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  • "Oh, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch."

    hahahahaha xD

  • LOL :)

  • whatever, i didn't like it. Voice is quite low

  • gravity art thou heartless bitch

  • "Gravity thou art a heartless bitch" *

  • OMG This reminds of Laurel and Hardey the music box - they must have stole this idea from them. Still funny tho...

  • 1.-copy and paste

    2.-paste it in 2 different videos

    3.. hold breath for 10 secs

    4.- look at your hand

  • "I hardly think so" I love that

  • Archimedes would be soo proud loool

  • Oh gravity

    are thow heartless bitch

  • thou art a heartless bitch *its old english

  • It's Shakespearean. Olde English is closer to Germanic.

  • And Shakespeare lived in.........Old England.

  • Noooo....

    He lived in the Georgian era.

    And the dialect spoke there was ill-named at the time so later on it was dedicated to the Master Playwrite.

  • yes, I know.

    BUT he was born in England. And the England he lived in was old, as opposed to now which is knew.

    Therefore he lived in Old England.

  • But it's not known as "Old England"....

    That's the whole point...

    In that case any era from the first settlers to the 1900's is Old England.

    Your logic fails

  • Whatever dude. I don't really care what some randomer who thinks they are right has to think.

    I do know my history.

  • You obviously don't then you would realise that Olde England is a totally different era.

    You also DO care because otherwise you would have retorted with "whatever" instead of continuing the argument. Indicates you're stubborn and when you are shown the error you feign apathy.

    Go on, brush it off. Imbecile.

  • Technically you're a randomer who thinks you're right too.

  • It's actually Early Modern English - Old English is what Beowulf is originally written in.

  • I love this clip but thy took out my favorite part.When leonard says"do you have any other ideas?..sheldon says"yes,but unfortunately it involves a green lantern and a power ring!"

  • "ah gravity thou art thou heartless bitch"

    i could not stop laughing wen he said tat

  • "almost there.."

    "NO WE'RE NOT!"

  • Almost there... almost there..

    No we're not! No we're not!

  • Absolutely best serial...awesome speech...i love it omg

  • "Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." i love that line lol

  • 1:14. oh, sheldon<3

  • Sheldon's not gay, he's just messed up. His mother is a psycho, and he graduated university at, what...age 11? He basically missed out on everything that makes people have normal human relationships, as he states in one episode: "While Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naivety, has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact, let me step in and ensure you that my research will go on uninterrupted, and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me."

  • No....he started college at age 11 and graduated at 14.

  • actually, leonard's mother is a psycho and sheldons mother was a normal person

  • yeah. i don't think he's gay b/c i know a guy who acts a lot like sheldon and he isn't gay. I think he (Sheldon) may have asperger syndrome. that would explain soooooo much

  • isnt asperger syndrome autisme???Sry i dont know how to write that wort in english^^

  • yeah, it's a form of autism

  • I have asperger... it's really cool...

    my imagination is like enourmous,

    I'm smart...

    and the good thing about asperger is that it isn't complete autism. So my social skills are just fine ;)

  • wow that must be cool ^^

  • I don't think so... my brother has asperger's and acts nothing like Sheldon.

    I'd guess Sheldon just has OCD and poor social skills.

  • He does. That and OCD, as well as an IQ too high for his own good.

  • 187 ;)

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  • nooooo????? noooooo, nooooooo xD

  • that kinda made me think of the friends episode "PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT" hehe

  • ..but the elevators broken so your oh your done? cool. LOOOOL

  • Haha. Well, they tried.

  • "Was it hard getting it up?" "Pft no!" "No?" Naaw!" "Pffffft Naaaaw"

  • lmfao x

  • I love Penny =)))

  • i love leonard and sheldon

  • ahh gravity thou art a heartless b***

    hehe^^

  • no were not no were not.... xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

  • I agree, gravity is a bitch.

  • almost there almost there no were not no were not ahahahahaha very funny fricken love this show its my favorite

  • hahaxD

  • ah gravity art thou a heartless bitch

    haha i love it

  • Yes!!! @_@

  • almost their - almost their - almost their -

    No were not no were not no were not hahahahaha

  • jajajajajajajajaja.........

    i love it!!!

  • great vid I favorite it because it is one of my favorites hahaha gold

  • Great show, funny dialog, good characters, now if they would give them some money for quality sets production and better sound.... this show could really take off with a better over all look to it.

  • Sheldon is the best!

  • Almost there

    Almost there...

    Almost there...

    NO WE'RE NOT!!!!

    NO WE'RE NOT!!!!

    NO WE'RE NOT!!!!

    ahahahahahahah omg

  • Yes. You lack a sense of humor.

  • the whole universe was in a hot dense state...

  • "What's your formula for the corner?" "What? ....o_o!" LOL

  • oh gravity thou are a heartless bitch

    almost there, almost there... no we're not, no we're not NO WE'RE NOT!

  • ahh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

    one of the best lines lol

  • Yeah Agree 100%

  • -Was it hard getting it up the stairs?

    -Pft

    -No.

    -No?

    -Nooo.

    -Nooohhh

  • gravity heartless bitch hahahjas

  • gravity thou art a heartless bitch

  • rotflol

  • I want to get this DVD...anyone seen it out yet?

  • yes.. i have the first season on DVD ^^

  • bitch

  • ah gravity, thou art a heartless b@#ch

  • lol one of the best lines :-p

  • lol

    almost there, almost there.

    NO WE'RE NOT! NO WE'RE NOT!

    ah gravity, there art thou heartless bitch.

    XDDD

  • Great was it hard to get up the stairs? , No .. NO? , no , no :D

  • they talk about facebook a lot, i wonder if they really have true accounts... i luv the show, penny is so fuking hot!!!!!!! and its so funny!!!!

  • this Tvshow is awesome, Sheldon is the funniest one btw .

  • hahahahaahaha! i love this show!!!

  • love this....... no measurable upperbody strength....  ah gravity tho art a heartless bitch eheheh

  • hahahahahaah

  • OMG that's the guy that played David on Roseanne.And I remember him calling Darlene(I still have a crush on her)a heartless bitch.LOL

  • what the song that plays in the comercial??

  • SHELDON IS HILARIOUS!!!! he's my favorite! LOL "ah gravity, there art thou heartless bitch!" LOL

  • Sheldon is my favorite :D

  • HAHA! i love you Sheldon <3

  • "...or any measurable upper body strength."

    Epic.

  • "ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch..." XD

    best show in the universe

  • OMG theyre great :D

  • ok,when is porn valley gonna make the XXX flick version of this show? 1 hot blond chick.2 guy nerds.3 apartment neighbors.4 perfect title !

  • haha nice one there. i especially like number 4. it is a nice title for a porn flick. lol

  • "Gang Bang Theory"

  • Очень нравится сериал!!! Я в восторге!!! Смотрю в переводе "Кураж-бомбей".

  • I totally agree with sheldon..gravity IS a heartless bitch

  • in what world is this not funny sheldons lol

  • your sentence doesn't make sense.

  • Yes it does. In any world, on any planet, wherever there is any life, they will be laughing at this.

  • ahhhh... i did not say that i disagreed with your response.. i just did not understand the structutre of classicarockers sentence..

    as for laughter, this is indeed a classic, and laughter will proceed!

  • hahah what,,.,??

  • "ahhh gravity thou art a heartless bitch!" Okay I needed that laugh.

  • HAHA

    i love sheldon.

    so funny

  • lol almost there almost there almost there..no we're not! no we're not! lol i like the gravity comment too rofl

  • "oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."

  • I like when sheldon said nawooo

  • Lol gravity x]

  • gravity is such a drag and really goo dat gettign you down

  • this show is amazing. and i want sheldon ;)

  • ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

    ROFL!!

  • Was it hard getting up the stairs?

    No

    No?

    No

  • 666 ratings

  • It would've been funnier if they just decided to repair the elevator themselves, being geeks and all.

  • sheldon is my true love.

  • haha me too

  • "No we're not!, no we're not"!!!!

  • "Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!"

  • LOL

  • LMFAO

  • lol sheldon is the funniest

  • vv yessss

    i laughed so hard i fell out of my chaiiirrrr!

  • lol the best gravity thow are a hartless bitch

  • fyi: "thou art"

  • lol

  • i love this show. were almost there. no were not no were not

  • ahh gravity, thou heart a heartless bitch

  • ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

  • lol

  • indeed the sine of that angle

  • sorry that last rather violent comment i left was for that cyberninja7 person

  • aww gravity thou are a heartless bitch

    ahahaha

  • its

    Aww gravity thou ART a heartless bitch

  • kaley cuoco is hot!

  • Why are there so many porn adverts on the Big Bang Theory comments?

    Anyway, I love this show, I'd love to live next door to them x]

  • Ninja the fact that you left that comment shows that you love this show but are real insecure, you're coming out. Try not to start an argument, it's just pointless -.-

  • you mean YOU are a loser and a fucktard!

  • Is this show still on the air?

  • Fcuk off, spammer.

  • lol i love it when sheldon said "naaaaoooooo"

  • "Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

    ....memorable

  • Agreed. One of the best lines in the history of tv shows.

  • ahahahah I love it too!!! Lol

  • yes, i SO agree!!! i keep reciting it all the time;-D

    xx

  • Yeah, Sheldon is just awsome. He is my favorite character in the show.

  • haha, no we're not!!! lmao

  • I am pretty sure Sheldon has aspergers because I relate to him alot, I mean I am not as smart as he is but how he functions reminds me of myself XD;

  • evolve749, shut up stupid! this show is funniest comedy since friends.

    sheldon rules

    what's your formula for the corner?" xDDDD

  • my friend made me watch this show and I think its halarious.

  • Sheldon is the best

  • Sheldon is hilarious :D

  • LOL

    "oh gravity...thou art a heartless bitch!"

    Sheldon is BEST!!!!

  • lolz sheldon is my favorite part of the show

  • Gravity Thou Art A Heartless Bitch! Lmao

  • everyone says i act and sound like sheldon...

  • Fuck!! I LOVE SHELDON!!! <33333

  • ahh gravity thou art a heartless bitch lol love this show

  • Cool intro, fits with them.

  • Archimedes would be so proud!!

    lol lol lol

  • lol gravity is a bitch lol

  • Gravity thou art a heartless bitch.

  • I LOVE SHELDON! <3

  • lol in 5 years this'll be a classic.

  • lmaoo

  • "Gimme a pull from a lever & I can move the earth! it's just matter-- I don't have this! I don't have it!"

  • 'fulcrum'.  Not pull from.

  • You know, for someone who's username is 'EVOLVE749', you seem awfully... neanderthal-esque. And that's NOT a good thing, by the way.

  • lol......Is this about the "milkers" comment? What can I say? I just try to find the good in every situation.

  • yeah. The show in itself is a good thing.

    Hot girls are a plus, but not the only reason to watch the show.

    It was just very crude of you to say [type.]