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  • Wow! this game's so bad that even the audio is way out of sync with the video. (Im assuming it's the game that's out of sync since it doesnt take a genius to figure out how to sync audio to video [that shouldnt even be out of sync in the 1st place]. Yeah, im talking to you, Hormone1994. Do you know how to sync audio to video? If not, then you shouldnt even be messing with video to begin with...ok im dont ranting now.

  • She looks like Penny for The Big Bang Theory.

  • @CommonCamy dude are you blind

  • Get it?

  • Kaley Cuoco?

  • The best intros are filmed with a bed sheet as the background, don't ya know?

  • ok im like 33 seconds into this video, Now am i gonna see some tits?, or am i just wasting my time?

  • TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

  • My god this is soo weird! I kind of like it in some twisted way.

  • too funny . LOL!

  • WOW THANK YOU

  • ¿ʇı ʇǝƃ

  • 2:00 *Cue transparent disgusted Jeff Gerstmann*

    

  • I've just come here from the GB TNT, this is awesome!

  • SHE'S JUST A NUN WANNABEE!

  • 0:30 Ok, this is interesting

  • Essa loira é muito gostosa

  • What is the name of the girl?

  • oh god the Kirin logo is scary

  • This game sucks so bad, you can play it on YouTube. That's pathetic.

  • @Catastrogue lol

  • For people wondering her name is jeanne basone or something.

  • ME A NUN HA!!!!!!

  • AVGN said "What, there's someone else who played this shit?"

    I guess someone did.

  • or is he saying CHEEEEEEEEEEEATER, CHEEEEEEEEEATER?

  • what is the guy saying at 0:20? Kirin entertainment GEEEEEEEEEEEEE'D UP, GEEEEEEEEE'DUP

    he must have been smoking crack. Kirin entertainment F'd up is more like it.

  • 2:15

  • TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHS OFF!!!!

  • @bigbrown4114493 Clothes, not cloths :P

  • @bigbrown4114493

    I don't know why but that is funny as hell!

  • 41 people are gay

  • @superMrstylo Im pretty sure theres more gays in this world than 41.

  • Uhh... did they license the Jeopardy! "Think" music, or did they just jack it? Considering how low-budget this "game" is, my money's on the latter.

  • Why does playing this game bring me so much joy???!!!

  • I feel sorry for the guy who had to play this just to upload it here..

  • Does her tits just keep getting bigger and bigger

  • This game seems pretty derisive towards it's target audience.

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  • TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

  • What the fuck is this stupid bitch talking about? It's like listening to Tom Cruise trying to talk about scientology.

  • stfu and TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF.

  • LOL

  • Lol they didnt even bother to iron down the piece of sheet they put on the background. Just lol.

  • A plumber. A daddy's girl. Chickens. Crazed yuppies. Evil bosses. Shower scenes. Race cars. An interactive romantic comedy.

    ¿ʇı ʇǝƃ

  • @ProManUnitedFan No!! I don't get it!!

  • @ProManUnitedFan You forgot pandas and a nun.

  • 1:56 wtf happend

  • TITS *--------*

  • ...aaaand when does the game begin? Or is it over already?

  • @RBHateClub Not to mention the fact that the youtube version is better, you can skip things

  • My, my... Seriously, anyone with a camera, a white sheet and big boobs could do this intro !!

  • i love the title screen

  • This looks like a vlog

  • I was too busy listening hard to try and understand what the hell she was saying that I barely noticed it zoom in on her breasts...

  • I can't even understand her. For a game that's supposed to feel like a movie, I expect it to have better sound quality than as if they just casually recorded it at home...

  • @RBHateClub Well technically you could play Dragon's lair on YouTube. And that game's not necessarily bad.

  • @RBHateClub What about snake?

  • Let's not and say we didn't.

  • BEST. GAME. EVAR! ok, not really...

  • Did she say something?

  • ................Wow

  • This is interesting...

  • She'snoteventhatattractiveohmy­godwhatisthisshitifeellikeimin­hellwheresatanhasafetishforpan­dasandracecars.

    See if you can make sense of that. I bet it makes more sense than this "game."

  • the anyrnintendonerd brought me here.

  • boobs :)

  • worst game ever made?

  • @RBHateClub ..for free

  • Wtf does she say at the beginning?

  • as bad as this is that blonde chick is smoking

  • ..........Wow

  • That game doesn't even need to make use of Youtube's full potential, it's a powerpoint presentation with options and lazy edited images... It's just unbelievable...

  • You can see her aureola on her left tit.

  • How is this a let's play when you don't say anything?

  • @Goldbloodeddragon Because we're all playing along with it. That's the beauty of it. It's one of two games I know of where a no commentary LP actually works.

  • 0:08-0:27 That is where the entire games budget went into.

  • @Batben01 the weed they smoked to make this

  • @StupidWizardFilms you're right.

  • @StupidWizardFilms Actually, even potheads can make a better game than this. These people just did not give a hoot at all. It's like they knew the system wouldn't last and just tried to make a quick buck of it as soon as possible.

  • oh god, the only thing in this whole piece of crap i enjoyed were this pretty boobies in the intro

  • this game is really good. it was fun, and i let my children play it on our family's Goldstar 3DO.

  • Dude where did you download this? I've been looking for it for ages.

  • Wheres Tivo When You Need It.

  • i'm already bored as hell... I can't believe AVGN went trough this game...

  • @kutu4567 He's made of sterner stuff.

  • I want this shit on Playstation Network or Xbox Live!

  • shes actually pretty hot for an early 90's chick, but the game, if it hasnt already been said. its shit.

  • this intro vid is the biggest lie of all video games ever. You are treated with a video sequence thinking this game will have some of this. Instead the game LITERALLY HAS JPEG STILLS to convey the story!

  • this is so sad xD

  • Gotta love the title screen. Done by a kindergarten student in Microsoft Paint. Nah just kidding. Got that off AVGN.

  • One of the greatest "video games" ever created. plain and simple

  • Now enough talk, take your fucking top off Dx

  • What's the point in this intro? All we can hear is: blah blah blah my name is jane blah blah blah don't turn me into a nun blah blah blah

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  • This game is a shitload of fuck!!!

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  • Entertainment my ass! I'd rather be a fan of Blizzard Entertainment

  • 0:15 "entertainment" they call it.

  • You should put the "She'll do anythng to get the job" video in a DL Link.

  • ok we get it your a whore. tommy wiseaus the room looks like GOD compared to this,.

  • @RBHateClub you could play pokemon on youtube...take fuckin ages though haha

  • The game makes no sense...

  • Did Tommy Wiseau make this?

    P.S. I'm being honest.

  • @shawnmalki

    My uncle was actually part of the dev team....I commented on this a few months ago.

    Really, it's not that bad. The precursor to heavy rain in many ways.

  • Oh God! The audio quality! >.<

  • ill pay you 100.00 to shut the fuck up

  • 2:22

    best part

  • why does every gameplay footage of this game here looks like a slideshow?

  • Sry, but I don't understand what she's saying.

  • Cinema has Troll 2. Games have this.

  • I know many people hate this game, but there's ONE redeeming quality about it... You can actually play this piece of crap on YOUTUBE!

  • @BrandonAngelDragon You forgot to mention the OTHER redeeming quality of this game. You can also fast-forward and rewind at any time!

  • wish i had this game

  • tits

  • Rofl nice Tommyknockers!

  • shes just saying random shit. no wonder avgn fucking said this is the worst game hes ever played.

  • I GET IT! YOU'RE A WHORE!

  • @weofparadigm I REALLY get it.

  • To this day... this is, in my opinion, one of the worst games ever made. I guess in theory its a good concept something just got lost in the translation from premise to game.

    I found this game buried in the 99 cents bin at "Electronic Botique" and after playing it I felt totally ripped off. I felt sorry for the chump that coughed up thrity five dollars for it.

    Ironic thing is today its considered a rare collectable. Since the game tanked and hardly anyone bought a copy of it.

  • so whats her name? and has she done any porn?

  • @volvo145 Her name's Jeanne Basone, she used to be a wrestler called Hollywood for GLOW. I e-mailed her when the AVGN's review came out; she said she did this game as a favor for a friend and didn't see the footage until I told her about it.

  • @SEVENTEENCINEMA well shes a hell of a lot hotter as bruentte.

    anyway wrestler, i would have never guessed.

  • @SEVENTEENCINEMA You got an e-mail reply from her!? Lucky bastard! XD

  • @SEVENTEENCINEMA

    Wow, she actually replied to you? That was nice of her.

  • Wow! I really like how you used annotations to allow the audience to play the game themselves in a more enjoyable way than with the original 3DO version.

    Because unlike the original version, you can pause, fast-forward and rewind cutscenes at anytime! Thank you so much for creating this YouTube version!

  • Homosexual priests are not normal because they are homosexuals, not because they are priests. Indeed: it's the homosexual acts of priests, and not the priestly acts of priests, that are objectionable. All pederasts are homosexuals. Pederasty is homosexualism.

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  • @mimkyodar : People who engage in sex with those of their gender are homosexuals.

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  • @mimkyodar : Pederasts conquer boys.

  • They should have called this game "Tits or GTFO".

  • that girl's name is Jeanne Basone...she's a stuntwoman/pro wrestler/model that worked on some tv/films; mostly as body double. she's pretty hot here, since she's still in her mid 20s in 1994. she's around 41 years old now, so i doubt she still wrestles considering she debuted in 1985! but then again, fabolous moolah wrestled forever lol.

  • this has to be the worst intro to a game EVER

  • thumbs up if you just jerked off

  • blahblah(boobs)blahblahblah

  • By the way... Youtube 3DO emulators are illegal!! =P

  • @myryonspoof =)

  • Was the voice that off in the real game?

  • This game isn't bad! Look at that hot chick!!! O.O Lol.

  • mmm i noticed that she had her clothes take off along the intro

  • i'm goina turn u into a nun jane

  • fap fap fap

  • what is her name? i would like to find pictures of her and masturbate to them.

  • @lookitsagrape1 You were born in 1994, weren't you? LOL

    April 8, 2011 12:07 am

  • @lookitsagrape1 Well I was born in 1992... and I think she's a looker too (:

    April 8, 2011 1:07 am

  • 0:47

  • Why is she against a cheap low budget cloth background?

  • @HaloSpartanG13

    Because when my uncle was working for Kirin, it was a relatively unknown developer. Originally the game was slated to have a much large budget, with full FMV animation and a quick time style choice bar that would come up in each segment.

    But at the time, producing an adult game with full FMV raised red flags with the ESRB which was founded in the same year (94), so the game recived an adult rating. Kirins budget was slashed...but it's still an innovative and fun game

  • @HaloSpartanG13 She's part of al-Qaeda.

  • how is this a game? my DvDs have better games than this

  • she is so hot, I have not seen a hot chick who is not a pornstar

  • Oh, so THAT'S wear the nun comes in...

  • I put in Plumbers don't wear tie in the search bar. A couple videos came up but then it said "search results for Plumbers Don't Wear Ties Nude" and this video was under it???

  • This girl was a wrestler. 

  • thats actually the only game they ever made, Kirin entertainment

  • @RareStuffChannel I wonder why......

  • @skatehead3 they are 1 fucked up company!

    

  • kirin entertainment made the worst video game EVER!!!!

  • didn't hear a word she said...

  • Is the upload audio off a bit, or is it just the game being an ass?

  • kirin entertainment has the best intro EVAR!

  • someone should remake this game with full motion video

  • If it wasn't for AVGN, I would've have never heard of 3DO, yet alone this pile of shit.

  • @evilone144000 Well, I heard of the 3DO long before watching the hilarious review.

  • @evilone144000 and her boobs obviously

  • Catcall at 2:24.

  • "I dont do one night stands!"

    Borrrrrring