I would find this hilarious if it was mocking people who have found symbolism in a movie with none, but Kubrick was pretty famous for his symbolism/insane attention to detail/all around craziness.
the idea that you spent hours of your time cutting video and recording your pre-pubescent voice over it for THIS heaping pile of trash you call "analysis" only means one thing......you're a loser...you and whoever finds your corny humor funny should go jerk off to some other low level propaganda that has them taking everything literally and at face value..it must be great to be a robot who's never read between the lines ((FART))
Excellent work, but you failed to make the "Hazel" connection. That classic TV show starred Shirley BOOTH. You may chalk that up to coincidence but....I know better.
Not a bad idea, parodying pretentious and/or batshit crazy theories out there regarding "The Shining." Unfortunately, the execution was lame, forced, and just not very funny.
For the first minurt i was pissed cuz it made no sense. Than it became obvious that it was comedy. That is when the laughing started. Video: Favorited/ liked
i just wasted my time listening to your retarded ass...! none of this makes any sense...! but who is the dumb ass...? me & all of us that wasted our time watching your clip...!
Haters should just shut up! People analysize the hell out of this movie! People make up their own symbolisms. He is not making fun of the shining, he is making fun of the people who wont stop analyzing the movie.
i'm gonna kick this guy in the balls.... let him analysis that. dick head. on my god.... this guy thought T3 was awesome.... yep defo gonna kick this dude in the balls.
The shining is about the extermination of native americans and apollo moonlandings , there are also the words "shone" sayd by Kubrick him self in many aprts of the movie , even the poster of the shining is for many of you a face of a bou when it's actually a face of a bear this movie has so many secrets it is just outstanding
milk...milk is white...so is snow....snowhite lived with seven dwarfs...dwarfs are unusually short because they have short bones....bones are strengthened by calcium in milk.
Not only is it a bit sad that you feel so strongly about one person's opinion that you felt the need to parody Ager's work, but the parody is just...not even funny. Nothing clever or humorous, just completely out of context stuff. At least Ager offers some backup to support his claims. Not only that, but you drag Kubrick's name through the mud by implying the man did not give thought to his work.
Ha ha. I like your analysis. Interestingly though. The Colorado lounge set is the same as the snake pit one in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. So that is creepy!
@wash0087 Well that would be a right waist of 5 minutes of his life because this is this biggest load of tripe I've ever seen .... "Milk" sounds like "Wilk" ... you've got to be kidding me ... that's like saying "The shining" sounds like "mining" - representing what you're doing for attention. And, c'mon, Indiana Jones; if the fact that its very weak link to the shining scene (the only link is that it is a confrontation) means it is creepy then this relative to a scene in Gothika is terrifying.
@Hoganply Sorry ... I was only half-way through the vid when I decided to comment; didn't realize it was intended as a joke vid - that teaches me a lesson to see things to the end before commenting :).
@Fluffefan your a dumbass, the reason stanley kubrick is so great is because he did exactly what you just said he did not do, and UltraFilm obviously knows it. This video is nothing but a simple comedy, not a parody. If you don't believe me, watch 2001. Directors dont direct to make money, they direct to spread a message, one that you cant obviously see.
by the way UltraFulm, this ws very funny, make more of these for more kubrick films
with your "advanced analysis skills" you may have seen subliminal messages within The Shining ... and with your advanced arrogance and vanity skills, combined with being absolutely not funny, you created a really shitty video
Sarcasm can be funny, but this is just sarcasm without anything funny.
Kubrick is well known for putting subliminal messages, double meaning, and symbolism into his films. Part of his way of working really. Part of what made his films have such an impact.
So to mock this in a sarcastic way just doesn't really work if comedy was the aim.
Was it meant to be a parody or a satire?
Just doesn't work.
What might have been funny would be if it was about a really bog standard shit director.
What is the point of this video? It's quite daft in my opinion. An obvious dig at Rob Ager. If you think analysts like Ager are reading too much into Kubrick's films, then you are implying that the director's well documented obsession to detail and notoriously long shoots, led him to make only superficial films containing no mysteries. An insult to the great director and quite daft as I said earlier.
I would find this hilarious if it was mocking people who have found symbolism in a movie with none, but Kubrick was pretty famous for his symbolism/insane attention to detail/all around craziness.
Lynsey17 3 days ago
Analysist??? I think the term you are looking for is 'analyst.' LAWLS!
This is a good parody on movie analysts. I hope that is what this was meant to be.
Deke101 5 days ago
the idea that you spent hours of your time cutting video and recording your pre-pubescent voice over it for THIS heaping pile of trash you call "analysis" only means one thing......you're a loser...you and whoever finds your corny humor funny should go jerk off to some other low level propaganda that has them taking everything literally and at face value..it must be great to be a robot who's never read between the lines ((FART))
eyeusedtoloveher 6 days ago
faggot
CrazedOut2012 2 weeks ago
LMAO phone BOOTH
TekRizzy 2 weeks ago
S T U P I D
mariovicencio1965 4 weeks ago
Excellent work, but you failed to make the "Hazel" connection. That classic TV show starred Shirley BOOTH. You may chalk that up to coincidence but....I know better.
CloudAtlasNY 1 month ago
When he told me how lucky I was that he would Reveal All, I stopped watching.
Zyzfyx 1 month ago
Thank youuuuuuuuu
bajistayeconomista 1 month ago
Fuck you.
deadwood753100 1 month ago
Thank you for the good laughs
Nightmeare 1 month ago
this is too awsome
WA2OOO 1 month ago
stop acting so smart!
coastersnchinchillas 1 month ago
hahahahahah too much
ITSAFUCKINGCROCODILE 1 month ago
hahahahhahahahhaha cox
regularasselo 1 month ago
don't waste your time on this "parody"
Justin9Noble 1 month ago
someone did a great video about this that kikes just hate
oveid 1 month ago
this is fucking stupid
Justxtiiiti 2 months ago
2 words dude:get laid
2DPANIC 2 months ago
Wait....WHAT???? Lmao
DarkSecret48 2 months ago
"Hello. My name is John Cocks -- I'm a professional analysis.."
LOL
I wish I had the sense to stop watching right there...
Nemesis0300 2 months ago 5
what a pretentious fuck
caoin45 2 months ago
I can't believe I've never seen it before
parsleysprigs 2 months ago
It's a shame that people don't know a joke when see one.
xxIncognitoxx 2 months ago
i want 5 mins and 18 secs of my life back you loser!
TheMallory250 2 months ago
toooo funnny!
BrianJaySupreme 2 months ago 3
cant tell if the first part was a joke too
or if you're just fucking stupid.
SkyDaves 2 months ago
professional analysis? Yeah right lol!
electronicmedium 2 months ago
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Photonface 2 months ago
Greatest video ever.
cyuan1248 3 months ago
category: comedy says it all
97legokid 3 months ago
LOL "Abraham Lincoln died in a bed"
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This is still so funny
PoetryAddict8 3 months ago
suck a cock, faggot who uploaded this turd
pockmarkedbuttocks 3 months ago
You trying to sound like Rex-Kwon-Do from Napoleon Dynamite and you failed to be funny. Either that or you are really a retard.
wholesum 3 months ago
@wholesum hahahaha -^
avenancius 3 months ago
Not a bad idea, parodying pretentious and/or batshit crazy theories out there regarding "The Shining." Unfortunately, the execution was lame, forced, and just not very funny.
kaewonf8 3 months ago
Keep on Trolling. Or going off your nut. Or whatever the fuck you do,
jaredneedsalife 3 months ago
John Cocks
CyanideForYourMum 3 months ago
troll
dashiellhouse 3 months ago
This is ridiculous. It has no relation whatsoever and gives no in-depth analysis of the film.
PowerofThreeSpell 3 months ago
After watching this I had to wash it down with a giant glass of WTF-OMG-STFU-SMH.
djlgr1 4 months ago
The opening I was like this guy sounds like a douche bag lol
89whodatcha 4 months ago
Watermelon! LMFAO
Jadama0 4 months ago
LOL I get the point and it's hilarious!!!
Jadama0 4 months ago
For the first minurt i was pissed cuz it made no sense. Than it became obvious that it was comedy. That is when the laughing started. Video: Favorited/ liked
Youtuber: Subscribed
BetterThenNormal 4 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
catothewiser 4 months ago
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This is fucking retarded
Donnerstag 4 months ago
Why does this only have 31,000 hits? This is hilarious. Viewership should be in the millions!
HayduMan1 4 months ago in playlist HayduMan1's favorites
lollllllllllll That's too funny dude!! Keep it up!
noo2islam 4 months ago
i just wasted my time listening to your retarded ass...! none of this makes any sense...! but who is the dumb ass...? me & all of us that wasted our time watching your clip...!
phatsam199 4 months ago
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okay whoever is disliking this is because they are not smart enough to understand that this is supposed to be funny. retards.
ElginPocketwatch 4 months ago
-.-"
harashiSAN 4 months ago
Nicely done! :-)))) LOL!
SiobhanRukhadze 4 months ago
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At 2:00, see that little boy in the huge shoes just left of center? That's Andrew Basiago in one of his many time jumps back to the past!
RedVynil 4 months ago
At 2:00, see that little boy in the huge shoes just left of center? That's Andrew Basiago in one of his many time jumps back to the past!
RedVynil 4 months ago
It's like a wase of life...
Benasxxx 5 months ago
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rkerrful 5 months ago
Jack the Ripper killed Ab Linc ......Tumble.....tee
HorrorHarry100 5 months ago
lmao....
matthewo1o8 5 months ago
Funny
jeapiat 5 months ago
Aha this was hilarious.
Andyp12 6 months ago
Haters should just shut up! People analysize the hell out of this movie! People make up their own symbolisms. He is not making fun of the shining, he is making fun of the people who wont stop analyzing the movie.
weirdo8818 6 months ago
i'm gonna kick this guy in the balls.... let him analysis that. dick head. on my god.... this guy thought T3 was awesome.... yep defo gonna kick this dude in the balls.
MrDrakeponder 6 months ago
i'm gonna kick this guy in the balls.... let him analysis that. dick head.
MrDrakeponder 6 months ago
This is dumb.
indiefan23 6 months ago
I don't get the connection with the Indiana Jones and The Shining part please help me understand.
nin7akilla 6 months ago
@nin7akilla It's sarcasm. There is no connection.
themirrorsofmymind 6 months ago
piece of shit
mavimezar 6 months ago
xDDD this is amazing!
crystalamandaa 7 months ago
FUCKING RETARDED!
sandcracker1 7 months ago
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
stresfrefctry 7 months ago
How of all the things you decide to parody, you decide to make fun of the hidden meanings in Kubrick's "The Shining"? I didn't find it funny.
Foogayzee 7 months ago
Thats so creepy *shudders*
mechatommy 7 months ago
what a loser, you need to get your leg over
tripanna 7 months ago
THE WORD WILKES KIND OF RHYMES WITH THE WORD MILK HAHAHAHAH!
iAMScootaG 7 months ago 13
@iAMScootaG wayd..?
jutubaeh 4 months ago
This is hilarious.
avocadopye 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDXDXDXD
tyrocks14 7 months ago
John Cox the tax expert
gameover4179 8 months ago
If you're so "professional" then get a better mic - ffs!
LeaDz0r 8 months ago
The word WILKES kind of rhymes with the word MILK. XD
PoetryAddict8 8 months ago
"With my advanced analysis skills" HAHAHA this is hilarious dude
PoetryAddict8 8 months ago
The shining is about the extermination of native americans and apollo moonlandings , there are also the words "shone" sayd by Kubrick him self in many aprts of the movie , even the poster of the shining is for many of you a face of a bou when it's actually a face of a bear this movie has so many secrets it is just outstanding
F1brawfa 8 months ago
R U on drugs?
Patriot1389 8 months ago
i hope the pea counters dont see it lol
qbrikc 9 months ago
I love how people are so serious about this and rage and cry about it
json10000 9 months ago
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Dude go suck a cock.
BandakaKush 9 months ago
Your a retard. Period.
Dave40522 9 months ago 3
@Dave40522 youre the fucking retard for not getting that hes not SERIOUS its meant to be funny fucktard
ElginPocketwatch 2 months ago
HAHAH people this is obviously a joke, it's hilar. If it's not a joke, it's even funnier. I am a fan of this.
PoetryAddict8 10 months ago
AHAHAHAH
PoetryAddict8 10 months ago
Funny thing.
NightwishLover2012 10 months ago
Dude, Kubrickk was out to warn us. You simply do not get art do you?
BlowDeBloodyDoorsOff 10 months ago
sounds like white goodman is narrating this,
Ryanislegendary 10 months ago
lol
Jens14 10 months ago
THE WORD WILK KINDA SOUNDS LIKE MILK CREEPY HUH
Patrtickgilligan 11 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Mewtwo465 11 months ago
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Mewtwo465 11 months ago
HAHA Professional... then you would be able to afford a better film editing software and remove the shitty audio quality...
TheGothims 11 months ago
lol
tadm123 11 months ago
Wow... an analysist.... seriously, that must make me a professional criticisistis
TheEgger 11 months ago
what year was indiana jones filmed...and what year was shining?
schonjki 11 months ago
john cock
randomboostsuperguy 11 months ago
WOW!!! FUCKING WOW!!! THIS IS SO MUCH TO REALIZE ALL AT ONCE, I'M GOING TO RITUALISTIC KILL MYSELF. YOU SUBLIMINABALLY RETRODED MY PROGRAM.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS IS TOO FUCKING REAL!!!!
I HAVE TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!!!
endthedrugwar 11 months ago
garbage!
TheJabberwock 11 months ago
Well, I'm convinced!
Ieatpaste23 11 months ago
oh god! the LULZ!!!
GraphiteSmear 1 year ago
You can't be serious.
SeussicalGirl44 1 year ago
also notice, the 2 men talking in the phone BOOTH are black. ABE LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES!!! WEIRDDDD
laraia4 1 year ago 2
milk...milk is white...so is snow....snowhite lived with seven dwarfs...dwarfs are unusually short because they have short bones....bones are strengthened by calcium in milk.
THATS IT! the glass of milk symbolizes milk!
cthorste 1 year ago
you are well???-How can we help You ??
Magnum3579 1 year ago
U-NEED_HELP_DOG..
arrtoened 1 year ago
Are you drunk?
cleclicof 1 year ago
i actually thought this would be real
SDelVecchioC 1 year ago
hopefully he won't!
Phat20s 1 year ago
this is retarded and farfetched just like this stupid boring ass movie
MegaBarger 1 year ago
I love watching Robs videos but this is great humor. :D.
KyleThomasShultz 1 year ago 2
This is a joke, I hope.
tonybinca 1 year ago
wtf?
microblan 1 year ago
abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid
ecb518 1 year ago
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abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid
ecb518 1 year ago
abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid
ecb518 1 year ago
@ecb518 abe lincoln did die in the bed he survived the shot and i think 2 days later he died
fighisver 1 year ago
abe linclon died in a bed xD i find this video hilariously stupid
ecb518 1 year ago
Spoof
Jeorney 1 year ago
Not only is it a bit sad that you feel so strongly about one person's opinion that you felt the need to parody Ager's work, but the parody is just...not even funny. Nothing clever or humorous, just completely out of context stuff. At least Ager offers some backup to support his claims. Not only that, but you drag Kubrick's name through the mud by implying the man did not give thought to his work.
deaddoll00 1 year ago 2
try analyst not analysist ??? you cant even say your profession right??
msstrader1 1 year ago 2
AWESOME
AREEasy 1 year ago
lol ...i love it!
coneroc 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
i actually tought that the indiana jones clip would be similar... but not exactly the same! XD
creepy...
coneroc 1 year ago 17
Ha ha. I like your analysis. Interestingly though. The Colorado lounge set is the same as the snake pit one in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. So that is creepy!
ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago
cox haz skillz
fcpictures 1 year ago
heh heh john cox
KINGOFCHEFS7 1 year ago
HAHAHA i love it
lamentes 1 year ago
You're so retarded...
klb2000000 1 year ago
hahahahaha I lover u
RoseBee11 1 year ago
ROFLMMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CellFunktionable 1 year ago
John cox, the famous timewaster? You are indeed a good movie analyzer, but you still have a lot to learn kid. Welcome to the world.
YouDonteverhavetodie 1 year ago
the shining and indiana jones, riiiiiiiiiight...
NRfun 1 year ago
fuckin idiot
mghughes139 1 year ago
lmao your funny man cox
TurcoDon 1 year ago
Cox made me think this was a joke.
ClanDankUniversal 1 year ago
wow you have way too much free time to over analyze this shit. Get a life!
ekateri28 1 year ago
@ekateri28 You Are sooo right!
NRfun 1 year ago
ha ha "cox"
NYC032 1 year ago
BRILLIANT
YourProfessor 1 year ago
haha, hope rob ager sees this.
wash0087 1 year ago 24
@wash0087 So do I!
ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago
@wash0087 Well that would be a right waist of 5 minutes of his life because this is this biggest load of tripe I've ever seen .... "Milk" sounds like "Wilk" ... you've got to be kidding me ... that's like saying "The shining" sounds like "mining" - representing what you're doing for attention. And, c'mon, Indiana Jones; if the fact that its very weak link to the shining scene (the only link is that it is a confrontation) means it is creepy then this relative to a scene in Gothika is terrifying.
Hoganply 9 months ago
@Hoganply Sorry ... I was only half-way through the vid when I decided to comment; didn't realize it was intended as a joke vid - that teaches me a lesson to see things to the end before commenting :).
Hoganply 9 months ago
eeriley familiar? no, not really.
and woww, you sound like such a bellend, and no there is not obvious symbolism at all.
EeeJaie 1 year ago
@EeeJaie ohhhhhhhh it's a parody! LMAO :D!
EeeJaie 1 year ago
the best part of this is all the jackasses who cant take a a joke
deadhorseman 1 year ago
@deadhorseman
you would have to find it funny to say it's a joke. and if you find this funny, you must find a root canal quite entertaining.
wilkes=milk.
hahahahhahahahaa!!!!!!!
sk8bow 1 year ago
I posted that in the first 20 seconds, forgive me. >.>
DamaReturns 1 year ago
haha, the by far best analasys of the shining i'v seen today xD
adrianGGO 1 year ago
This is a parody video.
Right?
DamaReturns 1 year ago
@DamaReturns
no shit sherlock
kickodude 1 year ago
this is shit
Flerg3 1 year ago
chill the fuck out people
its supposed to make fun of people whol look analys movies WAY TOO DEEPLY
directors make movies to make money not to show illuminati sybols and show the struggle of native americans... dam people...
great vid btw... i enjoyed it
Fluffefan 1 year ago
@Fluffefan your a dumbass, the reason stanley kubrick is so great is because he did exactly what you just said he did not do, and UltraFilm obviously knows it. This video is nothing but a simple comedy, not a parody. If you don't believe me, watch 2001. Directors dont direct to make money, they direct to spread a message, one that you cant obviously see.
by the way UltraFulm, this ws very funny, make more of these for more kubrick films
kickodude 1 year ago
what? no, wrong
trudatproductionsVT 1 year ago
I really hope you were being sarcastic and just taking the piss of people who do this kind of thing all the time :P
amevilee 1 year ago
UltimateFilm went full retard.
MrMoodang 1 year ago
I grow fuckin HUGE watermelons
2wowthatsabigturtle2 1 year ago
You fuckin suck faggot
@TheHeir23
2wowthatsabigturtle2 1 year ago
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2wowthatsabigturtle2 1 year ago
You really should be saying :- "Please hold,your call is important to us".
maxwall7755 1 year ago
with your "advanced analysis skills" you may have seen subliminal messages within The Shining ... and with your advanced arrogance and vanity skills, combined with being absolutely not funny, you created a really shitty video
TheHeir23 1 year ago
ok this dosnt make any sense
samlouthan131 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA I love film analysis and this makes me laugh at myself. Thanks UltimateFilm.
MrFenderajz 1 year ago
Sarcasm can be funny, but this is just sarcasm without anything funny.
Kubrick is well known for putting subliminal messages, double meaning, and symbolism into his films. Part of his way of working really. Part of what made his films have such an impact.
So to mock this in a sarcastic way just doesn't really work if comedy was the aim.
Was it meant to be a parody or a satire?
Just doesn't work.
What might have been funny would be if it was about a really bog standard shit director.
Buzztown101 1 year ago
What is the point of this video? It's quite daft in my opinion. An obvious dig at Rob Ager. If you think analysts like Ager are reading too much into Kubrick's films, then you are implying that the director's well documented obsession to detail and notoriously long shoots, led him to make only superficial films containing no mysteries. An insult to the great director and quite daft as I said earlier.
speedystriper 1 year ago
this is so funny, hahahha good job bro
filbum 1 year ago
this is HILARIOUS! what's even more hilarious are people who believe you're being serious! ahhaha
lupelupelupe 1 year ago
this is HILARIOUS!
lupelupelupe 1 year ago