5 Pound Stick of Sausage

[salow00003]

dick mouth

[HowardSpraig]

This Video got me SOOOOOOO000000000ooooooooo Excited---almost like the time when a 12 year old Monk kicked me in the teeth!

[SquiggMonster]

Ouch!

[thejoshfilms]

that was really funny!

[eire138]

HA!! Great stuff! Thanks to citizenkong for mentioning you!! Subbed!!

[SquiggMonster]

Thanks to him! YAY!

He's a great YouTuber in his own rights!

...and THANK YOU for the sub!

[hirevssss]

Merry Christmas Squigg,

may you have some joy tomorrow.

revssss

[popartproductions]

That stoty was a pisser!!! LOL!!! Draining the lizard!! Funny stuff, Time to TAKE A PEEK at your other vids. LOL!!! Regards, Pops

[SquiggMonster]

Thanks for the comment!

I hope you like the other stuff!

[NigelCrommwell]

public lavatories are a great place to meet people---hahahaha----great stuff If I knowed that was you next to me I woulda shook your hand.Imagine what woulda happened if you were in jail !

[citizenkong]

Nigel!!! you are a cheeky devil!!!

[smurfmanser]

no, not whiskers!

[redshorty71]

funny stuff.

[sandieblack]

oh lawd!

[chinolatino38]

i wanna play with your sausage

[BUTCHYKID624]

You are lucky he didn't get pissed off !!!

[MyRealityBytes]

OR pissed on!

[hyphen782]

great video

great character

just great, really...

laughings easy when im watching your videos

[KarateChopWonder]

ROFL omg dude you need to be a comedian on comedy central xD

[BarringtonChannel]

Hi Barrington here yes James other crazy channel and subscribed with this channel two.

As a 62 years old flirt I would not even look at 5 pounds of sausage. LOL

[SquiggMonster]

Thanks for subscribing!

[bedoboy]

Pipilly sent me here and I laughed too, hillarious, subscribed check out my channels.

James

[SquiggMonster]

Thanks for the sub!

[Spammyguy712]

A five pound sausage huh? I'll bet he's popular! I hope you didn't laugh like that at him! Poor Whiskers, he gets blamed for everything!

[SquiggMonster]

Damn cat shouldn't be wearing my glasses while running around the house!

[BearMate]

five pound twizzler - LMFAO. only you could think of something like that. i gotta remember that one...

[SquiggMonster]

I'm trying to FORGET it!

[ch4pman94]

u fucking gay boy, u dont look u perv. get urself off the net u fat fucking gay shit!

[SquiggMonster]

There are many brands of decaffeinated coffee on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

[BattlefieldDoktor]

drain the lizard ... hehehehe ... You broke your glasses LOL

[SquiggMonster]

It was a surprise to me just as it was to you.

[ervicito77]

HAHAHA, the lens popping out of your glasses just about made me laugh so hard!

Drain the lizard? LOL, that's the first time I've heard that term. Spank the monkey, drain the lizard... with all this animal cruelty, PETA is gonna have a field day with this one :P j/k

[SquiggMonster]

I beat Whiskers at least twice a day with my ruler.

[bowlingballout]

Freaky.

If a guy wants to wash his car with his scepter, I don't see the problem.

[SquiggMonster]

Yeah, me neither...but I'm not gonna ride with him.

[redact11]

Mother of God...

[SquiggMonster]

I left you speechless.

You're welcome to come back later when you think of something to say.

[xRemx]

it takes balls to peak at a man with a five pound sausage.

[SquiggMonster]

Hell, I wasn't PEEKING at it, the damn thing nearly jumped out and BIT ME!

[azh01e]

Did you.... like his sausage?

[SquiggMonster]

I would hate to carry that damn thing around all the time.

[azh01e]

but you wouldn't mind helping him carry it, right?

[darklingsky]

LOL omg Now that was funny. Giggled so hard I now need to pee.

[SquiggMonster]

Be careful!!

[NewYorkGardener]

You are the Best !

I Love you, but not in a 5 pound sausage way!

[SquiggMonster]

Thanks!

I'm not 5 pound sausage gay, or any gay for that matter, but I'm sure you already know this.

[canadianstudmuffin]

Five pound Twizzler... :P

[SquiggMonster]

I don't even like the regular size twizzlers.

[tamtam1669]

Oh No! Whiskers is a very bad kitty! LOL

[SquiggMonster]

That will be the last time I ever let Whiskers wear my glasses again.

[maiyana45]

I would have looked too, but that's just me! lol :)

[SquiggMonster]

After I looked, the guy looked like he was gonna konk me on the head with it!

[iseehaters]

ahahahahaha why did you look at it lol

[SquiggMonster]

I don't know. I wish I hadn't.

Now I can't get that image out of my head...

...it was like a third arm just hanging there.

[courtnoogin]

haha "i broke my glasses!" so funny

[SquiggMonster]

Welcome back, stranger....missed ya.

[courtnoogin]

aww.. haha im always around =]

[SquiggMonster]

Are you up to making a singing vid soon?

I hope....?

[courtnoogin]

sure haha what shall i sing?

give some suggestions. =]

[SquiggMonster]

There is one song I'd like to hear you sing, but I don't know if you have heard of it.

It's by a group called Saving Jane and the song is: Come Down To Me.

[SquiggMonster]

...but anything would be fine, I just like hearing you sing.

[kateam1975]

LOL:)

[SquiggMonster]

Thanks for the laugh!

[jesuswonthelottery]

penises, then the ruler, hmmmm

[SquiggMonster]

No, I'm not gonna measure it!

[stukeck]

You might need that ruler Hoser... he he he

mumbled pappy....

[SquiggMonster]

I'm not getting anywhere near that 5 pound Twizzler!

[TheMarMar]

To funny.....and btw....Never Been Kissed....cute movie

[SquiggMonster]

I'm a HUGE Drew Barrymore fan...well, maybe huge isn't the word...I'm a BIG Drew Barrymore fan.

[TheMarMar]

Same here.....I have been a fan ever since ET...I love watching her movies.

[Pippilly]

hahahahha I have so got to fave this after watching it again hahahahhaha! You are so getting featured on my front page ROFL!

[SquiggMonster]

Thank you , Thank you, thank you!

[Pippilly]

I haven't laughed so hard at a video in a bloody long time!!! Hahahahhahaaa!

[SquiggMonster]

Glad you liked it!

[theimfamousnoah]

that poor cat.....give him the ruler...just dont drain the ole lizard on him k?

[SquiggMonster]

Poor cat? I've been tellin that cat for weeks to stop wearing my glasses!

[jebbi3]

Lmao the lens falling out was great. Hope all is well.

[SquiggMonster]

Damn glasses...now I have to buy some new ones.

I hope the Goodwill store has another pair!

[peglol]

"drain the lizard" OMG  lol!!!

[SquiggMonster]

It's a new one on me to...I don't know where this stuff comes from.