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  • press 6 for awkwardness...

  • Yeah..not bad actualy, but emm..i can do the same thing..may be more better than that..haha :D

  • It's futbol in Brazil , football in America and there totally different . Obviously . Soccer is an American sport to . People who comment on this get your facts straight .

  • "many other picnic for finishing"

  • Why the hell are British people on this video hating on Americans?

  • "hi i'm coming out the owner of goldman with soccer and i'm going to kitchen today proper schoolgirls." makes sense to me...

  • is that guy dancing ballet or what?

  • aha i was at a football course for 2 days (only girl) all the boys thought i was rubbish, turns out i can stike better than them, without even using this technique :D

  • @TinyFishyLover Do you know the offside rule?

  • @BajunKumar yeah, but it didn't matter cuz we were doing penalty shoot outs :)

  • 1:43 chicken flu CC

  • 0:55 swing your food at CC lol

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  • Why Am I Watching This?

  • Eff americans. Football is for the british. Americans have their own version of football.

  • @fifaforturnips i agree :D

  • @fifaforturnips yep they suck ass in our football

  • you look like and sound like luis nani

  • You knee gotta be ... Bend over

  • ITS FRICKIN FOOTBALL NOT FUCKIN SOCCER FOOTBALL FOOTABLL!!!

  • hate when people call it soccer its fckin football

  • what?''..you want to swing your food..'' also?

  • Torres needs to learn this.

  • i can kick harder thatn that

  • keep pressing 4 ! xD

  • "..and land on your chicken flu."

  • i am going to kitchen AHAHHAHAH :D

  • now with a keeper

  • how to do school girls.

  • This man is wearing a blue shirt.

  • hahahah, the ball isnt in the air all the time... from 7 metres.. lol.. whar a fakkin weeak noob..

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  • hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahaahha wtf is this

  • food...lol

  • 1:45 in the captions.  Chicken flu??

  • terrible if kicks and jumps. The idea is to kick and jump to that grace but emerges stronger. Come to Argentina and teach them.

  • he just taught me how to kick the ball with power. then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Basically to some up this tutorial .

    1. Run at the ball

    2. Kick the ball (hard)

    3. run around the pitch screaming "who are ya"

  • actually C. Ronaldo's shoots dun have a follow thru action.... =)

  • football*

  • that's a bad kick lol

  • oh thats how to strike a ball with power! i though you had to had to punch your shoulder blade!

  • אתה ישראלי ? יש לך מבטא ישראלי

  • lol

    

  • And you play for who?

  • monkeys saw videos

  • i can make it better ;)

  • "how to shoot like a bitch"

  • thts not even powerful? hahaha lame...

  • Step 1 : Kick with a power Step 2 : doesn´t exist

  • Hold Circle longer. :D

    

  • "football!!"

  • OMG wat rare knowledge!!

    next lesson, its not soccer, its FOOTBALL!!!

  • thank you :)

  • NO I dun wanna approach the ball in an angle

    I dun wanna take my foot/leg all the way up there

    I dun wanna swing my foot as fast as i can

    I dun wanna point my toes down and lock my ankle

    I dun wanna hit it in the middle of the ball

    I dun wanna lift my toes

    I dun wanna help with my opposite foot XDDDDD

  • q lixo é esse ?

  • @Henrike0091 english

  • when is the ball going to be still for that amount of time??

  • press 6.......he does this when he kicks the ball too hard...

  • How to kick the ball with power (non applicable to people who can't shoot or play football - so don't bother watching this cuz it's not gonna help you improve) 90ppl dislike it cuz of that reason

  • he should of tried it

  • 0:46

  • i used to be able to hit a ball with power but took an arrow to the knee =O

  • @MrAman707 yea ? i used to be an asshole like you . then your mom cut off my penis !

  • is that u call a power 1:21???? i could show u fukin power motherfucker

  • today im going to focus really on the most way of striking. Its called toepunching and to do it you run and kick it fast with your toe.

  • at 1:21 the shoots were horrible

  • 1.press CC button next to 360p

    2.read the first part of the translation at the beggining

    3.laugh the shit out of your self !!

  • @m9u7shuriken hahahahahha..lol

  • @m9u7shuriken hahahaha i lmao

  • @m9u7shuriken what?

  • @m9u7shuriken look at 1:40, he says : we do opposite food.

  • Shoot with your heart...... no one can tell you how to shoot the ball :) you have to learn from beggining

  • i dont see how the ball got striked with power... that was a fkn b*t*h kick...

  • koleś z kapy strzela!

  • I'm 13 and I can kick the ball with more power

  • I used to kick the ball like him, then I took an arrow in the knee...

  • @kreten780 FAIL FOR LIKES

  • Worst advice ever! I don't think I've ever seen any footballer ever run as fast as they can before they strike a ball!

  • @carpo94 ronaldo can

  • @karzon444 watch any ronaldo free kick and I guarantee he isn't running flat out at the ball especially as he only has about 5 steps before he hits it

  • @carpo94 thought u went while running

  • i cant get my foot up there

  • great video

  • Keep pressing 7 for monkey dance

  • @SuperMaster900 i tried disliking your comment while holding ctrl, and that worked

  • OMG kids do not listn to this guy he will have u develop bad habits. Key Points

    .Do Not Run Your fastest at the Ball U will tense and choke your shot

    .Relax Your Muscles on the approach

    .Plant Your Non Kickn foot with toe pointing where u want the ball to go keep your eye on the ball

    .You Should hit the ball with a whipping motion keep head over ball to keep shot down Again RELAX Aim to land on kicking foot. Approach at 80% speed RELAX muscles ball will go Much harder trust me and try it.

  • now teach me how to shoot without swinging my legs.

  • as soon as he said "swing your foot at the ball" i knew this guy was a joke...

  • How to be judged as an idiot buy 369 652 people step one call football soccer step 2 call hand egg football

  • wheres the power??

  • fckin marc anthony.

  • im waitin for this fucker to kick the ball. 

  • wow

  • if u really wanna do power strike u better learn how to strike powerfully with the INSIDE of your foot, it will be tough and it will take a long time but it will be really helpful once you get it. i have to say that the strike in this video...at least...doesnt look good

  • he jump when he shoot...thats bad :)

  • @SuperMaster900 chutya

    

  • How to Kick a Soccer Ball with Power

    thats not driving the ball, watch ^^^ to see how to drive the ball

  • i don't get it he is telling us but practically some one else is shooting????

  • @SuperMaster900 i dont get it?

  • @YouGenuinus its a trick

  • Your foot should be past the ball bellend...

  • dosint look power to me tdyfvjfbhbn hjcuyjhky

  • How to kick the ball with power ? Kick the ball with power

  • @a4tech357 :D

  • @a4tech357 Kick-ception

  • How to kick a Soccer Ball with Power = kick the ball hard

  • WOOOOOOOW amazing ?

  • my 13 years old sister has better shots lol

  • this is sad

  • i can kick 10 times powerful then this. real talk.

  • its the right techice but you got no skill

  • your skills and your shoes are crap

  • helpful much. to run faster: make your legs go faster. -.-

  • AT 0:47 he is saying, "your knee gotta be"

  • At 0:47 he's referring to Nigarro, which is the cousin of Figarro, 2 famous opera singers in the 1800's Italy!

  • i kick harder than that even if im 11

  • this guy nos nothing

  • @706cristiano ik right

    you will scuff it like that...

  • he sounds like the italian man who went to malta

  • @SuperMaster900 lmao nice

  • this helped me with soccer, thanks

  • the ball looks like his shit

  • this is grt......

    

  • with my left foot i can shoot harder.. and i'm shooting with right..

  • soldado

  • Girls do kick harder

  • a girl kicks harder comment if agree

  • @jumpershot911 well since nobody commented im going to give you your 6th thumbs up :)

  • you cant learn how to play soccer, that something you are getting born with..

  • What a load of sh*t ... just hit it

  • @SuperMaster900 i don't get it ?

  • @AlmostRuined he's just trying to trick you into liking his comment.

  • @MrSlimJimProductions oh. what a dick ! :D

  • @SuperMaster900 doesn't work anymore...when every top comment is the same lol

  • @SuperMaster900 Try achieveing Thumbs Up, by something that has atleast some kind of reasonable understanding and point. Let me guess. You're not original enough to write a comment that truly deservs a thumbs up, so you trick people into Thumbing your stupid ass comment.. thats just low, and takin advantage of human stupidity

  • if u smack the ball ur hardest u get less accuracy so dont watch this

  • wow i got legs if i can get them up there :O

  • only american idiots need this tutorial

  • And who the fuck are you to teach me football

  • Sometimes i ask my self... What the fuck am i watching ? ..

  • Guys thit is not what you are searching for!

    I search for this shot like my friend ibrahimovic vs Zaragoza

    watch?v=IaTO-S3yIJw

  • Im 16 and i can shoot a lot harder than the guy in this video!

  • thanks now i could hit the ball with power and make goals

  • elite crap

  • thumbs up if you heard @ 0:47 nigger

  • @KoexX93 I did hahahahaha

  • @KoexX93 lol hes saying your knee gotta be

  • @KoexX93check my channel. I will post new vids in a week or so... Its on!!

  • @KoexX93 He says anabi!

  • @todorttt

    Actually he says ''...your knee gotta be .... bend over...'' :D

  • @KoexX93 i was just about to write that looool

  • @KoexX93 WTF i Didn't hear shit

  • Your are fucking taking the piss, only in America

  • Is this a troll video or something?

  • This is complicated, I prefer to hold B until the bar is 4/5 full and then release

  • I'm a defender, and I can shoot with more power and accuracy than that.

  • coisaa de nerd !

  • HAHAHA THIS IS POWER SHOOTS? THIS IS MONKEY SHOOTS! XDD

  • haha his kicking is like WOAARR-IM SHOOTIN WITH A PACE OF 200 MILES AN HOUR RAAAARRRR! and the actual shot is like a 15 year old who cant aim wouldve done it...

  • IS THAT FERNANDO TORRES!!

  • Who else just skipped to see when he shot?

  • Ironically Monkeyseevideos have experts, and expert Village has monkeys....

  • ''Quick look at the goalkeeper, and see where they are'' Hm is there 1, 2, or even more keepers at the goal?

  • i love football i am ten years old i dont give goals but i do crosses i love doing them when i am in left wing :)

  • Great video. Shooting is so important and something you should practice everyday. All you need is a ball and a wall (plus this way you can work on your receiving as well). I always tell my players to focus on proper technique. Just use good technique and guide it on goal. Head over the ball, smooth follow through, good contact point. You will be surprised how hard you can hit the ball just focusing on technique.

  • hehe its funny cuz he looks like a monkey

  • Call it Football they pay with there feet not there socks

    

  • such a weak shot 

  • 0:07 did he really say "teach u how to score a goal" wtf?