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  • Ruka rucka ali ? Is it

  • is it still Rucka Rucka ali?

  • 0:26 Reminds me of my cousin greg XD

  • 1:41 So cute!!

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  • Lol being half white and half azn is fun for meh :3

  • lol i love this it sounds like the mayor from the simpsons lol

  • i know no one will read this but, All my life I have always wanted to be emo.

    My parents said that if i got 150 thumbs up they would buy my own knife so I can cut my self.

    Please help me out by thumbs up!!!!!!!!

  • @MasonAhmet WTF??? What is wrong with you???

  • @MasonAhmet you need a good ass kicking no one is going 2 give you a thumbs up im flagging ur comment

  • That was...AMAZING!!!

  • wow that was hilarious

  • HILARIOUS!

  • i have a better version

  • Rofl

  • LMAO

  • omg 1:56 

  • sick but u got 2 say its funny

  • that song cracked me up

  • y u not understand i say my english rite im going die if u hate it fuck u

  • you are sick if u think this is sick you sicko

  • this song is sick

  • hahah i love the lil dog at 0:45

  • I LOOK UP Rucka Ruck Ali Cristmas Mayo song And it gives me this?!

  • @fearlessgangsta5032 I sreched Dyinamit and it gave me this too!!!!!!

  • Okay that was funny I'm Asian

  • hai

  • omg.. sutup with this song being rasist its just a song wtf

  • I lost my appetite from eating my donut when I saw the guy stick his hand in the toilet

  • hot asian chick......... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS (nerdgasm)

  • Sweat and sour pork O.o

  • Funnyyy

  • This song is rasist

  • 1:15 ..............................­.......

  • OMG BETTER THAN DA REAL VERSION!

  • HAHAHHAHAQHHAHA THUMBS UP IF U THINK IT SARCASIM

  • probrom?

  • i think Kim Jong Il's gonna kill us if he sees this...

  • Yes, The parodies are much better than the original....... unless the maker of the parody maker is gay

    I LOVE COMBAT ARMS!!!! i used to play it but some dickhead stole my computer

    that little bastard smashed the windows!!!

  • Why is this video flagged?

  • LOL!!!

  • HAHAHA did i sayd we only got soy sauce , and for a modest price "two babies" HAHAHAHAHA!

  • at 0:38 i think she naked haveing an orgazam

  • In description it's "ITUNES DOWNROAD:"

  • SwedishMealTime will never go to a Japanese Steakhouse.. no mayo?!

  • fucking jap

  • too funny

  • Am I the online one who noticed - 'Rink in the desciption'?

  • 0.0.0.0.0.0.00.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0­.

    

  • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Whats with the random horse at the end

  • I selled my pokemon and I'm not rich

  • Not bad.. but you're nothing against Rucka..

  • This is funny...but most of this doesn't applies to Japan - eggrolls and wonton soup are Chinese and there is Japanese mayo, it's drizzled on sushi all the time!

  • wierd and funny haha :)

  • This is made of win. AZN pride!

  • LOL

  • I listen to this every day i am american though

  • Yes hai I love that part

  • omg love this

  • lol, at 0:39 the girl looks like she's having an EPIC orgasm

  • OH YEAH! STAY ASIAN!

  • good like it would like to remke it better sound

  • lmao 0:32

  • nice song but I have to agree with CombatArmsEuropa he is right and you know it

  • lol

  • Guys we all know that rucka started making vids before this guy but come on no reason to hate. Whats the problem with a little competition?

  • @mrx5001 ikr an i bet this guy dident know about ruka...b4 he made this vid

  • for a modest price: two babies

  • Anybody heard of Rucka Rucka Ali he makes better parody no dissing on this song but its true

  • @gruond3 ya rucka rucka PWNS

  • What's with you and babies?

  • rucka be proud new generation is coming in right

  • This is just so wrong and disturbing!! :P

  • @01BieberJustin

    You're liking of Justin Bieber is wrong and disturbing.

  • im asain so i know how it feel lol

    veitnames

  • lol 2 babies

  • this is funny and parodies are truly much better than the real song cuz they r funny

  • 2 babies

  • when the song started it sounded like mayor quimby

  • 0:46 soo cute xx gotta love it xD

  • @leezaz2 soz 0:45 :/

  • ahahhahah (:

  • 117 people wanted mayo

  • Rucka Wannabe ;D

  • Theres more than 116 chinese men?

  • is that girl wearing a shirt who screams get me mayo

  • awesome!!!!

  • haha

  • a little stupid that people get pissed off cause of this song being similar to rucka;s style.... im pretty sure rucka wouldn't give a crap if someone makes funny songs like he does.

  • I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes sayng AYOOOO I ORDERED MAYOOOO

  • i thout this was rucka rucka but i found out it was MADE IN CHINA those chinese rip me off every minute

  • you fuck ing rip off rucka but ur singing is pretty good with a studio

  • This is almost as good as Rucka keep working though

  • i love this song and i cant get it out of my head

  • Why is rucka rucka Ali so popular

  • @codplayer426 i dont think this is ruka but its still friggen awsome

  • i love this he just like me im asain lol

  • You Fuckin' RuckaRucka Wanna Be! 

  • @halofish113 Hes good,id rate it 7/10

  • @halofish113 just coz hes singing about asians hes a ruka wannabe? grow up

    5 yearolds always try to create conflict between stuff like

    singers,tv shows,games,schools and school classes just coz there bored

    like my lil cousin (shes 6) and coz she likes call of duty mw2 an i was playing black ops she got angry at me

    an yeh i know a 6 yearold call of duty pro fucking amiseing right?

  • Crappy Rucka Rucka Ali ripoff

  • @Skullkan6 Your a crappy Rucka Rucka Ali ripoff.

  • roody-poo

  • this person stole my accent 

  • i like this

  • Wanna be Rucka...

  • @doomdavid101 when did he say he was rucka?

    he can do an asian song if he wants i love ruka an this guy

  • I put my hands in the air sometimes, Saying "Heyo!" "Wheres my mayo"

    Cause I don't like this sub and me gonna complain all night....That's it need to work on it.....my friend could probably help...

  • its ok but nowere as good as rucka keep workin tho

  • Is this ment to be like rucka because it sucks dick

  • ur asian accent is f'd up

  • no no no no no no no you are not rucka therefore go fuck yourself and die

  • get your mouth away from the mic.

  • gay ass music

  • A snorlax appears! Lol you are awesome

  • Funny I'm gonna annoying the he'll out of my friends with this song :)

  • wanna be rucka

    UGHHH

    YOU STINK

  • why you trying to be rucka you dyke.........

  • parodies are so much better than the original version.

  • @kisean4123 Hell Yeah when ever i hear something that says parody i click it right away becuz they are like always better then the original version

  • amazed this isnt rucka 

  • Im so downloading this ewe

  • went to london couple weeks ago, just ROFL'd when i saw the green confucious, reminded me of this song

  • why were there horses in this vid? I like them but wat does horses have 2 d with this song?

  • rucka rucka Ali Rocks

  • A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!!

  • Uhh this isn't rucka's video

  • this is rucka rucka ali's video please tittle it correctly. it makes it look like your trying to take the credit for his work

  • @117wrathborne117 It's not him dumb-ass.

  • @117wrathborne117 This aint Rucka. Lol.

  • the parody is so fuck gay

  • @mastermastersteven your so fuck gay

  • rucka rucka Ali Is Cool , But This Is Cool Too!

  • Id Kill Ya For This Song!!!

  • In Ur Dreams Mr.PopAnAssOpen!

  • ASIANS ROCK

  • I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN KILL U ALL! XD

    :D

  • i really like this song

    its funny

    my fav part is when the mona lisa does the "oh no u dint ' thing

  • i say my english right

  • i say my english right

    

  • Lol go asians!!

  • Rucka Rucka Ali wannabe?

  • is that a baby in the sandwich!?!? 1:11

  • lol 2:00 to 2:35 is jokes

  • lol 2:00 to 3:35

  • lmfao its great, and i AM a nucka :P hilarious (almost as legendary as rucka)

  • not rucka

  • this is racest and gay and not rucka

  • 2:33 IS THAT REAL

  • 1:14+me=BOING

    :38 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shes getting her nipps pierced

  • 1:14+me=BOING

    

  • must've been harddddddddddddd to get ur dog to make that face :)

  • lol at 1:20 A wild Snorlax appears thumbs up

  • @meownixparty WHATS ur proberm

  • Pretty good but the voice fucking killed my ears

  • steriotype

  • @TheJewBoy18 Honestly, I have no problem with gay people. Nor do i have a problem with justin beiber. I just don't like his music.

  • @jasonmars11 It's more or less an acquired taste.

  • @tazzy186 You just mad bro.

  • @TheJewBoy18 No, I don't like his music. And "thejewboy18" . People can totally take you seriously with that.

  • @jasonmars11 oh well i dont hate him, i respect him for being able to do what he did though

  • Mad song, got any other parodies

  • nice

  • Rucka rucka wannabe! 

  • 0:38 seconds in..! Anal..?

  • So funny!

  • its all for the lolz hahaha

  • Staying Asian.

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa awesome wait didnt i coment this already

    

  • This parody is so funny

  • ruka ruka ali ripoff