I think her act could have gone better with better choiced words, & i especially found it funny where are the guys without balls got butthurt about this lol
Racism is funny because it is so taboo it makes us feel awkward. She's saying it not because she believes it, but to make us laugh because "oh, you're so horrible". She also makes us face our own racist connections that we have accumulated from experience and inner biases (white or otherwise). At the same time, she's making fun of rich white women who think that way.
funny how you filthy wetbacks get all offended but at the same time it's totally okay to verbally trash whites-take your double standards back to beanerville. wake up racist clown, we are all part of the same human spirit
In a few years, or sooner, the USA will be bankrupt and in dept to China for trillions. Then this lady will be in Mexico looking for a job as a maid. More likely she will be in Canada where they have really solid banks. Regardless I could not smile, giggle or even shrug at this vid.
Some funny material here ('maid joke' ...infantilizing,objectifying foreign maids ; 'marriage lemon law' ... objectifying men for their utility) , but it's pretty clear the 'love fire pilot light' went out on this one about 15 years ago.
Women are just not funny. Just stick to being hot! I mean, honestly, only male comedians can make members of boths sexes laugh their asses off. Hell, male comedians can make sexist jokes and make women laugh. Women, they barely make other women laugh. Am I the only one who barely heard some laughs?
@1REVINT I agree. Most women are not funny, and the ones who are not that attractive. If you are a pretty woman a guy is not going to be paying attention to what you are saying anyway. Unattractive women usually compensate by having a good sense of humor.
@RetroJenny And the thing is, I'm really not a sexist. But I understand the fact that men NEED to be able to make a woman laugh or they're screwd. Women don't need to make us laugh. We're obsessed with them already. Ther's a great article out ther about this, by Christopher Hitchens. And of course, I never suggested that it's impossible for a woman to be funny, but generally, men are the funny ones.
I am so glad I'm not married to some feminazi, Or a fat ass. Or a hot chick who flirts with other guys. Or someone who craps with the bathroom door open. Or someone who makes me want to kill myself when I think of spending the next few decades with her. Or someone who bitches about how she doesn't have a nice enough car, or big enough house, or a big enough wardrobe, or how I put on 20 pounds in the last decade.
Which pretty much describes 99% of women out there.
@kendigjl Maybe your mom is like that? Most men make a general assumption of women using there Mother, although this woman would be funny if she was a comedienne, rather then some average wench that can't just write a blog like the rest of her friends
@saynotodrug999 Actually, I just happened to visit WalMart today, and every married guy there looked like he was in hell. Like the song says "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one".
As for any stupid psychobabble you throw at me, bring it on. I can take it long and hard. Just like your Mom.
@kendigjl ahhahahah 'my kind'? also when did i suggest that i was homosexual? I was just saying that ur dissatisfaction with women seems to point to the logical next that is gettin' jiggy with dudes. is that bad?
@ryderjames46 Don't bother--Neanderthals like himself are so encapsulated in their narrow-minded bullshit and despondency that they can't wrap their (un-evolved). brains around the concept of logical argumentation
@kendigjl Sounds like your shallow-ass is going to remain single. Oh, and for the record, ya'll aren't so great yourselves :) Unless you have your privates in something with a pulse, you never seem content. Evolve already, would ya?
@BRIANNAistalksick As for remaining single - 50% of marriages end in divorce, and of the 50% that don't what percentage are happy? Then there are the 10% of men who are naively taking care of kids that they don't know are someone elses.
Marriage is a racket designed to trap men into paying for the privilege of being told they can't fuck anyone new for the rest of their lives. Being single is the only way to avoid being trapped by bitchy fat ass who refuses to make me a sandwich.
@kendigjl Men like yourself are the lowest common denominators of society. You're absolutely terrified of true intimacy, familial obligation and responsibility, and above all else, maturity. Grow the fuck up and start thinking with the proper head--and if not, please relocate yourself to the jungle, where you (and Neanderthal "boys" who likewise share such disgusting sentiments) belong. You have no place in a modern, progressive society.
@BRIANNAistalksick Funny, I thought child molesters/murderers/rapists etc were the lowest common denominators of society. Or maybe wife beaters, or philanderers, or someone who hurts other people. I do not advocate hurting people. I advocate not getting trapped by a bitchy fat ass. What's wrong with that?
Staying single, fit, and happy is the best life for a man.
@kendigjl They descend below the low-levelness of the lowest common denominator(s) (and as far as I'm concerned, they've no place in society). You, contrarily, are none of he above--you're just a misogynistic pig. You might wanna take a second gander at some these chubster men parading about--which begs the obvious question as to WHY men habitually feel entitled to slave-like, submissive, "beautiful" women when they, themselves, are nothing to boast about. Have fun dying in emotional solitude.
Half of marriages end in divorce. Some portion of the 50% that last are unhappy. Children are most commonly awarded to the mother when a divorce happens.
So logically, a man is PROBABLY going to get screwed if he gets married.
How can you disagree with cold facts? Are you saying I'm wrong?
Why are marriages happening if everyone is happy? Do you think guys like divorcing attractive women who take good care of the family? Are you insane?
@kendigjl Over half of marriages end in divorce because people in this country tend to marry prematurely and based on superficial qualities (such as the ones you mention--physical attractiveness, etc., etc.). It's unfortunate, but it's not secret that people in the United States don't take familial obligation, financial matters, and/or HONESTY/FIDELITY very seriously. Nevertheless, by your logic, a woman is only worth marrying if she is of good servitude and physically attractive...how shallow.
@BRIANNAistalksick "Nevertheless, by your logic, a woman is only worth marrying if she is of good servitude and physically attractive...how shallow."
You left out 'not bitchy'.
Regardless of what you or I say about the subject, the truth is the truth. Most marriages end in divorce or are unhappy.
The best way for a man to live is to stay single, and enjoy a woman as long as she is enjoyable. Then move on to a new one. Just like a used car. Trade her in when you're done with her.
@kendigjl So, in other words--essentially--you treat women like toilet paper? If us women shared the same sentiments about men as you do women, there'd be a shitload of soiled, worthless men out there (after all, your ridiculous rantings are fairly indicative of the sentiments shared by much of the male population--well, the lower-end population, anyway). What makes you so "enjoyable?" You don't think that women grow equally tired of misogynistic men and their disgusting antics? Jesus, grow up.
@kendigjl LOL! Or maybe you just can't comprehend/respond to rhetorical argumentation. You don't get anything from our dialogue because a) you're clearly close-minded as fuck, b) you've probably had disappointing relationships with women--which have thus rendered you a jaded woman-hater, and c) you're terribly uneducated. Open your mind and zip up your pants for once...you might just find yourself a new man (or in your case, you'll finally BECOME a man).
Hey,,,, it's as simple as this, and I DON'T CARE what you Say Feel Think or Do, the bbl says it, so THAT SETTLE IT!!!!
In the beginning, God said let's make MAN in our image and likeness Gen.1:26,, Then it is NOT GOOD for man to be alone, I will make a >>>HELPMATE FOR HIM!!!<<< Gen.2:18
Then Eve comes along and brings sin into the world cause SHE was the ONE DECEIVED! Gen. 3:13 - 1Tim.2:14
Now this is ALL GOD's WORD, not my own opinion!!!! So if u disagree w/me, take it up w/God!!!
This should be a public message clip against child abuse cause this woman's daddy obviously abused her. Cold Bitches like this woman Were never treated right by their fathers..Never called a princess or Daddy's little girl..Just Hey Lisa time to brush your teeth Daddy will just put some tooth paste on his Pee Pee...
jesus this is the best living example of what a conservative woman is. Cold, Hates cock, loves money and is boderline racist. Wow must be a line a mile long for pussys who wanna marry this twat.
@groovekiller I love the way she goes straight to objectifying men after that joke. She's making a comment about prejudices that we are blind to in both cases. It's just a little out of the reach of this audience, plus it makes you think-laugh instead of laugh out loud.
agreed men are like used cars.Plus I will never ever again date a used car salesman. the one I was with for_ years of my life asked me every year if I was going to give him thye title to my genitals. He refered to me as a used car and thats jjust wrong ladies.
@000NubianPrincess000 calm down there just jokes try to laugh you know its this sound that sounds like this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah you should try it sometimes it makes life mad better
@000NubianPrincess000 calm down there just jokes try to laugh you know its this sound that sounds like this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah you should try it sometimes it makes life mad better
@000NubianPrincess000 calm down there just jokes try to laugh you know its this sound that sounds like this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah you should try it sometimes it makes life mad better. however she was not all that funny and was hella ugly
@marquis242006 lol i read this after i commented above and ur right ppl need to stop using one another but like i said it wont happen cause the world is just to selfish both men and woman are not just one
I luv comedians, and i believe theres no tabu subject in comedy that shouldn't be made fun of until this unfunny bitch. It's no surprise that she's without a partner who cares enough for her to, house ,feed ,and build a family with. Also she's the one who looks like she needs a lube. She's the one who should have a lube dispencer next to her dried up ''nano nano''. No man whats this prune.
your joke was so offensive, mexican woman are so good,and better looking then you, not bc they are latinas they have to be less then you, you are stuped ,you better say sorry, or you like people say oh look at the prostitud in this video... ah you patetic
See how woman can talk Bullsht about Men,,,, >>>AND THAT OKAY???<<< NOT
Men took the Metal outta the Mountains, and Melted it to Make the Machinery, that Make the World Move!!! It takes men wisdom to make the women fricking panties!!!!
Hey chick, if u want MY MONEY, then get on ur knees as you earn ur keep. SWALLOW
@onlyway2christ1 you sexist mother fucking PIG!!! Do you really think all women want is money. Women want a relationship that lasts a while. Men are the bastards that only want sex. If they get a girl knocked up 9 out of 10 guys will walk away and say its not theirs. Do you honestly think that a women will touch ur money if she has to have sex with you or give you a BJ. HELL NO. Maybe you should think about not being a sexist pig and then you might actually have a girlfriend and a life. u Bitch.
She was about as entertaining as a coil of unbraided rope fibers. She was about as funny as the moment you realize you're going to fall onto something sharp. She was about as appealing and personable as an anti social lump of decaying cheese with personal space issues. But in the grand scheme of things, she's still nothing like dane cook. So she's still ahead of the curve.
How is the maid joke offensive or mean? Yes, it was a racist statement, but poking fun at the fact that many maids in America are Hispanic. She's making fun of that fact. She's obviously just kidding.
Whoa... that maid bit missed big time. I think Ellen used up the deadpan delivery schtick.
RNBMusicNJ 1 day ago
I think her act could have gone better with better choiced words, & i especially found it funny where are the guys without balls got butthurt about this lol
CmoreBuhts 1 week ago
Sweet , Olive-Oil does comedy. Or is that Jamie Lee Curtis in the final stages of some really fucked up bout with cancer?
majorjockitch 1 week ago
best part was "I'm all out of time"
elektrikaudio 2 weeks ago
what a dumb bitch, I'd still throw one up her though.
SuperRiverRat1 2 months ago
What an idiot!
ginny0015 2 months ago
Twas enjoyable.
Almost as enjoyable as seeing all the butthurt youtubers on the comment section.
chuckinator11 3 months ago 2
outfitted with maid thoughts
lunaticial 3 months ago
Racism is funny because it is so taboo it makes us feel awkward. She's saying it not because she believes it, but to make us laugh because "oh, you're so horrible". She also makes us face our own racist connections that we have accumulated from experience and inner biases (white or otherwise). At the same time, she's making fun of rich white women who think that way.
unholyimage 3 months ago
She has good sarcastic delivery, needs to work on her material.
Anfmethodjor 4 months ago
you dont have to love or loathe every comic
Wutwut1n1 4 months ago
no wonder you're single... don't quit your day job
smtbbo 4 months ago
Give up comedy dummy.
maximusdecimus888 5 months ago
o my god this is true.... women are not funny at all
sanntta82 5 months ago
they're clapping cuz its over!!
njprincess211 5 months ago
Mexicans are hot! They deserve better! I would like to associate them with other professions like acting and stuff. :)
miadevega 5 months ago
These comedy chicks should put something in their pussy, cause when you don't touch your cunt, you become a total cunt from head to toe.
carbonstatekid 6 months ago
she stole that kelly blue book joke from corey holcombe!!!..look it up!!
stryfetc 6 months ago
is she comedian ? !!!
aref1234 6 months ago
dunno what you guys are talking about... at least she's being ironic and not pushing her beauty or feminism into her comedy.
WeAreCameron 6 months ago
yes we need a lube job!
flashroyal1 6 months ago
What part of the video was the funny part?
57worldwide 6 months ago
funny how you filthy wetbacks get all offended but at the same time it's totally okay to verbally trash whites-take your double standards back to beanerville. wake up racist clown, we are all part of the same human spirit
jonnybeefcake1 6 months ago
@jonnybeefcake1 Is that serious? Wake up...wetback? Are you trying to attack racism with racism, or attack stupidity with stupidity?
57worldwide 6 months ago
lol.
baddave83 6 months ago
I love this chick! I want a maid too!
foxybiroxy 6 months ago
In a few years, or sooner, the USA will be bankrupt and in dept to China for trillions. Then this lady will be in Mexico looking for a job as a maid. More likely she will be in Canada where they have really solid banks. Regardless I could not smile, giggle or even shrug at this vid.
lastmiles 6 months ago
dukmbass bitch talking about mexican like that.
fuck you bitch, no wonder you dont gottta no man .
bubblegumwithsomefun 6 months ago
dum b!tch
gravybaby11 6 months ago
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best thing she ever said, "I'm out of time everybody"
smtbbo 6 months ago
I am shattered to think what would have happened to the world if women started thinking like this !!!
Thank god that the reality (perhaps) far from it...
arnabcse28 6 months ago
@arnabcse28 The problem is that a lot of men already think along the same lines about the topics she mentioned.
Absolutelycheese 6 months ago
not funny
ransak209 6 months ago
This disgusted me. It's people like this that make the world such a shitty place. You can't tell jokes as racist, or sexist as this. It's not funny.
xSYDLOUFOUx12 6 months ago
I hope a Mexican woman hires you to be her maid. Then you can practice your unfunny "comedy" by telling jokes to her toilet while you clean it.
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TonicMike 6 months ago
racist! I'm mexican and not planning to be a maid ever. And yeah she is sexist as well. What the hell! you will never find anyone you bitter old hag!
gaide06 6 months ago
She's not funny at all!
andrian007 7 months ago
i hit play, saw julia roberts without makeup, and hit stop.
araeswhiteflag 7 months ago 3
LOL!
jakeo96 7 months ago
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chicks are not funny....
imgordonfreeman 7 months ago
the maid joke was hilarious
kh739 7 months ago
she maybe be horriable but she makes me feel better about being single lol
ilovemyhorse1415 7 months ago
I made a youtube account just so i could say how fuckin shit this woman is, what a stupid fuck
humdiddlediddle 7 months ago 2
@humdiddlediddle Why does your profile say you joined on Jan 29, 2009?
AKA1Ralph 6 months ago
at first i thought she said "I wanna mate" then I busted laughin
sor8an 7 months ago
@sor8an omg that would have been actually funny... shes a FAIL
Msqfocus 7 months ago
maids do governors
1Urganda1 7 months ago
bet she doesnt get a lot of love from men
baioken 7 months ago
She's not married? Nooo
TheBelleH 7 months ago
i wanna slap her to death!
leeroi1 7 months ago
Women weren't made for comedy... get back in the kitchen!
Ayyadification 7 months ago
@Ayyadification You ass, women in general have nothing to do with her crappy jokes, you sexist pig
blackandwhiteangel13 7 months ago
@blackandwhiteangel13 Calm down >.> It was a joke.
Ayyadification 7 months ago
@Ayyadification And not a funny one at that
blackandwhiteangel13 7 months ago
@blackandwhiteangel13 That's your opinion and I respect that.
Ayyadification 7 months ago
Some funny material here ('maid joke' ...infantilizing,objectifying foreign maids ; 'marriage lemon law' ... objectifying men for their utility) , but it's pretty clear the 'love fire pilot light' went out on this one about 15 years ago.
ProNorden 7 months ago
Women are just not funny. Just stick to being hot! I mean, honestly, only male comedians can make members of boths sexes laugh their asses off. Hell, male comedians can make sexist jokes and make women laugh. Women, they barely make other women laugh. Am I the only one who barely heard some laughs?
1REVINT 8 months ago
@1REVINT hahaha you tool
ryderjames46 8 months ago
@1REVINT I agree. Most women are not funny, and the ones who are not that attractive. If you are a pretty woman a guy is not going to be paying attention to what you are saying anyway. Unattractive women usually compensate by having a good sense of humor.
RetroJenny 7 months ago
@RetroJenny And the thing is, I'm really not a sexist. But I understand the fact that men NEED to be able to make a woman laugh or they're screwd. Women don't need to make us laugh. We're obsessed with them already. Ther's a great article out ther about this, by Christopher Hitchens. And of course, I never suggested that it's impossible for a woman to be funny, but generally, men are the funny ones.
1REVINT 7 months ago
wow bitches arnt funny. Stick to sandwich making.
mochopz 8 months ago
@mochopz Still dragging females into caves by their hair, or what? Grow up douche bag.
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@BRIANNAistalksick LOL cunts. Think there opinions matter.
mochopz 7 months ago
@mochopz LOL trolls. Misogynistic, low-grade, intelligence-lacking pieces of shit think that their opinions matter.
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
I am so glad I'm not married to some feminazi, Or a fat ass. Or a hot chick who flirts with other guys. Or someone who craps with the bathroom door open. Or someone who makes me want to kill myself when I think of spending the next few decades with her. Or someone who bitches about how she doesn't have a nice enough car, or big enough house, or a big enough wardrobe, or how I put on 20 pounds in the last decade.
Which pretty much describes 99% of women out there.
kendigjl 8 months ago
@kendigjl Maybe your mom is like that? Most men make a general assumption of women using there Mother, although this woman would be funny if she was a comedienne, rather then some average wench that can't just write a blog like the rest of her friends
saynotodrug999 8 months ago
@saynotodrug999 Actually, I just happened to visit WalMart today, and every married guy there looked like he was in hell. Like the song says "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one".
As for any stupid psychobabble you throw at me, bring it on. I can take it long and hard. Just like your Mom.
kendigjl 8 months ago
@kendigjl you should turn homo
ryderjames46 8 months ago
@ryderjames46 Thanks for the invitation, but just because you like the lifestyle doesn't mean I would. I have nothing against your kind though.
kendigjl 8 months ago
@kendigjl ahhahahah 'my kind'? also when did i suggest that i was homosexual? I was just saying that ur dissatisfaction with women seems to point to the logical next that is gettin' jiggy with dudes. is that bad?
ryderjames46 8 months ago
@ryderjames46 Why are you so defensive? And why do feel the desire to try and find homosexuality in other guys?
As long as we're playing amateur psychologists, I think these are fair questions.
kendigjl 8 months ago
@ryderjames46 Don't bother--Neanderthals like himself are so encapsulated in their narrow-minded bullshit and despondency that they can't wrap their (un-evolved). brains around the concept of logical argumentation
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@kendigjl Sounds like your shallow-ass is going to remain single. Oh, and for the record, ya'll aren't so great yourselves :) Unless you have your privates in something with a pulse, you never seem content. Evolve already, would ya?
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@BRIANNAistalksick As for remaining single - 50% of marriages end in divorce, and of the 50% that don't what percentage are happy? Then there are the 10% of men who are naively taking care of kids that they don't know are someone elses.
Marriage is a racket designed to trap men into paying for the privilege of being told they can't fuck anyone new for the rest of their lives. Being single is the only way to avoid being trapped by bitchy fat ass who refuses to make me a sandwich.
kendigjl 7 months ago
@kendigjl Men like yourself are the lowest common denominators of society. You're absolutely terrified of true intimacy, familial obligation and responsibility, and above all else, maturity. Grow the fuck up and start thinking with the proper head--and if not, please relocate yourself to the jungle, where you (and Neanderthal "boys" who likewise share such disgusting sentiments) belong. You have no place in a modern, progressive society.
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@BRIANNAistalksick Funny, I thought child molesters/murderers/rapists etc were the lowest common denominators of society. Or maybe wife beaters, or philanderers, or someone who hurts other people. I do not advocate hurting people. I advocate not getting trapped by a bitchy fat ass. What's wrong with that?
Staying single, fit, and happy is the best life for a man.
kendigjl 7 months ago
@kendigjl They descend below the low-levelness of the lowest common denominator(s) (and as far as I'm concerned, they've no place in society). You, contrarily, are none of he above--you're just a misogynistic pig. You might wanna take a second gander at some these chubster men parading about--which begs the obvious question as to WHY men habitually feel entitled to slave-like, submissive, "beautiful" women when they, themselves, are nothing to boast about. Have fun dying in emotional solitude.
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@BRIANNAistalksick
Half of marriages end in divorce. Some portion of the 50% that last are unhappy. Children are most commonly awarded to the mother when a divorce happens.
So logically, a man is PROBABLY going to get screwed if he gets married.
How can you disagree with cold facts? Are you saying I'm wrong?
Why are marriages happening if everyone is happy? Do you think guys like divorcing attractive women who take good care of the family? Are you insane?
kendigjl 7 months ago
@kendigjl Over half of marriages end in divorce because people in this country tend to marry prematurely and based on superficial qualities (such as the ones you mention--physical attractiveness, etc., etc.). It's unfortunate, but it's not secret that people in the United States don't take familial obligation, financial matters, and/or HONESTY/FIDELITY very seriously. Nevertheless, by your logic, a woman is only worth marrying if she is of good servitude and physically attractive...how shallow.
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@BRIANNAistalksick "Nevertheless, by your logic, a woman is only worth marrying if she is of good servitude and physically attractive...how shallow."
You left out 'not bitchy'.
Regardless of what you or I say about the subject, the truth is the truth. Most marriages end in divorce or are unhappy.
The best way for a man to live is to stay single, and enjoy a woman as long as she is enjoyable. Then move on to a new one. Just like a used car. Trade her in when you're done with her.
kendigjl 7 months ago
@kendigjl So, in other words--essentially--you treat women like toilet paper? If us women shared the same sentiments about men as you do women, there'd be a shitload of soiled, worthless men out there (after all, your ridiculous rantings are fairly indicative of the sentiments shared by much of the male population--well, the lower-end population, anyway). What makes you so "enjoyable?" You don't think that women grow equally tired of misogynistic men and their disgusting antics? Jesus, grow up.
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
@BRIANNAistalksick Your reply's tend to be chock full of emotion and empty of logic. I get nothing from our dialogue, and so I'm done.
kendigjl 7 months ago
@kendigjl LOL! Or maybe you just can't comprehend/respond to rhetorical argumentation. You don't get anything from our dialogue because a) you're clearly close-minded as fuck, b) you've probably had disappointing relationships with women--which have thus rendered you a jaded woman-hater, and c) you're terribly uneducated. Open your mind and zip up your pants for once...you might just find yourself a new man (or in your case, you'll finally BECOME a man).
BRIANNAistalksick 7 months ago
This Mexican girl did not appreciate the maid joke. AT ALL.
DandyLion349 8 months ago
@DandyLion349 overly sensitive
ryderjames46 8 months ago
SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT
TheSanooji 8 months ago
Hey,,,, it's as simple as this, and I DON'T CARE what you Say Feel Think or Do, the bbl says it, so THAT SETTLE IT!!!!
In the beginning, God said let's make MAN in our image and likeness Gen.1:26,, Then it is NOT GOOD for man to be alone, I will make a >>>HELPMATE FOR HIM!!!<<< Gen.2:18
Then Eve comes along and brings sin into the world cause SHE was the ONE DECEIVED! Gen. 3:13 - 1Tim.2:14
Now this is ALL GOD's WORD, not my own opinion!!!! So if u disagree w/me, take it up w/God!!!
onlyway2christ1 8 months ago
@onlyway2christ1 how can i take it up with some 1 that doesnt exist and good work basing your life on a old book put together by old ppl
bahamasartits 8 months ago
You bombed!
MAXdaWISE 8 months ago
shes white?
105km 8 months ago
This should be a public message clip against child abuse cause this woman's daddy obviously abused her. Cold Bitches like this woman Were never treated right by their fathers..Never called a princess or Daddy's little girl..Just Hey Lisa time to brush your teeth Daddy will just put some tooth paste on his Pee Pee...
nandansho 8 months ago
jesus this is the best living example of what a conservative woman is. Cold, Hates cock, loves money and is boderline racist. Wow must be a line a mile long for pussys who wanna marry this twat.
nandansho 8 months ago
whaaaaaaahhhh someone get this chick a dick in her twat!! maybe she would lighten up if someone dicked her down properly....id need a 5th in me tho
zaph1987 8 months ago
Pfft Racist whore. Oh and she's not funny, or attractive, or n no personality. Kill yourself? You'd make good compost
groovekiller 8 months ago 16
@groovekiller I love the way she goes straight to objectifying men after that joke. She's making a comment about prejudices that we are blind to in both cases. It's just a little out of the reach of this audience, plus it makes you think-laugh instead of laugh out loud.
unholyimage 3 months ago
Boo You Whore
XMsPerezX 8 months ago
Go figure why she's still single.
GreatBlueKnight 8 months ago
So thats what dieing looks like ....
theomega616 8 months ago
She is running out of time :) hehehe!!. Some guys think like her too, cars worn out and get a better car when man become successful. :)
AgiPI125 9 months ago
You can always kind of see who's not funny just by their attitude and face. Her delivery is really bad
IzumoandKotetsuRock 9 months ago
Enjoy your cats
rustedromeo 9 months ago
younger chicks want fun experiences, older chicks want money
jayrperiod 9 months ago
@silvara28 that comment was ACTUALLY funnier than this whole video, but is really saying anything?
yuhhustla 9 months ago
agreed men are like used cars.Plus I will never ever again date a used car salesman. the one I was with for_ years of my life asked me every year if I was going to give him thye title to my genitals. He refered to me as a used car and thats jjust wrong ladies.
A4est 9 months ago
I would gladly kick her ass
MissPaulih 9 months ago 2
you need a punch in the face woman
SEVANAL 9 months ago
I am sorry I thought she was trying to be funny.
niceguy999918 9 months ago
theres a reason ur not married u suck
18rockyou 9 months ago 2
is this lesbian humor or plain misandry?
a boring act in any case.
pxb353 9 months ago 2
Funny lines, but it's very dry...Try a little life next time, maybe?...
SuperJacks88 10 months ago
Your husband or boyfriend will want the cute little Latina maid too, Homely.
crazydoglady22 10 months ago
Bet your husband wants a cute little Latina maid too!
crazydoglady22 10 months ago
A blue book containing the worth of used men? Pure genius!!!! lol Check out comedy on my channel too peeps!
missyonthanet 10 months ago
sounds like shes doing a speech, and not a standup routine :(
Rawsawn 10 months ago
Good jokes, needs to speed up a bit...
ellenoid 10 months ago
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alabalapopacanta 10 months ago
Theres probebly a reason why shes not married.....and this is why....
mohomadali 11 months ago
racist, sexist & ugly !
000NubianPrincess000 11 months ago 23
@000NubianPrincess000 calm down there just jokes try to laugh you know its this sound that sounds like this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah you should try it sometimes it makes life mad better
greensegram 7 months ago
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@000NubianPrincess000 calm down there just jokes try to laugh you know its this sound that sounds like this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah you should try it sometimes it makes life mad better
greensegram 7 months ago
@000NubianPrincess000 calm down there just jokes try to laugh you know its this sound that sounds like this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah you should try it sometimes it makes life mad better. however she was not all that funny and was hella ugly
greensegram 7 months ago
the maid joke wasnt funny i was surprised nothin happend to her
bwockee 11 months ago 41
@bwockee anthony jeselnik makes way worse jokes and they're funny cuz he's a guy. double standards.
ryderjames46 8 months ago
@bwockee umad beener lol
apbhitman 8 months ago
@apbhitman hows that funny??
bwockee 5 months ago
@bwockee is she a bitch?
Blackshadow164 7 months ago
wtf?
daniyellowjello 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
lgcfsr 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
U suck...
winterify 1 year ago
Ive gotten alot of responses to my above question and let me just state that a mans worth is not in his wallet nor is a women's in her vagina.
marquis242006 1 year ago
@marquis242006 lol i read this after i commented above and ur right ppl need to stop using one another but like i said it wont happen cause the world is just to selfish both men and woman are not just one
3939jessie 10 months ago
2:24 minutes of my life gone! just like that
hbqw 1 year ago
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JoeRoseComedy 1 year ago
I am a woman and I think thats really stupid! Wasn't funny at all.......:-/
crazzyally 1 year ago 2
I'll tell you why a man's worth is tied to his bank account. It's because a woman's worth is tied to her physical appearance.
sluttyfartbuster 1 year ago 4
her comedy style is too high for that crowd .... too bad ..... she'd hit it big with the right crowd ..... and this obviously wasn't it.
midgard83 1 year ago 3
I luv comedians, and i believe theres no tabu subject in comedy that shouldn't be made fun of until this unfunny bitch. It's no surprise that she's without a partner who cares enough for her to, house ,feed ,and build a family with. Also she's the one who looks like she needs a lube. She's the one who should have a lube dispencer next to her dried up ''nano nano''. No man whats this prune.
geektoro 1 year ago
I liked it ^^ :D
RZy17 1 year ago
The jokes had potential.
pastafarian37 1 year ago
meh... bad joke
johndixon 1 year ago
that was the most waistful 2:24 minutes of my life,
dsdddancer12 1 year ago
and this is why she's still single.
nessnessize 1 year ago
@nessnessize indeed
tibherius 1 year ago
go to hell and get off the comedy stand! do the world a favor youtube and delete her videos!!!!!
IraqiM00N 1 year ago
your joke was so offensive, mexican woman are so good,and better looking then you, not bc they are latinas they have to be less then you, you are stuped ,you better say sorry, or you like people say oh look at the prostitud in this video... ah you patetic
chchiruthyi 1 year ago
@chchiruthyi You are correct but your comment would hold more weight if you could spell.
She is a terrible comic and even I was offended by her mexican maid joke.
likenowwhat 1 year ago
that first joke wasn't funny and pretty offensive. I can see why this bitch is single
Dimitribangbang 1 year ago
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I can't imagine why she isn't married.
xoxSugah 1 year ago
are you a jewish lady? no offence.
fredfelosofar 1 year ago
baaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahah the opening joke was amazing
Waltank 1 year ago
SWF Seeks STD.
XDDD <3
kagomerox10121 1 year ago
it wasn't bad, but if the audience isn't laughing - you shouldn't be pausing
otchacha 1 year ago 3
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onlyway2christ1 1 year ago
@onlyway2christ1 Wow. I read your entire comment, and then looked at your username.
Hypocrite, much? Men and women have the same capabilities - at least, intellectually.
It's comedy, most men talk bullshit about women, and vice versa.
astrangeone 1 year ago 20
@onlyway2christ1 you sexist mother fucking PIG!!! Do you really think all women want is money. Women want a relationship that lasts a while. Men are the bastards that only want sex. If they get a girl knocked up 9 out of 10 guys will walk away and say its not theirs. Do you honestly think that a women will touch ur money if she has to have sex with you or give you a BJ. HELL NO. Maybe you should think about not being a sexist pig and then you might actually have a girlfriend and a life. u Bitch.
LovingBabe666 8 months ago
OMG LOL!
therealsylkwyrm 1 year ago
OMG LOL!
therealsylkwyrm 1 year ago
This is too boring.
BooDotBoo 1 year ago 2
bad
OMERTA011 1 year ago 2
I like her librarian style.
IWillNotConceide18 1 year ago
*snore*
falconiqx 1 year ago
LAME!
unacaraloca 1 year ago
what the fuck is wrong with her
POD2011 1 year ago
Don't quit your day job.
The best part of you act, Lisa, was the line:
"I'm all out of time. Thank you."
sspiega 1 year ago 2
The funniest part was the guy at 0:30 . . ya that joke sucked, and ya it was offensive, but what the fuck she's got balls WOOOOOOOO!!
artistsandbox 1 year ago
not funny
comingfrommyhead 1 year ago
She was about as entertaining as a coil of unbraided rope fibers. She was about as funny as the moment you realize you're going to fall onto something sharp. She was about as appealing and personable as an anti social lump of decaying cheese with personal space issues. But in the grand scheme of things, she's still nothing like dane cook. So she's still ahead of the curve.
existenceisrelative 1 year ago 3
@PlebitaDeAmaculi Then you are a really unprofessional lawyer. I'm Latina too, so don't call me racist.
alexandralovesyou95 1 year ago
Booooooooooooring. Shit! I know why she's not married.
OldZLand 1 year ago 2
wtf
missladym29 1 year ago
I love racist jokes but hers are lame.
swedishvolvo 1 year ago
um....ok then?
dolittle1992 1 year ago
she sux pure ass
mizzenvykii 1 year ago 5
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kappleviolet 2 years ago
How is the maid joke offensive or mean? Yes, it was a racist statement, but poking fun at the fact that many maids in America are Hispanic. She's making fun of that fact. She's obviously just kidding.
My1Vendetta 2 years ago
i actually liked it, who pays for newspaper adds, prostitutes. Plus shes not white
zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 2 years ago
that maid joke was really really mean. otherwise it was nice but can they please for once make up a joke that doesn't have to do with people's race.
NellieMarie223 2 years ago
the first one was in poor taste but i liked the other ones...
KunoichiKira 2 years ago