well gay groups played the publicity game and put all their money on the zionist agenda.... now they face critisism... their fault... the whole confusion is very enjoyable though...
@saturndown Criticism against gays is because we put our money on the zionist agenda? I'm gay and I'm Jewish and I don't have a clue what you're on about.
This is obviously making fun of the view that gay marriage will destroy society. The guy has a shirt that says "I <3 New York Hookers". I was brought to this from NOM's Facebook page. Amidst all the hateful narrow-minded rhetoric that I can't respond to because I don't "like" it, someone posted a link to this saying, "Now you will believe." I am more worried about wether that person was serious or a mole.
@TheSwavi - is that what your pastor told you? How about the fact that marriage as an institution well predates modern religions and was an entirely SECULAR agreement... one rarely made between the actual couple. Go research the Code of Hammurabi, just to start.
If you actually bothered to look into it, you'd find that the only hijacking of marriage was by... yup - THE CHURCH.
But no, so much easier to regurgitate whatever you're spoonfed from the pulpit.
@Weegeeweegee123 I don't know if you're in on the secret, but... if you REALLY feel that "gay is not ok", then go back to being hetero. Noone will come to your door or spam your email - promise!
What most people dont know is that marriage in the early 1900's was strictly preformed by the church and only under God. The Federal Government pretty much Hi-Jacked it and made it into a state thing. The reason for this was because the Government did not want blacks and whites marrying eachother so they put restrictions on marriage for that reason. Gays are fighting for something that only belongs to the state. It doesn't really mean anything so what does it matter.
Love the smaller details: the widening camera shot of the actual message on his shirt; the toilet seat left up; etc.-- brilliant. Thanks for making this video.
Also, only the ones who were practicing anal sex, which weren't that many. I find it hard to believe that they would not allow their best soldiers (for example the Sacred Band of Thebes, and most Spartan warriors) to hold public offices. Fuck you and your heterosexist bullshite, you vile, pretentious, prick. Most straight people are wearing horrible clothes, and acting indecent, but nope, queers are "de evăl ons".
1. Just because you are an Atheist does not mean that you are not irrational, and still brainwashed by the religious cultural memes. 2. Why not use reason (I suspect that you are not an Atheist). 3. It's not like it didn't happen before (call it the law of Haggard). 4. Bullshite. Ancient Rome, Greece, Egypt, Persia, China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, the Native Americans, some barbarian tribes from Europe, tribes in Africa, Mayan and other pre-christofascist cultureres were ok
God changed his mind on shellfish." But doesnt the church teach that God is unchanging. A perfect God would not need to change his mind, his law would be perfect from the beginning. Then the pastor goes on to say some of the things from old testament flow into the new...Why do cristians pick and choose what they want to believe? I really wish christians would make up their mind
Ah yes, the fabled Sacred Institution of Marriage TM (c). But which one? The polygamous and incestious union of the ancients? Or the union between members of the same religion and race from last century? Or the definition which states the women are nothing more but cattle, property to the man. Or the one which allowed marital rape? Or the contract between to families? You know, dowry, money, family relations.
Yes, so should heterosexuals. Oh wait, when straights shout "I love you" it's beautiful, holy and pure. But when us filthy, disgusting faggots and dykes dare to show any affection to our "fuck buddies" (since we all know that homos don't love, only fuck non-stop) we should be ashamed. And the only propaganda allowed on children is religion, patriotism and the other xenophobic goodies. But not tolerance, dear Bearded Sky Fairy, oh no.
Brilliant. A damned fine satire, right on target. This video needs to be seen by the whole country, though the ones who most need to get the message probably won't "get it." Meanwhile, I'm passing it on to my friends who will. ;-) Thank you, and keep up the good work.
Str8 men and women certainly have known where penises go: into a women's mouth as oral sex is quite prevalent and anal sex between heterosexuals is certainly not unknown. You're correct, it apparently is obvious where penises were designed to go. What exactly is your point anyhow: that human rights and equality ought to revolve around a penis???
Hey asshole my parents are lesbians and i bet they are better ppl than you will ever be. You want to know why because they dont judge ppl on their gender pereferance
@TerminallyPsychotic EEUU isn't the EU (as in the European Union), it's the United States (USA) in Spanish (Estados Unidos = EEUU).
Since you're asking. The basket cases are annoying - especially Greece then Spain and the least is Ireland - since Greece most of all brought it on to themselves, and they refuse to change anything, so they can retire at the age of 60 and live off of EU money. Other than that, I don't feel anything. :P I still go to school and live in a nice large apartment. :)
woah... people are taking this way out of hand. first off, the lgbt community should be about accepting others and trying to show them that we are normal and open minded to things. if we dont accept christians and haters and all that, then no one is going to accept us. everyone just chill out. this video was being sarcastic.
@FlindisFromFlendor Yeah. I'm going to laugh when you die just so my lesbian vagina can piss on your dead body and defile your little christian face. Like we're scared of hell. It's cozy.
This video was so ahead of its time!! Today is May 21st. The day that the world will end because of "the gays" according to Harold Camping- the doomsday profit. Seriously! He blamed the end of the world on the gays. See you tomorrow, Harold.
What agenda? Equality? Equal protection from the law? Or are you talking about the Jewish Illuminati, homosexual Atheist Agenda of the lizard people of Nibiru? :rolleyes: Also, not all gays have anal sex. You should stop watching gay porn, it isn't very accurate when it comes to human sexuality.
@TheThordir - Gay, straight, bi, or whatever, porn as a genre isn't very accurate when it comes to human sexuality. ;-) Too bad some people haven't figured that out yet, isn't it? Maybe they should spend more time getting educated and less time freaking out about Scary Gay People.
Indeed. Now if you will excuse me, the Great Hash'ak'gik requires my worship. Great Hash'ak'gik, we hear you. We tremble and we obey. We offer this sacrifice upon the altar of the world. The blood of our, Christian heterosexual, white males do we sacrifice to you. May this blood nourish you for all eternity. Avert your wrath from us, great God. The wrath of Hash'ak'gik has once more been averted. We tremble, and we obey. Praise to Hash'ak'gik, and ever praise!
What agenda? Equality? Equal protection from the law? Or are you talking about the Jewish Illuminati, homosexual Atheist Agenda of the lizard people of Nibiru? :rolleyes:
Yet you forgot to mention how atheism seemed "abnormal", or being black in white cultures.
Why so harsh anyway? We are on the same side you know. And PLEASE don't try to tell me that homosexuality is unnatural, because homosexuality in animals is incredibly common.
And about the Greeks and Athens. Well, they wouldn't allow women to serve either. I guess we should hate them too, right? Stupid women and their unnatural vaginas.
@TerminallyPsychotic homosexuality was normal before religion (in china, in europe, in central and south america).. it has always existed.. ur so wrong.. it exist in evey small town, every country, in every continent, its all over the world.. ur nieghboard may be gay, ur son could be gay, ur father may is hidden in the closet.. it exist in animals... its everywhere!...
Sure! Just as soon as you STRAIGHT people stay in the closet. And don't kiss in public. And don't wear horribly ugly clothes. And don't scream in our faces that we are "EVIL SODOMITES! MY ANCIENT MAGIC BOOK SAYS SO!"
You sickies. We don't care what you do in your bedroom as long as it doesn't involve underage girls/boys.
I should recommend you a book called The Bible; the New Testament in particular. I hope you'll pick up the main character's message. Aside from his peaceful and loving stance, he said very wise things such as "let him that is without sin cast the first stone." Seriously, look for a copy at your local book store. You won't be disappointed.
Oh My God, judging from your favorited videos I now realize you were totally taking the piss. I'm sorry, but you have to admit it was hard to tell it was sarcasm. :-)
Blaming others is wrong, but we blame others because we don't want to face the truth about ourselves. Everyone has blamed something on another person knowing full well that they're not to blame. Still, blaming marital problems on gay marriage? Does that make sense?! Are we, as Americans, going to continue to blame our misfotunes on a community that only wants to live a life granted to those who put them down? We're all human in the end, we're not animals. Own up to your faults. Stop blaming us.
Great job! I love that you took a risk too address such a blatantly idiotic view that is unfortunately held by a lot of people. This cracked me up!!! Thank you!
Laugh about it all you like, but it is certain that homosexuality is a cancerous disease of the mind and a cure is coming either through genetic research or biological chemical treatment of the water or food supply designed specifically for the homosexual defective brain. I agree that homosexuality isn't a choice for most of them, so it has to be a genetic sickness of the brain. Filthy disgusting maggots...!
@redmark19666 Depends on what State you're in....California and New York will have it soon and half the population will live in States that have gay marriage in the next few years.
@billyboylb Gays catch a lot of crap from Christians for the same reason hippies used to back in the day. Christians are jealous of anyone, who has sexual intercourse and feels positively about doing so.
1. Marriage existed before Christians made it part of their Religion, like they did with Christmas, etc
2. If only Christians were to get married why does a Country like Japan marry? Where they follow Shintoism and Buddhism which neither have a book to follow like the Bible nor a belief in a single God or any God in most cases with Buddhism.
3. If you're going to use Leviticus for your morals then I want you to start stoning me to death for being Atheist and murdering your misbehaving children.
@TheMetalmelissa - Christianity is a very, very small minority in Japan. The large majority follow the 2 religions I already mentioned. Sorry to inform you, but my point still stands. Do your research before you reply.
@Flam3o 1.) marriage existed before Christians, but did gay marriage exist also? 2.) When did they say only Christians can get married? I don't see Christians protesting against Muslim,Jew,Atheist marriages..what they believe is marriage is between a man and a woman..now in some cultures it's multiple..but here it's one 3.) Since your an Atheist you must follow the doctrine of Stalin and Mao who oppressed religion and killed millions who didn't conform.
@ubermisogynist - 1. Did interracial marriages exist? No, but they do now. So what's your point exactly? Whatever it is, go rethink it.
2. I said that because it's always the Christians who seem to have some idea burned into their little minds that they are the only Religion and that the laws should revolve around their silly little ideologies. Yeah, they believe in a marriage between man and woman, but who cares? They aren't the only Religion.
@ubermisogynist Gay marriage did actually exist before Christianity. Homosexuality was a big part of Hellenistic societies.
And what's all this about following the doctrines of Stalin and Mao? That's like saying all white people are murderers because Jack the Ripper was a white guy.
It's perfectly acceptable to rip on Christianity for starting and fostering this problem, but please remember that not all religions are nearly so crazy. Neopagans especially tend to be accepting of different sexual orientations.
I'm sorry I've caused so much distress in OTHER peoples lives for the way I was born....I know it must really hurt everytime I have a crush on another guy or if I kiss someone...it really affects you emotionally! I'm so sorry! OH WAIT? WTF? LOL!!!!
@TaylurrTastik This has to be the most mentally deficient comment that I have ever seen. You are the kind of person that sent Randy Newman death threats for short people. I mean, not only is it satire, but it's obvious satire that has the first word of it's description being 'satire'. You did not even try to get the meaning of the song before judging it.
This is too funny! :-) It amazes me that some people actually HOLD such ideas! (Probably the same people who say things like "the Jews killed Jayzuz" and "them black Negro men are gonna rape our virtuous white women")
@allthevideos4me :-) The other bizarre "horrible thing" that "the gays" (one doesn't hear this too much any more) is they supposedly DARE to have more disposable income than the "average heterosexual". Don't they know they are supposed to have 5 kids by the time they are 22, live in slovenly conditions, and buy cheaply-made but expensive-to-buy plastic toys for their offspring to leave on the front lawn? (I think there's even a LAW that mandates such behavior.)
Gays r aloud to do watever they Fucking want. there like us, there like us Straights, there only one thing diff. so wats the big deal! I SUPPORT GAY MARRIGE!
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@JACKOFSPADES253 Wait, I didn't catch that the first 24 times. Could you say that one more time? That would help me so very much, because if you could just say whatever it is you're saying one more time I would totally understand you. But I didn't understand you those other 24 times. And also, if you could make it all caps again, that would be great, because it makes it so much easier for me. And possibly add in some exclamation points. Yes, exclamation points would definitely do the trick
OMG so much hate in the world. Get over yourselves and stop the hate. Who are we to judge what people do with THEIR LIVES? We all need to worry about ourselves. Everyone deserves to be happy.
@xephyr1000 Not entirely true. It's currently transitioning from gays to Muslims. But before it was the gays, it was the communists. Before them, blacks. Before them, the Jews. Before them, "witches." Anything other than white suburban America is scapegoated and vilified at one point or another as a means to distract the public from more stressing and important issues.
Marriage is dying because people are getting stupider, and marrying other stupid people, not realizing that relationships require discernment in choosing, and understanding and compromise in maintenance.
Essentially, idiots get married out of lust, disguised in romantic idealism (which is shallow). Marriage means nothing because they are incapable of constructing great meaning.
@Grayto People get married out of lust is so true. People are getting married to have sex since it is a sin to procreate without being married. What if you had married the person you lost your virginity to? LOGIC!
It has nothing to do with gays. That's exactly the point.
I don't know why the state has any role in marriage anyways. I don't know why any partnerships need state sanction or why some kinds of partnerships receive special benefits from the state.
@Grayto Yeah, but people under 40 generally are too shallow to marry anyone other than simply a hot individual. This is how Ted Bundy got some much ass between his rape/murder sprees back in the day. Shallow women are attracted to this yuppie guy, especially one who's cut.
@Grayto marriage is not declining because people are becoming stupid, but rather people get married for misguided reasons and consequently it ends in divorce. As a result of high divorce rates there has been a decrease in the amount of people who get married because they see divorce as too traumatic and to much of a hassle.
@sij747 misguided means 'misplaced belief' in my opinion, but i guess thats just semantics ... but needless to say i do agree with your comment about people getting married only do so because of misguided romantic idealism
Sure. As a state institution. I don't understand why the state needs to get involved in people's love affairs. Or why individuals who happened to be coupled get certain benefits over others.
gays arent destroying marriage,divorce is.We are simply popularizing it.STr8s should be happy that they dont have to be the only ones who can make mistakes.I say let us marry and regret it later,like the str8s do.except we wont be getting divorced cause divorce is a sin according to some little man/woman in the sky who apparently hates everything all of a sudden,Dam you simon cowel!
It's not gays that are destroying marriage, it's the philandering heteros.
Like the Westborough Baptist Church, I thank God for all the hate. After all, The Supreme Being (Allah, God, Yahweh...) hates anyone who isn't just like me. It's very clear. God damns us all Amen.
Great tune and funny video. Loved it. Masterfully put together. Damn! Next thing you know, the gays will want to destroy the sanctity of divorce.
lottirj 3 weeks ago
Hats off to you sir!
MyMidnightThunder 1 month ago
imma go take a shit...
giventofly1789 1 month ago
This is brilliant
getplaning 1 month ago
Ha!
twinkie13st 2 months ago
This is hilarious
AlbanyRose 2 months ago
i am afraid I won't see the day when the US has a gay president and a
transgender First Lady......but it is coming.
In Anciet Greece during the Peloponnesian war Greek General Aristophanes said
this to his troops......"Men I know how hard it is to go to war and leave your
buddies behind."
deralteist
deralteist 3 months ago
@deralteist
It'll happen. Because I'm going to be it! :D
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Faggots are disgusting, all faggots should be exterminated.
StartTheRaceWar 4 months ago
lol try this post on for size. It's actually Old Lesbians that threaten marriage ;0) You can view the post at For Gail So Loved the World :0)
gdickert1 5 months ago
I didn't get the point .. But I'm gay
friattmoooo 5 months ago
The Earthquake in Virginia...the Hurricane Irene....It must be because the Gays getting married!!! Great Job Oded. Very Funny Video!!!!
ARFG2000 5 months ago 2
well gay groups played the publicity game and put all their money on the zionist agenda.... now they face critisism... their fault... the whole confusion is very enjoyable though...
saturndown 5 months ago
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@saturndown Criticism against gays is because we put our money on the zionist agenda? I'm gay and I'm Jewish and I don't have a clue what you're on about.
WorcesterYid 4 months ago
This is obviously making fun of the view that gay marriage will destroy society. The guy has a shirt that says "I <3 New York Hookers". I was brought to this from NOM's Facebook page. Amidst all the hateful narrow-minded rhetoric that I can't respond to because I don't "like" it, someone posted a link to this saying, "Now you will believe." I am more worried about wether that person was serious or a mole.
dewey0609 5 months ago
Funny song. But I support gay marriage :P
skarosTHEgreek 5 months ago 2
OMG This is funny! Thanks!
cyn118 5 months ago
People still use MySpace?
v1de0gamr 5 months ago 3
@TheSwavi - is that what your pastor told you? How about the fact that marriage as an institution well predates modern religions and was an entirely SECULAR agreement... one rarely made between the actual couple. Go research the Code of Hammurabi, just to start.
If you actually bothered to look into it, you'd find that the only hijacking of marriage was by... yup - THE CHURCH.
But no, so much easier to regurgitate whatever you're spoonfed from the pulpit.
SapphireH 5 months ago 2
It's often hard to tell parody from reality when it comes to homophobia. There are actually homophobes who think gay marriage will harm society.
TheJetsilver 6 months ago
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hilarious i know its a joke but really thats messed up and gay is NOT OK
Weegeeweegee123 6 months ago
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@Weegeeweegee123 Says who? Your God?
Shikara0Nara 6 months ago
@Weegeeweegee123 I don't know if you're in on the secret, but... if you REALLY feel that "gay is not ok", then go back to being hetero. Noone will come to your door or spam your email - promise!
dhead64 5 months ago
What most people dont know is that marriage in the early 1900's was strictly preformed by the church and only under God. The Federal Government pretty much Hi-Jacked it and made it into a state thing. The reason for this was because the Government did not want blacks and whites marrying eachother so they put restrictions on marriage for that reason. Gays are fighting for something that only belongs to the state. It doesn't really mean anything so what does it matter.
TheSwavi 6 months ago
Love the smaller details: the widening camera shot of the actual message on his shirt; the toilet seat left up; etc.-- brilliant. Thanks for making this video.
portaguillem 6 months ago 6
@portaguillem The director's name is Morgan Nichols.
runderwood5 5 months ago
awesome
mrwilliam11571 6 months ago
OMG LOL
misswhitegrape 6 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Also, only the ones who were practicing anal sex, which weren't that many. I find it hard to believe that they would not allow their best soldiers (for example the Sacred Band of Thebes, and most Spartan warriors) to hold public offices. Fuck you and your heterosexist bullshite, you vile, pretentious, prick. Most straight people are wearing horrible clothes, and acting indecent, but nope, queers are "de evăl ons".
TheThordir 6 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
1. Just because you are an Atheist does not mean that you are not irrational, and still brainwashed by the religious cultural memes. 2. Why not use reason (I suspect that you are not an Atheist). 3. It's not like it didn't happen before (call it the law of Haggard). 4. Bullshite. Ancient Rome, Greece, Egypt, Persia, China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, the Native Americans, some barbarian tribes from Europe, tribes in Africa, Mayan and other pre-christofascist cultureres were ok
TheThordir 6 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
God changed his mind on shellfish." But doesnt the church teach that God is unchanging. A perfect God would not need to change his mind, his law would be perfect from the beginning. Then the pastor goes on to say some of the things from old testament flow into the new...Why do cristians pick and choose what they want to believe? I really wish christians would make up their mind
TheThordir 6 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Ah yes, the fabled Sacred Institution of Marriage TM (c). But which one? The polygamous and incestious union of the ancients? Or the union between members of the same religion and race from last century? Or the definition which states the women are nothing more but cattle, property to the man. Or the one which allowed marital rape? Or the contract between to families? You know, dowry, money, family relations.
TheThordir 6 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Yes, so should heterosexuals. Oh wait, when straights shout "I love you" it's beautiful, holy and pure. But when us filthy, disgusting faggots and dykes dare to show any affection to our "fuck buddies" (since we all know that homos don't love, only fuck non-stop) we should be ashamed. And the only propaganda allowed on children is religion, patriotism and the other xenophobic goodies. But not tolerance, dear Bearded Sky Fairy, oh no.
TheThordir 6 months ago
Brilliant. A damned fine satire, right on target. This video needs to be seen by the whole country, though the ones who most need to get the message probably won't "get it." Meanwhile, I'm passing it on to my friends who will. ;-) Thank you, and keep up the good work.
bohemianspiritmn 6 months ago
Wow what did u tell the little kid to get her to be in a video about u hating on gays?
Jennasinger 6 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Str8 men and women certainly have known where penises go: into a women's mouth as oral sex is quite prevalent and anal sex between heterosexuals is certainly not unknown. You're correct, it apparently is obvious where penises were designed to go. What exactly is your point anyhow: that human rights and equality ought to revolve around a penis???
musclegeek 7 months ago 3
Gst over urself....its a f'ckn joke
trimbunny1 7 months ago
I hate the gays!
dcnhvhb 7 months ago
gays dont like u dont juge others juge ur self
nazi
filipinoforlifeful 7 months ago
Hey asshole my parents are lesbians and i bet they are better ppl than you will ever be. You want to know why because they dont judge ppl on their gender pereferance
Herox1997 7 months ago
and I thought panty shots were only in anime
Rayannami 7 months ago
@Rayannami You must not watch very good anime.
Str8stillkiller 7 months ago
Nice video! Great song. Haha!
MG18 7 months ago
This song explains it all.
That poor thoughtful considerate man. His marriage DESTROYED by those selfish inconsiderate gays getting married. Terrible.
EmeraldView 7 months ago
your "wife" looks lesbian... ;)
elloquillo873 7 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic EEUU isn't the EU (as in the European Union), it's the United States (USA) in Spanish (Estados Unidos = EEUU).
Since you're asking. The basket cases are annoying - especially Greece then Spain and the least is Ireland - since Greece most of all brought it on to themselves, and they refuse to change anything, so they can retire at the age of 60 and live off of EU money. Other than that, I don't feel anything. :P I still go to school and live in a nice large apartment. :)
Lemonz1989 7 months ago
woah... people are taking this way out of hand. first off, the lgbt community should be about accepting others and trying to show them that we are normal and open minded to things. if we dont accept christians and haters and all that, then no one is going to accept us. everyone just chill out. this video was being sarcastic.
nyghtbyte 7 months ago
@nyghtbyte Yeah, just like Jews and blacks always accept members of the KKK into their groups of friends.
jeffsandychelsea 7 months ago 2
Can people notice that this is a sarcastic video?
johnsonyourfired 8 months ago 33
@johnsonyourfired I guess most of people do hehe I love this video.
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@thefunkyboi22 I am Christian what religion are you .....Muslim or some sacrilegious group like that.
FlindisFromFlendor 8 months ago
@FlindisFromFlendor Wiccan and its A LOT better than Christianity. Any pagan religion is.
AidanDelano 8 months ago
@AidanDelano
Oh, I seriously am hoping you a joking. Go burn with the rest of your kind at the stake.
ReesiePuffs64 8 months ago
@ReesiePuffs64 Nope, not joking. :D By the way, I'm a pyro soooo, I might enjoy that.
AidanDelano 6 months ago
Gays go to Hell once they die so I just laugh whenever I see them
FlindisFromFlendor 8 months ago
@FlindisFromFlendor Yeah. I'm going to laugh when you die just so my lesbian vagina can piss on your dead body and defile your little christian face. Like we're scared of hell. It's cozy.
AidanDelano 8 months ago
YES!!! OUTLAWING GAY MARRAGE WILL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS!!!!
chroamy 8 months ago
Why isn't this guy on TV? He should have his own show.
ARFG2000 8 months ago
lol the only good kind of "Bush" xD
PaNdAxSaMa 8 months ago
This video was so ahead of its time!! Today is May 21st. The day that the world will end because of "the gays" according to Harold Camping- the doomsday profit. Seriously! He blamed the end of the world on the gays. See you tomorrow, Harold.
354ever 8 months ago
NICE VIDEO !
TheBigTheory0 8 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic ]
What agenda? Equality? Equal protection from the law? Or are you talking about the Jewish Illuminati, homosexual Atheist Agenda of the lizard people of Nibiru? :rolleyes: Also, not all gays have anal sex. You should stop watching gay porn, it isn't very accurate when it comes to human sexuality.
TheThordir 8 months ago 45
@TheThordir - Gay, straight, bi, or whatever, porn as a genre isn't very accurate when it comes to human sexuality. ;-) Too bad some people haven't figured that out yet, isn't it? Maybe they should spend more time getting educated and less time freaking out about Scary Gay People.
bohemianspiritmn 6 months ago
@bohemianspiritmn
Indeed. Now if you will excuse me, the Great Hash'ak'gik requires my worship. Great Hash'ak'gik, we hear you. We tremble and we obey. We offer this sacrifice upon the altar of the world. The blood of our, Christian heterosexual, white males do we sacrifice to you. May this blood nourish you for all eternity. Avert your wrath from us, great God. The wrath of Hash'ak'gik has once more been averted. We tremble, and we obey. Praise to Hash'ak'gik, and ever praise!
TheThordir 6 months ago
@TheThordir - That will probably get you better results than arguing with the likes of TP. ;-) Have fun.
bohemianspiritmn 6 months ago
@TheThordir who knew that all one had to do in order to receive the top-rated comment was rise to the bait of a net troll?
v1de0gamr 5 months ago
@v1de0gamr
When it comes to Christians and Muslims it is hard o distinguish the stupid from the trolls.
TheThordir 5 months ago
@TheThordir Should have checked his channel, he's pretty much advertising it.
v1de0gamr 5 months ago
@TheThordir I'm gay/lesbian, can I get in on this agenda. I totally want to meet a lizard person!
JovialJewels 2 months ago
@JovialJewels
First you must seduce a priest or nun and eat the flesh of a Christian baby, while singing hymns to Beelze-bubbles.
TheThordir 2 months ago 2
@TerminallyPsychotic ]
What agenda? Equality? Equal protection from the law? Or are you talking about the Jewish Illuminati, homosexual Atheist Agenda of the lizard people of Nibiru? :rolleyes:
TheThordir 8 months ago 2
The chick clearly left him to marry another woman, that's why she is saying it's cus gays can get married
Kabutopuppy 8 months ago 3
Oded Gross! I am seeing you perform tonight in Hollywood on Melrose at some TABOO TALES show. What time do you go on?????
ARFG2000 8 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Yet you forgot to mention how atheism seemed "abnormal", or being black in white cultures.
Why so harsh anyway? We are on the same side you know. And PLEASE don't try to tell me that homosexuality is unnatural, because homosexuality in animals is incredibly common.
And about the Greeks and Athens. Well, they wouldn't allow women to serve either. I guess we should hate them too, right? Stupid women and their unnatural vaginas.
Casna101 8 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic homosexuality was normal before religion (in china, in europe, in central and south america).. it has always existed.. ur so wrong.. it exist in evey small town, every country, in every continent, its all over the world.. ur nieghboard may be gay, ur son could be gay, ur father may is hidden in the closet.. it exist in animals... its everywhere!...
nbmp80 8 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic no, i live in eeuu.. and thank you very much! ;)
nbmp80 8 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Sure! Just as soon as you STRAIGHT people stay in the closet. And don't kiss in public. And don't wear horribly ugly clothes. And don't scream in our faces that we are "EVIL SODOMITES! MY ANCIENT MAGIC BOOK SAYS SO!"
You sickies. We don't care what you do in your bedroom as long as it doesn't involve underage girls/boys.
Casna101 8 months ago 5
@TerminallyPsychotic im getting out of the closet this week.. thank you for inspire me even more! :)
nbmp80 8 months ago
@TerminallyPsychotic
Yes, because he is still young and most likely not gay. And even if he was, he wouldn't want to have sex with you.
There is a difference between being gay and rape.
Casna101 8 months ago
I hope you burn in Hell.
MrFETKD 8 months ago
@MrFETKD
I should recommend you a book called The Bible; the New Testament in particular. I hope you'll pick up the main character's message. Aside from his peaceful and loving stance, he said very wise things such as "let him that is without sin cast the first stone." Seriously, look for a copy at your local book store. You won't be disappointed.
str0man2008 8 months ago
@MrFETKD
Oh My God, judging from your favorited videos I now realize you were totally taking the piss. I'm sorry, but you have to admit it was hard to tell it was sarcasm. :-)
str0man2008 8 months ago
Am I the only one here reminded of "Blame Canada"?
"We must blame them and raise a fuss before anybody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuss~"
thatoneweirdo1 9 months ago
Blaming others is wrong, but we blame others because we don't want to face the truth about ourselves. Everyone has blamed something on another person knowing full well that they're not to blame. Still, blaming marital problems on gay marriage? Does that make sense?! Are we, as Americans, going to continue to blame our misfotunes on a community that only wants to live a life granted to those who put them down? We're all human in the end, we're not animals. Own up to your faults. Stop blaming us.
MrMysteriousJ 9 months ago
Great job! I love that you took a risk too address such a blatantly idiotic view that is unfortunately held by a lot of people. This cracked me up!!! Thank you!
WhatE7263 9 months ago
242 people are married gays
spacesquirrel10 10 months ago
TY OdedGross! LOVE the satire! This perfectly depicts the fanatical freaks that call themselves Christians.
jdbm03 10 months ago 2
Brilliant Oded gross
ARFG2000 10 months ago
WTF that was the most stupid thing ever blame yourself or the government but mostly the government or yourself.
Arcanetheory7 10 months ago
This man is some sort of genius
cGRAM31 10 months ago
@SharonLovesFaggots
Of course you are..LOL
ThePSYCHOChannel 10 months ago
fake and gay
ThePSYCHOChannel 10 months ago
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Laugh about it all you like, but it is certain that homosexuality is a cancerous disease of the mind and a cure is coming either through genetic research or biological chemical treatment of the water or food supply designed specifically for the homosexual defective brain. I agree that homosexuality isn't a choice for most of them, so it has to be a genetic sickness of the brain. Filthy disgusting maggots...!
MegaBohunk 11 months ago
@MegaBohunk lol
xxSeishuku 11 months ago
Too Bad the Gays can't really get married...................this is a sorry and sad Country.
redmark19666 11 months ago
@redmark19666 They can in some states; Iowa, for example.
valmontdracul 11 months ago
@redmark19666 Depends on what State you're in....California and New York will have it soon and half the population will live in States that have gay marriage in the next few years.
james1200 10 months ago
I LOVE it, and I'm gay. . . okay, pansexual, but, same diff.
beastchicky 11 months ago
I think dem Brits are to blame too. Dem talk funny!
patrickmoffat 11 months ago
Really dumb video and I must say I expect Gays to do a better job.
noraak1971 11 months ago
Superb song and video! And every one knows that having gays in the military attracts enemy radar!
mik99D 1 year ago
Superb song and video!
mik99D 1 year ago
235 right wing Chrisians watched this video.
sparbaroku 1 year ago
@sparbaroku True!
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ETHEUNICE 1 year ago
I blame Bush and Hip Hop music.
KyuiSuKim 1 year ago 2
@KyuiSuKim yep.
supersexyninjajunjun 1 year ago
ITS ALL BCAUSE OF THE GINGERS
theflyleaffreak 1 year ago 5
That's funny.....The Jesus Freaks blame everything on gay people...All I can say is, "Jesus, protect me from your followers."
billyboylb 1 year ago 3
@billyboylb Gays catch a lot of crap from Christians for the same reason hippies used to back in the day. Christians are jealous of anyone, who has sexual intercourse and feels positively about doing so.
freeOJ2007 1 year ago 2
@freeOJ2007 Yes. I think you are right. No one is supposed to have any fun.
billyboylb 1 year ago
Oh behalf of all the gays in the world I'm here to say: We're sorry.
RaZorXwireXbabyX 1 year ago
Gays are getting married lets get a divorce. That makes SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE!!! =_=
gaybeacon 1 year ago
1. Marriage existed before Christians made it part of their Religion, like they did with Christmas, etc
2. If only Christians were to get married why does a Country like Japan marry? Where they follow Shintoism and Buddhism which neither have a book to follow like the Bible nor a belief in a single God or any God in most cases with Buddhism.
3. If you're going to use Leviticus for your morals then I want you to start stoning me to death for being Atheist and murdering your misbehaving children.
Flam3o 1 year ago 29
@Flam3o sorry to inform you but there are thousands of people in japan that believe in jesus.. do your research before you comment
TheMetalmelissa 8 months ago
@TheMetalmelissa - Christianity is a very, very small minority in Japan. The large majority follow the 2 religions I already mentioned. Sorry to inform you, but my point still stands. Do your research before you reply.
Flam3o 8 months ago 3
@Flam3o I love you so much right now. :D You're just... awesome. And good for you for knowing something about Japan's religion.
AidanDelano 8 months ago
@Flam3o 1.) marriage existed before Christians, but did gay marriage exist also? 2.) When did they say only Christians can get married? I don't see Christians protesting against Muslim,Jew,Atheist marriages..what they believe is marriage is between a man and a woman..now in some cultures it's multiple..but here it's one 3.) Since your an Atheist you must follow the doctrine of Stalin and Mao who oppressed religion and killed millions who didn't conform.
ubermisogynist 7 months ago
@ubermisogynist - 1. Did interracial marriages exist? No, but they do now. So what's your point exactly? Whatever it is, go rethink it.
2. I said that because it's always the Christians who seem to have some idea burned into their little minds that they are the only Religion and that the laws should revolve around their silly little ideologies. Yeah, they believe in a marriage between man and woman, but who cares? They aren't the only Religion.
3. I sure do.
Flam3o 7 months ago 2
@ubermisogynist Gay marriage did actually exist before Christianity. Homosexuality was a big part of Hellenistic societies.
And what's all this about following the doctrines of Stalin and Mao? That's like saying all white people are murderers because Jack the Ripper was a white guy.
Str8stillkiller 7 months ago
ohhh, how i love all the haters. >.< keep it coming, because you only make me laugh :]
TaylurrTastik 1 year ago
It's perfectly acceptable to rip on Christianity for starting and fostering this problem, but please remember that not all religions are nearly so crazy. Neopagans especially tend to be accepting of different sexual orientations.
BloodeatingDespot 1 year ago
I'm sorry I've caused so much distress in OTHER peoples lives for the way I was born....I know it must really hurt everytime I have a crush on another guy or if I kiss someone...it really affects you emotionally! I'm so sorry! OH WAIT? WTF? LOL!!!!
gaylolful 1 year ago
i <3 new york hookers lol
killforliving1 1 year ago
flagged :] I'm sorry that you're stupid enough to waste your time making a video that you think is "funny" because it targets innocent people.
TaylurrTastik 1 year ago
@TaylurrTastik It's actually showing how stupid people are for not wanting gays to get married, if you would just think for a moment you would get it
nevermindi 1 year ago
@TaylurrTastik This has to be the most mentally deficient comment that I have ever seen. You are the kind of person that sent Randy Newman death threats for short people. I mean, not only is it satire, but it's obvious satire that has the first word of it's description being 'satire'. You did not even try to get the meaning of the song before judging it.
theclinger 1 year ago
@TaylurrTastik You must be a cunt. A slightly hairier cunt than God.
aznlalaland 1 year ago
Hey wait just a god damn minute.. i caught you trying to slip one by us... whats your beef with the Guatemalans?
allthevideos4me 1 year ago
I don't know what made me watch this but I am so glad I did!!! Superb!
FENNYMAN 1 year ago
Where I can I get that T-shirt?
hootie1fan 1 year ago
This is too funny! :-) It amazes me that some people actually HOLD such ideas! (Probably the same people who say things like "the Jews killed Jayzuz" and "them black Negro men are gonna rape our virtuous white women")
shmuli9 1 year ago 40
@shmuli9 i dont trust em round' my women folk. theys got the big'n and i caint compete.
allthevideos4me 1 year ago
@allthevideos4me :-) The other bizarre "horrible thing" that "the gays" (one doesn't hear this too much any more) is they supposedly DARE to have more disposable income than the "average heterosexual". Don't they know they are supposed to have 5 kids by the time they are 22, live in slovenly conditions, and buy cheaply-made but expensive-to-buy plastic toys for their offspring to leave on the front lawn? (I think there's even a LAW that mandates such behavior.)
shmuli9 1 year ago 3
Great video! :-D anyone who disliked this needs a sense of humor
jackdoe83 1 year ago
@jackdoe83 So far, 230 people need a sense of humor. Either that, or they are homophobic and this video struck home (and they are thus displeased).
AtheisticLiberator 1 year ago 5
Gays r aloud to do watever they Fucking want. there like us, there like us Straights, there only one thing diff. so wats the big deal! I SUPPORT GAY MARRIGE!
TayAndLux 1 year ago 4
he's very cute. i wish he had taken his shirt off.
cg321 1 year ago 2
He's right gay's are to blame l know cause l'm GAY . lol
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jjaggers 1 year ago
@JACKOFSPADES253 Wait, I didn't catch that the first 24 times. Could you say that one more time? That would help me so very much, because if you could just say whatever it is you're saying one more time I would totally understand you. But I didn't understand you those other 24 times. And also, if you could make it all caps again, that would be great, because it makes it so much easier for me. And possibly add in some exclamation points. Yes, exclamation points would definitely do the trick
caelestis356 1 year ago 2
OMG so much hate in the world. Get over yourselves and stop the hate. Who are we to judge what people do with THEIR LIVES? We all need to worry about ourselves. Everyone deserves to be happy.
thomasfisher0722 1 year ago
This funny video made me laugh, the hateful comments made me cry. Cant we just follow the only religion that matters.....the religion of kindness.
nasterblaster 1 year ago 6
I could not possibly love this any more.
jajarachel 1 year ago
lmao!
lizamem 1 year ago
Great Video. Very timely!
ARFG2000 1 year ago
Yep, for the Teabaggers and Homophobes, gays seem to be the scapegoat for whatever ails them.
xephyr1000 1 year ago
@xephyr1000 Not entirely true. It's currently transitioning from gays to Muslims. But before it was the gays, it was the communists. Before them, blacks. Before them, the Jews. Before them, "witches." Anything other than white suburban America is scapegoated and vilified at one point or another as a means to distract the public from more stressing and important issues.
BIGlittleCohen 1 year ago
@BIGlittleCohen Don't forget "atheists". What American Christians typically love to blame them as well.
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TheSecretEye 1 year ago
Marriage is dying because people are getting stupider, and marrying other stupid people, not realizing that relationships require discernment in choosing, and understanding and compromise in maintenance.
Essentially, idiots get married out of lust, disguised in romantic idealism (which is shallow). Marriage means nothing because they are incapable of constructing great meaning.
Grayto 1 year ago 59
@Grayto It's sad, but true. =:(
gordogreat74 1 year ago
@Grayto People get married out of lust is so true. People are getting married to have sex since it is a sin to procreate without being married. What if you had married the person you lost your virginity to? LOGIC!
MsATHEISTPRIDE 1 year ago
@Grayto
Right, but does it have anything to do with gays? I think gay marriage should be legal as common marriage is.
MrTMStevens 1 year ago 2
@MrTMStevens
It has nothing to do with gays. That's exactly the point.
I don't know why the state has any role in marriage anyways. I don't know why any partnerships need state sanction or why some kinds of partnerships receive special benefits from the state.
Grayto 1 year ago
@Grayto Yeah, but people under 40 generally are too shallow to marry anyone other than simply a hot individual. This is how Ted Bundy got some much ass between his rape/murder sprees back in the day. Shallow women are attracted to this yuppie guy, especially one who's cut.
freeOJ2007 1 year ago
@freeOJ2007 Oh come on do you mean women ate attracted to hot yuppies who don't have a mile of foreskin and all the stuff that goes with it?
LOL. What ever are they going to chew on?
johnnyohness 1 year ago
@Grayto marriage is not declining because people are becoming stupid, but rather people get married for misguided reasons and consequently it ends in divorce. As a result of high divorce rates there has been a decrease in the amount of people who get married because they see divorce as too traumatic and to much of a hassle.
sij747 11 months ago
@sij747
I call getting married for misguided reasons stupidity.
Grayto 11 months ago
@sij747 misguided means 'misplaced belief' in my opinion, but i guess thats just semantics ... but needless to say i do agree with your comment about people getting married only do so because of misguided romantic idealism
sij747 11 months ago
@Grayto just get rid of marriage?
thomasparish 10 months ago
@thomasparish
Sure. As a state institution. I don't understand why the state needs to get involved in people's love affairs. Or why individuals who happened to be coupled get certain benefits over others.
Grayto 10 months ago
@Grayto so bassically its "I want to totally plow you, lets get married"
RainbowManification 9 months ago
@RainbowManification
More like, 'plowing you gives me a fuzzy feeling, that must be love and has no chance of getting old, let's get married because I saw it in a movie"
Grayto 9 months ago
@Grayto I agree, misrecognition of love and sexual urges is the degredation of society
RainbowManification 9 months ago
@Grayto and trying to show off...
alan517815 9 months ago
gays arent destroying marriage,divorce is.We are simply popularizing it.STr8s should be happy that they dont have to be the only ones who can make mistakes.I say let us marry and regret it later,like the str8s do.except we wont be getting divorced cause divorce is a sin according to some little man/woman in the sky who apparently hates everything all of a sudden,Dam you simon cowel!
CenobiteSik 1 year ago 7
It's not gays that are destroying marriage, it's the philandering heteros.
Like the Westborough Baptist Church, I thank God for all the hate. After all, The Supreme Being (Allah, God, Yahweh...) hates anyone who isn't just like me. It's very clear. God damns us all Amen.
drfoxcourt 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome! The neighbour had a watering can! Nice attention to detail! Two thumbs up to Morgan Nichols.
kea444 1 year ago
@kea444 Hey thanks! Usually Oded gets all the love. (and rightfully - the guy's brilliant).
lofilmNYC 1 year ago
Never sen this before. Awesome!!!!
gdwatcher 1 year ago
I really hope this is sarcastic.
KillerKyle99 1 year ago 2
@KillerKyle99 It's obious that it is. Plus, the first word in the description is 'satire'
AussieZac 1 year ago 3
"next blame the jews"
lols this would all be really funny if there weren't white trash idiots out there who believe it.
Lenora1854 1 year ago