Brad Stine - Bumper Stickers

[TheAllResort]

Bumper stickers provide a great theme for stand up..

[coaldiamond1]

Hilarious!

[JoonasFinland]

That fucker must be the most untalented stand-up comedian in the whole planet.

[karozans]

@JoonasFinland

Shoo fly, don't bother us.

[luv2sing143]

"look out for bumps, they're everywhere!" "I know." "what?" "I know." "You know everything." "I know." "you're driving me crazy!" "I know." "STOP IT!" "why?" "I don't know." "I do." "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Oh, God..." "What?" "STOP IT!!!"

[thallium666]

Finally, something to cure my insomnia!

[TFKREDSKTFRK]

GOD:that mans swerving

Brad:where

GOD: 3 MINUTES FROM NOW

Brad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[elitemathlete]

what a hack.

[diecheneydie]

What a lowlife cocksucker. Hilarious!

[trace517000]

You take the wheel, I'm not familiar with this area XD

[maddog6975]

make it funny and you got george carlin.

[AnimeCraze4610]

He's not funny. He just spazzes out and people laugh.

[TeamShikaIno]

Brad Stine is a great example of a true comedian! He doesn't need to be vulgar to be funny :D

[Alpacajon]

comedy without swearing? who the fuck does this cunt think he is

[Daazbee]

not funny

[TreeHuger707]

@Daazbee Dude, did your funny bone shrivel up and die? This is hilarious! XD

[Menyhard1]

Some just need a funny bone lol

[Nexus5001]

just saw this guy at creationfest last week. omg hes great

[JoshsBlock]

Sucks.

[spdcool11]

this funny

[xXxCutieLimonLimexXx]

he seems mad realy realy mad

[Drayckar]

@xXxCutieLimonLimexXx true I'll agree there that is his only fault in his comedy

[xXxCutieLimonLimexXx]

@Drayckar but it also makes him so funny too

[Drayckar]

@xXxCutieLimonLimexXx true just sayin sumtimes he needs to stop yelling I mean I love his comedy hes hilarious

[simbaaddict]

Brad: Oh God. God:What? LOL

[SamcasticAtGmail]

I'm an atheist, and I have to say, this guy is good! Reminds me of George Carlin from the 80s.

[simbaaddict]

@SamcasticAtGmail Trust me, God would be a great driver

[megaultrastarshine10]

1:53 - 2:04. lol!!!! 

[DanieruDesu]

oh my gosh i never get tired to hear this hehehe good video , God bless

[Menyhard1]

Wow you don't have to beep ever word and still be funny.if you dont like it. don't listen to it ok.but I live it may god bless you bro

[Princess9564]

Finally a clean comedian love this guy lol he is awesome and hilarious

[321TAKEUM]

God- i do

LOL

[whitetigerpals]

PUT A HELMET ON!

[BigxRed1991]

This is christian comedy? Not bad

[zaphiratigrezz23]

if yall dont like christian comedy then STOP WATCHING it and keep your comments to yourself.... i also watch other comedians (george lopez, chris rock, jeff dunham, etc) but i can watch christian comedy and find humor and entertainment in it. if its not funny to you then thats your problem....

[acme181169]

There's man earning a living ONLY because he mentions god every 14 seconds!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

What he says is true. Drivers who think they're so smart by putting stickers that says "You're too close if you can read this" deserve to get hit in the back. Because, it just give the driver behind you all the reason for them to read it.

Lesson? You don't want people to come too near you? GET THE STICKER OFF!

[Ms1disneylover]

Brad Stine IS HILARIOUS! he is so good he can make people lauph without using curse words, or using vulgar content. There are not a lot comedians out there who can do that and do it well.

[OldSportish]

@Ms1disneylover

well for one I don't even really believe curse words are bad. They are just words assigned negative value by christians. As for vulgar content, there are times when vulgarity is OK as long as the comedian is himself clever and connects with the audience. Some comedians are crass and use vulgarity too openly in my opinion. If you mean to say that Stine exemplifies right-wing christian conservatism, then by that standard he may be funny. Compared to Secular comedians, he's awful.

[OldSportish]

@Ms1disneylover

This is also noting that most of his material sounds stolen. Much like the typical reactionary, Brad Stine simply re-appropriates secular ideas and uses them as his own. That's what reactionaires do in all fields in fact. If you are funny and conservative, it is almost always because you are sarcastic or mean spirited like Dennis Miller, who in my opinion is also just terrible. In the end it comes down to cultural values and instincts. I say tomato you say tomato.

[OldSportish]

@Ms1disneylover

Most intelligent people in my opinion would rather watch great secular comedians like Chris Rock, David Cross, Jerry Seinfeld, etc etc because they are clever and inventive. Christian Fundamentalism isn't funny to me it is scary and reactionary. It is against progress and therefore by definition cannot be interesting, relevant, or fresh in any real sense. Respect to Stine for trying but he will always only appeal to self-confessed Christian Fundamentalists. He's terrible to me.

[OldSportish]

@Ms1disneylover

there is a reason Will Smith's brand of rap is mocked by real conoussiers of rap music. It doesn't actually say anything relevant about hip hop or the black community and the way of life they represent. Thugs like 2Pac and Biggie are extremely well regarded because, for all their aggressiveness and threatening postures, they maintained their integrity and wrote incredibly good music. Now apply that analogy to comedy and brad stine.

[HFE4Me]

extremely halarious!! He's got a competition to be in!!!!

[MOMORPIGER]

A christian conservative comedian, how redundant.

[SpidysGirlRikusWorld]

lol this guy is so hilarious XD i love good Christian comedy haha

[j25727lego]

Lol XD

[antimax]

What a slime - sucker.

[AliceElizabeth2]

@antimax What an amazing and interesting comment that we all so enjoyed reading. If you're going to insult the guy come up with something clever and then back it up. Then we might take you seriously.

[sweetshelisha]

God's in the car let him drive . Yes !

[invinciblevinceable]

a cross between George carlin and robin Williams.....fantastic , superb timeing.

[OldSportish]

@invinciblevinceable

both atheists and liberals. He's more like a watered down, shitty imitation. Nothing like a cross (or david cross). Name me some good conservative comedians. There aren't any. Brad Stine claims that Hollywood won't let him in but the real reason is because he's just a bad comedian. The only reason people laugh is because they are christian. Plenty of Christians find liberal atheist comedians hilarious, but you will never find it the other way around.

[atheistworstenemy]

@OldSportish You're right. There are probably some decent/good Christian comedians, but they are most likely somewhat liberal/secular-minded and their comedy is probably geared that way as well. Conservatism is just incompatible with comedy.

[ClassicCartoonsGuy]

@atheistworstenemy Incompatible?? Brad Stine is hilarious... And did you see the movie "An American Carol?" My whole family went to see it and none of us could stop laughing when we saw it.

[ClassicCartoonsGuy]

@OldSportish Name some? Brad Stine IS hilarious, Brian Regan is hilarious. Any comedians that use curse words in their acts are unfunny. Also, where can I find those statistics on Christians liking liberal atheist comedians and not the other way around?? Or did you just make that up, like 80% of statistics?

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@OldSportish Kinda agree with you there. I bet 80% of them in there are Christians. I love some of the things he said but at times, it gets all too preachy. I feel like I'm at the Sunday school watching this. But the jokes are okay I guess. =)

[OldSportish]

@Str4t0sPh3rE

yeah i mean it appeals to a certain lifestyle and way of thinking. If that is your bag, that's your bag. I prefer 'regular' comedians.

[xSmittyxCorex]

@OldSportish there is no such thing as a "regular" comedian, unless you mean just mediocre comedians. the most outright hilarious ones are ALWAYS only outright hilarious to certain groups and offensive (or 'irrelevant') to others...comedy is really ALL ABOUT conflict, when you think about it. the funniest things are funny "because they are true"

[LightTalkTV]

Brad is like the Robin Williams of Christian comedy!

[NuttyNelle]

In Luke 9 it says: "You are not in the driver's seat- I am." It reminds me of a sticker I saw saying "If God is your co-pilot, switch seats."

[Berretta2526]

Obama sticker vid was just a video of being pure hick and stupid

[Jteamguys]

i really like this stuff! i have the dvd

[Farmboy7899]

I love his "Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit" video. Hilarious.

[MrNoexcuses]

God bless this guy =] He reminds me of a hyper and funny rod stewart.

[TheHummingOwl]

I really like this guy and his clean way of making humor. I just think he's a little too hyper and reminds me alot of Robin Williams. I might be wrong but it looks like he's trying to imitate him. Great comedian nonetheless

[mkeaton96]

i like him because it is something you can laugh at without cusing! I LOVE HIM!!

[soseztheleadr]

I say again, Brad Stine is too funny! ^^

[thegreatestbak]

holy crap he is so unfunny

[lobstertexas]

....wow.

[o0xst]

Ted Haggard.

[EbrithilNinjaMagi]

This has to be one of the best routines I have seen in years.

[DrengenfraVA]

Does anyone else find it funny/ironic that he stole his act from a known hack (denis leary)?

[tpetty7273]

i didnt know he stole it, but he irritates me, makes me wanna slap him, who wants to be yelled at all the time?

[Ace5846]

Boy oh boy when three people accuse a man of stealing an act from someone only those three people heard of...it's a bit too convinient.

[Deadpool5594]

lol i saw him live in laurel montana last night!!! he is so funny and he loves jesus sooo much!!!

[Hennanothechicken]

So funny!!!!!

[pokemonfan904]

lol

[tobymacFans102]

how old is he?

[CelticVictory]

I like that part, "If God is in the car let him drive."

[iscream4food]

If some of you did your research you'd know that Brad Stine was doing comedy when Dennis Leary got his start as well

[Satchel334]

Awful! This guy thinks he's Denis Leary but he's another lame Dennis Miller knock off.

Gotta love the all white diversity free audience laughing at this "comedy". These folks need to go back to their Klan rally. Oh, maybe this video IS their Klan rally. Where they piss and moan that the President of the USA is black.

Inbred morons who think the world is 6000 years old and humans and dinosaurs co-existed on Earth, like in The Flintstones. And these idiots must love Fox "News".

[kezz1122]

ur the only one that seems to think that they hate the president.... yet how would he have gotten into the office without votes from places in the use where mainly white people live? i mean there are more places that are diverse then all white... also who said we co existed with the dinos? thats right U.... I personnally believe the dinos were made before us and died out BEFORE us... i can tell u how i believe that but not right now cuz i only talk in person so be quiet or leave

[hamthanproductions]

Brad Stine is halarious!!!

[woa11]

why does he make those faces? thats like faces you would make to make a 2 year old laugh

[TBRCFilms]

Oh God!

What?

STOP IT!!

HAHAHA!!!

[omagaphenix]

this is grate

[hannahalal]

this is hilarious! LOL

[MrCrazyConservative]

dude: look out for bumps they're everywhere.

God: I know.

dude: you know everything.

God: I know.

dude: you're driving me crazy!

God: I know.

dude: stop that!

God: why?

Dude: i don't know.

God: I do.

[tommygun979]

@MrCrazyConservative that is so true

[megaultrastarshine10]

@MrCrazyConservative

lol!!!!!!!! this part really cracked me up.

[LucarioMaster25]

Oh,God! What? Stop it!!

[jasenXcore]

Brad Stine is a Christian.

[RIPCarmines]

He's not bringing God down, he's lifting up.

[The4Kids43]

Yeah Brad Stine iz a CLEAN GOOD CHRSTIAN COMEDIAN... He came to my church..

[The4Kids43]

Yeah, I no its a bit disrepectful and im a huge christan but he iz a believer and i no hes loves christ. Yet idk why he did make a joke about God....

[The4Kids43]

No thank u, u know now tht i hear it more closer i no now.

[The4Kids43]

Yeah i got it and i accepted.... I really dont have any videos or anything Though

[The4Kids43]

Same here all i have iz a picture on mine for my account.

[The4Kids43]

My E-mail? Its Yahoo

[JayRenn]

He didn't make a joke about God, he made a joke about the person who would have God as a copilot instead of the pilot.

[edcoondog]

Exactly!!! anyone who thinks otherwise is overthinking the world in a big way.

[The4Kids43]

Oh, I relly didnt listen tht closly.... I was talkin 2 someone while on this and somebody told me he made a joke about him.

[omagaphenix]

i dont think its tiring to be disrespectful to god just point something out and in all of his acts he trys to convert people. but i can see how this could be considered disrespectful but i think it just how god uses him to get the message out ps sry about the spelling

[Jynger9689]

He's not making a joke about God. He's talking about how he thinks it's silly that people call themselves Christians when they don't understand what it means to let God have control of their life. You can't be driving God around and controlling your own life and claim to be saved. Brad is making people laugh and teaching them something at the same time. I think it's genius that God is using this guy in this way.

[Ace5846]

That's a brilliant way to look at it. Most other comments on here have been dogging Brad. He's a good guy.

[AkaneHasegawa]

Why does everything always have to be serious? God gave us a sense of humor, what makes you think we shouldn't be able to poke fun at the fact that God is so much greater than us? Seriously, if I was driving and God was a "backseat" driver, I'd be going crazy too! Can we not enjoy our lives and not think every three seconds if God is going to count this against us on Judgement Day? I know my God, and I know where I'm going. I'm not going to worry about anything else.

Raven

[dxmania95]

what r u talking about @xrillionaire? he is taking a common metaphor and turning into to something funny if anyone respects God its Brad! lighten up a bit! God gave us sense of humor use it!!!

[leroyinc]

You're right.

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

I don't think I've ever heard secular comedians as good as him and Ron Pearson.

[Skater4shreder]

1:37-1:42 is pricelss!!!!!!!!!

[trackgirl2014]

if u like brad stine you should totally look up tim hawkins!!!

[klshank]

@trackgirl2014 YESSSSS!! TIM HAWKINS IS AMAZING!!! I SAW HIM LIVE!!! XD XD XD

[artfreak57]

y not let HIM drive rofl =)

[Jstarlight13]

is there any way you can delete things on your favorites list?

[artfreak57]

yea. go to it and click edit favs. idk u may hav 2 play around with it a little bit

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

go back to the vid, click "favorite" again, and afterwards, it will give you an option to take it off of favs.

[foreverandaday96]

why put a helmet on?

[WamyWofieBear]

it has to do with the whole DVD. it's the like title of it. he explains it at the beginning, but not on this video

[Ace5846]

It's an old expression used by conservatives to suggest your so sensitive that you protection from certain ideas getting in your head.

[Sumerbabe]

"YOU take the wheel, im not familiar w/ this area"

[isin17123]

ROFL. Classic...

[SexPanther235]

Can someone explain "Put a helmet on?" What exactly does he mean by that?

[jesusismighty]

Really you would have to watch his first album or at least some scenes from it. He comes up with the expression there. In a nutshell, it is a term to describe people who either do something stupid or, more often, overly sensitive/careful/ridiculous.

[SexPanther235]

I was about to say that's pretty offensive because I thought he meant "put a helmet on" as in you're mentally challenged.

[jesusismighty]

No, I can see why you would've thought that though! :) Makes sense!

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

That's his alma mader.

It means don't be so sensitive/easily offended.

For example, don't get offended when someone says "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays".

[BarbieDoLLyTM]

Haha, that was funny.

[Monkeygr4Christ91]

O man! we need more People like him! but then again, If everybody was like him then he wouldn't b Brad stine. :) ROLF

[GreenCoffinsStudios]

Oh my word, this part is hilarious. I would let God drive! I do let God drive! I died laughing at this vid.

[sonicmario2]

"Ok look out for bumps there everywhere" "I know" "What?" "I know" "You know everything" "I know" "Your driving me crazy" "I know" "Stop it!" "Why?" "I don't know" "I do" "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h!!!" this is so funny!!!! Brad Stine rocks!!

[brokentobits14]

"That man's swerving."

"Where?"

"Three minutes from now."

"AHH!!"

"Oh God."

"What?"

Stop it!"

hahahaha

[andie23red]

he said so i sped up to see whos driving!

[bunh34d]

what did he say after "GOD! is my co-pilot"?

[blackdiamond211]

anyone know where i can download this? this episode isn't on itunes so i can't buy it...

[HeatherFeatha]

"God's Going 'Shot gun!" XD Gotta love it!

[jacksgrl15]

"Oh God!"

"What?"

"STOP IT!!!"

XD

[lakeyta098]

"If when you go to drive,God's saying 'SHOT GUN!' You gotta be GOOD!" AWESOME! "God's in the car,LET.HIM.DRIVE.!" "That man's swearving.where?3 minutes from now." "I'm not familaiar with this area!"

GOD BLESS!

[bowchicabowwow14]

i luv this guy

[glancesherlock]

"That man's swerving."

"Where?"

"Three minutes from now."

XD Genious!

[KimmiKo12]

"stop it"

"Why"

"i dont know"

"i do"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

lol lol lol lol lol

[iwebber88]

"That man's swerving."

"Where?"

"Three minutes from now."

Hahahaha. That's friggin' awesome.

"Oh God."

"What?"

Stop it!"

[mohdarfanmohdariff]

that's hilarious