Wow! this game's so bad that even the audio is way out of sync with the video. (Im assuming it's the game that's out of sync since it doesnt take a genius to figure out how to sync audio to video [that shouldnt even be out of sync in the 1st place]. Yeah, im talking to you, Hormone1994. Do you know how to sync audio to video? If not, then you shouldnt even be messing with video to begin with...ok im dont ranting now.
I can't even understand her. For a game that's supposed to feel like a movie, I expect it to have better sound quality than as if they just casually recorded it at home...
That game doesn't even need to make use of Youtube's full potential, it's a powerpoint presentation with options and lazy edited images... It's just unbelievable...
@Goldbloodeddragon Because we're all playing along with it. That's the beauty of it. It's one of two games I know of where a no commentary LP actually works.
@StupidWizardFilms Actually, even potheads can make a better game than this. These people just did not give a hoot at all. It's like they knew the system wouldn't last and just tried to make a quick buck of it as soon as possible.
this intro vid is the biggest lie of all video games ever. You are treated with a video sequence thinking this game will have some of this. Instead the game LITERALLY HAS JPEG STILLS to convey the story!
To this day... this is, in my opinion, one of the worst games ever made. I guess in theory its a good concept something just got lost in the translation from premise to game.
I found this game buried in the 99 cents bin at "Electronic Botique" and after playing it I felt totally ripped off. I felt sorry for the chump that coughed up thrity five dollars for it.
Ironic thing is today its considered a rare collectable. Since the game tanked and hardly anyone bought a copy of it.
@volvo145 Her name's Jeanne Basone, she used to be a wrestler called Hollywood for GLOW. I e-mailed her when the AVGN's review came out; she said she did this game as a favor for a friend and didn't see the footage until I told her about it.
Wow! I really like how you used annotations to allow the audience to play the game themselves in a more enjoyable way than with the original 3DO version.
Because unlike the original version, you can pause, fast-forward and rewind cutscenes at anytime! Thank you so much for creating this YouTube version!
Homosexual priests are not normal because they are homosexuals, not because they are priests. Indeed: it's the homosexual acts of priests, and not the priestly acts of priests, that are objectionable. All pederasts are homosexuals. Pederasty is homosexualism.
that girl's name is Jeanne Basone...she's a stuntwoman/pro wrestler/model that worked on some tv/films; mostly as body double. she's pretty hot here, since she's still in her mid 20s in 1994. she's around 41 years old now, so i doubt she still wrestles considering she debuted in 1985! but then again, fabolous moolah wrestled forever lol.
Because when my uncle was working for Kirin, it was a relatively unknown developer. Originally the game was slated to have a much large budget, with full FMV animation and a quick time style choice bar that would come up in each segment.
But at the time, producing an adult game with full FMV raised red flags with the ESRB which was founded in the same year (94), so the game recived an adult rating. Kirins budget was slashed...but it's still an innovative and fun game
I put in Plumbers don't wear tie in the search bar. A couple videos came up but then it said "search results for Plumbers Don't Wear Ties Nude" and this video was under it???
Wow! this game's so bad that even the audio is way out of sync with the video. (Im assuming it's the game that's out of sync since it doesnt take a genius to figure out how to sync audio to video [that shouldnt even be out of sync in the 1st place]. Yeah, im talking to you, Hormone1994. Do you know how to sync audio to video? If not, then you shouldnt even be messing with video to begin with...ok im dont ranting now.
TheWaynelds 1 day ago
She looks like Penny for The Big Bang Theory.
CommonCamy 1 week ago
@CommonCamy dude are you blind
bcampera 1 week ago
Get it?
CommonCamy 1 week ago
Kaley Cuoco?
Valenciaboy91 1 week ago
The best intros are filmed with a bed sheet as the background, don't ya know?
lokakuu1985 1 week ago
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lewie895 1 week ago
ok im like 33 seconds into this video, Now am i gonna see some tits?, or am i just wasting my time?
sonofdark18 2 weeks ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
hdofu 2 weeks ago
My god this is soo weird! I kind of like it in some twisted way.
Sunomis 3 weeks ago
too funny . LOL!
hollymwood 3 weeks ago
WOW THANK YOU
Zachandhisdicky47101 3 weeks ago
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lewie895 3 weeks ago 5
2:00 *Cue transparent disgusted Jeff Gerstmann*
deeth5 1 month ago
I've just come here from the GB TNT, this is awesome!
DaveSledge89 1 month ago 2
SHE'S JUST A NUN WANNABEE!
Wobatter 1 month ago
0:30 Ok, this is interesting
LiamCatterson 1 month ago
Essa loira é muito gostosa
NANDOTABAJARA 1 month ago
What is the name of the girl?
NANDOTABAJARA 1 month ago
oh god the Kirin logo is scary
sveerzvsqubeez 1 month ago
This game sucks so bad, you can play it on YouTube. That's pathetic.
Catastrogue 1 month ago 16
@Catastrogue lol
Locks2010 1 month ago
For people wondering her name is jeanne basone or something.
Pickledsauce 1 month ago
ME A NUN HA!!!!!!
Dean11link 1 month ago
AVGN said "What, there's someone else who played this shit?"
I guess someone did.
bonestorm99 2 months ago
or is he saying CHEEEEEEEEEEEATER, CHEEEEEEEEEATER?
kdreamland 2 months ago
what is the guy saying at 0:20? Kirin entertainment GEEEEEEEEEEEEE'D UP, GEEEEEEEEE'DUP
he must have been smoking crack. Kirin entertainment F'd up is more like it.
kdreamland 2 months ago
2:15
TheMetalicwolf 2 months ago
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Wait the whole game right here RIGHT NOW!!!
iKillZombies4fun115 2 months ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHS OFF!!!!
bigbrown4114493 3 months ago 19
@bigbrown4114493 Clothes, not cloths :P
Gameonjonny 1 month ago
@bigbrown4114493
I don't know why but that is funny as hell!
prodigy2520 1 month ago
41 people are gay
superMrstylo 3 months ago
@superMrstylo Im pretty sure theres more gays in this world than 41.
Gameonjonny 1 month ago
Uhh... did they license the Jeopardy! "Think" music, or did they just jack it? Considering how low-budget this "game" is, my money's on the latter.
DarkSerge20 3 months ago
Why does playing this game bring me so much joy???!!!
Squadillah 3 months ago
I feel sorry for the guy who had to play this just to upload it here..
BoomBoomBT 3 months ago 5
Does her tits just keep getting bigger and bigger
SMDMUDAFARKA 3 months ago
This game seems pretty derisive towards it's target audience.
WeariedFire 3 months ago
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totalreapage 3 months ago
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totalreapage 3 months ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
Doominatorx6 4 months ago 2
What the fuck is this stupid bitch talking about? It's like listening to Tom Cruise trying to talk about scientology.
scottski02 4 months ago
stfu and TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF.
Blasted9001 4 months ago
LOL
Rick132500 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Hormone1994
Lol they didnt even bother to iron down the piece of sheet they put on the background. Just lol.
avengedguy 4 months ago
A plumber. A daddy's girl. Chickens. Crazed yuppies. Evil bosses. Shower scenes. Race cars. An interactive romantic comedy.
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ProManUnitedFan 4 months ago 6
@ProManUnitedFan No!! I don't get it!!
metalkorax 4 months ago
@ProManUnitedFan You forgot pandas and a nun.
LegendOfAGamer 4 months ago
1:56 wtf happend
EdouardPicard0224 4 months ago
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thumbs up if avgn brought you here
superMrstylo 5 months ago 144
TITS *--------*
zucarly 5 months ago
...aaaand when does the game begin? Or is it over already?
TheAvatarLife 5 months ago
@RBHateClub Not to mention the fact that the youtube version is better, you can skip things
eateroftheflame 5 months ago
My, my... Seriously, anyone with a camera, a white sheet and big boobs could do this intro !!
0lunoire1 5 months ago
i love the title screen
OkayBoot 5 months ago
This looks like a vlog
SGX313 5 months ago
I was too busy listening hard to try and understand what the hell she was saying that I barely noticed it zoom in on her breasts...
robertsfunny1995 5 months ago
I can't even understand her. For a game that's supposed to feel like a movie, I expect it to have better sound quality than as if they just casually recorded it at home...
robertsfunny1995 5 months ago
@RBHateClub Well technically you could play Dragon's lair on YouTube. And that game's not necessarily bad.
robertsfunny1995 5 months ago
@RBHateClub What about snake?
wightknight121 5 months ago
Let's not and say we didn't.
SamueltheHedgehog 5 months ago
BEST. GAME. EVAR! ok, not really...
kyonvibrittania 6 months ago
Did she say something?
agentleastlikely 6 months ago
................Wow
CrushingC10996WM 6 months ago
This is interesting...
PatsFan1295 6 months ago 6
She'snoteventhatattractiveohmygodwhatisthisshitifeellikeiminhellwheresatanhasafetishforpandasandracecars.
See if you can make sense of that. I bet it makes more sense than this "game."
BrokenStereo33 6 months ago
the anyrnintendonerd brought me here.
nikobelic25000 6 months ago 4
boobs :)
HeavyMentel64 6 months ago
worst game ever made?
memokk 7 months ago 6
@RBHateClub ..for free
ProManUnitedFan 7 months ago
Wtf does she say at the beginning?
TheBL00DAssassin 7 months ago
as bad as this is that blonde chick is smoking
ninmachine109 7 months ago
..........Wow
CrushingC10996WM 7 months ago
That game doesn't even need to make use of Youtube's full potential, it's a powerpoint presentation with options and lazy edited images... It's just unbelievable...
arospades 7 months ago
You can see her aureola on her left tit.
Ostnizdasht206 7 months ago
How is this a let's play when you don't say anything?
Goldbloodeddragon 7 months ago
@Goldbloodeddragon Because we're all playing along with it. That's the beauty of it. It's one of two games I know of where a no commentary LP actually works.
Venomous9 6 months ago
0:08-0:27 That is where the entire games budget went into.
Batben01 7 months ago 62
@Batben01 the weed they smoked to make this
StupidWizardFilms 3 months ago
@StupidWizardFilms you're right.
Batben01 3 months ago
@StupidWizardFilms Actually, even potheads can make a better game than this. These people just did not give a hoot at all. It's like they knew the system wouldn't last and just tried to make a quick buck of it as soon as possible.
Batben01 2 months ago
oh god, the only thing in this whole piece of crap i enjoyed were this pretty boobies in the intro
Zhipes 7 months ago
this game is really good. it was fun, and i let my children play it on our family's Goldstar 3DO.
TROLLyourWIFEandKIDS 7 months ago
Dude where did you download this? I've been looking for it for ages.
jda494 7 months ago
Wheres Tivo When You Need It.
Mariofan99153 7 months ago
i'm already bored as hell... I can't believe AVGN went trough this game...
kutu4567 7 months ago
@kutu4567 He's made of sterner stuff.
ExplorerDS6789 6 months ago
I want this shit on Playstation Network or Xbox Live!
LaZdiZorro 7 months ago
shes actually pretty hot for an early 90's chick, but the game, if it hasnt already been said. its shit.
XxRusty96xX 7 months ago
this intro vid is the biggest lie of all video games ever. You are treated with a video sequence thinking this game will have some of this. Instead the game LITERALLY HAS JPEG STILLS to convey the story!
newagepun 8 months ago
this is so sad xD
GeirMovies 8 months ago
Gotta love the title screen. Done by a kindergarten student in Microsoft Paint. Nah just kidding. Got that off AVGN.
andymate2006 8 months ago 3
One of the greatest "video games" ever created. plain and simple
Squadillah 8 months ago
Now enough talk, take your fucking top off Dx
DaaBoss100 8 months ago
What's the point in this intro? All we can hear is: blah blah blah my name is jane blah blah blah don't turn me into a nun blah blah blah
Andr286 8 months ago
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This girl really needs to become a nun. For the greater good of society.
darkburstcanon 8 months ago
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darkburstcanon 8 months ago
This game is a shitload of fuck!!!
MaZINGErDeSTro 8 months ago
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Ok, I give up. I'll marry you. Just..no more chat, Jane! :)
pcmarriotthk 8 months ago
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pcmarriotthk 8 months ago
Entertainment my ass! I'd rather be a fan of Blizzard Entertainment
Andr286 8 months ago
0:15 "entertainment" they call it.
krakelak 8 months ago
You should put the "She'll do anythng to get the job" video in a DL Link.
NY32986 8 months ago
ok we get it your a whore. tommy wiseaus the room looks like GOD compared to this,.
sonofdark18 8 months ago 2
@RBHateClub you could play pokemon on youtube...take fuckin ages though haha
SykoSkillz 8 months ago
The game makes no sense...
cryssibaby 9 months ago
Did Tommy Wiseau make this?
P.S. I'm being honest.
shawnmalki 9 months ago
@shawnmalki
My uncle was actually part of the dev team....I commented on this a few months ago.
Really, it's not that bad. The precursor to heavy rain in many ways.
rrrevan 8 months ago
Oh God! The audio quality! >.<
Latetothepartyreview 9 months ago
ill pay you 100.00 to shut the fuck up
robajack1 9 months ago
2:22
best part
soymrpupo 9 months ago
why does every gameplay footage of this game here looks like a slideshow?
alastarian1 9 months ago
Sry, but I don't understand what she's saying.
schift98 9 months ago
Cinema has Troll 2. Games have this.
GhostSnake 9 months ago
I know many people hate this game, but there's ONE redeeming quality about it... You can actually play this piece of crap on YOUTUBE!
BrandonAngelDragon 9 months ago
@BrandonAngelDragon You forgot to mention the OTHER redeeming quality of this game. You can also fast-forward and rewind at any time!
MysteryEzekude 9 months ago
wish i had this game
mrzisawesome 9 months ago
tits
DEIMOSLOL 9 months ago
Rofl nice Tommyknockers!
souldefier 9 months ago
shes just saying random shit. no wonder avgn fucking said this is the worst game hes ever played.
sonofdark18 9 months ago
I GET IT! YOU'RE A WHORE!
weofparadigm 9 months ago 76
@weofparadigm I REALLY get it.
SpreadShotOfGaming 8 months ago
To this day... this is, in my opinion, one of the worst games ever made. I guess in theory its a good concept something just got lost in the translation from premise to game.
I found this game buried in the 99 cents bin at "Electronic Botique" and after playing it I felt totally ripped off. I felt sorry for the chump that coughed up thrity five dollars for it.
Ironic thing is today its considered a rare collectable. Since the game tanked and hardly anyone bought a copy of it.
VisionofOrion 10 months ago
so whats her name? and has she done any porn?
volvo145 10 months ago
@volvo145 Her name's Jeanne Basone, she used to be a wrestler called Hollywood for GLOW. I e-mailed her when the AVGN's review came out; she said she did this game as a favor for a friend and didn't see the footage until I told her about it.
SEVENTEENCINEMA 9 months ago
@SEVENTEENCINEMA well shes a hell of a lot hotter as bruentte.
anyway wrestler, i would have never guessed.
volvo145 9 months ago
@SEVENTEENCINEMA You got an e-mail reply from her!? Lucky bastard! XD
MysteryEzekude 9 months ago
@SEVENTEENCINEMA
Wow, she actually replied to you? That was nice of her.
Carnage1235 8 months ago
Wow! I really like how you used annotations to allow the audience to play the game themselves in a more enjoyable way than with the original 3DO version.
Because unlike the original version, you can pause, fast-forward and rewind cutscenes at anytime! Thank you so much for creating this YouTube version!
MysteryEzekude 10 months ago
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what a shit load of fuck!!!
spideymikey6 10 months ago
Homosexual priests are not normal because they are homosexuals, not because they are priests. Indeed: it's the homosexual acts of priests, and not the priestly acts of priests, that are objectionable. All pederasts are homosexuals. Pederasty is homosexualism.
TransUnicorn 10 months ago
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mimkyodar 10 months ago
@mimkyodar : People who engage in sex with those of their gender are homosexuals.
TransUnicorn 8 months ago
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mimkyodar 8 months ago
@mimkyodar : Pederasts conquer boys.
TransUnicorn 8 months ago
They should have called this game "Tits or GTFO".
zodawg0079 10 months ago 3
that girl's name is Jeanne Basone...she's a stuntwoman/pro wrestler/model that worked on some tv/films; mostly as body double. she's pretty hot here, since she's still in her mid 20s in 1994. she's around 41 years old now, so i doubt she still wrestles considering she debuted in 1985! but then again, fabolous moolah wrestled forever lol.
HurtingYourFeelings 10 months ago
this has to be the worst intro to a game EVER
LMTR14 10 months ago
thumbs up if you just jerked off
ethanNESfanboy117 10 months ago
blahblah(boobs)blahblahblah
myryonspoof 10 months ago
By the way... Youtube 3DO emulators are illegal!! =P
TheUnbiasedGamer 10 months ago
@TheUnbiasedGamer lol
myryonspoof 10 months ago
@myryonspoof =)
TheUnbiasedGamer 10 months ago
Was the voice that off in the real game?
Psuedo3D 10 months ago
This game isn't bad! Look at that hot chick!!! O.O Lol.
TheUnbiasedGamer 10 months ago
mmm i noticed that she had her clothes take off along the intro
lokoiu223 10 months ago
i'm goina turn u into a nun jane
JediDante 10 months ago
fap fap fap
BlaccTrash 11 months ago
what is her name? i would like to find pictures of her and masturbate to them.
lookitsagrape1 11 months ago
@lookitsagrape1 You were born in 1994, weren't you? LOL
April 8, 2011 12:07 am
whattheheck1000 10 months ago
@whattheheck1000 1990
lookitsagrape1 10 months ago
@lookitsagrape1 Well I was born in 1992... and I think she's a looker too (:
April 8, 2011 1:07 am
whattheheck1000 10 months ago
0:47
nickolawl77 11 months ago
Why is she against a cheap low budget cloth background?
HaloSpartanG13 11 months ago
@HaloSpartanG13
Because when my uncle was working for Kirin, it was a relatively unknown developer. Originally the game was slated to have a much large budget, with full FMV animation and a quick time style choice bar that would come up in each segment.
But at the time, producing an adult game with full FMV raised red flags with the ESRB which was founded in the same year (94), so the game recived an adult rating. Kirins budget was slashed...but it's still an innovative and fun game
rrrevan 11 months ago
@HaloSpartanG13 She's part of al-Qaeda.
thisiswhyimhot238 11 months ago
how is this a game? my DvDs have better games than this
judgeman090 11 months ago
she is so hot, I have not seen a hot chick who is not a pornstar
purefunguy 11 months ago
Oh, so THAT'S wear the nun comes in...
reaperman2010 11 months ago
I put in Plumbers don't wear tie in the search bar. A couple videos came up but then it said "search results for Plumbers Don't Wear Ties Nude" and this video was under it???
Pintopinata 11 months ago
This girl was a wrestler.
InsomDog 11 months ago
thats actually the only game they ever made, Kirin entertainment
RareStuffChannel 11 months ago
@RareStuffChannel I wonder why......
skatehead3 11 months ago
@skatehead3 they are 1 fucked up company!
RareStuffChannel 11 months ago
kirin entertainment made the worst video game EVER!!!!
RareStuffChannel 11 months ago
didn't hear a word she said...
RELAPSERR 11 months ago
Is the upload audio off a bit, or is it just the game being an ass?
dydx09 11 months ago
kirin entertainment has the best intro EVAR!
mkdaisgory 11 months ago
someone should remake this game with full motion video
TheDabeavis 11 months ago 2
If it wasn't for AVGN, I would've have never heard of 3DO, yet alone this pile of shit.
evilone144000 11 months ago 108
@evilone144000 Well, I heard of the 3DO long before watching the hilarious review.
MysteryEzekude 10 months ago
@evilone144000 and her boobs obviously
lokoiu223 7 months ago
Catcall at 2:24.
IvoryGecko1993 11 months ago
"I dont do one night stands!"
Borrrrrring
megaheadukhc 11 months ago