FAIL TOY Vine Jammin' Jamming Tarzan Funny Video Review by Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia

[Jamesnostalgiakid]

I love how he sells himself to the subscribers, it's hilarious but this guy is awesome.

[wiiqueen2000]

sorry mike can't rate you 5 stars but I can give you thumbs up.

[agentaquarius11]

also the perves would be the ones who would immediately "notice" those odd positions

[superextrasmiley]

***** and one for being funny*!

[leftalone4ver]

The toy industry dose things like this on purpose !!!!!!

[Taylorsstuffandstuff]

okay how do they NOT notice it when they make them or put them in the package.

[carzyvideogirlzoe]

O_O wow that toy will mickey and polto like that oh and my two favorite cartoons were the powerpuffgirls and the transformers and also the lion king

[TheCoraProductions]

O.e

[787iminmiamitrick787]

Do you spend your money on these toys?

[TheGameInformer]

I HAD THIS

[joey41551]

i mean realy he said in almost every video



[IggyHazard]

What is it with Disney anyway? I mean just because they're socialists doesn't give them a license to mess kids up in the head! It's just like something out of Brave New World. "Promiscuity is every citizen's duty." Except in this case, it's masturbatory undertones (combined with a subtle hint of scat fetishism for extra psychosis) - possible "gateway drug" for promiscuity. Whoever comes up with this stuff is in league with the Eastern European sex slave traffickers that made that Spiderman thing

[IrisPrimrose]

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

[tomjaen]

Looks like his balls. My lord.

[legocontrollerjr]

i miss darkwing duck :(

[IggyHazard]

@legocontrollerjr Remember Quackerjack? XD

[2doubleornothing2]

that is so funny why do they make miskakes

[bettadanyou98]

this is so fucked up

[GreenCollegeMan]

My Fave Disney Shows were "Ducktales," "Tale Spin," "Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers," and "Goof Troop."

[MIKON8ERISBACK]

The sexual innuendo NEVER ends with Disney toys.

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

it shoud of been called vine jerkin' tarzan

[RileyRoo2000]

the thing between his legs is his cloth 

[CullenAliceJasper]

the lion king

[fuzzyrats12]

my fav disney show was house of mouse.

[Neiliooooo]

I think they stole this from "The Big Lebowski" from the porn "log jamming."

[TheSweetheart321]

1:35 "Looks like he's taking a dump" LOL

[ThePedrofail]

i want one!!!

[mooseasaurusrex]

Why did I find this AFTER Christmas?!

[junkyturd]

Vine Jamming Tarzan? I cant stop laughing!!

[xxTheSteezMasterxx]

hes effing the snake

[ChatPranks]

haha, wake the snake.

[jakewintersgill]

looks like a poop

[Maiku2010]

i wish i could subscribe to you more than once. you deserve it

[dscrd1]

hahaha mike u never ever stop making me laugh in your reviews

[ilikemac100]

disneys losing it

[redrocorulz]

haha

[omgimlesbiantoo]

ZOMG I USED TO HAVE THAT WHEN I WAS A KID; i was in south america so i never saw the movie plus i think the toy was a rip off (there were a LOT of counterfeits US toys especially waterguns for carnaval) lofl i never made any phallic connections as a kid;butI did get a kinna gay vibe off the tarzan toy, the legs were too long and shiny an his body though muscular was thin~ relatively fem for the third world honestly i had loads of fun making him spin down the vine; physics blew my mind as a kid

[mariotttttttt]

duck tales that 1 i grew up on

[cwskin69]

lil kids aren't gonna b thinking of stuff like that, only an old perv wud bring that up, kids jus c a cool toy

[BreakingPhobia103]

@cwskin69 so the kid's parents are old pervs?? trust me, a kid doesnt go into a store and buys a toy by him/herself. the parents walk in with their kids to buy it and parents always check wtf they are buying. for example the issue with hana montana singing doll. it'd sing "lets have some pumpking pie" but it sounded more like "lets have some fucking pie". lots of parents complained. point proven?

[nickdeanheflin]

I HAD THAT TOY

[ervinasroblox3]

it looks like his dress DUHHH

[Recon9010]

lol takeing a dump

[TheSoapy11]

He's humping the snake

[sarahbabygirl1503]

It looks like he's pole dancin kinda.

O_o

[TheTruthteller76]

This fucking pervert is a grown ugly old man making videos about toys to trick lil kids into giving him their contact info. Friggin pathetic child molestor, u belong in jail bitch. Islam is the light, 1 GOD, Moses, Jesus n Muhammed r his prophets.

[Bullshitvol2]

@TheTruthteller76

obvious trolling troll is trolling around. Shut up troll

do u want me to troll too? ok I give it a try:

FAKE AND GAY... ^^

PS: dont feed the troll

[1f5sda]

It looks like Tarzan's scratching his rear end.

[MusicDreamAngel]

LMAO after you said LOOKS LIKE HES TAKING A DUMP i couldnt freaking stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Theredtail95]

I love how you laughed when you said "looks like he's taking a dump". I couldn't stop laughing.

[indy805]

they should have included a bamboo toilet

[IanEduardoMeneses]

He looks like he is having sex

[HellraizerKaizerin]

OH THANK YOU. I own this toy T__T

[lenivech]

xD LOL

[Cakehole21]

why is his face so close to the screen in every video?

[CMAstudios]

He's fucking a snake, scratching his ass, and taking a shit all at the same time.... Well he's a great multi-tasker!

[skellytoon273]

Mike will you send me a toy? :D

[muschikopf1997]

man u repet urself soo much

[Texaswes1340]

Wow. I didnt know Tarzan loves snakes so much <: 0

[KittyKittyBratz]

i wonder what jane would say if she acually saw this.......

[TheWaluigi44]

@KittyKittyBratz wtfomg :0



[dorothy9998]

@KittyKittyBratz lol omg hes takeing a dump and gonna use the snake as toylet paper lols

[dorothy9998]

@dorothy9998 i bet thats what shes say

[grate4life]

god do you go to the toy store just to look for toys that look inappropriate.

[1f5sda]

That's in pretty poor taste isn't it.

[greenbike11isadouche]

Go fist yourself

[AwsomeAdriana]

....

[KarIgnishaYumi]

they could of put the tree stuff in the back.

[AllThatJazz232]

"Hard" Plastic... lol

[MrHaiHaiBai]

ROFL!

[lolflap]

HE has a poop-covered shladong!

[DaniiiChannn]

This guy is like so fucking annoying. Yea, we get it. Stop FUCKING REPEATING YOURSELF!!!

[SupermarioOver9000]

@DaniiiChannn that's what makes it funny 

[GamerConPlaythroughs]

And I thought subliminal messages in Disney was enough...

[SupermarioOver9000]

@GamerConPlaythroughs well the lion king is funny it spells sex out after he shakes his mane in case you didn't no

[Jfunkage]

FAIL

[idog1234g]

Disney is so messed .......

[linksuker]

yaaaaaa sounds like they noticed the inappropriateness and said OMG THATS FUNNY lets make it worse

[DUME62389]

I had this toy! He was actually pretty cool. I would zip-line him across my room, lol. :P

[pigmy8]

Speaking of taking a dump, have u ever seen NintendoCapriSuns video "Feels so good"?

[joshC1540]

i mean realy!!!!

[monster12389]

looks like he got a 1000 meter long penis!

[luckyhotdog2isback]

Tarzan is scratching his butt,taking a crap, AND mating with a snake!xD

[AndieTiggerPyro]

Tarzan's face makes him look he is taking a crap... LOL

[JakeDaJesta]

RLY?

[LilHamtastic]

and what is that face he's making? I think he is taking a crap!

[mozarttheprincess]

im laughing my ass off at the clouth x'D

[loneshewolf74]

Snake! Are you all right?! SNAKE!! SNAAAAKE!!! lol XP

[NekoHidan]

.......

[TheRainbowChihuahua]

butt scratch!

[aggressork9]

grow up,that is so sick ,you should be ashamed of yourself,or probably not coz you're just another faggot

[SophiaGarrettnum1fan]

@aggressork9 HEY! Y DONT U GET A LIFE! IF U CALL MIKE A FAGGOT U CALL ME A FAGGOT!

[bloo12378]

Butt scatchen tarzan gosh thats inappropriate with the snake.let go! tarzan bites... not the snake!

[Tomthecool1]

It Should be Called 'Snake Rape' Tarzan

[TheDevilbuster]

It's Rule 34 Tarzan!

[makutateridax20]

my favorite shows on disney were the Aladdin series and tarzan and jane series

[makutateridax20]

he was raised by apes so of course he would act primative

[halloweenangel13]

lol you souldnt edit out the laughing fits xD their funny

[3cdowens]

Look at his face!

[ZombieStomper4]

Gotta get it from behind so it doesn't sneak up on you! XD ROFLMAO!

[phoenixfirex]

Lol! When i saw this video there was excactly

11,000 Rating = 55,000 stars

Now it will be

11:001 ratings = 55,005 stars

[phoenixfirex]

Ehhh...

Metal Gear Tarzan 3: Snake Humper...?

[jokemasterslifer]

Tarzan has a "Solid Snake". XP

[zetsuplant]

like my snake lol

[WTFmoviecompany]

Sorry jane he's into bestiality

[tcot0663]

i don't want to what the vine is or where he is jamming it and i do not want to know hey at least he is not spanking the monkey anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magicalllamas123]

hes scratching his ass

[YearOfTheBandicoot]

It had to be intentional by the toy designers.. I mean COME ON, he's scratching his ass, taking a dump AND fucking a snake all at once.

[MrMMO97]

Looks like hthe snake is giveing tarzan a blowjob while hes jamming

[superlizard234]

his leg position looks like he's humping the snake...

[123Katiscool]

@superlizard234 EXACTLY!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

[Flipvidgurl]

Wow really??? wtf why dont they notice their mistakes??? good lord! lol

[nibargerswife51482]

im not surpized, i mean if u think about it, look at what ppl said about the disney movies...lion king had the word sex in it, the cover of the little mermaid had a penis on part of the kingdom, & even in aladdin said something provacitive

[rosealina2468]

@nibargerswife51482 it was sfx

[patti985]

@nibargerswife51482 take your clothes off!

[nibargerswife51482]

@patti985 is that what he says?

[patti985]

@nibargerswife51482 yeah multiple times

[6SpiderFang9]

@nibargerswife51482 Actually that from the Lion King isn´t true. It actually spells SFX...  But I at least know that there´s a picture of a naked woman in one Disney movie (sorry, I don´t know which one but it was about a mouse if I´m correct) and the other things you mentioned are true :p

[alexdelatorre2010]

@nibargerswife51482 where on the lion king and what did aldin say

[broanna4ever]

@nibargerswife51482 when in the lion king did it say anything about "it"

[XxXxGoFigurexXxX]

@nibargerswife51482 What does aladdin say???

[finlant]

@nibargerswife51482 where is "sex" in lion king OwO

[stfwho]

only thing i think was inappropriate about this was having his hand on his ass

[GooberGirl144]

I bet that toy designers do notice, but they don't feel like fixing it so they figure no one will notice... HAHAHAHA!

[llPerfectlDisasterll]

what?

[llPerfectlDisasterll]

so digusting

[snowbomb1]

more like "ass fingering tarzan"! lol

[koolperson99]

omg and just look at the way hes touching his butt! how innapropriate!

[FishyCat101]

look at hi8s face he seems happy

[conieopulencia]

haha

[ClassicRocker679]

Man, Disney really needs to do better with this kind of stuff.

[JeromeOokami]

Lol

[Izone508]

hes that lonely?!

[DarkSk8erGurl]

OMFG I used to have that for YEARS along with the other one! Damn... Now that I look at it, it looks soooo fricken disgusting o.e Thank you for pointing out the obvious truth to me that I only just got to see, dude.

[BeckyofIowa]

This should have been called "Jungle Swingin' Tarzan". Cuz he looks like a male HOOKER!!! I mean REALLY!!! What were they thinking?!

[sasuke10fan]

@toothboy3 how can you not look at it dude its all wrong

[toothboy3]

i see nothing wrong with this

[AngelGirlC]

@toothboy3 omfg!

[Nickidewbear]

I can see how you see nothing wrong it at first, but that's the point: someone at Mattel wanted to be subtle.

[ChromatopelmaDude]

Disney just keep fucking up?

[ipod821]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rofl roflmao roflqwerty

[libraalbert91]

i used to have this toy and i love it

looks dumb in the package

[mabindaby555]

Mike, I love your reviews! Oh Jesus Tarzan...

[Sk8ingguy1997]

lolz

[Averylilith]

Randomlybazaar. The world may never know. May never know. I don't know.

[tor4g]

no hes just cool

[lifeandandthensome]

i have a plan for better packageing. put it in a room full of middle school boys, if theres no laughing, its safe.

[clikamajig]

@lifeandandthensome hahahahahahaha nice one that is so true!!

[mynameisnotunique1]

That really is a good idea

[Spamwolf47]

ahhahahhahaahaah

[lovexsome1]

HAHAHAHAAA

[GreenBlade8100]

too funny

[randomlybazaar]

who the fuck comes up with these gay ass toys

[AfonsoD9]

Anaconda style

[heyuwolf101]

Oh wow. o.o I think I used to have that toy...XD

[Eishatheasian]

it was funny at first but the lame repeating sounds and trying to make the same joke funny 5 times or so really killed the buzz

[JSTYLE678]

new jamaican artist came to the usa check dem out one love

[kleinesmaenchen]

thats no tarzan thats bizzarzan

[mgrande11]

Seems like a popular toy in the San Francisco area.

[MissionMetallica]

I MEAN, HILARIOUS OMFG!!!

[dfantom030]

ll that a girl and a boy.... look at both

hands....

[KybernetikKollektiv]

An old man collecting dolls^^

[shorty2naughty]

omg i bought that wine tarzan toy when i was a kid... i didn't really like it

[AniBoOmZzZ]

boring...

[holsson85]

lol "hard" plastic!

QOTD: Chip'n Dale and the Rescue Rangers!! I think I like Gadget a little too much...

[WamjamJeff]

you seem really creepy, and you are also, quite the buzzkill

[krichelle56]

yes, I think we got it after a minute or so, he just didn't know when to stop

[mrmolo70]

that's his snake he's trying to attract a mate.

[GenXer68]

There is one even WORSE. It came out a few years ago but does anyone remember the WWF wrestler GROUP packages that have the wrestlers in compromising gay sex positions? This really was the most messed up crap ever. Mike if you can find one of these UN-OPENED boxes, please do a review!!!

[KingxofxRedxLions]

this one doesn't look bad to me at all.

[TheSimsrox101]

they should name it snake raping butt scratching tarzan. lol.