Forklift Training Video

[SevenPairsPinky]

I wish I watched this video instead of our standard safety one.

[feegflang]

1.) Nein liften mennen on sie forkenliften.

2.) Nein stabben mennen mit knifen on sie forkenliftenboxen

3.) Nein starten forkenliften mit das creepermennen hand in sie forkenliften motorboxen

4.) Nein picken uppen wobbleybladen und slicen fattenmennen mit das wobbleybladen

5.) Nein whistlen at sie women mit sie sexy leggen, und stabben sie chainsawmennen und moustachemannen mit das forkenliften, und be all like "ach Scheisse!" else sie kopf silcen offen und sie chainsaw cut zie halffattenmennen!

[Nutzietheclown]

going for my license today :D

[SCUBONZIES]

people from Europe are fucking crazy man

[VEROmaniac]

Such is life operating a forklift.

[greysoulx]

This need captions.

[mintydog06]

fucking hilarious, its got a story main characters, plot development and a great ending

[2glocksmcgraw]

lol why can the U.S have such awsome videos. the video i watched almost made me shoot myself because it was so fucking boring

[NicoleJ85VA]

Wie geil. Soll ma einer sagen Deutsche sind net lustitch :D

[servi081]

diablos 

[pcfixhome]

jjj bad day jjj

[bruno640]

About time to promote poor-Klaus here to the rank of Plant-Superintendent, for the sake of EVERYONES'-safety.....!!!

[Guranga93]

Klaus R.I.P

[NicoleJ85VA]

Haha... Deutsche

[soulflower666]

3:50 Ouuccch!

[elr456]

Does anyone here know if forklift drivers make a decent salary?

[SuckMyAssBarf]

@elr456 I work for Maritime....I make 14.75 per hour and I work about 70 hrs per week. So yes...Forklift Drivers make a good salary.

[elr456]

@SuckMyAssBarf Sounds good. I live near the ports of LA and Long Beach in California. Would you say there are good chances of getting a forklift driver job here?

[SuckMyAssBarf]

@elr456 if you live near the ports then there should be a buttload of warehouses around there for you to apply to. You can also get certified for forklift operating before you apply...that would almost guarantee you a job. It did for me.

[MrDeeds1000]

I first saw this ten years ago on VHS when I became a FLT Instuctor, It makes the 7 Deadly Sins Video look like the Muppet Show,

[Darrenhale1]

Get that f ker off the forks !

[Despondentz]

The 'man pallet' is perfectly fine. We use it all the time.

[toms1266]

I feel like I just watched a Final Destination movie.

[antitoast]

@toms1266 It wasn't that bad.

[Jeansschwimmer]

Klaus' s 1st day at work would have ended after accident #1, with police and safety inspectors questioning him. When he keeps on maiming people you know that it is a parody. The producers were lucky indeed to recruit THE VOICE for safety films. Speaker E. Hoesgen had been the background voice of a TV-programme on road saftey, called "Der 7. Sinn"- "Your 7th Sense" . You hear him reading and think you are going to watch something serious until the knife drops and they all go for lunch.

[SaleemsGoreeWife]

How do u say Klaus is a dumb ass in German?



[itspeaks037]

internet tv - 1208

[commercialmats]

that was hilarious!

[itspeaks037]

World - Reference Contact

[neurosurgeongirl]

so stupid lol

[DaveC2729]

I took forklift training. American OSHA standard course. The videos were nothing like this. It would have been EPIC if they were... I swear, some Americans are such bloodophobic prudes...

The worst we saw in OUR training videos was where someone dropped a NUKE...

[thegrinchlovesme]

Those Germans are silly bitches.

[realtalk897]

i Don't remember a sequel to "The Final Destination"....... i must have missed it :)

[millionmilesaway222]

the funny part starts at 1:09 for anyone watching

[michoacan684]

funny but true!!!!

[theR1ddle]

What can I say, I died laughing!

[VerdugoCityRider]

Forklifts are smaller and heavier than cars, if one runs you over or ends up on top of you then your fucked.

[Quelthias]

My God! The manager looks like Stephen Harper!

[IrishBagel07]

Days Since Last Accident : 0

[dyeatts67]

seriously this is GREAT



[BestTits]

wtf this should have been a trailer after deathproof

[srussian]

LOL!

[mindlessgamer]

Lol awesome video on the basic do -not- for forklifts.

[inhumanundead]

It's not a real training video! It's fake LOL.

[alyfan1]

would you say they all earned "severance" pay? lol

[pahemasa]

you fired!

[dragons2k100]

in soviet russia, lift forks you!

[luckysod04]

should've had the ambulance chasing them off into the sunset

[PIMPINPOOH08]

WTF i wish they would show this at my work lol

[ronoc9]

@PIMPINPOOH08 if they show this at ur work, that would be a veru bad sign as too what could happen at ur work. lol

[PentagonBlack]

the single most dangerous warehouse on the face of the planet

[LeandroMuntendam]

hell mothafuckin yeah. why keep the german dude talkin, post this vid with a song from clit eater or some gore death metal band, whahahahahaha fuckin great vid LMFAO

[0x777]

@LeandroMuntendam

It's supposed to be like a traditional work safety video. And it does a pretty good impression, they really are like that in Germany. If you ever had to sit through one (they are about as boring as this video is in the beginning), you'd find it even more funny.

[BroomerShereKhan]

lmao!

[D17mann]

LMAO I've being looking for this video since i saw it first 3 years ago in Conductor training.

[pcgarbage]

da'da (yes yes)  BULLSHIT!!!

[PokemonTrainerJay]

hahahahahaha!!!!!! german workplaces are so gory!!!!!!

[asberry81]

This video made my day...I havent laughed so hard in a looong time. Thanks for adding this.

[Zeamus634]

So many health and safety violations.not using his horn when going through doorways and around corners, not using safety knifes, walking in a no-walk zone, putting a PALLET ON TOP OF THE FORKS!!!, and why is he putting a pallet in the racking when he's just cut the wrap off? carrying a sheet of metal without secure it, why are they using a chainsaw in a warehouse?

[Vajrasiddha]

Bloody Hell

[fuzia]

Lmao! win.

[Csp499]

Oh, Klaus...

[Dagger33]

Kill-Lift!

[xythestranger]

lmao that was class fair play

[ToastWins]

fuckin hell!!! if i see a man driving a forklift now, im gettin the fuck outta there!!!

[pididle]

Wow, being a forklift driver is like being a harbinger of death.

[twistedballs1]

this was funny as fuck

[twistedballs1]

hahahahahahahahahahah fuck iwas away to turn it off and just saw the knife in the head. FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryak1234]

Selfnote: Don't be a forklift driver.

[GunshyPigeon]

I saw this years ago!!!

I'm glad I've seen it again!! Epic!!!

[Anzariel]

omg, that video is so full of awesome

[sebekamse]

fuck this is so funny...

[synthwerk]

Klaus ist ein dummkopf!

[MarcoFreddoJacko911]

I don't envy the person having to file the health and safety reports after all these incidents!

[DanePax]

lmao @3.59

[akillies]

holy shite these are dangerous

[murad366]

fuck fuck - lol - what the hell is this vedio ??

i checked the vedio for some forklifitng lessons - and this i dont know what vedio didnt just distry my learning mood - it made me laugh like a pig having sex after years.....

really - WOW

[almajula]

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!

those germans are nutz

[cwitmer89]

"so dear, how was work today?"

"oh you know, the usual"

[mittparadox]

@cwitmer89 xD

[evelutionz]

how many ppl died on that work day.

[adogami]

LOL no wonder the krauts lost WWII!!!!

[darkyoda]

OOO, I love this video. I think the actual name is something like Gabelstapler Kalus. It's a really well put together video. To the point my old job used this as something of an example during our forklift training.

[HaudTerminus]

im never using a forklift EVER!

[dinratil]

yeah.... true Gore

[CrispyShambles]

Jesus Christ, it just gets worse and worse as it goes by.

[ducatinova]

wow, just wow

[SpongyOLlama]

Gott in Himmel! was war das? das ergab keinen sinn, wie Sheße

[notquiteindivisual]

absolutely worth it if you can get through the first 3:30 mins

[MattsVidsXD]

thought it was serious for the very begginning, the middle part of this vid just wow... haha!

[player00z]

Wow! Great Video. Straight to the point.

[denfilade]

Such a realistic portrayal of forklifts on the job =)

[RandomUsername010]

It's like Eli Roth directed a forklift training video.

[bigdud12345]

is this wat they really show u when u train to lift a forklift

[ScientologySucksAss]

Yes it is

[Th3Ch3m157]

ROFLMAO!!!! i jsut got done w/ a forklift certification class and this vid was in it (dubbed in english) holy hell i was crackin up thru the video!! i wasnt sure if i was supposed to take the vid serious or not but shit made me remember the name of the vid to watch it over and over again! damn man get the english dubbed ver! its the best!!!

[pittbull777adrian]

pasa esto a 10 videos si no tu maMA SE VA A MORIR EN 4 DIAS

[sdysdy]

swine flus got nothing on a german forklift

[RaNdOmGuY340]

lololololololollololololololol­oolol i watched it ages ago i loled sooo hard

[JOTG2000]

If only the sex education videos at school were this exciting I might of payed more attention.

[gregvs3]

I would have to say that klaus is a liability to the company.

[hueseph]

@gregvs3 Was a liability. After he lost his head, they'll never let him come back.

[TithonusSyndrome]

@gregvs3 You must be an insurance broker with keen industry insights like that.

[dcfcjord]

wtf that is really insane

[whiplash308]

aren't chainsaws fun?

[zaphraud]

My baby loves this movie, the bright colors are hilarious cause they look like the same uniforms that the little bulldozer guys have in his playset.

[nextbmxstar]

Gabelstapler Klaus!!

[Timsalt3100]

I watched this when i started my FLT training I thought I was watching the Chain massacare all over again at 1 point what the hell was the point of the chainshaw. oh well I passed my FLT test anyway even after being put off by this !

[mittparadox]

hehe.. grats on ur test

[drjoekidd08]

WTF

[mgr360]

Fucking hilarious

[dwainehohne]

HA HA HA HA!!! That is messed up but SO funny!!

[atjhsieh]

All in a days work.

[jakewiens]

that just kept getting better and better!

[nhprman]

The last minute and a half? OMG. This is very, very funny. Sehr lustig!

[taxmonkey123]

That was so disturbing.

[city0fevii]

I have my test/training next Wednesday x_x

[city0fevii]

lmfao.  7:23 :D

[BurningCrowStudios]

We've learned something today people...

[neurosurgeongirl]

@BurningCrowStudios yeah, stay away from Klaus

[bassman0013]

so thats how you run A FORKLIFT

[wweell112233]

OMFG

[chazdabest]

haha i have my forklift trianing tomorrow, haha i definatley know now that i wont be leaveing the forks half way and ill go really slowly lol i dot want any people stuck on the front of it

[fuckyouharrydurrant]

omg that is one of the funniest things i have ever seen lol, thanks for that

[yajstylez]

LOL!

[NathDre]

PMSL. I saw this last night on tarrant on tv. It actually made me cry with laughter

[antifugazi]

great video i was trained by this