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  • You put some work into this video, didn't you?

  • 1:20 and 1:24  you missed a "Magneto" and "Thor".

  • WHAT is the review of twilight?

  • nooooooooooo stop sopa and acta it will be the end of all that is FUNNY

  • @extra000000000 How ?

  • START THE RIOT DEFEND YOUTUBE!!

  • what is sopa?

  • @peopleuoponit A bill that if had passed youtube,pretty much every site that has videos or music goes bye bye.

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  • RAY WILLIAM DICK

  • The nightmare just doesn't end yeah you should put more "Censor" bar over "Breaking Dawn" all-the-*beep*-*beep* lol lol

    I'm sorry, I couldn't resist...yeah, bottom line, the plot line for "Breaking Dawn" was just *beep* disgusting. Horrible lessons, contrived love storyline, *beeping* paradise place which is completely forgettable let alone the characters, so yeah...*beep*

  • When you had the thing up that said "Offensive to Twilight Fans," you should have put a "Censor" bar over "Twilight."

  • I wonder if [CENSORED: Movie Distributor] is really considering to continue [CENSORED: Movie Title]

  • Heil ACTA!

  • YES! sopa and pipa are ridiculous for sure, but just had another thought - it will probably backfire on the groups that institute this sort of oppressive bs legislation why? because people who settle for the easily accessible pap entertainment (like hollywood movies and shit music) will work a little harder to access FREE thought provoking non mainstream entertainment and information news etc. this furthers independent thought. THe Govt DIDNT WANT THIS in the first place. hahahahaha!

  • wow sopa needs to fuck off the youtube terms states that they will not give ur passwordto anybody so if the government doesnt take our password then theyre hacking so we should be able to sue hackers but nope since its the fuckin government we cant

    debonerized

  • There's nothing you can do about it. Jews on youtube, google and congress.

  • Wow... I think this video has given me a perspective that was not intended. If everything will be this censored, then doesn't it seem logical that people will just create more of "their" material rather than relying so much on "big corp" media?... This may actually result in individuals becoming more creative and interactive with one another instead of relying soo much on BIG Corporations for entertainment... but that's just my thought.

  • Big brother is watching you, Jeremy

    Sincerely

    Miniluv

  • ANONYMOUS, lets see what they'll do with this......

  • fuck you twilight and your stupid love storiness...

  • If you say the movie title in real life will you get arrested to?

  • You didnt censored Magneto and Thor :D I will send you in jail:DD

  • saying the movie's name is against the copyright?!?!? WTF?!

    It's like we're in some sort of science fiction dystopia story

  • pause at 00:10

    funny shit

  • I know your just trying to be funny

    but for real it would be much much worse

    I wouldnt be suprised if world war 3 happened

  • im not supised ,they have destroyed major learning centers an libraries in the past ..all the ancient and modern shamanic knowledge from aboriginal cultures is gone or withheld ,,,,so the internet being the biggest collection of our knowlegde arts and entertainment and communication would be the elite corporations biggest nightmare ,,,,when they do deals in secret they will be corrupt

  • Ow God Censorship just gives me a headache and makes me want to through up... no Joke

  • please talk about ACTA this bill is already being approved by 31 european countries i am from holland ( the netherlands) sorry for my bad english

  • This is actually funnier with censors over the cuss words! Try them with a Craig Ferguson style!!

  • SAY NO TO ACTA! From UK

  • I wonder how the "Do I really cuss that much?" video would be SOPA/PIPA edited.

  • Please gods i don't want to end up like the Americans :-(

  • Jeremy Hit my Page..

  • INSTEAD of Megaupload.

  • It'll be awesome if SOPA, PIPA or ACTA removed 4chan and EncyDrama.

  • Hehe, it sounds like he is saying Twat

  • @bombingrun19 They've hacked government things before so maybe if if the government censors the Internet they can find a way to uncensor it. But I do agree with you about taking action now.

  • Comment Removed By SOPA

  • @elimellyxoxo lol

  • @elimellyxoxo FUCK SOPA

  • Personally, I think that SOPA and PIPA are only digging themselves in bigger holes. Stopping Youtube and the like will only make this worse. If they stop Youtube, people will only download more music illegally. Nobody will buy CDs or other things unless they know the band is good, so they'd only be decreasing sales. And people would revolt eventually. Plus, you can't put everyone who pirates in jail. One, you'd never be able to catch them all and two, there wouldn't be enough cells to hold them.

  • very soon our very phone calls will be censored

  • if this happens annonymous would do somethin BIG on the internet

  • You are free to say ANYTHING you want, as long as its not in violation of SOPA/PIPA/ACTA!

    Thats the freedom of spetch right there^^

  • Fuck SOPA/PIPA/ACTA :@

  • what next they cut out us speaking or the text we write because we don't own the words...

  • You should do a video on megaupload being shutdown. Which is worse than SOPA because it's SOPA without the law and it has created a huge shitstorm.

  • "Be a man" should have been bleeped for being sexist! :)

  • EVERY ONE CHECK MIKE MOSART'S NEW VIDEO!!!!!!

  • And ACTA

  • Screw this shit. SOPA and PIPA need to be shut DOWN!

  • This is beep and beep and all that. And beep beep not right. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. We don't need this beeeep. We're beeeeep!

  • @Lazeress98

    Beeeeeep.

  • My friend Arion made a dubstep song called Internet Rebellion /watch?v=Hag2JWC8qZ0&feature=r­elated and I (EoinOBroinMusic A.K.A Noisestorm commenting on other account) Put my videos private on January 18th and am currently in the process of making a dubstep song called F**K ACTA!

  • LOL at the end you ever censored your face XD ...I know it's because you were imitating characters but still.

  • Maybe this act is really meant to hide conspiracy theories about how the government is trying to hide the inevitable judgement day close at hand. JK. I do believe that this is something that people need to speak up about because this will effect us all.

  • 2012 the end has begun.

  • You should talk about ACTA now.. It's even worse

  • @extra000000000 whats ACTA is it worse then SOPA?

  • @ilovecod64 It's not just about the internet, but also about food and medical drugs that could save lives... ACTA is going to ban certain medical drugs, and seeds etc...

  • @joe3371 o ok well i care about ACTA cuz i hate med drugs so i dont have a problem with that i do have a problem with SOPA though

  • this is the true 2012

  • What madness is this!??!

  • I like the video, I love Twilight, dislike the bashing, but I liked the video b/c of the censoring

  • people shouldn't have clicked the like button....becuasE that means they like censors (sorry i had to be a smart ass there)

  • OH GOD THIS VIDEO MADE ME SEE HELL !!!!!

  • ACTA, SOPA,PIPA does it matter!!????? THEY-ALL-SUCK-ASS!

  • if you think this is bad then try and seach acta on youtube

  • There's now a version of SOPA coming in Ireland, and it's been proposed by Sherlock. it must be stopped at all costs

  • ACTA is far worse than SOPA & PIPA.

  • ACTA is far worse than SOPA & PIPA.

  • They didn't censor Magneto and Thor, though. I guess the people at Marvel aren't pricks, unlike *censored-for a better tomorrow*.

  • this is hilarious!!

  • Yeah and the world was supposed to end when the clock changed from 1999 to 2000.  THE REST OF THESE COMMENTS HAVE BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

  • If the government pass this it gonna be like the atom bomb for the internet.. i hope this is jus a stupid phase.. like prohibition.. i need my free speech like a drunk needs his beer

  • Dance to save the internet !

  • Lmao dat waz funny, hope dat doesnt actually happen

  • so, umm if that is the world we going to have to live in, i we can bet on one thing, massive suicide of alot of people, why? they be cutting a life line that connects US all, before internet(when it went super public around 2001 i think), everyone was just talking to the BORING neighbor, laughing at there lame jokes & all that, after the internet arrived, you meet awesome people world wide, share interested, hell even met a few girlfriend/boyfriends, but if they take down everything, whats left?

  • That made me LOL... but if you think about it, something like this problably would happen if SOPA passed. Scary, huh? We wouldn't be laughing about it then.

  • Twilight, Star Wars prequels, Cars 2, The Room, Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Gigli, Jersey Shore, Alien vs Predator, Batman and Robin, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and Trolls 2 > SOPA

  • -----ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

    SOPA IS CENSORING THE ABOVE COMMENT

  • *looks into the posible future with SOPA*

    ...mother of god...

  • you missed a twilight.

  • twilight...still a better idea than SOPA

  • Hakers are already attacking government portals in some European countries people have to fight this !! The internet needs to have freedom of speech 

  • Absolutely nailed it! But anyway, the single worst thing about censorship is *************

  • You are god

  • bad of thinking !!

  • Can i still watch porn if sopa gets through!?

  • @freeloader322 Not free porn. You'd have to pay for a Brazzers account or buy porn DVD's. But no streaming free porn.

  • @AlexLong1000 Dammit :-/

  • sopa and pipa suck they censored the best part 

  • yea this SOPA and PIPA crap is not needed.

  • @Raidel007 Theres ACTA now

  • @Raidel007 Theres ACTA now

  • its like school restriction on websites in my own home! D: FFFFFUCK THAT

  • If it does happen I think anonymous will do something about it

  • @MassDestructionFTW

    That would be awesome! I was kinda mad at first when it happened to the PSP network, but I understood why and supported it. And I would support it if this bullshit retardedness did pass. Screw SOPA, PIPA and any other act they try to put out there!!

  • @MassDestructionFTW

    Anonymous backup plan:

    1.Free the internet

  • @MassDestructionFTW What the fuck do you think they will do about it? D DoS government websites to death? We need to stand up right now not waiting for some faceless internet figures to take our action for us

  • youtube megavideo facebook and the others belongs to the world not FBI

  • FUCK YEAH! FIGHT THE MACHINE JEREMY, ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA YOU GOT MY SUPPORT!!!

  • Using Twilight as example of what would happen w/ SOPA just makes us want it to pass lol shoulda have used it w/ a movie that we actually like

  • @GoblinBombe I think he choose that one because hes trashing the movie with "offensive language" and that he showed part of the trailer. So it has to be censored in like all the video. For people thinking this is funny, and it is (the original video), will get mad by seeing it's been censored.

  • sopa is dead

  • in greek slang 'sopa pipa" translates to "shut up blow job"...

  • As someone who has lost many friends to AIDS I can attest that Twilight is nothing like that reality. A poor analogy.

  • @OrangeVanillaSky69 your gay I'm assuming.

  • @moo5682 You assume wrong, I am a woman and former hospice volunteer. What only gays have AIDS? It is in poor taste to compare any human suffering-illness to bad entertainment. I fail to see the humor. But the young shall learn as we all pass this way but once.

  • I'm 12 and I got taught sex education when I was 11, I live in the UK by the way

  • This is why they are trying to pass this bill! They don't want you saying S#$T about Twilight!

  • SEGMENT REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

    LOL! that voice is hilarious!

  • On January 20, 2012, Rep. Lamar Smith postponed plans to draft the bill, saying "The committee remains committed to finding a solution to the problem of online piracy that protects American intellectual property and innovation ... The House Judiciary Committee will postpone consideration of the legislation until there is wider agreement on a solution."

    This is from Wikipedia. So people, the fight still isn't over!

  • SOPA didn't pass, which is great! But there is another bill that helps children on the internet, which means that the government will have the right to see everything that you see online. Your history will be on the hands of the government and if they see something they don't like, you will have the feds on your door.

  • @ryukthekid Oh god....

    Thats worse.

  • @ryukthekid And what is it called?

  • @TheFaisalano Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers Act.

  • @ryukthekid It wont pass. Its invasion of privacy.

    And I hate how sex is so protected. Its natural, just tell the kid what hes organs are for.

  • @TheFaisalano exactly.

  • Sopas suck

  • The fight is not over guys! We need your support again! ACTA, is an international trade agreement currently negociated by the European Union, the United States, Japan, Canada, South Korea, Australia as well as a few other countries, whose aim is to enforce copyright and tackle counterfeited goods (hence its acronym: Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement). Please thumbs this up to help raise awareness. It is worse then SOPA and will be passed in 6 days. It has been behind doors for years.

  • @Nub12342 How bad are we talking?

  • @TheFaisalano We are talking invasion of computer privacy. Government can check your history online, and spy via IP. If you are pirating traffic, they can find you.l

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  • sopa isn't going to block swears just copyrighted things... still shit though

  • Congress is SOPAthetic

  • @nogoodnam3sleft I see wut you did thar lolz

  • @nogoodnam3sleft HAHAHA, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

  • @nogoodnam3sleft clever :)

  • So why did Magneto and Thor go uncensored?

  • You should have done this on another video, I wanted to see you cuss out twilight...but oh well life goes on

  • "All your base are belong to us!"

  • I just linked you to Gateworld Mr Jahns, in the hope of educating the rest of the Stargate world of how evil this bill would have been.

  • NO! leave the internet, take justin bieber and the jonas brothers!

  • you know Jeremy, if it wasn't for your video in December I would probably never had known about this. Thanks!

  • I found this funny, REALLY funny.

  • Which Government?

  • SOPA removed from MeSezSo.

  • The government is going to create the Great Depression of 2012 :( Doing this is NOT going to help pay the country's debt!

  • did internet win?

  • the only thing worse than twilight is SOPA

  • @k11a22i33 Copyright: Movie title

  • @k11a22i33 Why is SOPA called Acta in some countries anyone knows? Anyway hackers in my country already blocked government web pages tomorrow there is a protest on the streets i advise all of you to start protesting your self cos time is running out and the governments in 38 countries want to pull this shit very bad but not all countries for example as far as i know Mexico refused

  • @F1brawfa ACTA is something completely different from SOPA and PIPA, Everyone needs to know! Spread this vider around youtube, facebook, 4chan, twitter, wherever you want! Video: htt p : / / w w w (dot) youtube (dot) com / watch ? v = yQ56UNL5zeo

  • @HittingChickens yeah i heard already that its different but the same dose of evil i will check it out

  • twilight should be a curse word

  • @saif0316 calm down! Twilight Princess in one of my favourite video games

  • sopa is dead as of 6 hours ago

  • I would really like to hear your thoughts on what happened to MegaUpload.

  • They've been dropped! Both bills including SOPA and PIPA! We won! Victory!

  • The media already lies to use now there gonna censore what we see

  • RIP Megaupload

  • Magneto and Thor bipassed the censors... There is hope!!!

  • Sadly this is the way the world is going and no matter how we try to stop it, some old bastard in congress will come up with something new because he's getting paid under the table by companies that think their crap (and I mean crap as in garbage), is getting "stolen" and they are loosing money. Go cry me a f'ing river you douche bags over in congress and the movie and music industries, trying to make normal tax payers lives more miserable than they already are...

  • 1:42 you said twilight

    FAIL CENSORSHIP