14yo Scottish Teen Masturbating

[Caramelldansen9999]

@MifzzMitchell96 me too

[MifzzMitchell96]

I can hardly understand what they're saying..

[corbin2504]

Its taken from chewin the fat its a show

[TomekHujek988]

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[The1JAYJAY]

where's this from? like a show?

[boydjurg]

skvěcem

[boydjurg]

skvěcem

[Kiddaa992]

Thats that woman off balamory! Nd i started wanking wen i was 9

[SuperDaniellol]

i just love their accent lol

[honzikzap]

very funny... xD

[JessikahAznBabyy]

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

[JessikahAznBabyy]

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

[toby099]

lol @ all the perves who came to this video to watch someone actually masturbate and lol@ the dumbasses who can't understand the accents(I'm not even scottish)

[Fapicon]

Should he kill his mother for this?

[dylandior123]

Hilarious! :-p

[chrischris2276]

i started masturbating a 5

[auaiao9]

@chrischris2276 huh?

[vivoices]

Great humor ! ! :-))

The Scottish accent sounds more similar to Danish than to English :-)

[bignose12345666]

rule one: dont go out with old people

[headlessgirl1394]

The Scotts think it's cool. America acts like it's a fucking suicide move.....

[storrs19]

You gotta love British comedy! They are so raunchy and bawdy. Whether it is from the 1960's or today, British comedy rocks. That lady at the beginning sure sounds like the one who was on Grace & Favour back in 1992 and 1993.

[looksyouluv]

dang my boyfriend was masturbating when he was 6

[FredTF2]

poor kid didn't have internet

[woohoogoyou]

i wanna watch him masturbate

[Elenkhos]

lol...poor kid

[nerodant85]

poor kid

lol

[CRTukker]

Gotta love the english humor hahahah

[Call1800POO]

This boy will have to think-up a new masturbatory phantasy. . Every time that his "world" is expanded (in the end by being broadcast by the television crew in the mall), he has to think of something bigger. . Something that is outside of his parents', then everybody's, idea of him; in his mind. . Some poor people never get to realise that they are imagining something when they masturbate, they instead believe that they ''see something Real'' . . Cheers. from, del-boy.

[Akterleichbent]

I bet the boy masturbated while thinking of their hot neighbour in 0:10.

[lafan423]

poor guy!

[Fireballnc77]

Thats the way it should be! No big deal! Its just a natural thing, like sneezing!

[ThePunkemoboy]

Wtf is wrong with masturbating??? Everyone does that ;P

[murrrrrgles]

heh. I'd call this funny, but that would make me even more immature a person. so I will say, good.

[Horrorbuff2]

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Lolololol. The title brings all the pedos to the yard. And they're like show us the kid getting hard.

[popazz1]

@Horrorbuff2 ,Yeah? Really? So why did YOU watch it,then?! Something you want to share with us?! What a sweeping statement!

[Horrorbuff2]

@popazz1 I was linked here by a friend on Facebook, faggot.

[popazz1]

@Horrorbuff2 ,

But you STILL watched it,didn't you? And calling me 'faggot',what? I'm meant to be offended? Crawl back under your rock,pal!

[fishybishbash]

OMG its MISS HOOLEY

[SuperRainbowCat]

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[Xsettuyi]

Hahaa funny!

[TehRealZERO]

lol, this sketch is good for scottish humor

[TommyRayBoy]

Have fun... Crank it dude, we all do it

[Kalatiso]

can someone translate into english?

[PhoeFira]

@Kalatiso Ahaha. They are speaking english already.

[jonathanbain14]

@Kalatiso its glaswegian slang.

[Aquarius1894]

@Kalatiso You obviously don't understand glasgow accent :)

[Explainerpro01]

@Kalatiso Sure! "Steven's 14 and, he just started masterbatin' "

[DanielWinnieno1]

yaaaassssss chewin the fat best program

[WoahDean]

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LMAO pedos attracted by the title....

[slimcheyenne]

wow how embarassing parents can be!!!

[BBoyPhreshershist]

Somebody get this kid laid.

[SuperKind89]

OMG that was shocked...

[alansutherland1996]

chewin the fat lol aka jack and victor

[postatility]

Hysterical!! I concur that the Scottish accents make it even funnier. Come to think of it,Scottish accents make everything funnier!

[mattydj64]

he need s cock up his arse so id fuckin give it him

[Bastercina]

Hahahahaha poor kid i would kill her mom lolz

[racemate]

too funny, you start feeling bad for the wanker from look on his face. Great farce.

[RetardedxVideo]

fuck if u bring up the word "mastrubate" infront of mt family a huge conversation starts and is usually directed to the kids. lol/

[basicboi23]

I guess he was really cranking it! Cool, all guys do it.

[rweerakkody4565]

god damn embarassing.....ahahahah poor kid

[choyfunky23]

ahahaha

[PAINmedia]

everyone in my family is open to this stuff...

[retrotrad]

God god Id kill my parents if they did this to me....of course ive never done anything so nasty as that ;)

[NikBarkman]

@dmxezz fuck you I started a 4

[mrblarginsnarf]

scotish accent perfercts it

[aryowailangitoyo97]

are they speaking english?

wierd accent

[CRAIGTFILMS]

@aryowailangitoyo97 excuse me FUCK YOU ASSHOLE it is English just with a accent just like in america when some one from texas sound different to someone from new your now next time you comment don't be so darn FUCKING ignorant if your wondering it a glasgow accent now fuck right off p.s from Scotland

[ILOVEGACKTXD]

@CRAIGTFILMS great accent

[Championshipify]

joke



[osamakiller]

chewin the fat legendary

[dmxezz]

I started masturbating when i was 7

[controllingaim]

@dmxezz well then ur sick

[xXLovePurple]

@dmxezz same



[janek7135226]

@ClydesdaleClara wats the boys name in real life

[janek7135226]

wats the boys name in real life can someone pleaz tell me

[janek7135226]

@ClydesdaleClara wats chewin the fat i never saw it

[VampiricEmily]

Smashin'. xD

[janek7135226]

omg is this actually real

[dipton95]

is this from a tv show? if so which one

[mansonsmosher]

@dipton95 Chewin the fat

[MrKinny195]

HAHAHAHAH thats the woman off balamory!!!!!!!

[908sameera]

That was 2 funny...i could not stop laughing

[TheSapphireDragon1]

oh my god

that poor boy

[TheBawbag88]

nice vid! search "embarrassing wank story" for a funny vid! please subscribe! rate and comment :)

[mysterypolice]

My name is Steven.....I'm 13......I've just started masturbating....and I think my parents know too.

[cjblackwood]

Looks like something my mother would have done. Couldn't stop laughing!

[cjblackwood]

Looks like something my mother would have done. It's been a while since I laughed this hard!

[fredericfranc]

The spirit, the soul, of Scotland at work here. Craig Ferguson, who follows Letterman, is from there, got himself going in Hollywood on this kind of thing.

[ova18babez]

LMAO.

[Busbee100]

LMAO!!!

[nbnicker]

hi i am a 16yo boy in oregon would love to make friends boys or guys hit me up

[sonnyschica9]

Haahha poor Steven/: but this was sooo funny.

[JackStepek123]

Omg i remember tht episode :L

[Kitsune0268]

my god it reminds me of my mom telling the fucking neighbors I started getting my period...

[ericnfan]

@Kitsune0268 that would be embaressing too

[MONOPOLY35]

If I was that 14 yo kid, I'd be like "Oh come on. I'm sure you've done it at least once or twice in your life!"

[minimonix]

chewin the fat!! lol love it

[Dabadiestkidalive2]

' For my son Steven ' He Just Started just masturbating LOOL Hilarious

[lookseeme21]

Beating off - it is a tradition as old as mankind. We do it all the time in group sessions called circle jerks.

Usually it is a game, where the first one who cums gets a bj by a chick or a dude, his choice. But not until the last guy has busted a nut

[frontdesk123]

@lookseeme21 Finally, a sex game that doesn't discriminate against premature ejactulators.

[bofhd89o]

nobody asked why he feel shamed by masturbating??

[who3697cares]

What show is this from?

[origamiguy1234]

@who3697cares

Chewin The Fat

[AaronSambo]

lmfao!!

[fcentaur]

Is it some "word play" in English? Because of Scotch accent?

[jb6235]

Not a wordplay. It's funny because they're being so open about masturbating .

[hpribot]

not funny.

[ManCityFan1988]

so funny

[jccfis]

1:43 looks like bill gates

[slyree27]

lol "He just started masturbating!"

[Szaam]

lol, this is rather funny.

incredibly broad accents though!

[npszlive]

lol

[ferretfranklin]

priceless. thanks for sharing. really needed a pick me up and you gave it me!

[idunnosia]

that is very unfortunate

[SPgirl96]

poor steven :)

[shawncabacci]

ajajajajajaajaj

[Quarker99]

lmfao, hilarious video! couldnt stop laughing

[mijx]

hahahhaaaaaaa!!!!! it makes me feel so much better about my teenage years lol

[Horrorbuff2]

I would never masturbate again if that happened to me.

[kaengogyoubodi]

wat year is this video from, and wat show is this from

[drawyourpenimysword]

LMAO

[fwsinned]

he is prolly grown up by now,,funny show I bet,,,,its not on here,,,

[fwsinned]

who plays steven,,,its hilarious? does anyone know?

[Speedscot]

Actor's name is Gordon McCorkell

[fwsinned]

Thanks,, wow ,, must have been a good show

[curtainsxup]

thats the cast of still game :) i love that show

[fwsinned]

whats still game

[fwsinned]

who is Steven?

[curtainsxup]

no idea but Hogg is my second name huh thats strange :)

[Yulam24]

that sounds so weird

[Toxin8888]

"I gathered ye've started masturbatin'! Well done."

[cherryass14]

sooo i have onley one fing to say i fell a sleep in the first two secons

[KeirJames]

learn to spell

[kcuskcid]

scottish people are wild - almost sound laaak jaaamaaicans

[lesorciercalifornien]

If it ain't Scottish it's CRRRRRRAP!!!

[carrotjuse]

Total humiliation! I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath!

[Encounter142]

Lol, poor kid. I can't imagine a parent IRL saying that.

[phunkphish]

Man i love bowling.

[basicboi23]

no big deal; all guys do it

[stopper12racesims]

but the big deal is that is mom knows and shares it with everyone

[ericnfan]

@stopper12racesims that would be awful that the mom knows and shares that with everyone but if she didn't tell it would not be a big deal because girls and boys both do it and if they say they don't they are lying. nothing to be ashamed of because itis a good way to relax!

[vistaboy09]

Poor kid...

[YGX1JIH]

ahaha Fuckin legend Remember Watchin These Ages qahgo

[RachelKymn]

LOL

[metalmattm]

why the fuck did Youtube recomend this for me?!

[tomgibo]

It did the same for me S:

[PivotSharp12]

not only this is what happens when you masturbate, but also every time you mastubate, Chuck Norris throws a mexican baby at the sun

[CakamDaTeGledam]

LOL

[Ressey101]

poor guy XD

[borshenpay1995]

It's something I don't understand why we can discuss sex with our teachers but not with our parents.

[borshenpay1995]

Really funny. That teenaged boy is also a good actor.

[bayernnow]

LMAO

[daric001]

absolute claasic

[roried]

Boy, is that funny or what?

[tauwilltriumph]

Simply hilarious!

[lvnjsspdh]

o well poor boy .....that is not funny to talk about a something so personal ....

n_n

[harleybristowabc]

MISS HOOLEE!

[DandyRandy127]

Can I help him masterbate?

[j0liANDd]

LAWLZZ

haha i feel bad for the kid

[Soljabunny47]

SEX CAN WAIT MASTERBATE! lol jk jk

[myztikalboy]

lol would hate to have them as perants

[irishmike47]

so funny

[ezladuk]

Funny as f**k - Thanks :-)

[joeksmif]

can't beat chewin' the fat

[sapue17]

this would be humiliating

[ketchamftw]

LOL

[BurnDuck]

Scottish English sounds like German.

[murraydeschot]

Awa' 'n bile yer heid, min!

[word526]

lol when they were at the store and the mom got all those tissues lol 5 stars

[frannylovesu]

hahha poor kid