N3UROCH!P Rap

[aysharpietwintip13]

I prolly am insane!

[lovelplants]

nerd rapper.. i've seen LHC also, it's pretty cool.. but this is funny..

[epicseeds]

this reminds me of the movie Revenge Of The Nerds!

[MEsfahani]

Are you serious Kate? Do you ever get it on with anyone or are you just rapping about protons all day?? HAHA I cant believe you are about science as much as you are.... I bet this takes you all day too, well at the end of the day, I enjoy your videos not.

[genraz]

Can someone tell me what she's talking about?

[brilione]

the insturmental is not soo goood

[CarlKenner]

You do realise Israel is a fascist apartheid regime, right? Those Israeli scientists are likely to be extreme hardcore racists. So don't go patting them on the back too much.

[csatimaci]

Nerdcore rules! LHC rap still is my favourite. It taught me in 3' things I would not have been able to understand in years. I guess they should try to incorporate rap into the teaching methods.

[CapnWhitebeard]

Agreed, although most nerdcore songs don't focus enough on making the lyrics actually understandable. That is annoying, since it's really the lyrics more than the style that make something nerdcore.

[BeekersSqueakers]

Is that girl in the green shirt wearing pants?

[Frankstar1981]

lame..the tell "things" are everyday tell my wife...why no news? Why not something about energy and biological timemashines??? lol ...it works! greetings, berlin2009

[MikaelHeed]

"Two methods of training, that work for sure, is to reward a good deed and punish bad behavior. Experimenters had tried both methods and failed. The common wisdom was to no avail. Neurons make up their own memory if you just let them be. They'll fire in a new pattern, and this quality is key. A new memory can arise from network creativity, so if you want to teach the neurons, set them free."

It bears thinking about... ;)

[Paraicable]

do you have a cold filiming this. nice vid.

[punkvijay224]

mind  blowing......

[timray99]

wonderful.....beats the mindless Gangsta Crapola.....the Supreme Leader approves

[VolcanicDrum]

Nice Nerd rap! :)

[ThePseudojew]

Terrible, or terribly AWSOME ???

I'm for the latter.

[PAVMusicProduction]

wtf

[raperkof]

bad rapper:

too shamed to name

lol

[much0J]

:D she is cute

[The10List]

was that guy humping tha statue?

[13375p34k0r]

well living is the incorrect word .. i tried myslef on a NN once, but it failed, so now im simulating some straighter ki's im java ;(

[Blacklemon67]

what about the 0.05% who still listen to orchestral?

[samcotterellrules]

umm i dont knw

[Blacklemon67]

=3  .

[3ddoodles]

Great stuff!

[DirtyMidgetStudios]

You guys should redo this song

[nickanonimosarmy]

the second is better

[natem3]

I love this song...but... your friends are fags xD

[koolchristianboy1]

....., most excellent! :D

~!~ Ron

good luck

smarty pants

[diggididazman]

Good Idea but do this one over. To really kill it. I love these types of raps

[almaliki000]

dam this sucks hard sweaty ass

[dirtyfrets]

bomb ass shiat, i love nerd rap

[tomken8dy]

I LIKE these raps!

But LIVING neurons in a computer?

Living tissue dies.

Better inorganic molecules in a 3D matrix that mimic organic?

or not

[donald4444]

Cool :D

- Donald

[TheSpartan42]

Beats Soulja Boy!

[ganymedeIV4]

something about having a living network of synapes and neurons inside my computer is disturbing.

you know i dont want to have to feed the bastard and water it.

Oh noes meh neuron's was eatenz by meh cat! my mega hurtz!

[thevalidlegend]

LOLcats! yes!

[juanchotala]

i like better the lhc. Should take more time to do it!

[dragonboyjgh]

another one of my ideas become reality before I can publish it.

AGAIN!! XP

HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS HAPPEN!!!

oh well, i'm glad at least somebody did it.

[sirbiznatch0001]

i like the hadron rap way better. still fun though!

[bobversion2]

the guy doing the beatboxing was too close to the mic i guess

[bobversion2]

This one just didn't sound right...

[scrag10]

revenge of the nerds 3?

[XxnesiexX]

its no longer attack of the clone its attack of the scientists

ahhhhhhhhh run away!!!!!!

LOL

[reality400]

XD THAT WAS HILARIOUSE!!! Revenge of the three nerds roflmao lmfao XD

[Clostert]

LHC one was better.

[XxnesiexX]

now i know what scientists get up to at "work" yes they work very hard making raps all day

ojoj

[Treknologist]

Kate, if your ever in DC, let's do lunch.

[agentbikini]

if my computer had living cells in it would i have to feed it? i got a pc because all my house plants died and i dont have a pet cause i worry i'd forget to feed it even though it could make noises and trip me up to remind me. what chance would my pc have to remind me to feed it?

[sicarius100]

ahaha this was pretty good.

Although it gave off kinda a "rush" feeling, like you didn't put as much work into it as the LCH one :)

[arnolddisco]

LHC

[ilikephysics733]

the large hadron rap was better. a lot lot better.

[computergeek836]

This would of been great but the Beat just ruined it.. but its still good.. dont know why they teach all Science like this.. its much simpler =)

[reality400]

i love d LHC rap but i have 2 say that was pretty bad... I mean shes a good rapper but get a better tune

[extrawurstman]

the rap is shit the lhc rap is better than this rap

[dobrav99]

Superb!

[chalan30]

was this some sort of extra credit assignment or something, or are you guys just really bored? good work though! the dancing was better in the LHC rap, I am not saying it was "good" by any means but it was better, sorry.

[adamv242]

Spittin' fire, alpinekat...

[adh05ga]

LHC rap was great. This one was ok.

[nothingupthere]

the LHC one is better

[401waterman]

Tell Mical Paul from Tel Aviv to stop making any more Meta analysis'

[nttbeats]

The cheesy novelty factor kind of kills it. We need more skilled nerdcore mcs, and less 1985 rap stereotypes.

[dayneoram]

cool but the LHC rap was way cooler

[TooKoolKris]

I'd fuck the girl in the green. Maybe....yeah maybe.

[whinelli]

1:29

wtf is the man on left doing?

[dayneoram]

dunno - maybe he's testing the physics of... urm.. raping the wall?

[whinelli]

lol

[cellavb447]

He's shaking his Higgs Bosom :)

Hehe... *sigh*

[BooBoo1553]

You're an inspiration, keep up the rap!

[oscar2290]

die world

[ihateyousobad16]

i knew science was cool before but now it's even cooler because it's in rap form!

[sins97]

mad rhimes...ha ha ha

you guys are smart and at the same time

got talent too !!

for sure better than 50 cent !! ha ha

[danielfragnet]

Better than 50 cent...

[stealthcrystal]

Alpinekat - we want more!!!

[misterawesome2000]

neural stimulation...

[guermotv]

A-FUCKIN-MAZING! HADRON WAS BRILLIANT AS WELL!

MAKE MORE MAKE MORE MAKE MORE MAKE MORE MAKE!

i heart the snowcat, be my bride!

[haelionis]

Lmao, this is so random.

[globalko]

bad sound. LHC Was much much much better

[Sharanna]

lol ... nice job xD

it's the first time i didn't had to read a boring text about science and also understand it xD

you did a good job on teaching me how i can work better for my exams ;P

[BRADADAVIS]

I wouldn't hit any of them...

[p3erf80g4949]

nice lmfao

[Ulquiorra05]

the 2 raps these scientists have is probably the only raps i've ever known about where each sentence makes sense.

[lilsmosh15]

i love these guys they is funny

[KFDonny]

hey, i get smart when i smoke the ganja planta. legalize

[timelord342]

Oh yeah! This is what I'm talkin' 'bout!

[YiuTuber]

uh.. is she grinding einstein? haha

[yamabushi170]

Apinekat, you rock! Marry me!

[messengercrow]

is she jewish?

[MrNiceHk]

Classic !

[nater88dawg]

LHC rap is better...still i've gotta respect ur roots

[blablubbb0815]

Yes, LHC is much much better!!!

The Beat Box is just annoying and the whole Beat sucks and the rap-part is also not as good as in LHC in every aspect (recoding, flow, understandability...).

[Atoyota]

too cool

[BigBadassR]

And the implications of the experiment are creepy.

[BigBadassR]

You need chorus's honey.

[NastyNak]

the lhc rap had a chorus

[fribij]

Hilarious hahahaha you rock dude!

[peterj2o]

lol

[oinkalaboink]

You rock!

[SAMMYTHOMAS]

Utter class. Please compose about ten more science raps and release them as an album. I'd buy it.

Awesome video, the antidote to moronic street culture.

[DeletedDelusion]

Yeah, science rap is awesome.

[DrRevPure]

This video makes me regret getting a phd in neuroscience.

[disciple9]

this is even worse than the other crappy cern "rap" video

plz dont do this ever again!!!! plz!!!!!

[supersindremb]

Well, they made a secound one, and it already rocks!

Check their channel - its called Large Hadron Rap - AWESOME rap! :D

[hallsirius]

The free-style feel to this rap compared to CERN made it hard core.

[goodgam3]

i just hope you guys paid attention long enough to realize what she was rapping about and how incredible a breakthrough it was, BEFORE stooping to petty insults and trash-talk....scifi is today.

[RockMySocks10]

awesome song, your pretty talented, not as good as your first, but still good, make another Science rap! PLEASE!

[ChicLink]

I think we should start a new movement of educational rap!

YOu know how much our kids can learn!?!?

market it alpinekat!

[mayartay]

The dude in the brown shorts humps Einstein's knee at :40, then turns his *ss to the camera at 1:30. lolz

[Superman4ever]

I LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

[sgnzoey]

da soll man in CERN vertrauen und denen die Sicherheit unserer Welt in die Hände legen?? Ist doch ein Scherz! Die machen sich ja sowas von lächerlich...War schön diese Welt kennenzulernen...

[tayibveligeorge]

your lyrics are okay but the beat is retarded.

[ligterror]

fuck you

[tayibveligeorge]

shut the fuck up you piece of shit, if you disagree with me fine but don't insult okay so shut your fuckin trap and besides i didn't say the rap was stupid i just said the beat was kinda dum.

[Soesii]

This is as good as the Large Hadron Rap, except for the quality.

You're very talented. :)))

Best regards

[oshtisch]

Well, alpinekat, your sophomore effort, Large Hadron Rap, is undoubtedly superior, but hey, everyone's gotta start somewhere. Keep up the good work!

[ChrisIanD]

this isn't as good, no its bad, but your other one is very gooooood!

[millgiass]

Putting a bio-chip in my computer sounds kinda dangerous. Don't ever let your computers have the ability to think for themselves!

[StriffRelgan]

alpinekat.....you got skills and brains....keep it up!

[geistunit]

Excellent Rap! This is how rap should be, not a swear word in sight - its all good! Teach kids some REAL lessons, not the junk snoop doggy and slim shoddy preach. More! DO MORE!

[iamaneysayer]

That looks like so much fun... rapping about science. Just wish I was smart enough to understand it.

[nighthawk006]

hee hee - nice one!

[aylid]

Oh my god, how come I JUST found out about this?! You are amazing!

-Ayla (we went to college together ^_^)

[Shikujiru]

Haha, reminds me of Queen Pen...

And it's funny how, soon as the money piles

Everybody wanna play with that brother now

Run me down, but when the dough gets low, only a few friends roll, you know"

[yogafairy]

i want more

[usseryroad]

Eshel Ben-Jacob was actually correct :))))

[usseryroad]

really cool except that itay's last hame is pronounced Baru(h)i. ch=h gattoral :)

YOU ROCK!!!!!

yael from tel aviv

[dhaya19]

haahaha....i love the rapper though!!! :D

[UberKrispy]

Awesome Robot at :52! Holy crap!

[holzking2002]

lame.

[michaelamericano]

Great stuff. I think you have an opportunity to  create a new way of engaging students, especially in primary and secondary school. This is the type of paradigm shift that could really work in places like DC where simply improving the teacher to student ratio has not produced any results.

Great job!!!

[UncleMowglie]

lol how do i get a date with this rapgrrl..maybe a drive in theater..share a cherry coke?

[hallsirius]

NERRRRRRRDS!

[zxvasdf]

if your computer used (was, is, were?) a living chip, wouldn't it run away? Awake in a network buzzing with inanities and profundities, living yourself, wouldn't you wanna run away, be alive, in the sense you are living? What is life but a series of self-replicating patterns that springs forth from another series of patterns? It would be a birth.

[norraic]

there goes my porn viewing then.

[fishthedinosaur]

not as well put together as the otha one but still gurd

[jugfish]

Kepp up the great work!

[chudleycannonfodder]

You should make your LHC rap a response to this one. I only found this rap because I checked on your page. I love your raps, and hope you do more.

[phillynn79]

Alpine is Hard. LHC rap is amazing too. Keep it up AK!

[yougeo]

Ha! Brilliant! Alpine Kat

Found this one after looking you up after the LHC rap. Also brilliant, and I do find myself remembering the names of the parts of the collider now.

What was the chemical stimulant they used to allow the neurons to make new memories and did they try to guide the memory patterns they would produce?

One more thing - why didn't the Homeland Security Police take you away? You were in a lab coat at the Lincoln Memorial - obviously a huge risk :-)

[bnaguy]

I love this chic

[TachiRdiesDirty]

droping knowledge for real!

[johnnyezzell]

I'm in love! Hot, Raping, Science chick... what could be better! Awesome videos!

[SSJkiller]

Raping, eh?

[DrPotatoheadPHD]

freakin sweet! keep um comin love the videos

[friditaaviolin]

ahahahaha hilarious!

and thanks for this interesting information :)

[uzda4ce]

Keep it up alpinekat. I can dig it. LHC rap was hilarious.

[z0rgz0rg]

wicked

[uhohhotdogs]

That was glorious.

[FutureLaugh]

I love how when white people make up there own hiphop its straight out of 89 or something haha

[SalesDudeMcBoob]

Word up Alpinekat! I don't know what you're talking about, but if someday my computer has a living chip... uh... that would be weird. But it would be okay because Alpinekat says it's cool!

[davenport8]

Thank you Alpinekat, thank you VERY MUCH.

[subach]

I want one. When when intel make them?

[benjwiley]

Hey AlpineKat, that was an awesome explanation.

[lumajs]

That's the same Einstein statue where the winners of the U.S. math olympiad 2008 were photographed! Where is it?

It's a good clip but the LHC is better. However, here we can see you more clearly. ;-)

[empiremonkey]

Washington D.C.... I think I saw it there. Oh yeah. Look- they are dancing with Abe Lincoln.

[lumajs]

Thanks! Too bad I didn't know about the statue before when I was in DC a year ago.

[Imbrickle]

Wow. We need more geeky raps like this!

[Hollistalker]

Over and out! Kch! Hahaha! "Hey, man, stop that!" Hahaha! I'm laughing! So hard! Beautiful, friend! And I love the credit I received. Hahaha!

[Kemmellie]

Alpinekat. Me-likey. A little on the nerdy side, but I love nerds!