gran torino racist joke

[scolton4life15]

ahhh simplicity, your my best friend

[warfan105]

Hilarious

[flaurosan]

he is racist, why didnt he said nigger? "colored guy" god he is old

[aldoreshgaramok]

The racist joke from boondock saints made me lulz

[GoldenCenturion]

When's the only time you should ever wink at a Muslim? When you got him in your sniper scope.

[mapo11]

19 people are Jew's, Mexicans or colored people.

[HarrisonLaine12]

Kramer: (looks at this) WHAT THE FLYING F***?1

[IboCino1985]

You know why this aint racist. Cause it makes you laugh

[marktorresx]

white people always ,make me laugh, making of their own race lol

as if jews aren't white....clint eastwood fails.

[FullmetalCX]

@marktorresx It's called antisemitism.

[iwasonceawizard]

these jokes are so bad and racist, but its always good to laugh at yourself sometimes

[19ars92]

Hahahahahaah

I got one!

What do fences and white boys have in common?

They always get jumped !

[TenWhoWereTaken]

@19ars92 Is that making fun of white people for getting attacked or minorities for being barbaric and attacking people?

[EspadaDeSancho]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza ? Pizza doesn't scratch the oven's walls.

[KevUrbie]

How do you make an Italian? Take a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, bring your hands together and WOP!

[MRcalibrecincuenta]

Whats long, black, and stinky? The welfare line

[amillionminutes]

I get it!

[SirBearization]

How do you start a Jewish marathon?

Roll a Penny down a hill.

[Bustinshotz650]

If a Mexican runs into a wall , what do you think hits first ? His Lawn Mower !

[MRcalibrecincuenta]

@Bustinshotz650 That was wack!

[027220]

This is one of the things that makes his character hard to like.

[philcara16]

Why do black people have white palms?

There's a little good in everyone.

[whatisitfuckface27]

@philcara16

No, because they were leaning with their palms against the walls when God spray-painted them.

[TylerDz1701]

That scored up there with the "Catch Me If You Can" knock knock joke.

[WildKrazySEX]

How do you fit 54 Jews into a car?

2 in front 2 in the back and 50 in the ash tray.

[hectichorse]

How do you want you dog?

[BLACKPOWER511]

that was so gay.

[MRcalibrecincuenta]

@BLACKPOWER511 What are you talking about? It is such a simple joke but it's funny as FUCK!

[19Chyguy]

@BLACKPOWER511 Yeah cause your black.. lol

[Scrubbles94]

Which Walt Joke Wasn't Racist? lol

[randomguy034]

Don't crop top it like the mexicans, put flames on it like whiite hillbilly trash, or put a gay spoiler on it.

[Silentstorm231]

what do you yell when your tv is floating around in the dark. YO NIGGER PUT DOWN MY TV!!

[QuantizedFuture]

Can someone explain the joke?

[someguy672]

@QuantizedFuture Isn't it obvious? He thinks it's funny because he's a racist old man.

[Cdub2k]

@QuantizedFuture

The bartender is racist so when a mexican a Jew and a colored walks into the bar he tells them to get the fuck out.

[marktorresx]

@Cdub2k it doesn't make sense, why would he be racist against his OWN race ?????? or is he like a non white guy

jews look white, so he basically told a white guy to get out ?

i still don't get the joke

[Channel13Random]

@marktorresx Jews, for the most part, are white, but they are type of white that other white people make fun of, like Italians. It's only the godforsaken Nazis that actually take this stuff seriously.

[AEidoloclast]

@marktorresx The confusion is that people take "race" into far more consideration than ethnicity, when really it's the latter that informs things like cultural practices. White, Black, Mexican, and Jew seem like comparable categories, but the second two are not "races"; they're groups of ethnicities with common national, religious, or tribal origins.

A Brazilian "pardo", a Bukharan Jew, and a Tunisian Maghrebin walk into an American bar. The bar tender asks, "What you... Folk... want?"

[minhkhoaluong25]

or this one :

the american and the german are doing bicycle race , who wins ? answer: Nigga stole their bikes :))))

[minhkhoaluong25]

I got one, guys :

what do you call a guy that looks as beautiful as girl: the korean =)))))

[zarenlug20]

im mexican and its funny as hell, i love eastwood movies, waiting for j edgar hoover!!!

[Jeric177]

I lol'd xD

[buzzclick500]

RACIST JOKES AREN'T FUNNY!! At least I didn't think so, until I started reading these--these are GREAT. ;])

[canucksfan94]

It's a racist joke, but it's funny... so I like it.

[dondeadra]

colored guy XD

[go555ace]

@Hazylynx lol not what i was expecting :)

[go555ace]

lol i was just looking up gran torino clips but ended up on some kind of racist joke forum

[nobodygetsmyusername]

what do you call a nigger who robs and takes over rich neighbourhoods?

robin hood

[saltfan2]

HAHAHAAHAHAAH



[TheMinarus]

is this supposed to be funny.

[PiFuenftel]

@TheMinarus in the mind of a person as the one portrayed by clint eastwood it is. otherwise it is not.

[Silent242]

What do you call a black person on the moon?

Problem

What do you call all black people on the moon?

Solution

Lighten up, it's just a joke

[halfhourtimezones]

Why shouldn't Obama become president?

Because they didn't call it "The White House" just cause it's white.

[rabitshadow]

@halfhourtimezones lets kick everybody the fuck out of greenland who isnt green, they dont belong there!

[QuantizedFuture]

@halfhourtimezones that is the worst one I've read

[JewishRocker]

Holy shit that nigga on the left has a fucking huge ass nose lol

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

Why do jews have such big nose? the bar tender looked up ad said gtfout of here.

[xXJoonbugXx]

@Alex050796 ohhhhh..i get it now lol a year later;p

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free bacon.

[hugegtavicecityfan]

Why Did Romans Build Straight Roads?, To Stop Pakis Building Corner Shops .

[masere]

How many black men does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Well I say change, but really as soon as he unscrews it he runs off with it!!

[KamikazeKlown]

@masere

it take 2......one to change the light bulb and the other to drive the pink cadillac!!!

[masere]

What looks good on a black man? Ankle chains!

[wogacelli]

@masere hahaha!

[jkleopfer]

throw'em a basketball.

[jkleopfer]

how do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white chicK???

[aidyspady999]

@jkleopfer you can't

[channel2point5]

How will Nicholas Sarkozy testify in court if he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger shoot Barrack Obama?

Arnold shot ze nigger!

[beckerqueiroz]

@channel2point5 lmfao!

[Blahblobify]

guy tells friend I got good news/bad news friend says OK give me the bad news first....guy says martians have landed and are attacking the earth friend says Oh Jeez what could be good news after that? guy smiles and says They eat niggers and piss gasoline LOLOLOLOL

[mriaborat9]

what did chainsaw say to the black people ??? RUNNIGGA run nigga runnigga run nigga

[ivadol1]

here one but sorry for bad gramar

why do mexicans doesnt have the olympic team?

Answer: cause everybody who can swim and run are already in america

[tommy9922]

17 people are Mexicans, Jews, or colored guys.

[Killuminati911]

@tommy9922 that is the most stupid comment i have seen this week!

[FernandezJPaul]

The white race snorts snowe flakes, before christmas eve

[coolchrisj]

Fuck you

[Amputate]

What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? steal a chicken

[dmohr7]

how was the grand canyon created? a jew dropped a nickel in a golfer hole

[deathmagnetica]

Why do jews have such big noses? Because air is free.

[thomasbaron06]

@deathmagnetica roflol xD

[sabbathtage25]

@deathmagnetica speaking of big noses, that guy on the left looks like he's trying to smuggle a small barracuda.

[11thomasalex]

whats a jew love to do in football? get the quarterback

[feddilok]

What's a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country...

[donteverlietome]

No race is totally free of racism. A Native American joke they tell when no one else is around.

Great spirit made the first man red. One day he ate fermented grapes, got drunk out his mind, screwed a gorilla. The baby came out black and became the Africans. In time some of the Africans ate bad food, got very sick, turned ghostly white to become the Europeans. Some Europeans ate the wrong mushrooms, got liver disease and became the Asians. So the black, white, yellow are all sick people.

[go555ace]

@donteverlietome hehe that is a nice joke its equally racist to all race thus making it less disrespectful

[GunBigotHater]

@go555ace It helps to remember, its a story about a man who grew up in an America that has changed, and he finds himself going through changes. He ends up making the ultimate sacrifice for people of a different culture, so that they may live in peace. He is learning to respect people whom he never thought worthy of knowing before, even taking them as "surrogate" children. If he doesn't sound racist, you would not see the change in him.

[buzzclick500]

@GunBigotHater : It's probably a great joke, but I'm not picking up the punch line..... ;])

[go555ace]

@GunBigotHater true

[msmithstud]

how long did it take obama's mother to take a shit? 9 months

[Be1smaht]

@msmithstud hey hey hey thats OUR PRESIDENT your talking about. A little patriotism to commander in chief is appreciated....

[wwejheaton]

did you hear about the mexican that went to college?

yea me niether

[TinkerTom56]

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

[MrAmericanboss]

@TinkerTom56 lol

[PERRYFILM]

a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a "Bin Laden". The bartender asks "whats that?". The guy says two shots and a splash of water 

[ThexAngelxGamer]

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

[unbeatable911]

Hey did u guys hear I have a black guy in my family tree? .....ya hes still hanging there

[TheMasterTelevision]

What do you call a white guy in an expensive car? Doing good.

What do you call a black guy in an expensive car? Doing really good.

What do you call a Mexican in any car? Grand theft auto.

[lilCaucasian]

why are black people so good at basketball? because they can steal, shoot, and run.

[nepatriots77]

@lilCaucasian lol nice one

[lilCaucasian]

@Hazylynx  i like your spirit

[Knarta]

I was watching this movie in Grade 10 with my class in an international school, and when the joke came, i was not expecting the "get the fuck out of here" at all. this resulted a huge hilarity, and I noticed that I was the only one laughing, and everyone thought I was a racist.

[HatesStupidPeople194]

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit? 9 months!

[tyler4dx]

press 1 for chicken

[percytje666]

16 people got stacked up 5 feet high and were used as sandbags by Clint Eastwood in Korea

[percytje666]

How long can a black woman hold her shit?

About 9 months

[thelawguy666]

a black guy, and 2 puerto ricans are in a car, who is driving? The Police!

[UnionKid15]

thanks a lot for posting this video.

[UnionKid15]

hahahaha.

[TheSuirad]

@karlos020897 are you blonde or a mexican?

[Be1smaht]

@TheSuirad here's something that just might blow your mind you ignorant prick.., THERE are BLONDE MEXICANS !!! now what?

[TheSuirad]

@Be1smaht so youre a blonde mexican? or a mexican blonde?

[Volf99]

@Be1smaht either you have a gene mutation, or are of mixed heritage. Native Mexicans don't have blond hair.

[TyghtAlso]

@Volf99 What's a "Native Mexican"?.How long before they're "native"? Europeans & S\C Americans have mixed for 500years.Polynesians\Maoris arrived in New Zealand around 700years ago-The 1st inhabitants.Compare them-are Polynesians more "Native" because of their extra 2centuries? N American "Indians\Natives" originated in Europe (not Asia),gene research shows,so would have blonde\red\black haired genes.There are red\blonde haired indigenous peoples in South\Central America.It's complex.

[LetsTalk237]

How come you never hear any white jokes? Answer: Because they're the perfect race.

[ATLHAWKSMAN]

@LetsTalk237

hell yea

[cassern0]

@LetsTalk237 What do you call 5 white people sitting on a bench......the NBA

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.

What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers

Whats the difference between me and a redneck? im not fucking my cousin

whats white and retarded? A Blonde

Perfect race.....FAIL!

[facultykev]

@cassern0  Wow! those white jokes are awesome!!!!

[Volf99]

@cassern0 those jokes sucked. Here is a good joke:

How do you castrate a white guy? Punch his sister in the mouth!

[Be1smaht]

@LetsTalk237 How about this.. How come you guys are making racist joke/comments underneath this video? A: Because this is the only place where people will agree with you. lol

[LuiB13]

16 swamp rats didn't like this

[027220]

What do cigerettes and bin Laden have in common? They were smoked by Obama.

[mickdukes]

@027220 Nah, bin Laden was smoked by the Navy SEALS, bro.

[027220]

@mickdukes With Obama's help.

[mickdukes]

@027220 Obama did nothing but make an easy call: "Do it." The SEALS got 'im with their C.O.'s help.

[027220]

@mickdukes Just because Capone didn't shoot doesn't mean he wasn't responsible, A point.

[027220]

@mickdukes And Obama 'is' their C.O..

[Bllasae]

@027220

You're retarded. Obama did shitall and took credit. How did we get there? Bush.

[027220]

@Bllasae Maybe you should tell that to Ryan White's mom.

[Bllasae]

@027220

What?

[027220]

@Bllasae He signed the act for 'em.

[Bllasae]

@027220

Who signed what act for who?

[027220]

@Bllasae Obama signed the Ryan White act for him & his mom.

[Bllasae]

@027220

Okay, what does that have anything to do with Obama taking credit for killing Bin Laden?

[027220]

@Bllasae Bush didn't send the seals.

[Bllasae]

@027220

Obama wouldn't even have known where he was if Bush didn't already send everyone there.

[027220]

@Bllasae I rest my case.

[Bllasae]

@027220

You have no idea what you're posting, do you?

[ThePoetsWolf09]

What do you call it when there's a bunch of blacks sliding down a hill? Mudslide. Where do Indians go to workout? Jail.

[Da1337Man]

how do you get 100 black men to run in the olympics? you run after them with a job application

[goo5976]

@Da1337Man ...well you cant catch a black man so i doubt they would even run. probably just walk away slowly as the fat fuck american had a heart attack.

[RJhasFLOW]

@027220 Best way to avoid them is to not look them up on YT.

Source: Common sense

[027220]

@RJhasFLOW Freedom of speech.

[RJhasFLOW]

@027220 Absolutely. You have that right. I'm just letting you know the best way to AVOID THEM.

[027220]

@RJhasFLOW 10-4.

[3Axy10Est13]

thats genious

[Jurassic56]

The Germans invented a new microwave oven, seats 500.

[easypeesylemonsquezy]

@Jurassic56 Ahahahahahahaha lmao ahahaha

[violetbloodtimisoara]

get off my lawn you fucking niggers!

[whopper1209]

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz, it has the most stars. :D

[Jumpybeaver]

What do you call a white woman, who kills her daughter so she can party all the time? Casey Anthony.

[Jumpybeaver]

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Nine months.

[CircusofPython]

"...So"

[2sharp25]

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan!!

[666melodeath666]

There's a mexican and a black guy in a car who's driving? Answer:The cop

[pemazizi33]

@666melodeath666 thats racist -_-

[Dodo251]

@pemazizi33 So the fuck what? Grow a pair.

[pemazizi33]

@Dodo251 say what it's youtube wtf u gonna do if i dont wanna "grow up a pair"?

[Dodo251]

@pemazizi33 Use some goddamn punctuation, I can't understand a word you're saying. Then don't grow a pair and be a whiny little pussy you are, I don't care. It must suck not having some balls.

[pemazizi33]

@Dodo251 whatever u say it's still youtube ;D

[rafforaffo85]

what did he say? can you write it down, please?

I don't get the answer of the barman!

[skatepunkzero]

@rafforaffo85 Clint: I've got one, A Mexican, a Jew and a Colored Guy go into a bar the bartender looks up and says GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

[JIMMYScy]

what do black people and bikes need in order to work? Chains..

[19Chyguy]

@JIMMYScy love it lol

[frootloopsfan]

hahah pinches gringos putos

[morbidangelofdeath1]

racist? jew is a religon,not a race

mexican is someone who lives in mexico,mexico is a country,not a race. and "colored" person,referering to a black person,doesn't make sense,since black isn't even a color,it's a shade

[fuckamericanidiot]

@morbidangelofdeath1 my god.

[morbidangelofdeath1]

@fuckamericanidiot wha?

[mickdukes]

@morbidangelofdeath1 Yeah, but if a Jew becomes an atheist, does he/she suddenly lose his ethnic identity? Jews are an "ethnoreligious" community.

[MaskedTehGamer]

How do you know if a Black Whore is having a baby?

- You stick a banana up her Ass, and if comes out half eaten.. you know theres a second monkey on the way.

[RogueStatus218]

@MaskedTehGamer that wus retarded?

[cisco11049]

@MaskedTehGamer haha that's crazy lol

@MaskedTehGamer FAIL!