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  • I would find this hilarious if it was mocking people who have found symbolism in a movie with none, but Kubrick was pretty famous for his symbolism/insane attention to detail/all around craziness.

  • Analysist??? I think the term you are looking for is 'analyst.' LAWLS!

    This is a good parody on movie analysts. I hope that is what this was meant to be.

  • the idea that you spent hours of your time cutting video and recording your pre-pubescent voice over it for THIS heaping pile of trash you call "analysis" only means one thing......you're a loser...you and whoever finds your corny humor funny should go jerk off to some other low level propaganda that has them taking everything literally and at face value..it must be great to be a robot who's never read between the lines ((FART))

  • faggot

  • LMAO phone BOOTH

  • S T U P I D

  • Excellent work, but you failed to make the "Hazel" connection. That classic TV show starred Shirley BOOTH. You may chalk that up to coincidence but....I know better.

  • When he told me how lucky I was that he would Reveal All, I stopped watching.

  • Thank youuuuuuuuu

  • Fuck you.

  • Thank you for the good laughs

  • this is too awsome

  • stop acting so smart!

  • hahahahahah too much

  • hahahahhahahahhaha cox

  • don't waste your time on this "parody"

  • someone did a great video about this that kikes just hate

  • this is fucking stupid

  • 2 words dude:get laid

  • Wait....WHAT???? Lmao

  • "Hello. My name is John Cocks -- I'm a professional analysis.."

    LOL

    I wish I had the sense to stop watching right there...

  • what a pretentious fuck

  • I can't believe I've never seen it before

  • It's a shame that people don't know a joke when see one.

  • i want 5 mins and 18 secs of my life back you loser!

  • toooo funnny!

  • cant tell if the first part was a joke too

    or if you're just fucking stupid.

  • professional analysis? Yeah right lol!

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  • Greatest video ever.

  • category: comedy says it all

  • LOL "Abraham Lincoln died in a bed"

    ...

    ...

    This is still so funny

  • suck a cock, faggot who uploaded this turd

  • You trying to sound like Rex-Kwon-Do from Napoleon Dynamite and you failed to be funny. Either that or you are really a retard.

  • @wholesum hahahaha -^

  • Not a bad idea, parodying pretentious and/or batshit crazy theories out there regarding "The Shining." Unfortunately, the execution was lame, forced, and just not very funny.

  • Keep on Trolling. Or going off your nut. Or whatever the fuck you do,

  • John Cocks

  • troll

  • This is ridiculous. It has no relation whatsoever and gives no in-depth analysis of the film.

  • After watching this I had to wash it down with a giant glass of WTF-OMG-STFU-SMH.

  • The opening I was like this guy sounds like a douche bag lol

  • Watermelon! LMFAO 

  • LOL I get the point and it's hilarious!!!

  • For the first minurt i was pissed cuz it made no sense. Than it became obvious that it was comedy. That is when the laughing started. Video: Favorited/ liked

    Youtuber: Subscribed

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why does this only have 31,000 hits? This is hilarious. Viewership should be in the millions!

  • lollllllllllll That's too funny dude!! Keep it up!

  • i just wasted my time listening to your retarded ass...! none of this makes any sense...! but who is the dumb ass...? me & all of us that wasted our time watching your clip...!

  • -.-"

  • Nicely done! :-)))) LOL!

  • At 2:00, see that little boy in the huge shoes just left of center? That's Andrew Basiago in one of his many time jumps back to the past!

  • It's like a wase of life...

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  • Jack the Ripper killed Ab Linc ......Tumble.....tee

  • lmao....

  • Funny

  • Aha this was hilarious.

  • Haters should just shut up! People analysize the hell out of this movie! People make up their own symbolisms. He is not making fun of the shining, he is making fun of the people who wont stop analyzing the movie.

  • i'm gonna kick this guy in the balls.... let him analysis that. dick head. on my god.... this guy thought T3 was awesome.... yep defo gonna kick this dude in the balls.

  • i'm gonna kick this guy in the balls.... let him analysis that. dick head.

  • This is dumb.

  • I don't get the connection with the Indiana Jones and The Shining part please help me understand.

  • @nin7akilla It's sarcasm. There is no connection.

  • piece of shit

  • xDDD this is amazing!

  • FUCKING RETARDED!

  • BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

  • How of all the things you decide to parody, you decide to make fun of the hidden meanings in Kubrick's "The Shining"? I didn't find it funny.

  • Thats so creepy *shudders*

  • what a loser, you need to get your leg over

  • THE WORD WILKES KIND OF RHYMES WITH THE WORD MILK HAHAHAHAH!

  • @iAMScootaG wayd..?

  • This is hilarious.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDXDXDXD

  • John Cox the tax expert

  • If you're so "professional" then get a better mic - ffs!

  • The word WILKES kind of rhymes with the word MILK. XD

  • "With my advanced analysis skills" HAHAHA this is hilarious dude

  • The shining is about the extermination of native americans and apollo moonlandings , there are also the words "shone" sayd by Kubrick him self in many aprts of the movie , even the poster of the shining is for many of you a face of a bou when it's actually a face of a bear this movie has so many secrets it is just outstanding

  • R U on drugs?

  • i hope the pea counters dont see it lol

  • I love how people are so serious about this and rage and cry about it

  • Your a retard. Period.

  • @Dave40522 youre the fucking retard for not getting that hes not SERIOUS its meant to be funny fucktard

  • HAHAH people this is obviously a joke, it's hilar. If it's not a joke, it's even funnier. I am a fan of this.

  • AHAHAHAH

  • Funny thing.

  • Dude, Kubrickk was out to warn us. You simply do not get art do you?

  • sounds like white goodman is narrating this,

  • lol

  • THE WORD WILK KINDA SOUNDS LIKE MILK CREEPY HUH 

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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  • HAHA Professional... then you would be able to afford a better film editing software and remove the shitty audio quality...

  • lol

  • Wow... an analysist.... seriously, that must make me a professional criticisistis

  • what year was indiana jones filmed...and what year was shining?

  • john cock

  • WOW!!! FUCKING WOW!!! THIS IS SO MUCH TO REALIZE ALL AT ONCE, I'M GOING TO RITUALISTIC KILL MYSELF. YOU SUBLIMINABALLY RETRODED MY PROGRAM.

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS IS TOO FUCKING REAL!!!!

    I HAVE TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!!!

  • garbage!

  • Well, I'm convinced!

  • oh god! the LULZ!!! 

  • You can't be serious.

  • also notice, the 2 men talking in the phone BOOTH are black. ABE LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES!!! WEIRDDDD

  • milk...milk is white...so is snow....snowhite lived with seven dwarfs...dwarfs are unusually short because they have short bones....bones are strengthened by calcium in milk.

    THATS IT! the glass of milk symbolizes milk!

  • you are well???-How can we help You ??

  • U-NEED_HELP_DOG..

    

  • Are you drunk?

  • i actually thought this would be real

  • hopefully he won't!

  • this is retarded and farfetched just like this stupid boring ass movie

  • I love watching Robs videos but this is great humor. :D.

  • This is a joke, I hope.

  • wtf?

  • abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid

  • abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid

  • @ecb518 abe lincoln did die in the bed he survived the shot and i think 2 days later he died

  • abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid

  • Spoof

  • Not only is it a bit sad that you feel so strongly about one person's opinion that you felt the need to parody Ager's work, but the parody is just...not even funny. Nothing clever or humorous, just completely out of context stuff. At least Ager offers some backup to support his claims. Not only that, but you drag Kubrick's name through the mud by implying the man did not give thought to his work.

  • try analyst not analysist ??? you cant even say your profession right??

  • AWESOME

  • lol ...i love it!

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    i actually tought that the indiana jones clip would be similar... but not exactly the same! XD

    creepy...

  • Ha ha. I like your analysis. Interestingly though. The Colorado lounge set is the same as the snake pit one in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. So that is creepy!

  • cox haz skillz

  • heh heh john cox

    

  • HAHAHA i love it

  • You're so retarded...

  • hahahahaha I lover u

  • ROFLMMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • John cox, the famous timewaster? You are indeed a good movie analyzer, but you still have a lot to learn kid. Welcome to the world.

  • the shining and indiana jones, riiiiiiiiiight...

  • fuckin idiot

  • lmao your funny man cox

  • Cox made me think this was a joke.

  • wow you have way too much free time to over analyze this shit. Get a life!

  • @ekateri28 You Are sooo right!

  • ha ha "cox"

  • BRILLIANT

  • haha, hope rob ager sees this.

  • @wash0087 So do I!

  • @wash0087 Well that would be a right waist of 5 minutes of his life because this is this biggest load of tripe I've ever seen .... "Milk" sounds like "Wilk" ... you've got to be kidding me ... that's like saying "The shining" sounds like "mining" - representing what you're doing for attention. And, c'mon, Indiana Jones; if the fact that its very weak link to the shining scene (the only link is that it is a confrontation) means it is creepy then this relative to a scene in Gothika is terrifying.

  • @Hoganply Sorry ... I was only half-way through the vid when I decided to comment; didn't realize it was intended as a joke vid - that teaches me a lesson to see things to the end before commenting :).

  • eeriley familiar? no, not really.

    and woww, you sound like such a bellend, and no there is not obvious symbolism at all.

  • @EeeJaie ohhhhhhhh it's a parody! LMAO :D!

  • the best part of this is all the jackasses who cant take a a joke

  • @deadhorseman

    you would have to find it funny to say it's a joke. and if you find this funny, you must find a root canal quite entertaining.

    wilkes=milk.

    hahahahhahahahaa!!!!!!!

  • I posted that in the first 20 seconds, forgive me. >.>

  • haha, the by far best analasys of the shining i'v seen today xD

  • This is a parody video.

    Right?

  • @DamaReturns

    no shit sherlock

  • this is shit

  • chill the fuck out people

    its supposed to make fun of people whol look analys movies WAY TOO DEEPLY

    directors make movies to make money not to show illuminati sybols and show the struggle of native americans... dam people...

    great vid btw... i enjoyed it

  • @Fluffefan your a dumbass, the reason stanley kubrick is so great is because he did exactly what you just said he did not do, and UltraFilm obviously knows it. This video is nothing but a simple comedy, not a parody. If you don't believe me, watch 2001. Directors dont direct to make money, they direct to spread a message, one that you cant obviously see.

    by the way UltraFulm, this ws very funny, make more of these for more kubrick films

  • what? no, wrong

  • I really hope you were being sarcastic and just taking the piss of people who do this kind of thing all the time :P

  • UltimateFilm went full retard.

  • I grow fuckin HUGE watermelons

  • You fuckin suck faggot

    @TheHeir23

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  • You really should be saying :- "Please hold,your call is important to us".

  • with your "advanced analysis skills" you may have seen subliminal messages within The Shining ... and with your advanced arrogance and vanity skills, combined with being absolutely not funny, you created a really shitty video

  • ok this dosnt make any sense

  • HAHAHAHA I love film analysis and this makes me laugh at myself. Thanks UltimateFilm.

  • Sarcasm can be funny, but this is just sarcasm without anything funny.

    Kubrick is well known for putting subliminal messages, double meaning, and symbolism into his films. Part of his way of working really. Part of what made his films have such an impact.

    So to mock this in a sarcastic way just doesn't really work if comedy was the aim.

    Was it meant to be a parody or a satire?

    Just doesn't work.

    What might have been funny would be if it was about a really bog standard shit director.

  • What is the point of this video? It's quite daft in my opinion. An obvious dig at Rob Ager. If you think analysts like Ager are reading too much into Kubrick's films, then you are implying that the director's well documented obsession to detail and notoriously long shoots, led him to make only superficial films containing no mysteries. An insult to the great director and quite daft as I said earlier.

  • this is so funny, hahahha good job bro

  • this is HILARIOUS! what's even more hilarious are people who believe you're being serious! ahhaha

  • this is HILARIOUS!