Jeremy Clarkson endorses extreme ironing

[MrZimzam]

his voice generates 400 bhpowwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr­rr

[ripleyrichard]

what dickheads! clarkson aint gay....he the man!!

[zeewhitewolf]

240p for sound in both headphones

[Levente20]

tihs man is a genious

[DelightfullyBritish]

Fuck off Cameron and get lost Clegg! JEZZA FOR PM!!! :D

[nevadabboko]

he is the only british people love

[camouflagecamaro99]

"jump of a plane while trying to iron a shirt before you hit the ground."

I want to try that now!

[PurpleCloudsBlueSky]

I don't even live in The UK, but...

CLARKSON FOR PM! :)

[TrU3xSPiRiT]

@strathpipe brainless? Clarkson's actually a really smart bloke!

[FIFA07Addicted]

@TrU3xSPiRiT no. just no. he´s a moron.

[shobin05]

@FIFA07Addicted if hes a moron, he wouldnt be more successful than you could even dream of being..

[FIFA07Addicted]

@shobin05 first, I dont think your reply classifies as a sentence. learn2english. second, any moron can be successful today. *cough* justin bieber *cough*. and I find it funny that you think he´s soooo successful when he´s not. most people outside of Britain dont know him. and all he does to be successful is sprout his shitty, unthoughtful opinions around like the retarded caveman he is. plus he has some strange manners sometimes that make him look gay.

[shobin05]

@FIFA07Addicted waw, you are criticizing me because i cant speak english properly? thats okay because its not my main language and i cant speak 4 others which i Seriously doubt you could...

And you're argument is invalid, you are comparing a singer to a writer/journalist, which has nothing in common,

JB is famous because hes gay, Clarkson is famous because he can write because his books are great,

youre from the morris marina owners club, arent you?

[FIFA07Addicted]

@shobin05 thats no excuse. english isnt my main language either. and I can speak other 3 languages too.

In terms of quality yes they do have things in common, I´m saying you dont have to be intelligent or do anything actually good to be famous.

lol, no im not. fortunately.

[shobin05]

@FIFA07Addicted haha, you think thats an excuse? lololol, im taking that as a compliment, i can speak RIGHT her RIGHT now, tamil, mandrin and bahasa...

puki ma cibai bapa hang tak da kote...dont worry google cant help you haha

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@FIFA07Addicted other 3 languages, FAIL.

[VicTheMazdaFan1993]

@FIFA07Addicted Rubbish! I'm from Holland and everyone I know knows and watches Top Gear. FAIL fact.

[brucedakers]

What a legend

[Dominicwylai]

lol! hoovering ice!

[strathpipe]

That is one Ugly git and brainless with it.

[AlexJamesB]

@strathpipe you have no sense of humour

[strathpipe]

@AlexJamesB Yeh he is a funny looking Git. I guess that makes you right!

[HammersGamingChannel]

@strathpipe That's one ugly git who makes more money in a week than we do in a year.

[strathpipe]

@HammersGamingChannel Oh well that makes everything all right then. Fool

[HammersGamingChannel]

@strathpipe I didn't say that did I? and TBH in this world money rules everything so yes it probably does make things all right for him. Tit

[strathpipe]

@HammersGamingChannel You never said anything really don't know why you even bothered Goon.

[HammersGamingChannel]

@strathpipe Well I did didn't I? I said that he has lots of money because he works in TV. knob

[strathpipe]

@HammersGamingChannel .......Yawn!

[HammersGamingChannel]

@strathpipe

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a demitasse would fit your head like a Sombrero

[ogdroadsong]

maybe sprinting is boring, not even 1% as boring as formula one though.

[BrigadierSmoke]

All hail the mighty Clarkson!

[Matt561]

He does have a point

[theunholycrown666]

Hahaha Clarkson is a legend. Would love to see him have a go at it.

[KingOrcus]

Hoovering Ice? What's he on about?

[TheWyldeFire]

He's talking about Curling I think, cause they sweep (Hoover) the ice when the puck thing is thrown

[guyrwickenden]

Curling.

[VortexProducer]

Curling. He was making fun of it, obviously they're brooms rather than vacuum cleaners but... Yeah.. Wait.. Why am I explaining this to you? Go get an education. Or at least use your brain. It makes faster and more accurate calculations than any supercomputer on the planet every day.. Think about the physics involved in catching a ball. Yet we humans do it generally with great ease.

[KingOrcus]

So wait, I make one comment about hoovering ice and you go off into a rant. Yeah.

[VortexProducer]

@KingOrcus Was having a laugh you sad act

[ctlaurin]

@KingOrcus Curling.

[Krzysztof80]

clarkson FTW

[cpotti23]

I think Jeremy can add Canada to the list of countries that hate him for the remark about curling... It is Shit tho

JEREMY=LEGEND!!!

[GlennTheRussian]

Nobody in Canada gives a shit about curling. Only redneck canadians who live in fucking nunavut care about curling.

[binaway]

To make synchronized swimming more interesting it should be moved to the Winter Olympics.

[SabreTooth123]

lol

[AlexJamesB]

@ClarksonH8R YOUR A TWAT!

[ben10Topgear]

clarkson is sooo gd

he doesnt need a script

he thinks everyhting in his head

he is a legend!]

plus he punched piers morgan 3 times

my hero!

[swishersweets666]

hahah i never read about that. thanx for the story!

[ben10Topgear]

no prob

[turtles24601]

did he really? What a legend!

[nintendoelite51]

classic clarkson

XD

[XwnXJedi]

Jesus what is everyone on about.?!/?!?

[milkyab]

I completely agree.

Extreme Ironing is way more interesting then those other sports

Throw it in the olympics I say

[BeatleFanVD]

Dude, u sure got alot of stick for that comment!!

[BeatleFanVD]

Would you dry up and just act NORMALLY??

[ticklemanreturns2]

nor⋅mal /ˈnɔrməl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [nawr-muhl] Show IPA Pronunciation

adjective

1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.

Normal.Repeat this :)

Sorry, just couldn't help myself.

[curzmg]

Oh dear you're one of those people who still thinks the dictionary defines language. Either way what is the STANDARD or COMMON type. Throwing synonyms at me isn't going to make a difference.

[TicklemanReturns]

Yes, standard or common type.

Anything not common is weird xD

So thanks for proving my point.

If your flamboyant and feel the need to act like a girl and wear tampons and such, seek help or get a sex change...yes, female and male ARE different personalities.

Use the man above me as an example of what some gay act like xD non-conformist or otherwise.

I mean really, this man just told me that a dictionary cannot give words' definitions.

[curzmg]

The meaning of standard or common is subjective and influenced by where you live, the people you associate with and all the rest. If there was an effeminate man who hung with effeminate men he'd have every right to say that was the standard. Oh dear you obviously know very little about dictionaries - search dictionary 'descriptive vs. prescriptive argument'. Words were around before dictionaries were invented and have developed since. Why do you think dictionaries need to be updated?

[TicklemanReturns]

Dictionaries are always being updated, first of all.

And yes, if all men were effeminate then flamboyancy would not be a problem...but sadly for you, that's not the case.

[curzmg]

I literally wish that all men were effeminate just to piss you off.

[tsuroo]

tickleman, you won the argument. I laughed all the way through these comments!

[TicklemanReturns]

Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did ;)

[extrapreneur]

lol, sounds a good sport to me

[scarletfever666]

Extreme ironing...I would pay to see that as an olympic sport. Love the man to pieces (shame he isn't as good looking as his copresenters but his humour makes up for it...anyone else see when he got pie'd in the face?)

[schumisatokubica]

Thats not extreme ironing, thats powerironing!

[bashebeengrotekop]

He looks quite old there. :O

[MacGear14]

...lmao, I love you Jezza.

[cheekyegg]

so are you saying youre wise? what is the point of this comment?

[logom0]

is that you interviewing him?

[Boardy1976]

Clarksons ace!

[NeverLetMeDrown]

"Whats the one where they go hoovering ice..." Way to put that one out there. Classic

[tomcornwall83]

LOL

[NeverLetMeDrown]

Hahahaha hes so funny :)

[whichwasher2007]

now that's an idea for a t.v. programm

[understandfirst]

The man his hilarious. No matter what, hes certainly a character.

[bobhanchef]

Hoovering ice lol, that's all I ever saw curling as too XD.

[emoney1235]

Its Rubbish LOL  gotta love this language

[NeverLetMeDrown]

Dude....hes got a wife and three children.....how can he be gay if he has children. Think about it. How are children made? OR haven't you learned that yet?

[quietlyred69]

NO U

[TicklemanReturns]

Nop,e he's gay.

Just in denial, that's why he banged his bitch.

Duh.

[NeverLetMeDrown]

Hell no!

Why would a guy fuck his "bitch" so many times for her to have THREE children. Even if hes in denial he would have cracked by now! so shut the fuck up cunt!

[TicklemanReturns]

You don't know what you're talking about.

How else would the queer species reproduce?Exactly, they're ALL in denial except for the ones on T.V. brandishing the buttvirberators.

Now you can wallow in depresson at the fact that some gay guy is getting more pussy then you ever will :)

[IvanKesja]

@NeverLetMeDrown Well I agree but there's bi-sexial which mans law states is just gay said differently but it does involves both sexes in some amounts

[danieldoylem]

looooool

[nisb21]

Vote Clarkson in as PM, definately!!

[rob2859]

He has got my vote

[clan0alliance89]

He has my vote***

[laus1810]

here here :)

mine and a lot of my families' too :)

[peteball31]

@nisb21 I think he's hilarious and a brilliant writer, but England would be screwed if he was in charge.

[TDUguy]

TBH, him as prime minister but still doing top gear would be godlike

[bentleyv8t]

where is this at?

[tylermanchesteruntd]

hoovering ice lmao.. its called curling

[hokman1]

lol hoovering on ice. It's rubbish.

[AlonsoLegend]

Ha ha "whats that one where they go along hoovering ice?" :D

[jonread1983]

That man should be prime minister. What a legend.

[Maxillius]

Prime Minister Jeremy Clarkson....  God save us all lol

Still, better then the lot that's there now, British and American!

[siripswich]

good idea jon....good idea

but then he couldn't make the topgear movie!