What about the superhero with like super patience? Theres just crime go rampant in the city, and hes all like "I'll just wait it out." I'm pretty sure he would be the best hero.
what i would want is to be able to double anything and make it appear anywhere like i wanna get a new ps3 i'll just run to the store and double into my house. want some food go to the grocery store and double food to my house. want to eat more of the food i'm eating just double whats left in till im happy. need money double a one dollar bill. need a girl double her into my pants :).
@cooldonkeyfish Right on bro man. I be feelin dat shit. Everybro be a dude. My mom: a dude, Robert Redford: a dude, the pope: a dude, my dog: is actually (no lie) named Dude. It's all good bro, some of us watch mtv and some of us don't.
@cooldonkeyfish Right on bro man. I be feelin dat shit. Everybro be a dude. My mom: a dude, Robert Redford: a dude, the pope: a dude, my dog: is actually (no lie) named Dude. It's all good bro, some of us watch mtv and some of us don't.
@skpkalrikmyo Actually I counted that wrong. It's really 42. There are 36 muscles, then each individual six pack containing the six packs is counted as one... So yeah, 42.
@Carnagedude504 My time is wasted arguing this with you, because you're ignorant to the fact that you're wrong. Put it this way: Six muscles does not equal one muscle, so there are still 36 muscles. Therefore, 36 pack.
@skpkalrikmyo Dude, why the hell do you think that i'm saying Six muscles equals one muscle. If you look at Amir, he has a six pack, and each muscle of his six pack has an individual six pack. So, 36 muscles, but overall, the original six-pack he has, the one where the other six-packs are located, are their own individual muscles.
I think that you are the one who is ignorant, pal. Just look at the damned video, he has 6 muscles on top of each muscle, so adding it up, it's 42...
@callmetagno That would be 48 muscles overall. I'm trying to say that it's 6 (6) = 36, plus the original 6 muscles that the 6-pack is sitting on top (There are 6 muscles on top of each, original six-pack, so adding up the initial layer, it's 42)
@Carnagedude504 no it wouldn't be 48, I'm agreeing with you in saying that its 42 muscles. lets get this straight, you're arguing over the correct amount of units, which in this case is packs. not muscles not layers, packs. so there is one initial 6 pack. one six pack on top of each pack. all together macking 7 six packs.
"let that monkey ride your back, LET THE MONKEY RIDE YOUR BACK!!!!!" if your gonna have two monkeys ride your back, just have one ride your back if your gonna have two monkeys ride your back, just have one ride your back
Doood Streeter is fkin stoned !! hahahahahahahha!!
MrXionarc 18 hours ago in playlist Season 1
POV guy!!!
Smilyallgamer 2 days ago
What about the superhero with like super patience? Theres just crime go rampant in the city, and hes all like "I'll just wait it out." I'm pretty sure he would be the best hero.
rrojas200 2 days ago
i think streeter's high.
Dr2Moriarty 3 days ago
i wanna smoke weed with streeter he's the biggest pothead from the CH crew hahahahaha
biggie51996 5 days ago
:O i... am ... NOW-Man!!
Kniknok1 6 days ago
they are so high while filming this
tehryantron 6 days ago
36 sixx pack
hotrodhey 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
telekenisis.
themudball 1 week ago
how baked are these guys?
griffmaster735 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
YaY! Amir learned basic math good for him!
MultiDukeman 1 week ago
last one was genius
reka10 1 week ago
i just noticed that they really removed the "HUH" sound
Printerthing 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
How did Amir do that math?
Sladestuff 2 weeks ago
what i would want is to be able to double anything and make it appear anywhere like i wanna get a new ps3 i'll just run to the store and double into my house. want some food go to the grocery store and double food to my house. want to eat more of the food i'm eating just double whats left in till im happy. need money double a one dollar bill. need a girl double her into my pants :).
JoseLR325 2 weeks ago
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kidpkr18 2 weeks ago
that was shit
mrbaldesh 3 weeks ago
as soon as I saw the flagged sign I was like YAY
TheAnimeStreamer 3 weeks ago
@TheAnimeStreamer pathetic -_-
tim09123 2 weeks ago
@tim09123 whaddya mean?
TheAnimeStreamer 2 weeks ago
@TheAnimeStreamer as soon as she saw it was flagged he was like yay, need i say more
tim09123 2 weeks ago
@tim09123 im not a girl and I still don't get it :)
TheAnimeStreamer 2 weeks ago
The fact that amir knew what 6 X 6 was is more unnerving.
ArrigooT 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Amir one problem when you have sex you get pregnant
Travo998 1 month ago
@Travo998 no thats not what would happen what would happen is that instead of pleasure you feel pain.
JoseLR325 2 weeks ago
amir wants to be a saiyan
jimmy8380980 1 month ago 4
streeters was fucked up
MoMoMikyas 1 month ago
Dave has some issues.....
TiberiusOmega3 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I think Josh might be one of the most intelligent people on Earth.
CravenBixby 1 month ago
I think Streeter was high in this one.
emmalooify 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
In Australia we eat kangaroo meat... it's like as big as steak.
cooldonkeyfish 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@cooldonkeyfish doubt it
smileygirl123ish 1 month ago
@smileygirl123ish Dude you can buy it in the supermarket.
cooldonkeyfish 1 month ago
@cooldonkeyfish Dude, you called smileygirl123ish a dude. The name smileygirl clearly indicates that this user is not a dude but more of a dudette.
MrGlitchthis 1 month ago
@MrGlitchthis I call everyone dude. I'd even call a girl bro.
cooldonkeyfish 1 month ago
@cooldonkeyfish Right on bro man. I be feelin dat shit. Everybro be a dude. My mom: a dude, Robert Redford: a dude, the pope: a dude, my dog: is actually (no lie) named Dude. It's all good bro, some of us watch mtv and some of us don't.
MrGlitchthis 1 month ago
@MrGlitchthis I don't.
cooldonkeyfish 1 month ago
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@cooldonkeyfish Right on bro man. I be feelin dat shit. Everybro be a dude. My mom: a dude, Robert Redford: a dude, the pope: a dude, my dog: is actually (no lie) named Dude. It's all good bro, some of us watch mtv and some of us don't.
MrGlitchthis 1 month ago
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smileygirl123ish 1 month ago
Fake... Amir can't do math.
michaelhays92 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
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"I want to be able have sex with a woman just by staring at them."
"So women would be feeling great alot?"
"No, if they could feel it my powers would be revealed."
"So basically you would jizz in your pants."
"I think you're over simplifying things."
flavorysoup 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
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flavorysoup 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
so if amir was alive he would be dead...?
1999izzyth 2 months ago
I think David might be a bit homicidal.Just puttin' that out that.
rjoc239 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
i would pick teleportation as for my power
hawk35194 2 months ago
Are Josh and Jeff brothers?
smileygirl123ish 2 months ago
@smileygirl123ish nah josh spells his last name with an e and jeff is with an i. Josh Ruben, Jeff Rubin
guitarmanmsc 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Hahaha Streeter is stoned off his balls.
SirHoboTheSecond 2 months ago
the cartoons are by far the best
mrsunny811 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Streeter's power is fucking adorable.
92lolabola 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
why is this video age restricted?
SuperGiraffeElephant 3 months ago 84
@SuperGiraffeElephant Idk maybe 2:05
TankSerious 1 month ago
David scared the shit outta me
LeeresPapierBlatt 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 50
kangaroo meat is actually pretty nice
jackbanpk 3 months ago
@jackbanpk have u tried crocodile meat? its soooooo gooooood
redhood1599 3 months ago
david is a serial killer
marsuleo 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
justin bieber's still alive because no one wanted to be his hair
brightv01 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Did the guy @ 2:00 really just take the scene from that movie the devils advocate and made it into a super power!?!?!?
brothanick 3 months ago
how come this video clip is flagged? :O
Rixera 4 months ago
Amir knows how to count 6x6?
vilkas8 4 months ago
LET THE MONKEY RIDE YOUR BACK!!
Fr0mHellllllllll 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
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amir can do math?
TheOriginalShifty 4 months ago
The whole now-man thing reminded me of Col. mustang and the miniskirts from FMA
idkwutscape 4 months ago
wow amir knows 6X6???
johnthenater 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
So Amir would hate masturbating?
TJankris 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
amirs power is hit and miss coz if you're the sort of person that eats healthy then you'll become unhealthy
ShaunsBlogs 4 months ago
I HAVE TO GO TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
MuikJuaggre 4 months ago
amir's is the best
sk8kuki 4 months ago
LET'S GO TO ANOTHER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
TWGlitches 4 months ago
hahha street is soo high haha
CoAcorruption 4 months ago
I still wanna cum money.
rickneil01 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
That would be a 42-pack...
TheMrswilson55 4 months ago
What is this flagged for?
MaxONEFIVENINETWO 4 months ago
AHAHAHAHHA!!! Streeter's is freakin hilarious. Amirs is useful i like his a lot.
morikahjo 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
streeter is soooo baked
omgatrafficlight 4 months ago 3
amir's was really smart
bboychimeric 4 months ago
Amir dies in agony from an orgasm.
Vyckeris12 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 4
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wow Amir can do meth
ok2431 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
The flaw of amir's power is being happy from his power would make him sad.
isaacthefoli 4 months ago
everybody had such a violent use of their super power
r0b0tj0n3s 4 months ago
@r0b0tj0n3s even the last guy? LETS GO TO ANOTHER BAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Cmbtsnpr 4 months ago
Actually, he has a 37 pack... He has six 6-packs, plus the big, main 6-pack... So that's a 37-pack
Carnagedude504 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Carnagedude504 no... because there are still 36 muscles, not 37...
skpkalrikmyo 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@skpkalrikmyo Actually I counted that wrong. It's really 42. There are 36 muscles, then each individual six pack containing the six packs is counted as one... So yeah, 42.
Carnagedude504 4 months ago
@Carnagedude504 My time is wasted arguing this with you, because you're ignorant to the fact that you're wrong. Put it this way: Six muscles does not equal one muscle, so there are still 36 muscles. Therefore, 36 pack.
skpkalrikmyo 4 months ago
@skpkalrikmyo Dude, why the hell do you think that i'm saying Six muscles equals one muscle. If you look at Amir, he has a six pack, and each muscle of his six pack has an individual six pack. So, 36 muscles, but overall, the original six-pack he has, the one where the other six-packs are located, are their own individual muscles.
I think that you are the one who is ignorant, pal. Just look at the damned video, he has 6 muscles on top of each muscle, so adding it up, it's 42...
Carnagedude504 4 months ago
@Carnagedude504 7 six packs = 7 (6) packs = 42 packs
callmetagno 4 months ago
@callmetagno That would be 48 muscles overall. I'm trying to say that it's 6 (6) = 36, plus the original 6 muscles that the 6-pack is sitting on top (There are 6 muscles on top of each, original six-pack, so adding up the initial layer, it's 42)
Carnagedude504 4 months ago
@Carnagedude504 no it wouldn't be 48, I'm agreeing with you in saying that its 42 muscles. lets get this straight, you're arguing over the correct amount of units, which in this case is packs. not muscles not layers, packs. so there is one initial 6 pack. one six pack on top of each pack. all together macking 7 six packs.
7 • 6 • (whatever unit) = 42 (whatever unit)
whatever unit= pack
42 pack(s)
callmetagno 4 months ago
streeter is still wearing his stoner shirt
Clearfuls 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
is streeter stoned
umppredator 5 months ago
honestly i think only amir's ir streeter's powers would actually make a good superhero.
gearfire123 5 months ago
I would want to be able to grant myself wishes. Then I could wish for more powers. :D
PrivateKeehl 5 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
"let that monkey ride your back, LET THE MONKEY RIDE YOUR BACK!!!!!" if your gonna have two monkeys ride your back, just have one ride your back if your gonna have two monkeys ride your back, just have one ride your back
metal882 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Amir, if you have sex with women you become gayer?
p0pthatcherry 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Hehe, Streeter looked tired, he was probably just dreaming of puppies
stickmantribe 5 months ago
joooooosh
iwantsquareballoons 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
"LET'S GO TO ANOTHER BAAAAAAAAAAR!!"
Let us all live our lives in the shadow of Now-Man
TheIncredibleFlames 5 months ago 119
Amir and Sam win the contest of best super power. Honourable mention to Streeter.
bobby1291 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Here in Australia, people actually eat kangaroo meat. You can buy it in woolworths.
TwoStupidGirlsYT 5 months ago
OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Lucke189 5 months ago
Amir wants the best power
GREENBEASTTHUNDA1 5 months ago
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tdjsa 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
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tbeher 5 months ago
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@tdjsa each of the packs on his 6 pack has a 6 pack...6x6 is 36...ergo....36pack........come on now....
tbeher 5 months ago
@tdjsa you fail...
THIRTY SIX PACK.. 6x6= 36 <.<
efccejc 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
LOL amirs one made no sense whatsoever, dans one was really.. sadistic, and sams one was the freaking best
TwoStupidGirlsYT 5 months ago
I liked this video just because of Sam's power XD
giggles090892 6 months ago 2
dude, they're all SO HIGH
TheRandom0ne 6 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor 2
<3 Sam. hes the my fav on college humor
commander3046 6 months ago
six pack within a six pack ... SIXPACEPTION !
livesNeXTd00r 6 months ago 2
LETS GO TO ANOTHER BAAAARRRRRR!!!
fredfredburgerfan77 6 months ago
streeters so goddamn high lol
walaitsadeadpanda 6 months ago 103
God I love Sam
ragnarokhead19000 6 months ago
i love streeter. idk why.. i just do.
lilsublime 6 months ago
What's with these people???? O_O
fu1251 6 months ago
josh could turn into anything he wanted and he picked barry manilow's hair, a sidewalk, and a fucking rubix cube.. what a sad unimaginative person
TheGhostPSN29 6 months ago
these just show there inner thoughts and how sick and twisted they are
dhruvilkansara1 6 months ago
STREETER WAS HIGH AS HELL
MenAmongPoodles 6 months ago
Let's go to another BARRRRRRRR
Tannz0rz 6 months ago
why did all of their superpowers include violence except for sam. insecure much?
TraXXXtar 7 months ago
Vince's is probably the least demented one that anyone has ever come up with on these...
TheAboutLastNight 7 months ago
i have never thought of that, but amirs superpower is the best!!
MegaSlobby 7 months ago
and no one said the power to have all powers.....
SSJEYMAN 7 months ago
How did Amir learn 6 times 6?
skillcapeemoteplz 7 months ago 2
i would turn into jailbot
227BlackAce 7 months ago
@227BlackAce YES, YES, YES, i am the warden, and you are a criminal *wrist flick*
MistaBunnBunn 7 months ago
But if his six packs got six packs...then THOSE six packs would get six packs and...INFINITE NUMBER OF SIX PACKS:O
hofsteerolison 7 months ago
@hofsteerolison Is it.........six-pack-ception????? 8O
AwesomeSmiley3707 6 months ago
man... weeds fucking awesome
walaitsadeadpanda 7 months ago
lol...go to the subway and tell anyone in any language their wife is cheating on them...thats the automatic winner :D
MrUtopia77 7 months ago
Streeter's in his stoner sweatshirt...
HermioneTPR 7 months ago
I would love to turn into a sign that said Josh Ruben...
MitsuruXIII 7 months ago
David, you are a fucking sick person.
TheCostran29 7 months ago 112
@TheCostran29 It's just a joke video lol.
recordnerd21 7 months ago
@TheCostran29
But he'd only do that to villains.
LieselDraper 4 months ago
Ice Cube is the coldest
EpicNoobz 7 months ago
amir would have a 42 pack
ejaybugboy 7 months ago
I love how they put Sam last because he's one of the funniest
princejohnneyfan 7 months ago
Sam is thinking of Peter + Quagmire + Cleveland without beers!
iLiKeCeRe 7 months ago
Jeff Rubin's animated persona is brilliant hahah.
asdaapplejuice 7 months ago
Streeter reminded me of Peter on crack xD
BrokenSilenceOficial 7 months ago
sam is so frickin cute
Fullofills 7 months ago
2:10 that's a reference from the Devils Advocate with All Pacino and keanu reeves
KneeCapHill 7 months ago
let the monkey ride your back, LET THE MONKEY RIDE YOUR BACK!!
weezyfcrazy23 8 months ago 5
"Come on, come over here. Now kill yourself"
Win
doododdly 8 months ago
who the hell flagged this?? its not even that bad
pooppoopington131 8 months ago 2
amir wants to be a saiyan
TheBUBBLY102 8 months ago
wow someone actually flagged this this sint even for kids just 12 and up in my honest opininon
jeremythellama1 8 months ago
oh hey btw guys, the 2011 all nighter is coming this thursday night!!!
zozococo12 8 months ago
@TheCottaWarrior Yea! Your prolly right! lol
SoopaStrika921 8 months ago
Amir did actual math... What the fuck?
sephiroth87932 8 months ago
What's the one guys name the 1 who wanted the power 2 tell pepl their wife was cheating on them?
ninjafish191 8 months ago
why is it that whenever a video is flagged, if I scroll down, it dissappears?
insanitor37 8 months ago
Wait.... Amir can multiply 6 times 6?
SoopaStrika921 8 months ago
@SoopaStrika921 haha hes actually prolly the smartest guy in college humor
TheCottaWarrior 8 months ago
why is this flagged?
cj19941222 8 months ago
so amir is a huge masochist?
TheTaccyman 8 months ago
why was this flagged?
smashfox77 9 months ago
streeter was as high as a fucking kite
AaronApack 9 months ago
Amir, all that happens in soviet russia
MetallicSharpie3 9 months ago 124
who else got hungry when they saw that sandwich
TraXXXtar 9 months ago
HAHAHA was Streeter High?
93supertroll 9 months ago
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i like the first one
noumerousmichael 9 months ago
Awh, streeter looked adorable
Jess153434 9 months ago
339 people hate puppies...
slug6199 9 months ago
Now man doesn't really make sense...
rossyberry 9 months ago
AHAHA Sam!
WalkTheFilmstrip 9 months ago
Sam's idea was the best.
pastadam 9 months ago
AAAAAAWW Streeter is so cute!
InsideTheCab 9 months ago
I like Josh's idea most. But being able to speak every language in the world effortlessly would be amazing.
fluffymole0913 9 months ago
I like Josh's idea most.
fluffymole0913 9 months ago
wow. Josh has issues.
biain93 9 months ago
Let the monkey ride your back!
seancolorado 9 months ago
Sam fails.
"Me and my friends"
WTF
It's "My friends and I"
dedelruf 9 months ago