The Smashed Update 207 Mario Kart Wii Drunk Driving

[hoglandr]

STOP CUSSING AND APPARENTLY YOU BUY THAT

[JimmyJimmyJimmy24045]

dude .... what eye is looking at us?

[lazypotat0]

Are you even faggier than Justin Bieber?You were probably drunk before you could talk.You douche.

[xxpanicwithmexx]

i went to look up smallest beer can and i found a can the size of one of those tuna fish cans

[ThePacman1980]

shit

[youscreambloodymary]

so they got soda cans smaller than that

[kiko001000]

who the fuck buy that can u ass hole u do

[lustmyeyes]

People are retarded as fuck. If they don't like swearing or drinking maybe they should get off the internet, because there is a lot of swearing/drinking on the web, and hey, in the world. Plus, there was a warning. I thought the warning was stupid before I read some of fucking dumbass comments. Love Jeremy, love the smashed update, Big fan of Japan, etc.

[MrGreenBag]

Canada has a small beer can called Molson Canadian Cold shots..its small tall and only 4% alcohol..ghee's that sounds like a small poem...What a slogan...YOU Bitch...LOL

[bryceySCHRODER101]

thats not all he can fit in his mouth

[Guysers]

Lol who does everyone make a big deal.. back in the deal, everyone liked Jeremy.. or almost everyone. When he was still making these things and the Smash videos. I still fucking love you man, and I'm not gay, I have a girlfriend. Get over the swearing, you youtube pussies.

[deds80]

Btw, I hope you die from alcohol poisoning, because you drunk half the time... Once again FLAME THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!! Idc

[OmglolPawn]

No one cares that you have social anxiety.

[bettiesmygirl]

he is gay

[deds80]

No one fucking cares, and its japanese... Drunk mother fucker... And for who want flame this comment, FLAME AWAY JERKS!!

[UnicornLuver11]

Dude...your ass should be on a throne...you could rule the fucking world...you bitch.

[Musicvideodude2000]

omg hilarious

[jamnalex1234]

stop fucking swearing so much!

[Musicvideodude2000]

dude if ya don't like it fuck ur mom and take a douche pill and don't fucking watch it ya bitch!

[ayoowak]

calm down its not as if those words hurt anybody

[ayoowak]

why is he swearing so much

[deds80]

Because he's drunk...

[chucknasty18]

this dude is the man

[n96freak]

koopa cape is my favourite course!

[nintendofool]

wow that little thing is small... and costs more than a budweiser? wow rip off!!!!!

[Kyle7404]

Hey jeremy stop smoking pot and weed...

[firingstony]

hahah yr funny as shit man

[nintoad]

Dude less of the Swearing

[SRTKyle98]

Dude can i have your fc jeremy mines 5155-4359-9850

[bloodboy242]

umm u misspelled diarrhea

and you in the previous comment wtf?

[dasilita]

are you drunk seriously you are amazing

ds lite less bitches so fuck you bitch

[Penscraper]

i have a beer can smaller than that, i will email to you, ok give me ur email

[sohaib123man]

Guys i know why he swears alot, its because he is pissed that he is living in japan, see everything in japanese? mario kart, and that beer. he cant read it thats why

[Strunz568]

umm, he can read Japanese.

[lumpenhase]

why did you say every time fucking ??

[tsferg]

Just shut up and play mariocart already.......thats better. Mariocart is always better with profanity.

[Sporelivore447]

Where you by any chance intoxicated during the creation of this video?

[GJMSince1981]

"THIS is my MOTHERFUCKIN' FACE!" LOL. Jeremy sir, you are the master of the element of surprise. :)

[OffspringFTW65]

dude honestly, its not that funny when u say "fuck" evry other word. My god u sound like a 12 yr old hangin out with his friends pretendin to b drunk on soda. Please, get more original man.....

[masterwitt]

this dudes looking at two different things at the same time

[DarthYoda27]

Yeah, sorry, idk I have just had bad luck on Koopa Cape... =/ There's just certain things like the river current which equalizes things too much for my tastes... It's sorta fun and all but it's just like a bad omen for me.... =/

[markhamgolie]

thats not online

[grandhustle305]

lmao ay if u want to race me send me a comment 4768-7932-0504

[nath8650]

oi m8 ill race ya u got bebo giv me ur msn or summat ill add u n ill race u

u n e good lol im gettin betta cuz i dunno my license numba off by heart lol ill add u on msn n ill give it to ya dat way

[poopballs5765]

thats fucking crazy fucking awesome fucking you fucking have fucking tourettes fucking damn

[DarthYoda27]

I agree, Koopa Cape is like the worst course ever on this game.... It's the only course I'm really that bad at. It's pretty much my downfall...

[waddledoo812]

What the fuck are you talking about? Koopa Cape is one of the best.

[Noodle52]

dude koopa cape is amazing

[GTAIVNIKO]

man fuck you your a fucking bitch so fuck your mom

[nhkid1010]

haha

dont listen to the other guys

youre hilarious

keep going

:]

[southernfamble]

u pussy,u coating it sayin its a tiny beer and you struggle to neck it u cunt,i'd love to stamp on ur head

[icedmouse]

you a fucking asshol!

[bumnumba1]

Another example of a commenter with a 3rd grade spelling and grammar level.

[stuntdoub201]

Lol Yeah "you fucking asshol!" LoL

[KunaiDog]

poty mouth! LOL

[humacunra]

Why don't you prove how small it is putting it agaisnt you balls?

[humacunra]

So....what is the meaning of your existence again?

[SwordmasterRalis]

Your just swearing because is it you have nothing to say?

[explicitlegacy]

you lead an amazing life. hope you have fun with that. you might end up dead from alcohol poisoning on the bathroom floor like my aunt, if you keep going at this rate. stick to the mini-beers bud

[pavenpaul]

You really do like beer don't you?

[dogelan]

Has anyone ever told you that you slightly look like Trevor from Whitest Kids u Know?

[VIPchaseB]

He does!

[dogelan]

I KNOW!!!! He should do a spoof.

[LOLhahaDEADxx]

That's exactly what I though. XD

[Bexby]

In the U.K. we don't do the test until we're 17. I'm 18, and I still haven't passed it. You usually have to pass in a manual car too. It's as hard as shit.

[dogelan]

not to be a jerk or anything but you spelled Diarrhea wrong.

[bumnumba1]

Really? My spell check always said that my spelling was ok (diariah) It's either shit or the wrong spelling was added by mistake. Whatever if so, thanks.

[blazikenowen]

no sound?

[metasnake432]

You are fucking awesome you mother fucking bitch! :D

[Koopa126]

I don't like it. Do an update WITHOUT cussing. That will make it better. And beer makes you drunk. You gave us the warning to do not drink and drive, and you are drinking too much beer and starting to drive. Speedy Koopa will pwn you so many times.

[IamNotGangster]

Its freaking Wii, you cant die from drink driving on a wii.

[Guysers]

You fucking retarded mutherbitching idiot, he says don't drink and drive, in REAL LIFE! Listen before commenting you bitch, and some people like the cussing.

[yoshiroks777]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[puhzam]

Dude, I just got home drunk and saw this shit. Keep the videos coming cause the alcoholics out there are getting it.

Everytime I play Kart wii drunk, I lose 1000 points, but it's fucking hillarious. Fuck Asashi half cans. Yeah Buuuuuy.

[flameabel]

you need help!

[Guysers]

Shut the fuck up you bitch, he said don't comment if you don't like it, so DON'T you fuck.

[IanSzzz]

kind of stupid. kind of hilarious.

[tamarar313]

okay you crossed eyed dick sucker

[reversingmemories]

people only cuss because they have nothing else to say..

[HyphyxGoxDUMB]

lol r u like japanese since u got ur mario cart from japan and u get japanese beer (im japanese btw)

[sheic99]

no he lives in Japan

[cool123man]

ur gay

[trumpetandrew]

this is really lame.

[sotontoker]

u are the biggest gimp i have ever seen u need a girlfriend u sound like a mug swearin that much dumbass little muppet u have got serious issues get some friends and stop talkin to a camera hahahahahahahaha

[el3m2tigre]

lol for your info hes married-gasp- yea he is just watch one of his vids and you get to hear her.

[Guysers]

He is married you bitch

[eatmorestudios]

u got issues

[Dutchhomie]

you suck...

[DarthVader251]

dude you suck if u cant avoid these FUKKING ELECTRIC WHEELS in 150cc xD

[DarthVader251]

oh nevermind he avoided the last onces xD

[ziphire]

hey try stiking your fucken can off you creepy eye, and shuv the beer up your ass.

[myffonline]

no its beer

[murtaghkilla]

it isn't beer, it is SAKI!!!

[shacklesunrated]

i wonder how many times he can say fuck in a sentance

[GWreck7]

Jack Bauer is the same bastard that had DUI's and arrested for fuckin' drunk driving.

[dj110606]

:57-1:00, lol funny part. i think hes experienced, if you know what i mean rofl

and his eyes creeped me out, his right eye is all twitching. lol

[Gameboy1717]

wow...

[fishlord19]

dude your so crap at mario kart

[Thikum]

mimimimimimi

just a nerd with a cam =p

[mrhappy318]

your a dumb ass and ur not even funny

[patates0123]

Don't cry xD!!!!!!!!!

[Mikejunior252]

You Curse too much I don't even want to watch this whack/corny Movie. So Just Shut up I don't like u cause u curse to much.BAD BAD BAD/SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!!!!! BROING

[nard3456]

are you sure its not 3000 yen? cause thats a lot less that $3000.

[shihenv2]

oh wow this dude is fucking weird lol

[elpimp21]

wtf y is ur game in japananese n shit ?

[Lenoh]

Because he lives in Japan and drinks Japanese beer

[theclown476]

fuck you you are a mother fucker

[hansel10027]

dude you soo fucking stuped I saw you you take sips from the beer idiot. second of all you not funny and you look like a bitch with some dic k in youre mouth.soo please dont trye to be cool because you not ingland bitch. you also look like a ugly bitch you bitch lol.

[biggriff58]

lol

[CheifUwishUknew]

lol what the hell? it's the same feeling as watching bevis and butt head.

[LxNightmare]

hahahahaha dude this shit is funny!!!

haha the koopa troopa shoulld get them drunk haha that shits funny!!!

[parasmani6]

i saw u taking sips....not so small is it?

[atdaggersdrawn]

funny shit

[killerant32]

i bet u could put things that size in ur mouth

[smashbrosbrawlfan]

I saw you you take sips from the beer retard.

[MafiosoFi]

Loser

[FVTGB]

I don't know if you're trying to be cool or something, but cussing every two seconds isn't cool

[t0kkiej]

HAHAHAHA. RESPECT MATE. You rule

[FelipeLeydenbach]

you are extra gay

[maurits1993]

bumnumba1, Do you live in Japan?

I really like your video's

[GoRe0756]

do you really have to say fuckin 100 times in the video

[Jerryma0on]

OH GOD HERE COMES THE DIArRHEAH

[slave9427]

YOUR SOOOOO stupid you drank some you didnt put ALL of it in your mouth...

[bumnumba1]

Actually I know it looks like I swallowed but I was just holding it back. You can say what you want about it but I know what I did. It's not like putting 170ml of beer in your mouth is that giant of a fucking accomplishment anyway.

[el3m2tigre]

"cause its fucken tiny" xd so funny the 3rd time i watch this.

[el3m2tigre]

ug uys are so dum.seriously so retarted hes just saying all those curse to make it funnier.i swear some ppl can be so retarted

[pinpaums]

FUCK *1 word* FUCK *other word* FUCK *more 1 word* FUCK *burt* FUCK *FUCK* FUCK * the last word* FUCK

O.o

man u have any probleme with the word FUCK?

[el3m2tigre]

just like how he warns you in the other videos

be alarmed that this video fckn contains many fckn swears

and he also said

i doont fucking care about ur fucking insulting comemments you bich if you dont like dont fckn watch it you fucker.

[tba4now]

What kind of a question is that? Really, unless you are being rhetorical or meant to phrase it as a statement, that does not make any sense in the context. Either way it is not even clever.

[bumnumba1]

Actually it's usually fuckin not fuck. Like your fuckin comment sucks fucking horse shit.

[sparton250]

do you HAVE to put fuck in every word of your sentence to make a point? PHAIL

[bumnumba1]

You spelt fail wrong idiot. And yes I do.

[elcocodrilo25]

you spelled "spelled" wrong. it's not spelt.

you also spelled "diariah" wrong.

[jthies03]

Your dick is fucking tiny. You have serious rage issues

[bumnumba1]

I'm not even really angry man. I'm just failing to make you laugh and succeeding with many others. Do I care about you? No.

[lickingapenis]

that may be a small beer can, but that Asahi beer from Japan is delicious!

[nivarica]

hmmm seems to be ripping off the Angry Video Nerd...

now we all know there is only one true

*Angry Video Game Nerd*

Rock on James Rolfe !!!

[bumnumba1]

I never wanted to be James man. I'm just myself. But I'll say rock on to him too. That mario 3 shit was out of sight. It's "Better than a magical leprachaun who gives you beer" It was good to see him review a good game for once. I've been reviewing good games the whole time... Hmmm is he copying me???? NO!! Comparisons like this are assinine.

[jeffnerohardy30]

shut the fuck up bitch ass

[vismundcignus]

Hey whats up Steve Buscemi, long time no see.

[bobdole2434]

awsome

[tylerm420]

this guy sounds like i would sound if i got kicked in the balls and took a douch pill.

[tylerm420]

Shut up.. BITCH!!!

[bloodymess15]

hey ugly, shut the fuck up

[sunynight3]

hahaha .ur noob you can drink at the age of 21 or so im 16 and i can get my booze already ps ife seen beer cans even smaller it had more metal in it then booze... anyways gl on trying to find that small thing because i cant remember where i got it soz:s

[brutalnooby]

oh you're a fuckin bitch that gives a shit about my fuckin damn video ZOMFG

lol you sure were putting some act on

[VandalHiroshima]

sunynight3, teens like yourself, make me glad I'm almost done with being a teen, and what makes being a teen in general so fucking hard nowadays. It's fags like you, that make cops always watch us and harass us. You're a fucking faggot, and I love these updates!

[lunar52]

I agree I'm 14 1/2 and I hate all of those other teenage punks out there...I guess you could call me mature for my age. BTW great fucking funny videos, you bitch.

[wysonghero]

that guy is retarded

[screwgitsu]

not funny, every other word was the "f-word" and the only have of words was the "s-word". Just becuase you swear +15,000 in 10 minutes, it doesn't make it funny

[TomNook007]

Read the fucking warning, you don't have to watch it if you don't like it, you stupid bitch.

[velvetjuzzy]

shut the fuck up! fuckin dumb eyes

[guaren69]

FUCK!1!!!1

[CoolnTough807]

You're ruining the whole fucking games purpose of being a fucking good game! What kinda motherfucker does that kind of fuck to a fucking game that's the best fucking game for the fucking nintendo Wii?!

[CoolnTough807]

Fuck man! How many fucking times do you fucking have to say fuck when there's no fucking reason to say fuck to a fucking awesome game?! My fucking god! Shut the fuck up!

[chestosneako]

Hey, try to drink all that shit and burp as loud as you can till you feel gas in your nose. If you do that, that'll be a five star.

[RoTio24]

sad ur eyes water from "chugging"  " " 135 mls of beer

[el3m2tigre]

lmao dude ur so fucking funny.make another fucking video you fucking bitch.and for you ppl that are retarted enough to think that hes saying on purpose...hes just joking.

[Link55t]

i dont kno if u are but if u are dont dis daisy

[OxAtlxO]

u think ur so cool because u can cuss so many times.

hey! i'm a real cool person.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mdkid]

damn 3000

[blackdeath1212]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[sunfire199]

Man im getting this game tommorow its going to be awsome!!!!

[Link55t]

mee 2!

[KupoMan501]

hell yeah

[BldStpr89]

that is a small beer.

[panictopaz21087]

that was fuckin funny bitch!:)

[nazamy101]

LMAO

[coolies6969]

24th in australia...you bitch.

[lex77777]

your a fucking joke get a life you like 20 years old playing fucking mario kart while drunk seriously get a life...faggot

[8745koir]

Your a 13 year old retard complaining about what people do with their spare time.

[pedromiles101]

piss off bitch ass

[bumnumba1]

You're a 13 year old retard complaining about what people do with their spare time.

[CaptainJobby]

You only think he is like the angry video game nerd because he swears a lot, The Angry Video Game nerd didn't invent swearing. (and no im not bashing AVGN I am a big fan of his I'm just sick of people saying that they copy him just because they swear)