Andrew Dice Clay Returns To The Opie & Anthony Show

[BillKiernan]

i used to like Dice but in the past few years every time i see him it's him being a bitter nasty old man.

[abt7217tc]

Dice is a genius.

[sketchyben91]

dat's where i draw da line, you hooo-ahs!! OOHHH!

[8181harley]

dice u bottled it aresole

[58windsong]

I don't have a clue what they are bantering about? He said, she said...blah blah

[JBLAKIE1]

@58windsong

I have the same problem about o&a, they think people actually know every stupid detail about their lives.

[schnickman55]

I love the Diceman! Did Myron Cohen had any new jokes in the sixties? Sometimes resting on your laurels is the wisest idea.

[dkubick]

Dice's 15 minutes were up 20 years ago . . .

[whitejoneswhitejones]

wow. this opie shit is real bad. worst talk show ever. its gotta suck to always be second fiddle, but really, this is embarassing. anyone who calls themselves opie shouldnt be allowed to talk. this is a disgrace of a talkshow.

[tgoodfella]

I use to like Dice but he's a fake and phony ass.

[hac5x3]

Dice a/k/a jerk off.

[73metalman]

dice ruled

[jcarbis]

I love O&A, but they screwed up ever letting this guy back on the show after what he said on Howard. He's a has been hack comic.

[BeyondThePaleStudios]

@jcarbis your a douche and Dice is the man...bottom line

[jcarbis]

@BeyondThePaleStudios Your comment should have said "you're a douche." not your, you're a dumb fuck, just like "the man" the has been Dice, two faced hack piece of shit, that goes for you and your boy Dice. <---see that is how to use your. Your shows possession, or ownership, you're combines the words you and are. Basic 2nd grade english, guess you didn't get that far, or were under the desk sucking your buddies off.

[BeyondThePaleStudios]

@jcarbis aww did my grammatic error hurt your pussy my friend? I appologize. Thank you for the lesson sir I hope you feel better now that you wrote an entire paragraph as a youtube comment talking about one word...'you are' seriously a paragon of the english people and you fart poetry from your immaculate rectum while your mouth exuding a consistant river of propoerly exicuted words, which can only be worthy of my diuretic response. AKA I piss on your attempt at being condescending...Douche Bag

[jcarbis]

@jcarbis Go fuck your mother, unless it will make your faggot boyfriend mad.

[drunkNbored9]

the funniest thing DIce can do is DIE WHILE HE'S CHOKING ON A MASSIVE HORSE COCK. WHile his kids film it. That would be FUCKING hilarious.

[maltgiver]

I think Dice said it best, Ta all you Fuck-N-Losers who got nothing better to do, so ya come on here to rip the D-Man cause ya woundn't know Comedy if it hit ya in the

Fuck-N-Face, "So Heres Ta All You Losers - "Sucking My Dick"

[TransliteratedJumble]

Miss Teresa Teng was the premiere songstress of the 20th century.

[Draeka]

Dice is the man. Fuck all you haters.

[stonesmad]

Dice, while you're wearing the gym clothes, wouldn't hurt to actually use one...

[tom9730]

"back in the day"

Anyone who uses this meaningless phrase is completely retarded.

[donniedarkodevotte]

I doubt that Dice can even afford a phone, let alone an underwater(wtf does that even mean?!) phone. He probably borrowed it from a stranger in the streets before the interview and ran off with it so he'd have something to show off.

[ERIC141520]

Opie really sucks

[GewgleTubeExplorer]

I wonder if Opie actually thinks that calling Dice out on whatever he said about him on some other show makes for "hard-hitting" radio. Most listeners don't care about these slight affronts to the host's reputation. These are fleeting and insignificant crypto-feuds. Do real interviews. Be funny.

[ProofReadTard]

Hope Joe Rogan gets him on the podcast. Rogan wants to ask him how he became ADC. ADC used to be a character he did as part of his act then he slowly became him. The CNN interview is still hilarious.

[WordMunchers87]

under water phone... opie " Under here now " lol

[stonesourbonez20]

Why is opie saying the dead dad thing is too far? He makes jokes about dead people all the time. Hypocrite.

[horseboyken]

@stonesourbonez20 He was reffering to Howard saying he was going to skull fuck Mancow's dead dad but that was 10 years ago

[FlashVirus]

@stonesourbonez20

Well I don't like making jokes about anyone that is dead. But to be perfectly fair-- it's a totally different situation when you KNOW someone who had a relative die, as you can empathize with them. When you just look at it strictly as a joke (without empathy) then it's totally different situation.

[dsfsdfdfhggf]

@stonesourbonez20 well, since they were friends maybe that makes it worse.

[EricLynchSucks]

love the "You couple of faggots!" lol



[maxmaxmax295]

FUCK DICE, HES A BACKPEDALING DOUCHE!

[bustballz]

THE KING OF ALL COMEDY! DICE! DICE! DICE!!

[bobbymidnight316]

Dice is washed up like old laundry

[TropicalShirtTy]

Dice doesn't sound like his usual self lol, he's still a jerk, but he doesn't sound so movie-phony

[MarkaRoxx]

DICE IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICE RULES - HE WAS SELLING OUT SHOWS WHEN O&A WERE NOTHING BUT A TICKEL IN THIER DADDIES PANTS!

[justentime77]

Dice is such a suck ass! He completely railroaded this Opie dude on Howard Stern and here he is acting like it was nothing and he only did it because he was hurt and they're really such good friends. The fact is he's desperate and using anyone he can to get some well needed publicity.

[bailinnumberguy]

They sound like 2 old ladies trying to make up. They went shopping together?  What the hell is that?

[ThomasDeLello]

WTF is he talking about...?

[downthefaith]

you dive under the water, call the police hahahahaha my god thats epic shit!

[SickKnowledge82]

Jay Mohr is a way funnier comic. Other than that played out voice he does, his jokes are weak in content and creativity. He's a fake ass DING DING DING. Who really gives a shit Dice's act has about the same funny element as watching a dying horse.

[truriot]

dice is full of shit

[vitaminfromthesky]

i love o&a, but what i hate about them much is that they are such an ass lickers. op now cries that he needs a reason for fight, that he is so saint and Dice means so much to him. but the moment Dice leaves, op again fucks with him. its just miserable. thats whats always with o&a, they are nice with their guests, but when guests leave, they become into worst shit ever.

[yankeefan42]

not a big fan of dice's comedy, but he is one of the best stern guests

[1844Freddy]

Is it even humanly possible to be a bigger douche than Andrew Dice Clay?

[marcusvee]

A Classic Never gets Old or Tired. Dice is still Heavyweight Champion of Comedy

Do the Beatles need to write some new songs. Does Michael Jordan have anything to prove to Kobe Bryant. Earth Wind & Fire is still the best band of all time. Critics are

like assholes. Everyone has one. Those who rock, rock, those who don't critique .....!

[daddymac247]

Opie & Anthony Suck. Get these idiots off radio.

[BrendanIsCool]

@daddymac247 hoo hoo

[shancock0710]

@daddymac247 they're on XM dude. If the ratings suck they will be off radio. If they ratings are good, they will stay on radio. Got it? Others like it, change the damn channel.

[goku08057]

5:29

[goku08057]

Hahahah! He said "couple of faggots" and then he gets up and leaves and the do it over again.

[TheAllha]

he does a good enough job of making himself look like a cunt. i'm sure his son thinks he's a tool anyhow.

[GiantDoucheNG]

Dice sounds like the gay love child of Popeye and Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas.

[2jetskis]

Wow, O & A pissed somebody off? I'm Shocked...

[tweed187187]

had adc ever got his ass beat on cam?if soo i would love to see it.hes a shit talker and nothing more.

[djkinetic1]

can clearly see this was edited

[CBrusich]

@djkinetic1 Because Dice bables and wastes the batteries.

[Rotaswagga]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! 0.34.....HAHA! Who's doing the interveiw.....BIATCH. U THE MAN!!!! DICE.

[samsonlt123]

To all you dummies Oh, herdicae dock Dice is all stick, all act, thats how he makes his livin wake up, Nicey Nicey boom

[CERNOBE]

was this after the opie gay dice impression?

[SchaefDizzle]

Ahh-bugggghh-gaaaaa-geeeeshhh!­!!

[analogdharma]

Him and his stupid gloves.

[oxytrebor]

why does Dice always wear sweat suits as if he ever works out , that dirt Jew , OW !

[TheMarchon1]

Dice is the fucken best....the greatest comedial of all time

[TheRealEzzy]

@TheMarchon1 Jump off a bridge

[FayeValentine666]

fatty.

[Jesusismothra]

i don't hate him...i just never found him funny at all.

[LA3226]

What a fucking two face douche. Did you hear him on Stern? He went on and on about O&A being dicks while praising Howard. The guy is NOT funny at all. He's an angry little pussy. FUCKING LAME!

[DescendIntoTheAbsurd]

agreed. He's a two-faced hypocrite.

[hey10001]

thats dices thing hes obviously stopped smoking

[EmoSceneKid654]

What the fuck, Dice? No smoking in there or something? Just sitting there with an unlit cigarette.

[NiiCK5TER]

@EmoSceneKid654 I noticed him doing this in like 4 other videos

[jewschbag23]

are you all upset that dice is easily one of the greatest comics known to man?

[sitro74]

DICERULZ

[xXxcheezwhizxXx]

Love the Dice

[nottellingyou14]

Dice is a loser. he is so lame in this interview, kissing their ass

[BlakeTahoe]

ive opened for dice before in vegas(im a comic too) and that guy is SO warped he was asking shit like "daaah is da george clooney outs dere he callds me ups and wanted a tickets" im not joking he needs meds its hilarious but the guy needs help

[OboxerU]

@BlakeTahoe

"I don't need no crap outta you, jackass".

Linger longer.

[shiftas2]

dice is funny, but he really is confused,,unless he has a genuine personality disorder,,i jus watched a previous interview before this,where hes sayin he wouldnt waste his time on a phone and he prefers actual contact,,this interview is an ovious contradiction

[F250Dude]

Tuburban? Did he mean Terrestrial? Jesus Dice!

[fourperson]

This guy is just too dumb to comprehend anything.

[hehehe88]

I cannot fault Dice, I would react the same way if they were fucking with my kid, even if they didn't mean it.

[thunderballzz]

Wow, he's a wuss in real life

[clwilu94]

Is that Gene Simmons or some other retard?

[emoneybagz23]

Man! Dice is a liar and a hypocrite! Why Did Opie and Anthony allow this washed up douche on their show?

[zootallurez]

Stop hating on dice. Hes the fuckin man. His character is fucking hilarious.

[OboxerU]

Has Dice written a new joke in the past 25 years?

[livardo]

@OboxerU: hickory dickory dock, I suck a lot of cok. OOOww.

[jmoney507]

@OboxerU Have you written a new joke in, like, EVER?

[StarFuxingHipster]

@OboxerU I'M OVERR HEEEEERRRREEEE NOW!

[EmoSceneKid654]

@OboxerU He's a joke all by himself.

[jakeplough]

@OboxerU fuck u.. what has he said ..that he said in this interview.. that he said 25 years ago if u answer that ur a fucking ..Bam u aint worth my time

[PsychoSpammer]

@OboxerU Yeah "l'm comin' back"

[jimmybrite]

What a hack.

[zeppelinator18]

Fuck this guy

[jasonesapp]

@zeppelinator18 thank u

[Chaturgha]

Dice reminds me of a woman who's had 3 kids, in her fifties, and still dresses like she's fresh out of high school. It ain't workin'.

[TheSparkyG]

i totally agree, he still thinks he is top shit.

[LennysComet]

it seems to me dice jumps from show to show whenever he gets in a fight with one or the other, he should have some balls and back what he says, instead of pulling this bitch move every couple years..

[Lvduggo69]

That was then , but now he's a hack with the same jokes.

Oooooh !

[LArosito]

DICE YOU  A STUPID OLD FARTTTTTTT.

[whitetruck76]

There is one comedian to sell out all the major venues, the only comedian to do it----Andrew Clay.

[0n0s0]

@whitetruck76 - 10 years ago... Clay is a washed up 52 year old hack b-actor stuck in a prolonged midlife crisis

[whitetruck76]

Ummm, ok, your opinion, but it is true. The only comedian to do it was Dice. Even Pryor or Carlin didn't do this.

[Sureshot82]

Opie is such a fag in this interview.

[joeypolanski]

Snooze-a-reeno!

Zzzzzzzz ...

[PaulHargghis]

Fucking tool

[SCoop923]

opie is so gay, hes acting like a chick who didnt get a call the next day what a queer

[DrDeano66]

Andrew Dice Clay is a comedian and is genuinely funny and in today's "PC" world, he doesn't fit in.

[iscream22]

I agree todays world is way too PC, but thats what the internet is for so we can watch Jim Norton, George Carlin, Bill Hicks etc.

Yeah i agree the media is extremely phony and crappy and it sickens me which is why i dont have cable TV (thank god).

[Napalmdeath420]

people talk shit i dont get it? if you dont like the man, dont watch his videos!!!! jesus fuckin christ!!

[Avalanche2]

Wow, how cool.........an unlit cigarette.

What a schmuck.

[marinecorpsdevildogs]

wow how cool... a guy who says schmuck

wat a fuckin retard

[CamronJLB]

HEY! he quit five years ago! OKAY!? Tink he dont know how to light a cigarette??

LOL

[rick7531]

@Avalanche2 Better than smoking it, it is used as a way to mimmick the rituals associated with smoking

[DavidLee97]

I love how Dice speaks his mind and just doesn't give a fuck, be awesome to hang out with him for a day.

[WiiFolderJosh]

Speaking your mind doesn't mean you're awesome. Any asshole can speak their mind, but actually HAVING A MIND is something entirely different.

[iluvdakushgroove]

opie and anthony suck dick stop emulating stern!!!

[s2000oholic]

happy birthday Jimmy

[Freamon]

howard is an overpaid faggot.. o&a have a great show and everyone who disagrees can go hoop a brick

[myassishaunted]

What happened to O&A? everytime i hear this show its either two bitches fighting or two bitches apologizing. I thought sirius radio was about getting away from the zoo crew bullshit, not listening to them bitch aimlessly.

[s0undtribe]

it's still good. i'm a howard stern fan #1 but O&A have a lot of passion for what they do and are great entertainers. they are the comedians' rest stop on the promotion tour. comedians love them and show up all the time which is great.

[Hughezy]

but Stern seems to be just him talking about his feelings for his wife or reality tv now.

i was a Stern die hard fan for years, but O&A is just insanely funny. especially when Ant does his Dice impression.

[pearcemark]

what?

[rexmiles77]

and this dumb old shit head andy dice clay is showing off his fancy underwater cell phone. How many times did this loser talk about how much he hates people showing off their cell phones. Now the fat fuck is showing off his phone like it's his new rubber pussy. Hey, clay, why don't you put that rubber pussy in opie's ass -- that way you won't feel like such a fag when you two closet fuck three nights a week. And i must say... clay is looking more the ferry each time i see his gym sweat shirts.

[rexmiles77]

ps... ANthony... fuck you too.

[rexmiles77]

opie and anthony suck each others cocks like closet gays. this show sucks dogs' dicks. i would rathe listen to a retard's fart. why why why do these losers even get a spot on the air-waves. i would like to punch all these dumb fuckers in the eye balls. fuck'em. these roaches should get pepper sprayed in their ass-holes. oppie you are a fag. fuck YOU.

[fatograph]

Man Dice is a real tough guy. Fought with Howard...went back. Fought with these two...went back. Hard to walk with a tail btween your legs.....

[s0undtribe]

he starts the fights and acts how he does to gain attention from shock value... but then like you said he goes back when the money runs out and he needs to try and get a career again

[fatograph]

I love when he tried to get Artie on Stern to do the Meadolands "with" him....He phrased it like he was doing Artie a favor...

[86lenny]

Why is Dice even dealing with a couple of nobodies ! Who the fuck are these guys ? Who are they ?

[heartyhoopz1184]

opie and anthony, one of the most popular radio shows in the country, thats who they are

[86lenny]

And what country might you be talking about ? Here in the U.S. they're nobodies ! They're not even on here in NYC on overnights !

[heartyhoopz1184]

haha no. theyre not nobodies. theyre millionaires. theyre on at 6 in the morning (primetime morning drive slot) on xm 202 and sirius 197 "the virus", and then theyre show is replayed at 3pm and 7:30pm, because people cant get enough opie and anthony. plus "the virus" is included in xm's "best of xm" package.

so as you can now see, theyre not nobodies...

[86lenny]

So they're on Sat. radio with about 5,ooo listners. Again, they're a bunch of nobodies ! They can't even get a job on free radio, and free radio will hire anybody(David Lee Roth anyone ?)

In fact, aren't these the 2 losers who couldn't get any ratings on free radio and were dumped ? People wouldn't even listen to them for free ! Howard Stern they aren't !

[heartyhoopz1184]

1. its called terrestrial radio, not free radio

2. satelite has millions of subscribers

3. terrestrial radio absolutely will not hire just anybody. im a radio dj myself, so i know first hand how hard this business is becoming

4. they were fired over a controversial bit they did, causing WNEW to completely go under. and the only reason they were dumped a second time was because WXRK's new program director decided to switch formats for the sake of advertisers, not because of lack of ratings.

[oyamajiujitsu]

lol never heard of them but they do suck

[heartyhoopz1184]

a lot of people disagree

[07thevoice]

5:34 what happen there?

[Idigindirt]

2 Fags,... where are they now??? they will always be howards bitchs...

[kodeathmatch1]

I would love to see Dice become a director on comedy movies or a writer. He keeps trying to be the Dice Man. Dice was a character, a great one, but he's timeless, Andrew Clay isn't.

[VIKING33NY]

Little douche Clay

Smoke a cig that ain't lit....Can't keep that Dik from his lips.

[Efreeti]

I'm undah hee' nohw!

[livardo]

I still think Dice is a huge douchebag.. but a funny one.. once in a while...

[TheHaiyahhs]

Agreed about once in awhile, but if you watch that Dice roast of Gene Simmons, he was terrible. Dice was funny 20 years ago, and the only funny thing ive heard from him since then, is the fact that he says hes the greatest comedian of all time.

[lowendentheogen]

fat hackie gabronie. dooouhh!

[Freshhhhh1982]

Wow, Dice is actually a human being with feeling and shit.

[cygnetomega]

No he isn't ;) Hes just got old.

[BiGoDeLsKi]

tuburban

[clubkid43]

no this this conversation made good radio at the time.. you dont think this was planned to be spoken about..

[todnyc]

shouldnt this whole conversation be off-air and off-camera?

[actinstyle]

kindest and thoughtful dice seen so far.

surprisingly diplomatic.

[logarock]

Dice has to apologize? They wouldn't make Don Rickles do this. World of cunts poor thing sissy.

Fe Fi Fo Fum

O's Moms got ju*k on her KRAY-NE-UM

[erer22q]

Howard Gets the nice studio because he brings in revenue O&A suck thats why the get a shitty one. they make no money for the company. Don't waste your time. Howard doesn't even pay attention to them.

[MoPapparani]

what has he done recently for the fans?

oh yeah, nothing...

[DimebagVision]

That's a fucking cool studio. Sirius taking that studio away from O&A is sickening. If it weren't for The Virus, i'd cancel Sirius-XM

[zippyzee]

me too dimebag

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Those gloves are so faggy.

[mitzibishi]

why they always have to bring up howard. they just using howards light to shine a little on themselves. thats the biggest compliment howard could have, these guys talkin about him. they idolise him

[ToplessArt]

They don't. Really they don't. I listen to them everyday, and I could honestly say they never mention Howard unless he's totally unavoidable in a discussion, as was the case here.

The only people who believe O&A mentions Howard too often are detractors who purposely look for any time they mention Stern and I'm quite certain that's a pretty inaccurate form of scrutiny.

[crc1606]

damn dice trim some fat and get a few hairplugs! Anthony did it!

[horseboyken]

Mancow and Dice are freinds and hang out together when he's in Chicago

[horseboyken]

Fuck ppstern Mancow kicks his ass

[therock41500]

Who's Mancow?

[horseboyken]

Mancow is a nationaly syndicated radio personality and is who's dad is being disrespected by Stern and others after he passed away from cancer just to hurt Eric "Mancow Muller but instead made themelves look bad

[drunkslash]

fuck mancow, piece of shit

[dsfsdfdfhggf]

@horseboyken mancow is a loser

[wheredalooby]

How far Dice has fallen when he's kissing these shitheads asses with a look of fear on his face.

[njsbigdogg]

so true so sad  on his knees to these 2 brats

[Sicenunow]

Fuck hes' a fat cunt!

[slambli]

he looks like jon lovitz!

[UnKnown5209]

Andrew Dice Clay was one of my old time favorite comedians and with the passing of George carling im hoping he makes a come back.. he is in my eyes one of the classics.

[MrSvlad]

He's over here, now.

[xms32]

Wow he got fricken fat.