Parkour Parkour Brooklyn

[iMasterMonk1483ee]

Ugh.

[thenewaeon]

Parkour Parkour: The Great Salt Flats.

[chosentonessournotes]

I wanna see fuckin Parkour Parkour Moon. Or Parkour Parkour Mt. Everest.

[esarratt06]

awsome flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

Prequel to parkour parkour Brooklyn:

Parkour parkour Hawaii

[MrSuperBacon]

@Genetic245 IT'S PORN...

[Cheetah1251]

I'm surprised Slowbeef didn't comment on the Metal Gear music in the background.

[IXIFatTonyIXI]

FUCK NO! The game used MGS 2s main theme, fuck that.

[Groudon0199]

At first, I thought the ending of the game wasn't a realistic parkour maneuver. Then I remembered that this is parkour parkour.

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

The sound effect sounds like going into VATS in Fallout 3 and NV

[MalamiteLtd]

BREAKING NEWS

A U-Haul truck driver and two nearby civilians have died after his truck crashed into a Brooklyn hotel.

The driver was said to have lost control after an unknown parkour-parkour performer jumped onto and over the vehicle, causing him to panic momentarily, nearby witnesses say.

The performer is still at large.

Police sketch artist's rendition ---> O

[IamAlan1149]

yeah, this is a good game. try making one yourself douchbag

[Davtwan]

@IamAlan1149 You don't need to be able to make games to be able to judge games. Take a joke.

[steveharley0345]

@IamAlan1149

Best be trollin' coz this game looks boring as fuck..

[Goldbloodeddragon]

I am flying around my room as I'm typing thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

[angelbooky61]

I'm 99% sure the song that played is MGS 1's main theme, and the sound effect is from that too.

Also, why Parkour Parkour? Why 2 of them?

This game still isn't as good as Running Running Staten Island, though.

[coolboyzoom4541]

yo,that's song is metal gear solid you fat ass bitch!

[ggamer2004]

Wow I actually played this a while back. I hated this game so much.

[driverx241]

2:04 Say, if it isn't my old nemesis, A TRUCK.

[JasperChalks]

I think I've figured out why it's called parkour parkour instead of just parkour. It's because it's so bloody repetitive.

[SilverhawkPX45]

to be honest, I'm impressed with the game itself. The concept is flawed, but the execution is quite good. The mechanics of click/drag/roll over are a good idea for a something as small as a flash game

[Adamskaish]

Remember when Snake jumped from building to building and did a backflip against that car?

Neither do I.

[EternalGuardian07]

@Adamskaish Then you haven't played The Twin Snakes. lol

[blader09111]

Some people say The Force Unleashed was Quick Time Events: The Game

They should see Parkour Parkour Brooklyn.

[MikePSPlayer]

Wait was that MGS2 main theme?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Eh, it looks like an okay game.

[dubcscooters]

HAHAHA YES!!!!! Fucking SICK!!!!!!!

[Grogum]

On now: Parkour Parkour Brooklyn, guest commentated by:

-Slowbeef Slowbeef New Jersey

-Diabetus Diabetus Alabama

Up next: Stupid Reviewers Stupid Reviewers Newgrounds

[mrsoultwister]

parkour parkour great plains ROFL

[Brannich15]

PARKOUR PARKOUR BROOLYN RAGE!

[BurntFrost]

It's not actually parkour parkour, it's Parker Parker. See, if you put in a secret code, you get a secret level where you take pictures of Spider-Man.

[SylvanLynch]

2:30 the little parkour parkour guy laughs at you for clicking play again

[slashermaster28]

I for one kinda enjoyed this game simply because it reminded me a lot of those old laserdisc games, you know, those hard-to-control ones animated by Don Bluth? (I know there were others, but the Bluth ones are the only ones you can get on DVD)

[Kezza237]

Parkour parkour parkour? Parkour parkour.

[sentient02970]

OMGGG!!

[UberRusty]

@sentient02970 FUCKIN SICK!

[Mr00Ted]

@UberRusty

FUCKIN SICK!!

[mawknation]

I like how parkour has become one of those go-to things that internet coolkids like by default. A distinction it shares with gasmasks, anime cutscenes, and fingerless gloves.

[bloodriotiori]

@mawknation i LOOVEEEEE me some fingerless gloves :D

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@mawknation i like gas masks.... ;~;

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

@mawknation Gasmasks and fingerless gloves remind me of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. although I'm not sure why the fingerless gloves remind me of it, then again they remind me of a lot of things.

[thewiininja]

This is the sequel to Heavy Heavy Rain.

[TAGMOMG]

Parkour Parkour Why Does Newgrounds Still exist?

Parkour Parkour P.S:

Parkour Parkour Overly Long Gag.

[Ponicalica]

Quick Time Event Quick Time Event Brooklyn.

[kingbooforums]

1/5

[iamathousandapples]

I love Drag a Circle Onto Another Circle Brooklyn!

[TAGMOMG]

Parkour Parkour Running Gag.

[zzyzx0788]

I just noticed who slowbeef's voice reminds me. It reminds me of Bill Hader from SuperBad (the cop opposite of Seth Rogen). I don't know why, but his voice reminds me of his so much

[psychosiris]

I like how you fuck up and blame the game for it. I've literally never seen anyone fail this game before.

Still, can't argue that it's shit.

[LaLumine]

Parkour Parkour Why Does This Exist.

[moneymandate]

Newgrounds standards are so low, you have to dig for them

[laughingfurry]

@moneymandate

I say it's more like the Newgrounds community has really weird standards. I saw some good stuff get into the top five, but they do eventually get replaced by dancing penis monsters or something similiar.

Maybe that's why I only go there occasionaly now.

[EthVortexShield]

parkour parkour haitian relief effort

[Natendo64]

fuck this game I made a better one! parkour parkour PARKOUR brooklyn!

[Icerama108]

This game is awful.....

[narutorendan6]

@Icerama108 Parkour Parkour awful.

[SpamNapkin]

parkour parkour long island

[UkConnor]

2:08

You are the truck who killed my father!... I must avenge him... by doing PARKOUR!!!

[p3ngu1n48]

not parkour

PARKOUR PARKOUR!!

[UkConnor]

PARKOUR PARKOUR BROOKLYN!!!!

[Icerama108]

Artistic or Autistic?

[Agentbromsnor]

What is autistic according to you then?

[Icerama108]

This.

[zioz99]

i love slowbeef saying FUCKIN SICK!!!!

[TheSteakJustice]

It's depressing that this is currently on the front page.

[nintendonut888]

I was disappointed that the phrase "par for the course" was never used in this. :P

[Habbcrack]

"im literally flying around my room while im commentating this" LOL

[AmazingL4rry]

I had no idea anyone still visited newgrounds, that site is looooong past it's glory days and by the large part even they weren't all that great.

[Natendo64]

The game would work better if the circles appeared without game breaks and you had to click them at the right moment.

[KingChing]

Maybe = Mby? WHAT THE HELL? You have to be a special kind of stupid to make that up.

[Bladedlightning]

Parkour Parkour must be New Yorker for Hooliganism. Seriously, there should be old people throwing flower pots at the guy with quicktime events based on that.

In fact, the truck is the only thing with a grudge against this guy. Maybe they're from rival gangs.

[VysetheTard]

I can't wait to play this on the Wii Wii.

[tuckandroll622]

Haha you said wee wee.

[sagacious03]

Geez, how did such a simplistic game get 5th place? All it is, is "click here" to progress. And what kind of name IS Parkour Parkour Brooklyn?! Is it supposed to be a pun on "hardcore"?? And what the hell does "Parkour" even mean anyway?!

[MetalMarioFist]

It was probably the 5th and last thing that was uploaded that day.

[Roxfox]

Well, it's not really a sport... And serious parkour performers don't really run on rooftops because that's stupid and dangerous and probably illegal, but yeah.. Something like that.

[Crawldragon]

Am I the only one who sees the irony in game review parody artists doing a game review? :D

(to be fair, it's much better than any of the stuff you parody XD)

[POOPTURTLE]

This could've been much better if the clicks and drags actually had to be in real time instead of the whole "freeze time" nonsense. Even then, I don't think it would've been that great.

[SenseiLeRoof]

Uh, no.

Parentheses and brackets are different.

Parentheses: ()

Brackets: []

Braces: {}

[Ponicalica]

Parentheses and braces are types of brackets.

[cocolabouto]

@NxCy Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[iherduliek]

nice mgs theme

[SpamNapkin]

REMIX

[creatorofGandP]

the sucky thing about this game that seem to be miss is the mgs remix that plays through out and the hatred of remix that tell it self that it's a remix.

[ladyluuuck]

lol

[1andonlyWojjan]

5/6 of the last comment is between brackets (I don't even get how people can do that. Brackets are for additional info or thoughts and that alone. Kids these days, huh?)

[1andonlyWojjan]

Bah, humbug!

[sygnus5]

To be fair, it never said you were doing parkour, it said you were doing parkour parkour. There's a difference. I know because I'm a parkour parkour expert.

[nopushbutton]

Wow!

To avoid the van which he is in front of after falling TWO STORIES ONTO ASPHALT without a scratch, he jumps to the level of the hood of the van (which of course wouldn't actually soften the impact at all, he would have just gotten smashed by the windshield), flips OVER the TOP of the van while SPINNING IN THE AIR, and falls facefirst on the asphalt.

"Parkour Win!"

[JoeAJ91]

Yes, do what I want instead of what YOU want on MY channel. This is not the retsupurae I own, if you don't buck your ideas up and stop doing what you want you will lose me, RABBIDGamfan as a subscriber. I highly doubt you want that to happen, I'm a very important guy on Youtube!

[SaladofStones]

Its a logical extension, first you review bad reviewers, then you review bad (or decent) games and look at the reviews. The idea is that the critical acclaim these games are getting are unwarranted. But this is pretty much the essence of retsuprae in its most unironic form.

Its also unironic that you unironically made that comment. Unironically enough to be similiar to the ending rap of Call of Duty Modern Warfare. I smell fuel for retsupurae

[AlbertWesker47]

Then what the fuck are the Navgtr videos doing here?

[TotalHalibut]

I, for one, am here for only true, 100% pure Retsupraes.

[Mysterious0Bob]

You can only rip on nerds talking over games footage for so long. There's a lot of shit on the internet that needs to be demolished besides LPs.

[noqa]

They're taking a break from all the RPing until there's enough of them to tear a new one.

[AlbertWesker47]

I think it's more along the lines that Arm4g3dd0nXX faggot practically made the whole team burnt out.

[notyoursavior78]

FUCKIN SICK!!!

[notyoursavior78]

LOL I didn't even know what Parkour was until these guys. This video is pretty damn funny.

[DaBigmac824]

Actually parkour is martial arts for pussies

[TheGreatSvenster]

X-TREEEEEEME pussies.

[DroneR00]

Inb4 Fat Fuck.

[MGuniverse]

you guys have a mac right?

[SuperRex104]

You ever say a word so many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore?

No? Then you don't know Parkour Parkour Brooklyn, bitch.

[TheUnown7]

This is just like Assassin's Creed in modern time without the killing...

[EMike07]

So, basically nothing like Assassin's Creed

[justinbrosam]

So (according to QueenieZ) it's just like a monolith!

[Jrezky]

lmao parkour fail!!!

[p3ngu1n48]

PARKOUR!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH

[sophiemichele]

Loving these Newgrounds videos!

[LolTater]

It's like I'm really playing RE5.

[Brolydog]

On the tags for this video it says "Pause Button is Broken"

[Skaarj11]

cine se da la femeia sa aiba grija ca o sa dea de belea

[LegendarySock]

PARKOUUUUURRRRRRR

[Bear5177]

Not just parkour, Parkour Parkour BROOKLYN! ;D

[TBrogren]

Man Now i have to get my Parkour Parkour on. It's maddening.

[ImaSlicedLemon]

Parkour Parkour Castrop-Rauxel

Parkour.

[pottdjur]

FUCKING SICK

[schmidtyrevolution]

*insert faggy pun about parkouring and parking here*

[barghesteldark]

U-haul trucks are a parkour parkourist's natural enemy enemy.

[OfficialMC2]

The word "Parkour" is now stuck in my head

[Strawberrycock309]

You mean Parkour Parkour.

[snelfiisk]

Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Parkour Brooklyn

[NamratsTheStarman]

I think this game would be better if they interjected that You Parkourin' AWFUL

[Irockman1]

This game is nowhere near the quality of Interpretive Dance Interpretive Dance Manhattan.

[ZineappleVids]

I still think that Jumping Jumping Philadelphia is way better.

[Unknownhero1423]

I wonder how the guy who made this gets to work everyday. Does he have like circles painted everywhere in his home and in his car, and for some fucked upped reason on the roads?

[ssjbrolly3]

parkour parkour mustafar

[journeythroughhell]

Okay, what the fuck is the main character doing at the start of the level?

What a twisted game.

[bmylyzgtsqyfw]

And now the student has become the Parkour Parkour

His new title is Parkour Parkour slowbeef

[soopamariogalaxeee]

Wow, that game actually looks cool. This concept may become the next best live action flash game for consoles.

[MSkull01]

This game doesn't look half-bad, but it if where a bit longer, it would have been great, in my opinion.

[ExterminatorElite]

The sequel will be Parkour Parkour 2: Parkour Atlanta Parkour.

[popcornboy10]

The word Parkour is now stuck in my head. Thanks Guys.

[Sye909]

Parkour Parkour Saskatchewan :D

[phonephreak69]

FUCKING SIIIIICCKK!!!!

(but on a personal note I miss the sound of billy's voice, and the personal stories he would tell us about his family.)

[Audity31]

YEAH, MAN!!! FUCKING SICK!!! IT'S RIGHT ON!!! (i love rp's pointing out of the abrupt parenthesis in an otherwise intense comment. text-commenters really need to think before they structure their work.)

[xXBR4D3NXx]

parkour parkour atlantic ocean

[phonephreak69]

I'm guessing they misinterpeted the Office episode where they say "HARDCORE Parkour "

[DeisticBrace]

Coming to DSi ware spring 2010.

[LegendaryMotives]

parkour parkour great plains lol

[fluffyman85]

There is just no replayability to stuff like this, after you click and drag circles what is there to do?

[Evan121991]

I like the part where he jumps the radiator. It's so not worth it.

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

"Parkour fail."

I think you mean Parkour Parkour fail... In Brooklyn.

[7Comic7mischief7]

HARDCORE PARKOUR

[fatmanfiftythousand]

There are two things I will never understand...parkour or why people NEED TO FLASH GAMES BASED ON IT.

[pantslesswrock]

Okay, I just actually played it, and dear God the soundtrack is AWFUL. Just having someone say the word "remix" over and over to some Garageband loops does not a remix make.

[IXIFatTonyIXI]

@pantslesswrock That's a remix of the metal gear solid 2 theme. -_- (which is blasphemey)

[pantslesswrock]

Eh, this is the best thing from Newgrounds they've done yet. I mean, it wasn't that bad. It was mindless, but short, and actually looked like it could hold my attention and be slightly amusing for 60 seconds.

[Predysipe]

These backgrounds are so realistic, it's like he took a picture and added that stick figure, but he didn't! This is such a realistic game!!!!

/sarcasm

[CrushTheHaters]

Ah, making a flash game based on quick-time events, the worst part of videogames today and one of the few flaws of great games like Resident Evil 4 and the God of War series. Surely, this is the greatest flash game ever made.

[GamerUntouch]

Barkour Barkour Prooklin

[anonymous1101101]

I'm loving your guys new stuff.

[SamuraiFoochs]

PULSE POUNDING ACTION

(For people with congenital heart disease)

[5hoo]

Wow, I feel like I'm actually doing Parkour Parkour while watching this! Maybe the separate paths, awesome slow-motion and the fucking point of Parkour will be in the sequel ('cos every newgrounds thing has one)... I wonder what city we'll be parkour parkouring next.

[prahanormal]

Newgrounds is a shitty shitty site.

[Dekkard5]

so.. newgrounds has lowered its standards?

[W4lkingTarg3t]

>implying newgrounds had standards to begin with

[KingPHONICS]

you aren't on 4chan you fucking turd fuck i hate you

[narcolepticchairftw]

Hello, /v/. Fancy meeting you here using greentext on a site that doesn't have it.

[evildwarf]

it didn't have any to begin with

[Mast3rFr3aky]

What is that stick figure doing at the start? It better not be what I think it is.

[SenseiLeRoof]

It's playing Masturbate Masturbate Brooklyn.

[Gregunit]

I would give this video a 5 but I'm still upset about not having a girlfriend.

[AdvanceSockem]

meh... I'll give this video a five.

[justinbrosam]

Shit. I'm giving this a 10.

[KiWiCrappy]

i agree, that game looks like crap... o.O

[Valna77]

that was short

[Quate32]

I'm angry at this U-Haul Truck!

[Kymario514]

Hi quate

[Quate32]

ohai kyman

[GreatestMKfighter]

FAWKIN' SICK!!!!!

[balwinder345]

I want my Parkour Parkour Queens. Thats the hardcore parkour......parkour. Also, am I crazy, or was a fucking remix of the mgs theme playing during this "game".

[Naeneko77Inikina]

A-yep.

[balwinder345]

God...damnit, Newgrounds....