Velveeta

[DWNmetalman777]

velveeta's actually good... when cooked with hamburger or grilled cheese. straight up, however, just LACKS. not just sharpness, it just LACKS.

[MrPman851]

yes they still make Velveeta.

[meghan42]

The days of Wonder bread and Velveeta are long over .... thank god!

[GZxModzz]

Velveeta is some nasty poor people shit.

[it8nky0u]

Where do you find old commercials like this?

[jamesmcashan1]

Krafty the Rat says: Millions of people are paid Trillions of dollars per year to change a decoration on a car or a picture on a box every 10 years. they get free hotels, trips, extra houses, retirement, medical, and nursing homes (for their family too). they use poor people for slaves and vacation prostitutes. they force us to buy their defective services to pay for it all. we get nothing. fake salt cheese and crippling strokes. go die in a gutter Kraft Foods. - james mcashan for US Senate

[jamesmcashan1]

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining.

And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining." (number 2 Billboard 1963)

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)" by Allen Sherman, to the music of Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours".

("cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily, and it makes a nasty stain upon your doily". - from multibillion dollar per year global Kraft Food group team.) we heard their trash millions of times. they have us trapped.

[508MASS378]

I havnt heard this in 20 some odd years and I just sung it word for word with a shit eating grin on my face :)

[cookieheart100]

who puts cheese in a pitcher in a cabinet!?!?

[alcockell]

@cookieheart100 "Lovely. Milky milky!" ANYONE remembering the Mary Whitehouse Experience will remember Hugh Dennis's character...

[cookieheart100]

@alcockell i dong get it

[cookieheart100]

guys guess what... im having pasta with parmesear tommorow for breakfast isnt that cool?

[jfrey1]

It's velveeta, versus cheddar, our velveeta, tastes like poop. Cheddar's lumpy, velveeta's runny, I think I'll go eat some nut & honey.

That is a song I made up when I was a little kid.

[Brock4560]

0:10 why the #@#$ are you looking at me? Oh well, I just eat my processed cheese product.

[squalidharlot]

@Iamspider  That's the only verse I remember as well!

[Gymgirl101100]

I sang this for a talent show lol

[iamspider]

I seem to remember a verse that goes "Cheddar's runny. Cheddar's oily. Cheddar drips off of your plate onto your doily." Am I the only one who remembers that one?

[kosauce]

yep, i bought some yesterday. it was glorious.

[StandUpAndSmile]

Yes they still make still stuff and it is mother fucking magical when making drunk nachos! VELVEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[abehammy]

What's the difference between this stuff compared to kraft singles? cause they sell velveeta in singles slice forms

[kwind2010]

The main difference is that with Kraft singles has more real cheese in it compared to velveeta which is made with a lot of powder. I know this cause I work at the plant that makes both velveeta and singles...

[nofoodforyou2]

oh man this is an abridged version. I miss "...cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily, it dribbles off your plate onto your doily...so when the cookbook.."

[jraoul715]

It's funny these queers fighting on YouTube lmfao...velveeta is awesome Mac nd cheese haha

[shmuli9]

The fact that it can exist, opened, in a unrefrigerated state, says VOLUMES about it. I think the box says "cheese food". I didn't know that cheese needed food.

[SwitchbladeKitty]

As a kid, I seriously thought if I bought Velveeta instead of using regular cheese, I could throw it into the microwave and it'd come out fabulously smooth and creamy. Naturally, I would have nothing but the best for my chilli cheese fries. I used it, and the crap tasted as pasty and second-hand as all get out. In terms of taste, it was the equivalent of watered down govt. cheese. Velveeta had LIED to me! I grew up that day.

[Gymgirl101100]

it melts better but it doesn't taste better:) it doesn't matter on looks it matters on taste

[beal81]

I want to hear the full version of this commercial! It was stuck in my head all day! :)

[SlashvsAdamSadler]

velveeta is good for grilled cheese

[GMRDUI]

Ugh, Velveeta tastes TERRIBLE. I don't know how people can eat that stuff.

[playboy03]

@GMRDUI

I wonder the same thing. Then it looks bad as well.

[abrahamWCE]

with hungry they can eat even moldy cheese

[Dx2x]

velveeta sucks.

[Target362]

Yes they do. Get out more

[JewBoyMethod]

apparently you dont go out much

[JewBoyMethod]

oh no sir i know i dont but im glad you admitted it you megadeth listening son of a bitch

[Kanubios]

I made some yesterday. Yummm.

[GekiTaqui]

xD LOL

[torridsaber]

chuck norris can make velveeta out of broken rims and childrens tears.

[Target362]

dude grow up

[JewBoyMethod]

Really your gonna tell other people to get a life even after what you do?

[torridsaber]

you cant say "grow up" and "dude" in the same sentence, Insult denied.

[Target362]

I just did. Get over it

[torridsaber]

Suck my dick, if you can get your mom off of it.

[Target362]

Real mature

[torridsaber]

If your going to respond, at least have a decent comeback.

[Target362]

and you call what you said decent.

Grow up little kid

[torridsaber]

Respond to this.

[torridsaber]

thats what i thought.

[redfox409]

Why did you say grow up little kid?

[Target362]

agreed

[sfbaygirl]

Velveeta was a guilty pleasure of mine as a kid lol. I loved it as a snack, or melted in a sandwich.

[HumanStrategy]

I just got raped in the face by a nostalgia brick haha

[thephantomplatypus]

what's the classical piece here again?

[allergiesstink]

I used to sing this to my son when he was a baby. He loved it.

That's why I remember the whole thing so well. ;)

[allergiesstink]

Our Velveeta

Melts so creamy

It improves your

Tettrazzini......

[Alexgeo4975]

I love the ladies smirk at 00:12. Classic.

[BurtonReingold]

Velveeta melts better than cheddar!

[acb06172005]

Where's the ad where they sing that song, "You may cook with some look-a-like stuff... BUT IT WON'T COOK ENOUGH LIKE VELVEETA!! They're thin, or their pale, or they'll run... But at least they got the shape of the box, right? BUT VELVEETA MARCHES ON!!!"

[burtmuh]

awesome ad, top score

[fetymann]

wait a min, this is the shortened version! Remember? "Cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily, it dribbles off your plate onto your doylie..." where's the full one?

[quirpco]

Two reasons why I love Velveeta: a) It tastes great, b) After letting it sit for about two hours, I was able to use it to fill the dents on my car.

[gameshowguy2000]

I remember this commercial, as well as the longer version!

[BlondeBardie]

WHAT THE F**K ???, is that Lucy Lawless singing that jingle?.

[chortleslug]

hehe. chunky cheddar. just think of what im thinking that crap was... >.> was it chuky cheddar, OR SOMETHING MORE?!?!

[lauramielle]

Thank you so much for posting!! I was about 8 years old too and I will never forget the "it's velveeta, it's much better, it's much better, than chunky cheddar" (this is in one of the longer ads) and then they pour the chunky globs of cheddar out of the pitcher...

So disturbing. Everyone thinks I made this song up. Oh I cannot wait to send this link to my sister. Now that I have proof, she owes me money! :)

[ReuWil]

There you go.  LOL.

[gerrenatl]

Thank you... I no longer have the mystery Ear Worm.. What year was this commercial?

[jimousine85]

God do I remember this commercial! Thanks for posting!

And gerrenatl, this is from 1990.

[ReuWil]

I was around 8 years old when the first version of this came out...and ever since then, even to today, when someone mentions "cheddar" this song comes back to being stuck in my head.

[mistaj5]

This commercial traumatized (sp?) me!!! I hate melted cheese to this day because of this.

[ReuWil]

LOL!

[ReuWil]

This song has gotten stuck in my head ever since this commercial everytime someone mentions "cheddar" - and I haven't seen this commercial in over a decade.

[lska]

This commercial was viral. I can even still sing the middle part that's missing here: "Cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily. It dribbles off your plate onto your doily. Our velveeta melts so creamy; it improves your tettrazini." :-D

[ReuWil]

Oh yes - I thought this seemed shorter. That was the 30 second version of this commercial.