SMBC Theater - Susie and The Internet

[MrLabraid]

This is obviously fake, there aren't any women on the internet.

[TheMo0z]

tits or GTFO!

[TheDarkKnight0333]

Wendy McColm is a sexy, sexy woman.

[musashihumar]

XKCD FTW

[ASDFGamma]

Am I the only one who finds it amusing that her fingers are not pressing the keys that match what she's saying?

[Emeraudus]

I've seen some shit.

[RisewingIndustries]

"Susie" looks just like Lily from How I Met Your Mother.

[Parsonal]

@RisewingIndustries I was about to comment that she looks just like Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but, you know - same actress!

[ThePullaMies]

I want to be the Internet and troll everyone now..

[s3amonkey]

Oh XKCD in the background...

[NameTaken1191]

@s3amonkey It's the one where the guy tells the news to stop saying "backslash" when talking about urls on air.

[NameTaken1191]

It's called Trade Expert, comic number 727. I don't know why i felt compelled to write this.

[Tullidar1]

Her falling on the floor screaming amused me.

[christopherxoxo]

lol vaseline, kleenexes and bacon..

[Kiensai]

Susie be fucking hot.

[jmaloney1313]

Vaseline next to the kleenex's...... I wonder

[fistsmcgee]

girlies love kittens jumping in boxes.

[aRawBlondeAngel]

did JP stuff his bra for this skit?

[gurkenhamster]

0:32 Yeah, what IS if a kitten has hypnotic power? Lets one think, doesn't it?

[irishtrash15]

Anyone else notice that xkcd was on the monitor?

[Omni315]

Have I just been rick rolled?

[WyvernZed]

This is the most accurate representation ever.

[Lucroq]

"Racist Cat is Racist"

[Quadraxis]

Worst is, it's true

[emmylikesjax22]

anyone else catch the XKCD @ 1:16 ? <3

[McNoah94]

The Internet is all powerful. As funny is this is, one must be very sober when it comes to the dealings of/with Anonymous and the Randoms of the Internet.

[vbwx]

I think the internet has beef jerky on the table.

[Lollocide]

@vbwx isn't that bacon?

Or Bacon rashers, that's what I thought, the internet must love bacon.

[leahcim165]

xkcd! Also tissues and lotion =D

[SerialOfSam]

Xkcd

[elementginger1]

4CHAN FUCK YEAH!

[elementginger1]

REDDIT FUCK YEAH!

[kelerla]

why's the internet wearing fake breasts?

[Cr42yguy]

XKCD!!!

[d4m4s74]

please, someone kill me. I wanted to say "touch him on the penis"

[adiaax]

its funny cause its true.

also, does she look like alyson hannigan or is it just me?

[VALIDUSERNAME1011]

i know her.



[sd4dfg2]

That's about the best Internet impression I've ever seen, he's awesome!

[ambifira]

she's also not typing what she is saying she is typing.

[kerplunkerfish]

WOO XKCD!

[ItsDeets]

WENDY!

[trekkiebaby]

I LOLED.

[Gig103]

I love the Rick Roll!

[henrikp2k5]

The "oh god, my eyes!" part was the best in terms of acting, sounded that her eyes really hurt :)

[nickstekar]

XKCD in the background! :D

[RatDude1996]

@nickstekar because XKCD is positive

[adas1023]

NOBODY ELSE LIKE THIS VIDEO!

[GoGoGoAnime]

1337 likes.

[peanutfoot]

I like how she's obviously using a Mac, but has a Windows cursor.

[smsff7]

was that a xkcd comic she was looking at?

[adneranous6]

JP has man-boobs, big ones. oh and the girl is hot, bring her back so i can fap and lol at the same time :D

[Inabj2]

Dear suzie I think your reallll nice!!

;)

[TheControIFreak]

i thought it was a  chick

[LordPylon]

I just ran a search on bunny rabbits.

[Abocreature]

I sense this video bringing about many a technophobe.

But it wins to hard to stay mad at it.

[huso622]

2:10 internet is nipping out.

[r12895]

xkcd in the background

:)

[theelectricllama]

xkcd!

[supergirltoo]

Anyone notice the Uglydoll in the background

[fabiobit]

Bring this girl back. She's pretty.

[lolomfgmen]

@fabiobit damn she's cute...

[LinkStorm88]

Bigger internet is better internet

[BloodyBobJr]

Why is the internet Such an asshole.. oh wait, it's because it's all of us

[DKAssasinIndy]

What is the song in the background from 0:50 to 1:00 ?

[loupax]

How many weeks does the internet have these ribs on the table?

[SusanoTengu]

Click 5 or 6 for disturbing things...

[MrAllenE]

whoa, whoa, whoa, she's hot! Where'd she go?

[unl1v3d]

How the fuck did the Internet gave a virus to an Apple?

P.S. - The internet should have send her to lemonparty(dot)org ...or to the kitchen. 

[JokkesenDK]

@unl1v3d Because the Safari-browser is the easiest of all the popular browsers to hack. (Record 5 seconds)

[EinherjarLucian]

@unl1v3d If you think macs don't have viruses you're pretty deluded.

[angeldemon952]

Was that xckd?! YAY!!!!

[andrics]

The internet got bigger breasts than the girl....

[13lackfriday]

@andrics have you seen the state of japanese animation??

[Zeralith]

@andrics Well...it's the internet. So um...of course it does.

[613TheEvil]

That girl sure can give mean blowjobs... ;)

[ThePancakejesus]

I think that instead of being a cardboard box 4chan should have been a many-armed monstrosity that even The Internet himself is scared of.

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

102 ppl Couldn't find lol-ballsdotcom

[AssholePatrol]

LOL when Susie got the Skype call I went to decline it ahahah.

[YNot1989]

You can't stop the signal.

[bloodwrage]

put susie in more vids

[ianflowforever]

I love this XD

And the worst part, that was a normal call, not a video call XD

[StrawberryBoy100]

Pause at 2:10, 4Chan bit the Internet's fingers off.

...I'm going straight to hell for saying that.

[SAlpsu]

@StrawberryBoy100 Holy shit, I watched every single one of these videos since the beginning and never noticed JP's fingers until now.

[mkzhero]

yup just about describes it.

[Dieromantic777]

love that shes reading XKCD

[TheeLinker]

-only for positive things, like Wikipedia, University Lectures, ways to find love online, annnd xkcd.

I like this plan.

[4ta2r]

SHEISSOCUTEOHMYGOD

[Studerthenstud]

heres a picture of a old Mans penis?

[dorminay]

He probably should have gained about 300 pounds for this role.

[PrinceofPersiaIuro]

Dear Susie,

Touch me on the penis

[armegeddis]

LOL XKCD. :3

[SlappytheNinja]

why is lolballs.com not an actual thing?

[tbardia]

this was the first video of smbc i saw i watch every video after this

[pedroetcr]

jp has massive bitch tits

[106627bg]

1:58 made my life.

Also props for the xkcd cameo.

[VannahWilson]

My favourite part is "OH GOD MY EYES! *falls off bed*" That's good physical acting. Actors make it all look second nature but to actually do what they do can be really demanding.

[Lollocide]

The funny thing is, this pretty much sums up my experience of the internet as a whole.

[DipierroProductions]

in the backround it said "racist cat is racist"

[ALUCARDRULES2]

O GAWD MY EYES!

[Kogerii]

I'm still surprised how popular the cosmo joke was.

This vid. inspires me to repost it with some gross images to troll smbc fans.

[TicTaxofElacon]

OMG wendy! touch me on teh penis

[ACDCISCOOLNESS]

& FREE MOVIES!

[dorminay]

JP should have gained about 200-300 pounds for this and done the whole sketch with his shirt off. The cape was ingenious though, as was the robot head.

[cooler9576]

OHH GOD MY EYES!!!!

[Rhukza]

INNANET BITCH

INNANEEEEEEEE---

[TheMikkiX]

Video was ok but I watched this just to see wendy =)

[HFGundam17]

@TheMikkiX I Watched This Twice, Once To Hear The Jokes, The Second Time Muted.

[ForbiddenWaffle]

SHE'S SO CUTE XD

[please1spare1me]

XKCDFTW!

[jazz5753]

Thumbs up if you watched this twice because Wendy McColm is fucking adorable.

[MalixAbyss]

Wait a second......is that the girl who destroys her ex-boyfriends Starcraft 2 beta key email? Among other things....

[Myto60]

Submit to his electronic torture, then touch him on the penis.

[DarthJackson2]

@manuel1471

No girls online? ;P Well this is quite the conundrum. I don't seem to have a penis, my mammary glands are enlarged and I'm bleeding through my non-penis hole.

I bid you adieu. ;)

[J14ngL00]

@DarthJackson2 ... You've been castrated?

[knails]

@manuel1471 well your right, because no girl would want to "get on" that internet!

[DipierroProductions]

shes hot

[RobotTickleFight]

INNERNET

[Elcolmoboy]

Besides that Wendy is a cutie, this video also rocks for several reasons, which I dont care to list. It is just simply AWSOME. Besides, you guys do a great job bringing (even more) joy to my otherwise happy life. Blessings from Hungary!

[harvestsun]

This is probably the best video I've ever seen on YouTube.

[orrin4]

HAAHHAHAHAH!!! Amazing!

[JavidOnd]

XKCD cameo = Win

[NinjerGabe]

WHO IS SHE?

[part2themovie]

4chan dumb fucks mess up 1/2 of google's search results, luckily what is releveant to these fagots interests seldom matter

[kleash]

reddit ftw

[HaxxorsProduction]

I am so going to dress up like the internet for Halloween lol

[part2themovie]

@HaxxorsProduction lol i love that you dont get this video is directed at fagots such as yourself. lol. Im gonna dress up like the internet.

@kaeta fuck you too

[HaxxorsProduction]

@part2themovie who touched you inappropriately?

[part2themovie]

@HaxxorsProduction autotroll . net

[Goldbloodeddragon]

A bowl of bacon? Want.

[MacBookHero]

WENDY I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES

no wait.... thats not right.... how does....

[ChrisVengeance]

I love Wendy McColm 

[Doom2Guy]

Where's my fucking bacon?

[xilibai]

xkcd ftw!

[fr3d420]

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a bluetooth headset

[Mullahgrrl]

@fr3d420 And vice versa!

[Agarath]

Oh god no dont drop her into 4chan!!!!! THERE WILL BE AN OCEAN OF CUM FROM ALL THE FAPPAGE.

[Geniferrose]

4chan box is priceless...

[pliskin100]

JP has massive tits, what the hell.

[666sv700]

fuck yea this is awesome

[Sarutahiko1]

2:10 love it everytime

[yodabelly]

I love how the background was xkcd

[BenBasgall]

Internet, bitch. Interneeeeeeee

[marz054]

She'd be a great Summerfriend

[peanutfoot]

Daww, the Uglydoll in the background. :3

[fdaen]

I dont care that I'm posting for like the 5th time in this video. This is truly the best one.

(still hold a lot of first love feeling for the Russian Roulette one though)

[NerdyCanadian]

I LOLD

[thebordox]

1 and 2. Come on. 1 and fucking 2!

[666shade]

@thebordox

Hurrr cuz everybody knows what /b/ is all about now because a box made a reference to an image forum.

[fdaen]

@thebordox

summerfriend?

No one broke 1 and 2.

[fdaen]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Is "Susie" (Wendy McColm) the "Crazy ex Grilfriend" of the Starcraft II beta key thing??

Just look up "Starcraft 2 Beta Break Up"

[kaiga9458]

@fdaen yea dude, she look's veeeeeeery simmilar, and the voice is like this same.

[trekkiebaby]

AWESOME :)

[drangonpunchbaby]

next party im dressing as the internet

[izzyreely]

The funniest thing about this video is the internet dude has BOOBS!

[Decca19]

what is the song at the end? When they show the whole "superpal" thing?

[NuklearWizard]

oh god I just noticed the tissues

[NinjaTeddeh]

@NuklearWizard & the vaseline next to it...

[RobbingDog]

If she's only using the internet for productive things, why is she browsing XKCD?

[CaptainFrostshock]

This is, by a long long longshot, the best of the SMBC videos. Thank you guys.

[blakelandrews]

Give it two seconds on 4chan and you've been fapped to 50 times.

[estonolodigo]

Internet and I have a love hate relationship. .

[BalsamicWeevil]

is that the bunny from minimum security in the background there

[TheAtheistKat]

and... BOOM! a lemon party!

[gibranmero]

its internet bitch!

INTEEERNEEEEEEET!!!

hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha­!!!

this one is my favorite yet!

[960random]

fuck the internet.

[stacylovesles]

Loved the 4chan box hahahahaha lmao

[fraseryt]

I love how "the internet" has bacon, lube and tissues on his desk and figurines on the shelf behind him...

[gamerunknown]

She didn't change clothes for a month...

Susie, you're waaay dirty.

[Emleingod]

I actually lol'd

[EssThree]

Going to be totally unoriginal and join the chorus of people saying "Hot damn, Suzie is cute!". Because INTERNET BITCH.

[pliskin100]

Dear susie

Please date me

please :(

[BlackBobby69]

She's cute, she has red hair - ZOMG it's Alyson Hanigan / Felicia Day / etc. Seriously? She looks nothing like them. She looks just like Wendy McColm imho. Great that is. Stop making ridiculous comparisons. And Internet, stop making those creepy YouTube comments while you're at it.

btw: The 4chan box is officially the best part of the video ^^

[anodyneinsect]

LOL