Spam

[Destm157]

You what is also spam.

Comments regarding the likes/dislikes, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, "thumbs up if", etc.

[MZB1993]

@Destm157 Yeah, that's annoying.

[LykAwsm]

Ironically this video got you noticed, Must of been Mohammed..

[MZB1993]

@LykAwsm not quite ironic, but still.

[leonshayne]

this is a cool video, i like it!

[Spartzion]

Respond to this video... u should make a random Robot fight XD !!

[Fremstrom1]

getting those everyday. always that girl in the picture and always different names!

[ploysr08]

I really hate those kind of spams. I got a lot of those too. annoying

[RadioPopfisk]

I GET THOSE COMMENTS TOO!

[MZB1993]

@RadioPopfisk I think everyone does :)

[RadioPopfisk]

@MZB1993 Yeah XD... It's so sad, cause I always get really happy when I get a message on youtube... Like "yay someone actually took the time to write me a message", and then it's just some stupid spam message, or someone who just want to promote their videos, so they act like they care about mine :/ Meh... XD

[palmtree2k8]

See you use U torrent .. not that i paused the video just to see..

[EmmaSuraya]

*an inbox

and also, you shouldn't jump with scissors, you might cut your neck or something. that'd be grim. don't do it, it's scary

[EmmaSuraya]

ooh! i got aonbox from that person! eurgh.

[MZB1993]

@mcjra Cheers babe :)

[Rach9930]

hate those messages!!! your alot like charlieissocoollike only better =P nice video =)

[MZB1993]

@Rach9930 Aha, there is NO way I'm better than Charlie xD, but thanks for the compliment :D

[Rach9930]

@MZB1993 ok maybe your not quite as good as Charlie but your getting there =) hey maybe if you get time you could sub me???X

[nikkiboi1]

YOU'RE HOT!!!

[volviendoalos80s]

Hey nice video

you should speak a bit clearly and louder because i couldn't understand you very much but i may subscribe

[HezzaCam]

Haha luv it this made me laff :) nice one

[ToxinBlade]

i have 3 of these messages... it says great videos,

i subscribed. you deserve alot more subs!

and bla bla bla

earnsubscribers . c o m

.....

well i dont have any videos.

and that thing did not even subscribe..

[MsThatsMyHouse]

Hahaha!!! U got a haircut!!! :D xx LOL Hate my brother aswell..!! :P (i lik him when he's nice/1 in a year)

Love the show....

[MZB1993]

@MsThatsMyHouse Thanks :)

[tehsilentsoul]

Dickheads = Fred & Justin Bieber.

[OnlyMadeOssandon]

So true! So annoying!

[1219971]

spam

[bairdproductions1]

OMG i get da same messages, but thats because i suck.

[lilbeaner95]

hahahah, "i know how hard it is being a women with a mans name." <3

[xXoopaXx]

noob

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

WEIRD CUNT

[STOPpaddytime]

ya get them viagra add's on skype haha!

[arnoldlayne]

Do you have to be gay to contribute or is that requirement only for the judges?

[firefightermeath]

good video but you speak a little too fast .. glad to see someone attacking them spammers ... pests

[CharlotteEmily09]

LOL

[Piwobrody]

Nerd rage! Run to the hills!

[szczppl]

Stop using Internet

[mastershak2000]

I have seen all of your videos which are still on youtube... including the whole of the lemon one..... i think it was called 200 questions in 4 minutes or something like that...

Anyway i really like them so don't stop... also i am pissed off that you deleted your older ones :/

[dragonboyh7]

0:48 ROFLMAO

[charlottep113]

Nice. :P

[dafydd93]

woo i killed the grey bar!

[number1gailkimfan]

I expected getting featured to make your views go up WAY more!

It's always on my homepage, I expect 10,000 by Monday..

[number1gailkimfan]

@pucklechurchio STFU you're worse than spammers. GO AWAY!

[MusiklzMyLife]

I got some from.. Bart , Marcus , and Patrick ahaaaa there like all cartoon characters.

[MrBubbles2K10]

Black and white is good, and I think if you're little bit more confident you could be one of the best new bloggers out on YouTube - subbed ;)

Hope to see more great vids

[VickieeW]

I am so sorry, although this is the first time iv ever watched one of your videos ever in my life, I HAVE watched this one and I should've been more considerate and helped you in your time of need. This is my appology and as they say, it's the quality not the quantity and so I am hoping you will also forgive me for jot using all 500 letters but.. I have managed to explain how sorry I am. I am sorry, forgive me?

[max18363]

I could not agree more, iv had quite a few of these msgs recently and ur right it is frickin annoyin!

[Rachelr8899]

hahahhaa. your funny.

[TheAidz64]

I have had 18 of these earn more sub messages in the past 2 months

[adevajordan]

i like the way you say dickheads, pretty much in love with you.. :/

[webbystfc]

You fucking legend :L

[alieC101]

Hmm. Funny, I received that exact spam spam message.

[tamagotchiboy001]

I got that message too

[guitarist41]

WTF? Fred is hilarious.

I agree, though. Spammarammerz, fuck off.

[number1gailkimfan]

Davie has messaged me at least 3 times!

[HEYitsnicola]

I'm always getting messages from Davie.

Love this video!

[kc1597]

lol dickheads picture of justin bieber and fred lol. but they are.

[MrL0lagE]

barry messaged me

[Daisycakes19]

I'm so weirdly attracted to you.

[Glitchinema]

@Daisycakes19, same, i cant stop watching this video!

[Sloppy998]

@Daisycakes19

Yes, that is a little weird to be honest...

[katrinalikespancakes]

@Daisycakes19 You're not alone. xD

[VelaStorm7]

You're going away on holidays so you won't be able to post a video for two weeks?? Noooooo!!! Don't hurry back

[bigfatspamguy]

Hey man. Totally agree about the spamming. If you hate spamming too, come to my channel, rate, thumbs up, comment, subscribe, friend request and we'll see what happens.

[tmicx]

lol 0:48 bieber and fred x]

[LizzardArmstrong]

'and is sent my dickheads' i like the picture of bieber.

[234567891334]

I had the very same email but only with my user name from ioytysa

[DtTV94]

I got a spam letter in my inbox saying the exact same as yurs, but i havent uploaded any videos to my channels so the jokes on the spambot!!!

[warrenamorris]

haha this is why i like youtube.great vid dude

[TheJaney142]

And I don't want any viagra! :)

[DavelikesMuffins]

I got that same message from Barry the tranny

[OliverOSX93]

you forgot to mention the various types of spam, for instance

spam from an 8 year old

yew hafta clicxorz meye linkz lolololololololol

spam from a 10 year old

click my link noob douchbag faggot hahahaha

spam from a 12 year old

click my link and you can haz an free ipad

spam from a nigerian

I have a lots of money in a bank account I don't own that I will be sharing with you today just send your credit card details

[kimmyquevil]

@OliverOSX93 I had some spam email come through saying a rich relative of mine was traveling in an airplane which crashed and i am able to get my inheritence worth several million pounds if i send my details to him. Um.....no. lol very true what you said

[mamamiamariapizzerie]

lern eglish and we speak later!!!

[WillowCreekPictures]

I hate these spam mails, I started a sole trading business in March and have over 80 spam mails through the post, arghhh!

[Vimtox]

Get a life faggit.

no1 cares.

[ubernagash]

@Vimtox you do, you posted something so you must care that hes evening doing a vid on spam, lol mate your a twat , and you say Faggit like a bad thing your dad did not mind when my uncle fuck him in the ass a whlie ago stop gay hating your dad might get upset, no that having being siad FUCK cunt XD

[Vimtox]

@ubernagash quality English.

[ubernagash]

@Vimtox typical childs respone, spelling mistakes and or typos is that all you got, shows you limited intelligence and who says English is my 1st langue, once you can speak more then one, then you might be alowed to pick faults otherwise fuck you little cunt

[Vimtox]

@ubernagash Im really not stupid at all.

I just really couldnt give a shit what you have to say and wouldnt use an ounce of intelligence thinking of reply, because frankly i dont care about you or a single word you type.

[ubernagash]

@Vimtox and yet he replys, and you do care, as far as you saying you not use an Ounce of intelligence it show, you comment like a twat on vids and expect it be ok, Grown up and piss off

[Vimtox]

@ubernagash Ii "expect it to be ok"? ... why wouldnt it be?

I can take 30seconds to reply i really dont mind.

Doesnt mean i give a shit, it means im bored.

But in all seriousness keep replying, it gives me minor entertainment, and nothing you ever say will piss me off or offend me in the slightest cos i know your just some random faggit over the internet so your opinion is void.

Me grow up? look in the mirror.

[ubernagash]

@Vimtox you sure since you jsut long on to YT vids can call ppl faggots, that acry for help, im sure the gay commun are more then willing to help you though it, dont know any my self, but im sure if there any gay guys wonting to help you they get in conntact with an dGz on coming out

[Vimtox]

@ubernagash o rly?

[ubernagash]

@Vimtox you seem to have issues with homosexuality calling ppl gay faggots and so on a lad at my school was lke that (years ago mind) and about 2yrs ago at 31 i found out he came out, who know a, so when i see ppl like you calling some one faggots ect it a cry for help, like i siad it ok, it jst what your in to mate, good for

[Vimtox]

@ubernagash k im not gay :)

your whole little rant was for nothing.

im 20 years old and have had multiple girlfriends and never even thought about men in a sexual way.

[ubernagash]

@Vimtox you show you age and lack of maturaty and can planly see what i wrote was not a rant, and thank you for justifying your sexuatly, if you was that sure you would not need to tell me and the whole of Youtube, just alone tha fact you call eveything gay and or fagg, then justified yourself like say your are gay and not coping like i said im sure someone will help you though it, it not easy coming out so i hear

take care and gz

[BowsButtons]

You need to work on your diction

[SALINAMAKEUP1]

that same person sends me those all the time

[themeelwoot]

I just clicked on this in my "Recommended Videos" section.

Youtube makes such good recommendations. :D

Subscribing? For sure.

[chazlovesgar10]

hahaha brill lol

[southstaronline]

Boooooo.

[BarryAldridge]

Can totally related to this video and well done on the getfeatureduk feature and front page youtube feature.

[haydencrawfish1]

you kinda look like a younger version of mike the situation on jersey shore

[Dwthomas1967]

@haydencrawfish1 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SuperCalpacinoo]

yea spam detected in my msg..

[rafaelbernardelli]

where is your accent from?

[xXxKazamaxXx]

Dickheads - Fred and Justin Bieber

FUCKING YES!!!

[lemonmaurange08]

Totally agree with the spam-hate--very creative and could be a great anti-spam tool. What I don't like is the disrespect for Jesus and the f--expletive infiltrates my airwaves as another unwanted form of spam--purpose defeated. I won't click on the spam--or this either.

[vTupaczGhosTv]

lol funny vid 

[StealthyNinja93]

I love how when people spam me they put don't even spell right. "your video are great" :D

[bogercs]

Hope you people brought Spam because this video should be exciting.

[DalueCommentarys]

I block every single one.

[ThatVloggerGuy]

Gah, I keep receiving them ;/

[iloveuee1]

I always get that email and I don't even have any video's

And Davie always says I have great video's.

Davie brings my confidence down:(

LOL

[ElfangorAx]

I used to work for a bank and got an account application in with a verified passport photocopy for an attractive teenage girl named Dave. My mind was blown.

[OhEmGeeDanEv]

Well done on getting onto GetFeaturedUK and on the front page of youtube. I am really proud of you :)

This video is as hilarious as ever. I hate spam so much XD

xx

[MZB1993]

@OhEmGeeDanEv <3333

[princessrachel1000]

LMAO!! thiss dude is funny..

[StealthyNinja93]

lol the "dickheads" are basically worshipped by my sister. I need to show her this video :P

[Limbob89]

Theres no e in promoting.

[DJizdawikidzt]

2 Beliebers disliked this vid

[0minarkh]

no, you're not gay.

[GordonMacNaughton]

Guess you clicked that link then. You got featured BOOM

[MZB1993]

@GordonMacNaughton lololl

[sophiesayswatcha]

lol, dickheads-> justin bieber. i agree(;

[jKeVeTh]

i swear the same bitch or he-she "ioytysa" spammed me with the same crap the other day. I got so exicted.. -_-

Nahh its just funny how people believe these messages..

[TheCartoonLoon]

How dare you not like the messages i send you, lol jk.

[thestig888]

i've only had 1 spam message and that was so rediculous i couldn't stop laughing

[thestig888]

lmao great topic especially with the start

[alizzlefuhshizzle]

your hair looks different? did ya' get a haircut? haha :D

[Edwardlover15]

Funny, Mike! Spammers are stupid... Question. Why are all your videos in black and white lately??

[Summer1539]

Really enjoyed this vid :) so true and easy to relate to. Go away spammers!

[cupsandspoonsandthat]

Hahaa this so true! Have fun on holiday :)

[SebAlva]

We all hate spam, great video!

btw. why is it all in black & white?

[MZB1993]

@SebAlva Because my room is black and white.

[SebAlva]

@MZB1993 Oh, that would- umm - that would explain it

[PalkiaRuler44]

@SebAlva its in black and white because it makes the video epic!

not really but i though that was funny!

[itsacloudylife]

i hate them i have had about 20, and i noticed how they all have women dps but male names :/ so i replied pointing out that fact :)

[MZB1993]

@itsacloudylife :):)

[B0iis]

@MZB1993 the guy who is doing it is from ireland he got noticed and messaged me and he message rjw's friend

[3mma3mma3mma]

ahah, loved this! *Subs*

[MZB1993]

@3mma3mma3mma <33333

[MZB1993]

@mechaweeg Automatically got flagged as spam :P

but thanks for the comment :D and I'm sure jumping is a loophole.

[mechaweeg]

@MZB1993 Well, that's ironic. Can't figure out if my connection or YT was to blame. Probably me.

[cRaZyMeLoNz]

did u just say that fred and justin bieber are d**k heads?..hahahah

[MZB1993]

NOOOOOOOO ;)

[cRaZyMeLoNz]

@MZB1993 hahaha its ok i dont like either .... =)

[mechaweeg]

My completely innocuous comments keep getting removed from everyone's videos :( Hope this sticks.

[xylojosie]

Jesus loves tinned spam!

Whilst researching this comment I found out that Spam has an online gift shop :/

[MZB1993]

@xylojosie Ahaa what sort of gifts?

[pcgamerguy1234]

I agree with u , spam emails are annoying

[MZB1993]

@pcgamerguy1234 Well said :D

[HarryPotterNerd1001]

Hahahaha i noticed that all the spammers are mostly guys and have girl icons :P

[MZB1993]

@HarryPotterNerd1001 I have no idea why though :P

[katrinalikespancakes]

I love it when I get spam because I enjoy answering them back. I say things like, "LULZZZZ that is soooo KOOOOOL!!!1!!1! Now go die in a hole because you are a disgrace to humanity."

Oh, and getfeatureduk sent me here :D *subscribed!*

[MZB1993]

@katrinalikespancakes aha yeah, you should see some of the stuff I send them :P

[FilmmakerMichael]

lol nice!

[MZB1993]

@FilmmakerMichael Thanks for watching :D

[FilmmakerMichael]

@MZB1993 no prob :) I subbed over on my other channel i use so i'm looking forward to more

[MZB1993]

@FilmmakerMichael I'm away for a couple weeks so don't hold your breath!

[Kie77]

Well done on getting featured squire.

Jesus...the bad news is that you're getting nailed to a cross. The good news is that thousands of years in the future, we'll get to eat chocolate eggs - yaaaaay.

[MZB1993]

@Kie77 Thanks and LOL

[MZB1993]

@WildDiscoDance I have taken to sending profanities in reply.

[ychan1]

ahaha that was one crazy eye twitch xD i rewatched it several times cos seriously... AHAHAHA =P

but omggg kill all spammers with your jump cut scissors >:( >:( [it took me a shamefully long time to get the 'jump cut joke'... D:]

and have fun on holidayyy!! ^_^

[MZB1993]

@ychan1 I know, I didn't even notice when I was recording... Weird.

[Mrsir2]

I'm glad you liked the pictures she sent you. =P

[MZB1993]

@Mrsir2 Tell her I can't make it tonight I'm busy sorry :(

[Mrsir2]

@MZB1993 You call this a relationship?! To be honest, I have no idea why you... well, you know, in the first place. You should be ashamed.

Also, she says you left something behind last night. Needs to be washed apparently...

[izzieswan]

Heyya!

I noticed that you had a jesus statue. I love jesus and he loves me <3

I was going to make this into a spam comment as a 'funny' joke but I lost the train of thought with the jesus comment.

see yous in two weeks. Well, ish, two and a bit weeks and then that isn't catering for any unseen problems in the future like the breaking of the jesus statue sending you into depression.

Just a thought..

[MZB1993]

@izzieswan Possibly less, I might make a video before I leave :D

[yellownudge]

Ehe jumpcut!

[MZB1993]

@yellownudge eheheehehehehehee

[beagle4864]

ioytysa sent that to me too!! I don't even make videos....

I don't think he called himself "Davie" that time, though.

[MZB1993]

@beagle4864 Youtube needs to sort it out..

[requiemvlog]

Ha, that was good. You talk too fast. R u calling Beaver and Fed dickheads ?

Have a good trip. Will miss your vids.

[MZB1993]

@requiemvlog Aha yes I am :P

Sorry if I talk too fast :(

[madmelonmanz]

0:26-0:34 LOL