First and only TF2 hat drop anyone has ever gotten in the history of TF2, ever, no exceptions.

[MCbigass13]

I played tf2 for at least one year, and have never found a hat. On his second day of playing, my friend found the magnificent mongolian, but he was such a noob, he didn't know the value of hats and he REALLY wanted the black box. So I traded one of my two black boxes for the hat. I jizzed

[silentjoe2]

I find it funny that finding a hat made you do a mouse spasm.

[daleksax3507]

I just got the fez for the spy last night at random, so i assume some hats can have random drops

[Jakwattack]

After 2 months i found the Doctors sack....HA! i said sack

[magohipnosis]

I'm f2p and i own 10 hats and they are craftables

[Meekle58]

@magohipnosis F2P players can't find hats and other rare cosmetic items from random drops. It was introduced during the Uber update. So either you're lying, or you have some very very generous friends. Or you've bought something from the Mann Co. Store and therefore made your account become premium. Which means you can find rare items.

[magohipnosis]

@Meekle58 Very generous friends, and TF2 warehouse, they give me weps, i trade them for credits, with credits you can buy hats.i can't trade the dropped weapons, but i can trade the ones that they gave me. That's all

[Meekle58]

@magohipnosis Good shout on that tf2 warehouse site. I never even knew it existed! Just made a small fortune of credits and have now stocked up on strange weapons, and hats! Thanks :D

[magohipnosis]

@Meekle58 You're welcome, but take care about the scammers, that send you random invites, Remember the safeword.

[Letamaru]

I got the french beret around my 100th hours. U mad?

[D3ATHA55A55IN]

I have almost 900 hours and i have no hat drops

[wolttere]

@D3ATHA55A55IN i have 500 h and 7 hats :)

[mamayaya100]

Fuck. I already played 200 hours and there was only 1 hat drop.. BUT MY FRIEND FOUND 3 HATS PLAYING ONLY 20 HOURS!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!! FUCKING DROP!!

[commanderkool868]

I found the anger from a random drop

[XxKiller2311xX]

ive had like 40 hours played and i got nothin

[Letamaru]

@XxKiller2311xX 40h,but on how much time?If it's on 6 month,don't be surprised...

[heavyghost102]

Hmmm... ever in history? History has denied you because I found and sold a pyro hat for 1 REFINED

[CaptainReckis]

Also Phlog is worst then the back burner!!

[CaptainReckis]

ur not the first person to find a hat... retard

[ThePlasmeticBrother]

i found the glove hat when i started playing.

[Sonypony458]

I found Ze Goggles at my first day of playing, and since I was a noob I traded it for a widowmaker and reserve shooter. Bad times, bad times.

[bobotehmonsta]

Playing TF2 since2 January 1, 2008. Set up my sister with TF2 February 15, 2012. I've never found any random hat drops. My sister found a Dead Cone first match of playing.

[FFFan3445]

@bobotehmonsta Isn't the Dead Cone a Plants vs Zombies promotional item? I have that from owning the game before a certain date.

[bobotehmonsta]

@FFFan3445 Yep, but I traded mine. My sister didn't have PvZ when the hat was given out (or she did but she didn't log in a specified time frame [?]) and so she never got it. Now I'm pissed at the item drop system, because even if I traded mine, it's the same chance as getting any other hat.

[macbookawesome17]

@FFFan3445 dead cone has genuine and regular

[FFFan3445]

@macbookawesome17 Thanks for the info, when I saw your name I expected some Apple fan's trolling. You may paaass

[SuperJessieWorld]

My first hat drop was a Reggaelator. feelsgood.jpg

[fritowarrior]

@SuperJessieWorld same got tam o'shanter that same day too:P

[HuskyZealot]

113 peoples got hats from drops.

[FFFan3445]

@HuskyZealot Dude, don't post retarded fucking spam for upvotes.

[HuskyZealot]

@FFFan3445 Make that 115 with a possible 1 more people got hats from drops.

[FFFan3445]

@HuskyZealot Make that thousands of people who've gotten hats from drops, if not millions. I never said otherwise, I just worded the title confusingly and am trolling idiots by not changing it. There's an implied "My" before the rest of the title. Read a book, muthafucka.

[ChannelsAreGay]

@FFFan3445 Upvotes? this isn't Reddit brah

[FFFan3445]

@ChannelsAreGay >implying that videos can't get upvotes and downvotes

Idiot. I don't use Reddit, or 4chan. u mad?

[eriklovessof2]

@FFFan3445 FAIL, downvotes

[FFFan3445]

@eriklovessof2 FAIL, idiots everywhere.

[ed1222]

I found a Steel Pot the day I started playing.

It was the only hat I ever truely wanted.

Then the Honcho's Headgear came.

[MadSpectro7]

Do you mean "The first and only TF2 hat drop I ever got."?

[8Longden]

thanks for circling that hat with your mouse! i didnt know it was there before that!

[Mayann550]

me gusta

[TheTheliked]

these comments are full of lols

[nsomestuph]

Well im a loser with 4 accounts so i can idle and i find hat(s) every 2 weeks :3

[DukeTheGamer]

@FFFan3445

No one cares about your one hat, that hat isn't one of the best ones ever, and finding hats is not that uncommon anyway. Enjoy my dislike.

[FFFan3445]

@DukeTheGamer I've owned over 50 hats so far, you're a stupid fucking twat. Enjoy not having my Max's Severed Head, little shit.

OH WAIT I SOLD THAT LUL

[Jaggehful]

@FFFan3445 umad

[tvfish15]

@FFFan3445 Does owning hats really mean anything to do that you found one? no. and also, nobody gives a shit if you found one off an item drop you asshole.

[FFFan3445]

@tvfish15 Digital hats doesn't matter at all, in fact they made me hate TF2. I said that to that person to troll him, you're clearly too much of a fucking nigger cunt to understand that. Fuck yourself, twat.

[EcoMagicProductions]

I found a Dropped Hat once that WASN'T that hat. :3

[DerTeufel0707]

First hat ever: February 2010, Soldier's Stash. Painted it white... Dayum.

[DestructioFIVE]

Haven't got a hat drop yet still waiting on one though

[ginganinja714]

My first was a Pyromancer's Mask. I didn't know how much it was worth until I got a million trade requests whenever I went Pyro. It's not for sale, dammit!

[Arelitron]

I got my bro into playing TF2 by getting him to buy a couple keys. After he did his unboxing (S. Jarate and S. Eyelander) he found a Berliners's Bucket Helm. Next day after that he found a Hot Dogger.

[RileyPivot]

The ONLY hat drop ever? I found a Mining Light yesterday. Found.

Fooouunnnddd.

Fffffooooooouuuuuuunnnnnnndddd­ddddddddd........

[FFFan3445]

@RileyPivot My only hat drop ever, you stupid fucking cunt. The only reason I haven't changed the title of the video is that I like laughing at stupid bitches like you who don't know how to use your brains.

[dimentiosbigfan]

@FFFan3445 WOW, you're a total douchebag. If it says "First and only TF2 hat drop ever." Then that means your claiming no one lese has ever gotten a hat drop. It would be ok if it said "My first and only TF2 hat drop ever." that would be ok, but you dont have to be a dick just because your to lazy to get off your fat ass and change the title. fucking troll.

[FFFan3445]

@dimentiosbigfan You act as if "troll" is an insult. People like you need to heat up curling irons and fuck yourselves in the ass with them, you're a fucking retard. If you had read the comments you would've learned why I titled the video this way, you stupid motherfucking cunt. I never claimed that NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER GOTTEN A HAT DROP EVER, that's clearly untrue. You're an idiot.

Also, you're and your are two different words with different meanings. Stop typing like a retard.

[sil3ntassailant]

@FFFan3445 Fighting over TF2. Makes me lol so hard.

[FFFan3445]

@sil3ntassailant I'm not fighting over the game, I'm just trollin' some retards up. TF2 is dead, hats are for fawgawts.

[theclockworkwolf]

@RileyPivot the hat i found was my vintagemerywether

[6000NoobTube]

Can I get rid of hats?

[RoverBot1]

i had a hat drop the first time i started playing the game a year ago, it was the ol snaggletooth i believe

[ScDnBMusic]

After 600 hours play time I've only ever found 2 hats, My buddy, played for 30, has found 4.

Spose some are just lucky

[2Masterhene2]

i have found about 4-6 hats from random drop

i found 1 on the day i started playing, it was my first item drop in tf2

THEN I SOLD IT FOR A PEACE OF CRAP!!! DX

[EDLCRASHER]

i havent even got a hat drop yet

[Ezio9heAssassin]

Mah Noble Amassment's bettah.

[CriticalPsychotic]

Last? Dont think so. I've played TF2 for 6 months, and i've found Beanie, Roosebelt,

Blueprints and Scotch Bonnet. Well i realize its damn lucky, but you will find some more. :)

[FFFan3445]

@CriticalPsychotic I've quit TF2. I personally won't get any more hat drops unless they make the game totally vanilla by default or something, FOR EVERYONE, and release the game on the Vita. Not happening.

[TheGenitalGrinder]

yesterday I found level 53 hat for soldier, it's like Native American's headress, you know

[CpAndPokemonManiac98]

@TheGenitalGrinder oh that one? people keep on finding those I found The Phlogistinator

[StormHelmet]

Wow the only hat I've found is a trophy belt :3 better than nothing though

[AaronDude77]

Nope, i found a doctor mirror hat before that, made it into a fucking hatless.

[StefanCubra]

Level of the hat is not the price of it, imagine earbuds, they are lvl 10 out of 100 and are like 24 keys >.>

[snookerguy1]

I found the Noh Mercy just days after I started playing :D

[snookertj]

@snookerguy1 OMG another Snooker youtube name on a tf2 video :DDDDD

[iowndekker]

@snookerguy1 I buy your non mercy.

[fordarkzero]

i got a lvl 3 in a drop once

[koubakoubahoots]

It's been 6 hours and 43 mins since my last tf2 item drop...WTF

[FFFan3445]

@koubakoubahoots You can hit an item drop limit after a while. If you know that's not the case it's just the servers or something, Valve has really gone to shit ever since they released the Mann Co store.

[Sketchybro77]

Ive never found/uncrated a hat D:

[FFFan3445]

@Sketchybro77 They're generally worthless, I'm planning on selling mine someday. I have a ton now after trading with people and stuff, haven't actually played the game in quite a while though since trading RUINED the game. Fffffffff.

[StefanRKO123]

@FFFan3445 have you got a wrangler you dont need? i mean, you stopped playing the game :/

[xHatTriick]

best decription ever:"For the gentlemen who believes his hat deserves a hat." XD

[crazyc0nn0r]

i found a hat it was a mining light :/

[metaldk100]

If you want the hats so bad and u have found so many items why not trade or craft them?

well good luck finding more hats :)

[Edwardzzzz9]

Never found a hat in a random drop... Or crate. Im unlucky as hell.

[jabbbggg]

my first hat was the boot hat for pyro :D

[Sartigy]

Found a lvl 95 engy light hat. That was what my first hat was, and how I got it, I nearly cried.

[DrizzleXstyle]

I recently found a Big Chief .

[1coolgirl12]

My first hat drop was the Tippler's Tricorne. 2nd was Camera Beard.

[ZiozoneEmperor]

i found a brigade helm, your arguments are invalid

[insany281]

The first day I went premium I found a reggaelator

[DaveYognaughti]

I got some retarded-ass hat for a heavy once (drops) it made him look (more) mentally deficient, then I traded it for a kick ass spy fedora :D

[MrStopmotion88]

Thanks for circling the hat for me, or I never would have seen it.

[KamenriderDeblade]

Oh Wow! This Is Fun!

[bosmithscim]

Congrats on the hat drop FFFan. Better luck than me... =/

[FFFan3445]

@bosmithscim I'd prefer the Hotrod. :v

[3rikl]

@FFFan3445 DUDE I FOUND A HOTROD LIKE A WEEK A GO!!! i sold it to my freind tho, for strange mad milk and atomizer:/

[Stickheadz32]

My first hat drop was the Hotrod.

[BigJ347]

I have 300 Hrs played and the game STILL hasn't given me a fucking hat.

[TeemuFail]

i got hotrod beach!! now you are not onlyy! :)

[FFFan3445]

@TeemuFail @TeemuFail My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. My first and only. I haven't changed the title because of people like you.

[michal2401]

I got laughing taunt form drop today ;D

[gqferbs]

Oh was this supposed to be the only one? Because i got one

[finaljoses]

never had a hat dropped

[KamenriderDeblade]

Calm Down Young man, I Wasnt Insulting Anything. Just Chill~

[FFFan3445]

@KamenriderDeblade Why the fuck are you capitalizing the first letter of everything you type? It seriously makes you look like a fucking retard. You're a joke. Fuck off.

[DavidisDaveisAWESOME]

@FFFan3445 And You're A Douche. Sure, It's Appropriate to Make Fun Of A Stupid Teenage Girl Doing This, But He Was Just Being Friendly.

[FFFan3445]

@DavidisDaveisAWESOME Capitalizing the first letter of every word you type still makes you look absolutely fucking retarded. Fuck off, screw yourself, you are an imbecile.

[unknownkiller00]

@FFFan3445 spy:YOU ARE AN AMATEAUR AND A FOOL!

[FFFan3445]

@unknownkiller00 Thor: YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL

[unknownkiller00]

@FFFan3445 im 3 and a half years old

[RoyLeeJenkins1]

@FFFan3445 You did the same thing fucktard. 

[FFFan3445]

@RoyLeeJenkins1 Thanks for clearly communicating your message. I TOTALLY know what the fuck you're talking about.

Are you retarded? Do you have Down Syndrome or are you just stupid? I bet you're retarded.

[SonicSuperDash]

@FFFan3445 lolmadnerd

[FFFan3445]

@SonicSuperDash lawldumnurd

[FFFan3445]

@KamenriderDeblade Kamen Rider sucks dicks, anime is trash and lesbians are whores.

[santasku11]

@FFFan3445 Too true

[lolcakes52501]

@FFFan3445

lol im premium F2P and just found 2 hats last night

[TheOriginalAliasAce]

@lolcakes52501 You forgot to add you found a golden wrench also.

[lolcakes52501]

@TheOriginalAliasAce

u jelly bro? and for proof it was the samru-eye and carouser's capotain.

[TheOriginalAliasAce]

@lolcakes52501 Uhuh, what it proves is that you know what some of the hat names are in tf2, you wouldnt mind just jotting down your steam name so I can check out your backpack would you? of course not...

[lolcakes52501]

@TheOriginalAliasAce

i traded the carouser's capotain but i have the samru-eye

name: death monkey vs9000

[ChrisCrisp101]

OMG!!!! You said a very naughty word!!! no more Christmas Presents for you!

[Fireroll1]

The above argument is what represents the majority of Youtube.

[fhgwgads100]

wow weird this was my first hat too

[xawzekz1337]

First and only ? Lol, stupid kid

[FFFan3445]

@xawzekz1337 My first and only, you stupid cunt nigger. If anyone's a stupid kid here it's clearly you.

[BinomicCore]

@FFFan3445 I think your stupid just for using the word "nigger" silly kid thats a racist word.

[FFFan3445]

@BinomicCore Nigger isn't racist. Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another. The word nigger is an inflammatory word, it might be considered a racially insensitive word, but it is not racist. It doesn't even forward a racist agenda, it's a word niggers get to restrict whitey's use of. Nigger nigger nigger, nothing wrong with niggers. I don't mind being called a cracker by black people but they get sooo offended when someone who isn't black calls them that. Double-standards suck.

[FFFan3445]

@BinomicCore I'd also like to point out that you called me stupid and made a few really bad typos in the same sentence. Funny.

Your is an ownership word, I do not own stupid because it is not a physical object. You're is the correct word.

Thats should've had an apostrophe in it, there should've been a comma or a period between "nigger" and "silly kid"; hell, there should've been something separating "silly kid" from "thats a racist word," a comma, a period or a semicolon would've worked.

[BinomicCore]

@FFFan3445 LOL grammar leasons on youtube? u kid, just reached Racist fag grade 2. grtz

[BrotherPrimus]

@FFFan3445 "Stupid cunt nigger"? Really? You need to watch your mouth kid... Youtube is the classy part of the internet.

[FFFan3445]

@BrotherPrimus Youtube, classy? Hahahaha!

[TheDjNamedTJ]

@FFFan3445 Can you both shut the fuck up? I'm trying to watch a video T_T

[WhoTextedMeInClass]

@FFFan3445 Exactly, have you ever been to the internet before?

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus god you must be a fucking idiot, and I would say YOU ARE the stupid kid because i've never had a hat drop in the 2 and half years I played TF2, and your argument is invalid so go fuck off and get a life.

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r My reply. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA. You tell me to get a life when you sit there and argue with me over the internet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am done here.

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus I ain't arguing right now, i'm just telling you to fuck off and stop critzing people.

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r Excuse me... Why did you even join in the argument in the first place. I wasn't debating the drop rate I was talking to him about the use of some words.

So, if you would be so kind as to leave Youtube forever and think about what you have done.

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus Ha, I thought you were going to stop, I guess you aren't, and yes i'm trying to be a troll right now because it's an annoyeance when you tell people to not say things, and there is no classy part of the internet so don't give that bullshit he can say whatever he wants or are you trying to take away his freedom to speak in the way he wants?

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r I can and will take away his right to speak his mind.

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus think about it, how are you going to stop him from doing so? How? I'd like to see you try doing so and which are failing at doing it.

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r I am actually winning.

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus no i'm talking about you taking away the way he can talk which for so, you, aren't doing what you said you were trying to do.

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r You do know I will continue to troll you untill you stop.

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus how are YOU being a troll? Tell me how? Are you American or something because i'm going to assume that you are.

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r Yes, because Americans are stupid.

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus no i'm not saying that, just that most are ignorant

[darkmas18r]

@BrotherPrimus okay sorry for thinking you're American, you're Australian, Australian people are awesome.

[BrotherPrimus]

@darkmas18r Damn straight.

[MrMoomington]

@BrotherPrimus Youtube and Classy? When did that happen?

[pacman4d]

@FFFan3445 technically its two hats since the hat has a hat

[Chimodann]

@FFFan3445 lol? nigger?

man you got some problems

[MRMUFFIN401]

0:06 mousgasm

[RateMaster22]

My first hat drop was the Towering Pillar of Hats.

Nolies.

[DarkPatro56]

It is good that's your first and only hat. At least you're recieving usable things instead of backpack space waster.

[FFFan3445]

@DarkPatro56 Hats can be traded for items and other games. I traded around for hours and hours when trading was first available, I've gotten quite a few games from the hats. Dungeon Defenders, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City(through the Nvidia promotion), Portal 2, Borderlands... I can't even remember all the games I got off the top of my head, but hats clearly aren't worthless with idorts around.

[CekoMG]

I dropped pyromancer's mask AND TRADE IT WITH GODDAMN ALIEN SWARM

And found Sober stuntman.

[s3ns3n04]

u ppl are an idiots stop making some dumb stories this video is real + some of u who comments about the hats like u got 1 hat everyday stop making ppl jealous ur the 1 who's jealous not us u idiots!!!!!

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

That hat is good, you can craft that shit and get goodly hat ;>

[0kmet0]

blah i found a hotrod and a reggator(or whatever) on 1 day-.-

[GLUGSTER1]

i have found 6 hats so far >:D

[Wussup8000]

I am so unlucky with random drops (I don't idle), I get like one a month and it's almost always either a Force a Nature, Natasha, or a Chargin' Targe.

[Frizzi95]

I don't get why people have never found hats, I have been playing for about 5 months and i have found 3 hats.

[MrSlayer543]

i found a hat once...LOLMISLEADINGTITLE

[Kardengos]

might found ur mom in the loot telling u need to go to bed kid

[FFFan3445]

@Kardengos I WAS in bed right before this, I idled all night for that stuff. :/

[conor8262TV]

Omg I want Noble amazement -:l

[gonegang95]

700 hrs, 3 hat drops (yeah I'm a nerd) i got beret, cheiftan's challenge and mountain cap, IN THAT ORRDER.

[CidSilverWing]

I had the same situation, until this one time I got an Unusual Sniper hat for no reason.

Imagine my zquee when the Store was introduced.