Batman and Superman in 40 Year Old Virgin You know you're gay

[Gambitgirl1974]

you made spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread.

shit, now i'm hungry.

[azuremlk]

*virgin. Whoops lol.

[azuremlk]

I love 40 year old version. This scene worked perfect for these two characters lol

[MusicMuffin69]

This video + my life = complete.. :')

[Deadmancrawler]

u no how i no your gay? u no wat a dick taste like LMaooooooooooooo!!!

[KazokuMugiwara]

This is good!

You know how I know you're gay? You are reading comments on youtube.

[jessexchrono]

"Just jump in, dick first."

LOL

[Joni30Stm]

BATMAN LIKES COLDPLAY LMAO

[AFinleyProductions]

which justice league episode was the car seen from

[Corellality]

@AFinleyProductions it's the Justice League episode that has Amazo in it for the first time.

[RaaasNG]

yea but all 3 of those things comprise the musical rent. lmfaoo

[mrmacross]

Funny thing is that Superman wears blue track pants, and the utility belt is a glorified fanny pack.

[swirledelixir1]

:This is funny but Batman's not gay...not too sure about Superman...loool jk, there's Lois Lane. But really, there are too many women Batman's dated and even has a son with Talia.....

[NeoDMC]

@swirledelixir1

You are saying that the man who has been married to Lois Lane for over a decade, is gay.

And in the same sentence you also said that the man who has been seen mostly with not one, not two, but three different little boys in red/green tights in the past half century...is straight.

I know you went back and said J/K but I think you honestly believe this...

[swirledelixir1]

@NeoDMC I did say there was Lois Lane after adding the "jk" part, and I was serious about that. I never mentioned anything about the"Robin's"...I clearly typed "women". I know how wrong/gay the concept sounds....why would you even go for little kids if you've got tons of good-looking women lining up to date you?

[crazymime]

gay detective stories, that line worked so well

[agentfubar]

16 people don't know you're gay.

[sonofsueraf]

the first thing that came to my mind is "what's superman and batman doing in the car?" O_O creepy

[HangZhien]

Seth Rogen as Batman is fucking brilliant

[TSanMig]

this is fuckin' hilarious!!!

[Juultjuh]

"You know how i know that your gay?"

"Because you are gay"

[DestructoMonkey]

Is this some extended cut version of the dialogue? I don't remember this shit at all.

[mgatti82]

@DestructoMonkey just the DVD extras.

[JoshyxXxWoshy]

@DestructoMonkey all DVD features man

[JDHornski]

You know how I know 13 people are gay?

[kakashi76767]

very nice! bravo!

[MrChezwick91]

"you know how i know you're gay?

your wearing babu blue track pants"

"yeah i gotta give you that one"

ROFL LOL LMAO

[grumpytosnowwhite]

Can't...stop...*wheeze*...laug­hing...XD

[anonymosityKAnnie]

There should be a movie called "How I Know You're Gay". Instant comedy hit.  How has this not happened already?

[Juultjuh]

@anonymosityKAnnie because thats gay

[Corellality]

wlkrtxtnger69 and 2wingo...thanks for making my post a lot more funnier. PS

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@Corellality It's what I do.

[Kingtimes1]

Fucking funny

[LarryArtsProduction3]

Coming To Theaters in 2020

Batman: The Freaking Funny Version

Batman as Seth Rogen

[smrguysirman123]

@LarryArtsProduction3 yeah i think theres a movie like that now. its called green hornet =/

[HandsomeDynamite]

This is genius.

[BNAG1019]

coldplay is gay xD

[Boobtoob2]

OMG! This is the funniest shit. EVER.

[gweddle]

13 people are gay

[angeltosome]

It actually sounds like a conversation they would have. Batman does research everything and Superman would assume Batman would write a detective story.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

Batman: Know how I know you're gay?

Superman: How?

Batman: You're wearing bright red briefs on the outside.

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how I know you're gay?

Batman: How?

Superman: Diana offered you her tits on a PLATE, and you turned her down.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingoBatman: Dude, she would crush my dick into a diamond.

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Batman: You know how I know you're gay?

superman: How?

Batman: You let Captain Marvel give you a reacharound.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: Know how I know you're gay?

Superman: How?

Batman: After I fucked Lois Lane she told me that she 'just knew'.

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: I had no choice but to hold back! I could've killed her!

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: So in order to protect her, you couldn't get it up?

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how i know you're gay?

Batman: How?

Superman: You slide down a pole and live with a teenage boy.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: You know how I know you're gay?

Superman: How?

Batman: You find a hot blond chick from your home planet and decide that she's your cousin.

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how I know you're gay?

Batman: How?

Superman: You still haven't banged Catwoman.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: know how I know you're gay?

Superman: How?

Batman: You can't tell that I fucked Catwoman in your house. On several occasions.

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: Remind me to take back that house-key I gave you. You know how I know you're gay?

Batman: How?

Superman: You dress your teenage ward in chainmail briefs and a vest with a fucking button-up collar.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: Know how I know you're gay?

Superman: How?

Batman: Two words: pink kryptonite.

[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how I know you're gay?

Batman: How?

Superman: Batgirl told me you keep turning her down.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: She's just pissed because I cheated on her when she was at college with Catwoman. And Poison Ivy. And Talia al Ghul. And her roomate. Know how I know you're gay?

Superman:How?

Batman: You're weakness is a pointy rock.



[2wingo]

@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: A RADIOACTIVE pointy rock. Know how I know you're gay?

Batman: How?

Superman: You took off your shirt to fight Ra's Al-Ghul when there was absolutely no reason to.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@2wingo Batman: You know how I know you're gay?

Superman: How?

Batman: Your ideal refuge from the world, is in the fucking Arctic, has no women, and has you alone with a male robot.

[CallOnMe921]

@wlkrtxtnger69 @2wingo - I'm dyin' here. Lmfao

You two are geniuses. XD

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@CallOnMe921 Honestly, this is one of the nerdiest things I've ever done, but I love it

[CallOnMe921]

@wlkrtxtnger69

Nerdy? Nah. Jus' cause you like something of this particularly variety doesn't make you nerdy.

[wlkrtxtnger69]

@CallOnMe921 I agree with you there, but what makes me nerdy is that I know the mythology of Superman and Batman so well that I could make 100 more of these jokes.

[tiga92001]

@2wingo lol because shes about

17 - 18 years old and bats is like what 30 -50 or something

[fayeslover]

You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay

[Bond335]

the funny thing is I can totally see Batman and Superman arguing like this, since they're opposites like that.

[flabslapper]

this fits so well!

[Insanegamevids]

pause at 5:18

[JyharriAhmed]

"You know how I know you're gay?"

"How?"

"You're wearing baby blue track pants."

"Ok I'll give you that one..."

XD

[JayCharisma24]

lmaooo i love it when balls are in my face LMAOOOOOOO!!!

[teknekflozart]

Paul Rudd almost sounds like the real guy that does Superman's voice.

[JimmyBond00912]

I think Superman got the gay treatment when it came to his movies. All of his movies are gay except for Superman: The Movie (1978) and while Batman's movies (Batman 1989-Batman & Robin 1997) were gay too...In my opinion Warner Bros made up for that with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.

But Warner Bros won't get a chance to make up for their critical and commercial Superman failures until 2012 at the latest.

[angeltosome]

Rudd and Rogen improvised the whole thing.

[theLyricsSuck621]

hahaha I knew it! These guys are hilarious

[xxashyy]

Not funny.

[ReptaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

jump in dick first. lmao

[brainstem46]

LOL a glove full of jelly will move

[Marcell2aG]

"You know how I know you're gay?

Your dick tastes like shit."

LMFAO

[drroxxo1]

@Marcell2aG That's gay!?

[sidewinder2132]

@Marcell2aG You know how I know you're gay? You know my dick tastes like shit...ZING!

[AgentNYPD]

hahahaha, ugh....I love batman hes my favorite but this is hilarious!!

[Radculas]

i just can't get tired of this lol

[theLyricsSuck621]

you're so gay

you're so fuckin gay

[XVanillaShakesX]

lmao this is great haha you know how i know your gay? your dick tastes like shit =P thats my fav one lol seth rogen... funny and sexy =)

[beck943]

LOL! and it's just a little like a dubbed Kung Fu movie ;-)

[Deliverance85]

I dont remember alot of this but its hilarious

[thebrawlstar]

i love it when balls are in my face. lol

[futurestar94britfan]

this is soooo funny!

"thats gay? fuck u!" LMAO XD

[LondonHyatt]

Well played, Good sir.

[lukepghpa]

absolutely brilliant...great job...my all time fave movie and comic book characters

[irman925]

Rudd and Rogan are fkin geniuses

[cicazshred]

That's fuckin' hilarious! Great Job!

[monstrolime]

lol seth rogen kinda looks like batman kinda!

[onikjohn3]

which ep?

[eurodance98]

Why does it flicker at 5:18? Someone stick in an inappropriate frame in there?

[rebellion101]

its just a screen of wonderwoman getting owned by some random asshole. nothing inappropriate

[Generalginger83]

ha hah! Thats so bad-ass!

[simpsonman956]

DUDE! Imagine if Batman and Superman actually had that conversation! That'd be freaking histarical! Thanx for posting this!

[Mcs0710]

Seth Rogen batman!? haha!!

[theETOkid1]

why not haha? he's gonna b the green hornet! lol

[legend281]

Freakin' awesome.

[whiteknuckles01]

awesome