How to Pronounce Maître d'

[OlenixGFX]

mytard to eattt mytard to eat

[marzbarz121]

mytar CONSTIPATED!!!!!

[cheerio014]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. xD

[cosettev3]

this guy at a restaurant: "oh my-tar DUEEAGHUEH, i'd like some dilooses hardoosties please!"

[Flutterhoof]

There's an advertisement for The School of Graduate Studies and Research on the right as I click on this video.

Coincidence? I think not.

[barterer124]

MY TAR! (pushes out poo)

[GodOfUnbelief]

And this is todays lesson kids: Don't record a pronounciation guide while taking a shit

[yourmomfatlol2]

sorry my kid is maître d'

[iMReaDy4Ops]

DUEEAGHUEH FISH IS THAT YOU

[ajcblanco]

I can say this while taking a shit.

[YeTenuousUmbrae]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[MOUPIMOUPI]

life is your restaurant and i'm your meter DDDDDDDNNNNNNNNGH

[georgeordraco]

My-tar DDDD is? My Tardis?

[lucool888]

Luckily this is not a word I have to use often, otherwise I'd had to run home after fresh underwear like all the time!

[acrios90]

After Every DUEEAUGHUEH I swear I hear a small sploosh

[windmonkey95]

"I hope my ugliness does not offend you."

"Not at all boy, maitar DEEAAHUUAAGGG!"

[ManofWario]

Myetar DUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEGH!

[TheTextingNeko]

Dammit, Link, stop interrupting PronounciationManual. He tries very hard to make these.

Link: Hyaaah?

Stop it.

Link: Deeuggh.

[mw3getwr3kd]

deeeaghue i just jizzed my pants

[XxDaWnMoDxX]

My retard dick

[TheDogTag8711]

What he needs to do, is he needs to spell how he pronounces them (because everything is spelled differently than the way is is pronounced) then try and say THAT word...

Consider this a challenge, PronounciationManual...

[bobkin611]

Everytime he said d' he sounds constipated!!

[DrewHalladay]

Give us the information *no.* GIVE US the information *No.* GIVE US THE INFORMATION! *NO...okay*

[coolboym99]

*dying of laughter*

[luke4djojo]

MAYBE THE BEST ONE

[chetthunderhandable]

This is what most French-speaking people sound like to me.

[CarlyxxApple]

MY TARD DUEEHGGHGH

[TheMidnighte]

my tard *squeezes out massive shit*, repeat, and then repeat.

[sweetcommand0]

@TheMidnighte that made my day

[eGxsmitts]

am i tarted

[TheCharlesDC]

i think it would be really funny if he just started screaming..

[JustinDTran]

metarded

[bklein84]

my tard to eat

[Lulli240]

HAHA im gay

[IanEduardoMeneses]

I think he's getting stabbed.

[tropeptues101]

say ty suka

[Tundraboy05]

guy from spongebob:

mytar... DEUEUEAHEGHHHH!!!

[liekebeunders]

constipation.

[JC86902]

my tar oh god he just stabbed me

[frychicken25]

I keep thinking he's trying to say "My TARDIS"

[MikeMath9]

Best YouTube comments of all time!

[cottonpicker08]

Did you get Jimmy from South Park to do this one?

[xxubernewb]

They call him twitch.

[Kevn3000]

My turn to eat, my turd to eat

[Darkczarek]

Its easy to know witch one is PronunciationManual and witch one is the other one by seeing votes for yes and votes for no :D

[SteamBirds]

Mytar, DE!

[G0ATFAC3]

My-tar DUEEAGHUEH

[eMoDevil1993]

@G0ATFAC3 i like how most people will thumb this up without getting the meme.

[Littl3R0b0t221]

Mytar- HHHHHNNNNNGGGG.

[utongification]

Talk about stress mark

[tutuprincess100]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA the "D" hahahahaaa

[x31mx31m]

My Turd Duuuuuuhh *plop*

[Apollo2947]

My tard, DEEEE!

[abeekat]

My Tard Deid'

[alvinnope]

i like to scroll through the comments and laugh at all the faggots writing what he says

people are so ignorant nowadays

[Xeronification]

jimmy from south park

[Infiie]

am i tarded?

[TheSKULLCarnage]

"my turd - *grunts*"

[Thezillionth]

My turn to eat.

[lyinglikelions]

I can't breathe oh my god

[mord3030]

And to think YouTube pays you money for this.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[ShuHibiki]

@mord3030 What? There aren't advertisements on this.

[Masterpivot292]

My tar DEEUEE

[MASTERCHIEFSTURD]

my-tar- *spongebob fad*

[nkedgun1011]

AHASAHAHAH

[sporecreatorperson]

MytarDEEEeee

[Dante0397]

My tart "stab* MY tart! *Stab" MY TART *STAB*

[Bleenderhead]

perhaps he died while writing it.

[mariobrothers99]

You sure you don't want to see a doctor about that?

[pokefreak001]

it sounds like a emo kid named Maitre, and his mom is calling for him, and up in his room Maitre is cutting himself.

[kkknl]

All along watch you pumping my retard

[SuperSaladFace]

Why are none of the videos working??

[theamazingnerd]

Mytar HNNNNNGGGGGGDDD

[gillettecrackers]

d' is the noise you make when pinching a loaf.

[imaekshit]

DDDEEUUGHHAAAHHHH

[1236sason]

my turd *having hard time on the toilet*

[squeakym00se]

Not at all mytar-

DEUUEAUGH!!!

[imaekshit]

@squeakym00se HAHAH

[donnishark]

Your tar did what?!

[thewibbit2]

Fail

[Sim0nx9]

I am a full french person and Maître d'= (de) is Master of in french but this is not the good prononciation.

[metaldorksforever666]

@Sim0nx9 And you think he's actually being serious? LOL! BTW prononciation isn't a word.

[kerrgal]

@metaldorksforever666 I don't think @SimOnx9 is serious. 

[metaldorksforever666]

@kerrgal You'd be surprised how retarded people are.

[RogueEngineer13]

@Sim0nx9 Yes, this is not the proper French pronunciation, but this is the correct English pronunciation of the word. If you used the French pronunciation while speaking English, you'd just sound silly. You need to pronounce it like this if you want to be taken seriously in an English-speaking country.

[kerrgal]

@RogueEngineer13 You know PronunciationManual is a parody, right?

[140jeff15834]

The DEUUEAUGH fish did a cameo on this.

[mcploxoboy]

its like no thats my tard NGGGGGGGG *poop on the street*

[Regulith]

DEAUGH

[GThockey48]

1 person was mytarded

[caitlynnjm]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[zuchann]

Guys, I think he's Mytarded.

[Sakounette]

IT WON'T COME OUT

[DrKelexo]

no no, its clearly pronounced Mie-tar Dee Dash

[vanhalen101492]

1 person is a maître d'.

[ohlookitsblackfang]

It sounds like hes an npc trying to say something but you cut him off by killing him.

[RCorpCo]

Must of been one hella of a poop XD

[bequinta1]

Pronounce "Nvidia"!

[TehLB]

Maitar d-iIIIIGGGHH!

[suckME135]

Maitar dihhgh!

[scolheep]

DIIIHHGIRRIIGHHH

[hellohelloveromica]

Would you please help me by posting a video on how to pronounce Vevo? I'm not a native english speaker. Thank youuu.

[Pruttomaten]

My tard..DIIIIIHCK!

[krokkoguy]

my turd, diyh!

[TheMcfearless123]

Mytard DEAUGH

[AnonymousThe1337]

HAAHAHAAHHA

[HTFDUDEHTF]

My tard dick.

[LioeIe]

this made me laugh so hard lol

[Cerbi01]

it sounds like he's trying to poop out an awfully big 'tard'.

[jsDX11]

This made me laugh

[MrCKiwi]

Mytar-DDIII

[DrTheresaAwesome]

People who don't like this video are Mytardddiiiid

[8maxthemax8]

@DrTheresaAwesome masters of?

[ilikecheeseandvideos]

hnnnggg

[Poscopic]

Awesome bro, you're featured. Making money off of this. Brilliant!

[bibboXD]

are you in the bathroom while recording this? lol

[IndentYourFall]

@bibboXD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yujiosHERO]

crazy