontana 2 months ago
Who the fuck is that old guy judge? i swear his annoying as fuck for some reason allways has a fucking ugly little bitch smirk on his fucking snarky head little cunt thinks hes cool like simon and tries to be funny in the video of the guy with the big cancer balls fucking hate the old prick
nextblueful 2 months ago
my sister saw him today at the train station..lol...:D
shabnumnumnum26 2 months ago
@shabnumnumnum26
No that was not me, I don't do trains, I drive everywhere in my car!
unwin33 1 month ago
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agent007PL 2 months ago
This is when x-factor was good.
rebeccalafferty 2 months ago
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SienaSunsetBeach 2 months ago
-Hello! What's your name?
-Robert Unwin.
-And what do you do?
-I work in a chicken factory.
-...... good
qopemail 2 months ago 4
frankie cocozza got nothing on dis guy
kiwifriutify 2 months ago 4
he looks like he just came back from a drunken night with elton john
slagovic321 2 months ago 2
He's Scarry
MultiUnknown2 2 months ago
trololol
diabl2master 2 months ago
The Chickens taught him to sing
TardisTeen 2 months ago 28
This guy is a legend
BreakingNorthampton 2 months ago
'i work in a chicken factory'
simon: ... good
hahaha love his reaction!
reece1703911 2 months ago
"YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER IN THE WORLD!!!"
"Thank you."
Ha!
Bossness123 2 months ago 2
Frankie. Youv'e just been put down by a fucking chicken guy.
Bossness123 2 months ago
sounds like a chicken, never mind his job.
PuffedCheese101 2 months ago
"and that's Bee Gees". :|
aaaaameliaful 2 months ago
still a legend robert, even after all these years....you're far better than frankie, jonny, kitty, risk, janet or mis kitty ever will be.....
mozmeister15 2 months ago
Is that Napalm Death's Brian?
Raahorakhty 2 months ago
i like hes hairstyle
freebustar 2 months ago
CHICKEN FACTORY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!
FillionDollarSmile 2 months ago
john stapes has other talents does he?
blowmyroot 3 months ago
Better than the original song. lol
undocumentedspot 3 months ago
I can honestly say you are the worst singer I've heard in my life. Thank you 2:04
SamakkaUK 3 months ago
Robert for Little Brittian :D
spudhead2k8 3 months ago in playlist spudhead2k8's favourites
"i can honestly say that you are the worst singer i've ever heard in my life"
"thank you :D"
bugalooshrimp92 3 months ago
I would have let him through the next round. He is MUCH better than Justin Bieber.
Wellch 3 months ago
I like it !!!
HeWhoAvoidsTheLight 3 months ago
Thumps up if /b/ got you here.
LukusInThaFace 3 months ago 3
@LukusInThaFace 4chan is gay
mcfurley 3 months ago
@LukusInThaFace You fucking spastic newfag cunt, rules 1 and 2
stuartgreene2k 2 months ago
/b/ ?
shark6100 3 months ago
Ha retards, their only purpose in life is to ammuse us, am I right? :D
darklinkwillkill666 3 months ago
@darklinkwillkill666 Your comment was quite amusing actually... moron
jingis7395 3 months ago
@darklinkwillkill666 Nope, you're not right.
Wat3rDragon 3 months ago
OMG. its fantastic :D. Good man - Showman :D :D :
begosik 3 months ago
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"Thank you?!? You are absolutely USELESS! "
dterzyan 3 months ago
Lol I call trolling.
studiortj 3 months ago
he says "i've worked at a chicken factory for (looks at his watch) about 2 and a half years" lol
zeztro 3 months ago
HHAHAHAH AUL ROBERT TOMWICK, HES A SPITIN IMAGE OF E.T, WHEN HES JUST OUTA THE BATHTUB, ALIEN LOOKIN CUNT,
Cokane1888 3 months ago
I bet he got laid after this lol
EmberzzEU 3 months ago
The saddest thing is people think this is funny when he clearly has a mental illness. The show exploited him
TheRushingWind 3 months ago 30
@TheRushingWind Relax.
snowie28791 3 months ago
@TheRushingWind Well it looks like a guy with mental illness outsmarted you.
/watch?v=2KPVLDr9rNM&feature=related
TheEndOf78 3 weeks ago in playlist X-factor
@TheEndOf78 pretty obvious that's not him
TheRushingWind 3 weeks ago
@TheRushingWind I think your the one with the mental illness. Why dont you stop jumping to conclusions and actually go watch that video. Unless you get sidetracked sucking the fun out of something else.
TheEndOf78 2 weeks ago
@TheEndOf78 I watched it, stop talking rubbish. It's clearly someone who looks like him mocking him
TheRushingWind 2 weeks ago
Still the greatest bad X Factor audition ever.
mrlavabeast 3 months ago
the way simon says good at 0.27 is hilarious :L
GrahamW005 3 months ago 4
WINNING.
McNaBzL 3 months ago
don't quit your day job
victoryiseverything 4 months ago
he sounds better than most new metal
TheDEATHSTARIII 4 months ago
(his face at the end) "Fuck Yeah, Nailed it!!"
MiniMathers 4 months ago 4
if chickens taught him to sing then how did buckethead get his skills?
ghostinthesnow11 4 months ago
Hey, he's happier than any of us will ever be
MasterOfEnk 4 months ago 99
dam u simon this guy quality lol id buy his album go on rob nice one m8
liamcrazyman 4 months ago
What asylum did he escape from??? "I don't really know what the X Factor is" WTF??? what are you on it for then??? in the dictionary under the word clueless it says chicken farmer lmfao.
angelheart757 4 months ago
looks like my english teacher loooool
qLa7a 4 months ago
Chicken man has a unique falsetto. Don't these 'experts' know anything?
garyhaggarty 4 months ago
"I can carry on working in a chicken factory, so theres always that" hahaha
taylaa10 4 months ago 3
can u say axe murderer?
mukjong13 4 months ago
i can carry on working in a chicken factory.
AliceInWonderland138 4 months ago
i honestly think he's got the X Factor
Iwillbetall 4 months ago
at 1:37 his head forward is AWESOMEEE, also if u close ur eyes and dont think its a guy its not bad
dg1020 4 months ago
How can Sharon keep a straight face XD
miss5ak 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
is it real?
WasimProductions 4 months ago
HAHAHA.. You are honestly the worst singer I've ever heard.. Thank you.. Robert it is a unanimous no... I know yeah... Okay well bye.. Byyye.. God what is wrong with some people...
seanjosephhayes 4 months ago
I can't believe he was actually serious... He certainly decided to "unwin" that one lol... And as if the group who sang Barbie Girl have been back together since 2007 lol... Don't they realise geeky childish 90s music won't work anymore lol.. They might as well re-make that song by Cartoons "oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang" lol
seanjosephhayes 4 months ago
i work in a chicken factory. LONG PAUSE. good
DanielSimpkinsJPGR 4 months ago 3
@DanielSimpkinsJPGR
He seems to be really proud of it.
Corbon440 4 months ago
ROFL!! man this never gets old. Hands down the greatest X Factor audition ever
TheSuper786 4 months ago
he obviously lost a bet
Whysoserioius96 5 months ago
"ive been working at a chicken factory now for about erm,
*looks at watch*
2 and a half years"
eMxSnIpeZ 5 months ago 3
THAT WAS A COMPLETE A NUTTER NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULDNT UNDRESS HIM ANYEWERE!!!!!!!
BrandonForever00 5 months ago
ROFLMFAO
babyB130288 5 months ago
ROFL, LMFAO
babyB130288 5 months ago
0:24
creecarrie 5 months ago
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creecarrie 5 months ago
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creecarrie 5 months ago
Please make this guy rich, he's legendary
MrOWNEDLOL 5 months ago
SPASTICUS!!!
ZeeKardiac 5 months ago
@ZeeKardiac
HAHAh SPASTICUS MAXIMUS!!
Frietpan 4 months ago
EWWWWW SIMON LOOKS SOOOO YOUNG...
Cimorelli1999 5 months ago
rofl pmsll
legendsish 5 months ago
Pic-a-Chick
yellowfoil95 5 months ago
Lmao, what a character. More entertaining than some of the finalists by far
maxpayne2424 5 months ago
love this, its brilliant! :)
2934major 5 months ago
He actually does a pretty good Bee Gees impression..
benj1701 5 months ago
he he he he im gonna carry on working in a chicken factory so theres always that !!!!
jonsfunkytube 5 months ago
2:11
"You CUNT!!!"
???
Xterio 5 months ago
This chicken guy actually made me laugh, he looks like a big dopey chicken himself, the funniest audition iv ever seen. Especially when he says 'thank you' to Simon when Simon says 'you are the worst singer iv heard in my whole life'. LMFAO !
Badman93100 5 months ago
Wow he's got a good range!
tearsofecho 5 months ago
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SixAndOneThirdTV 5 months ago
Better than Rebecca Black.
SixAndOneThirdTV 5 months ago
Better than Justin Bieber.
7heAre7s 5 months ago 2
He wasn't serious.
360Gamer2010 6 months ago
"Buh Bye"
"Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
LOL!
ThePatriots010304 6 months ago
kinky ;).
johnfranky71 6 months ago
Sooooo much better than Justin Bieber, lol
lmessaggiero 6 months ago 57
better than Joe McElderry anyway.
PeteGas1984 6 months ago
trust sharon to say bless him
ICantBeFaged 6 months ago
thumbs up if u think hees a retard
jayrobtee 6 months ago 2
@jayrobtee obviously he is retarded, just leave the poor guy alone
pink22kitty 6 months ago
@jayrobtee thumbs if u tink @jayrobtee is a retard
TheFuzzyboy93 6 months ago 4
no
jayrobtee 5 months ago
Barbie girl ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DjVicK49 6 months ago
i love simon when he smiles
aninhaas1000 6 months ago
reminds me of my grandad after a few too many on a saturday night...
sezzyharrison 6 months ago
LOL barbie girl is the best
TheDesperatehousewiv 6 months ago
His brothers all went to Harvard and oxford
martinmerrywinkle 7 months ago 2
... He's actually happy about the fact he still has the chicken factory to go to on the end...
loopyclaire101 7 months ago 2
@loopyclaire101 lol bless him poor sod
andyboo23 6 months ago
He's a bit cuckoo
BusselSprout 7 months ago 2
1:37 1:40 hes face changes in 3 sec
salakward 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
That MotherFucker Is Going Straight To The MotherFuckin Chicken Factory.
PeepsRock309 7 months ago
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PeepsRock309 7 months ago
Wonder if he's still working in the chicken factory.
SuperSpanishChicken 7 months ago
@SuperSpanishChicken Im sure he is managing director there
pankierownikk 7 months ago in playlist XOX RANDOM
I actually saw him yesterday!
TheForgottenAcoustic 7 months ago
ajajajajajaa muy buena!
KaremCitaxD 7 months ago
this guy kicks ass!
stugodamndata 7 months ago
But he's not useless, he entertained me.
MarioFan124 7 months ago 4
this is the best audition i've ever seen in my whole entire life.
joeedaniels 7 months ago 5
It's clear he's not mentally stable.
MarioFan124 7 months ago
the guy is so close to being a comic genius
innit27 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
When he is doing 'Barbie Girl' Ken sounds like the Cookie Monster
LugzPercy 7 months ago
Pick a Chick!
LugzPercy 7 months ago
Louis- 'Ah, God help him' lol-such an Irish thing to say
massivezen7 7 months ago
Epic troll is epic.
Sphereal 7 months ago
simon is really awful. useless? really? at least let him down gently, you dont have to slam him into the floor.
TheWildenism 7 months ago
@TheWildenism
To be fair he was aiming that at his singing, not in general...And to be honest he is ''useless'' at singing lol
Would've been nice to have seen them have more of a laugh with him though ;)
wils35 7 months ago
:(
alecdepalect 7 months ago
is he mentally retarded..not that im making fun of mentally retarded people....-_-
trinkid2709 7 months ago
classic ::::::)
MaisieCutter 7 months ago
classic ::::::)
MaisieCutter 7 months ago
Figgin funny!!!
Powerball160 7 months ago
how does sharon keep a straight face?
imnotstpid 7 months ago
2:17 still crack