@Coolhowi Solokhnir (think i spelled that correctly) was thanking Alduin for rising him from his grave, something in that line, and far from russian, no. the dragon tongue is very, Mmm, rocky and powerful in pronounciation.
@satriani123xx To all of you saying you are 37 and 50 hours into the game saying this is a spoiler, L2P. I understand you payed your $60 and want to play it your way, but this is possibly 2 to 3 hours of main questline play which has only 10-12 hours of play. PRO TIP: to tell if you are doing the main questline objective, in the top of your quest journal the clan symbol that looks like a dragon breathing fire is your main quest. do it.
I love the bugs and glitches in this game. They actually make it more fun. Other than the texture and freezing ones. The one thing i really dont like is the AI. The AI is some of the worst I've ever played with. I had a wooly just flat out stop moving and let me shoot it in the face till it died. Same with those deer. They sometimes look at you with their beady little eyes basically saying, "Please slaughter me and take my meat".
Hello, ladies. Look at your horse, now back at mine, now back at your horse, now BACK AT mine. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if it stopped using cow scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, it could smell like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in skyrim with the horse your horse could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it. It's a chest with two
*/ not enough space*/
Anything is possible when your horse smells like Old Spice, and not a cow. I'm on a dragon.
K so my ex is a piece of shit. Call him and tell him he's a piece of shit. He cheated on me with 3 different girls and got one girl pregnant and I just broke up with him. Maybe someone can talk some sense into him because I certainly couldn't. But beware, he is a wannabe guido who dreams about being the next Mike the Situation.
Look at me, now at yourself, now at me, back to yourself, NOW BACK TO ME. I'm on a horse, on a dragon... an undead dragon. your brain has now exploded.
@GamingTillKaffet F*ck, please at least put a *SPOILER ALERT* in teh description ... 3 hours ? What if I do sidequests ? [ I spent 10 hours in teh game and have not seen this part of the game]
@GamingTillKaffet that's only if you actually do the main quest line. I've been doing the dark brotherhood for about 13 hours now, and this was a spoiler >.<
So.....if I ride a Horse...that is riding a dragon...does it make me a DragonRider? I might say that dragon is Giving this horse A good Ride like a Boss!!!!!
@GamingTillKaffet That depends on whether you decide to carry on the main questline immediately after starting. For me this happened 14 hours in, but that was my choice - the beauty of Skyrim.
@MrMcGrimm Same thing happened to me too. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why I wasn't getting dragon attacks. Then I did my main story now they are all over the place. I came out of the Mage's College and was attacked by two Frost Dragon's lol.
my first dragon kill was done by hiding behind a wall and shooting arrows and letting my group take all the beating. Was to scared to face the wrath of a dragon's flame breath!
@alkhema17 mine was using a bow to take pot shots at the dragon until it landed i pulled out my dual swords and just started hacking until it died the group continueing to fire arrows at it thought for sure it was suicide but when i won just nothing but HUZZAH lol :P
@GamingTillKaffet I'm 12 hours in and haven't gotten to this part. It's 3 hours if you rush the story. Not a big spoiler though, just a talking dragon.
@GamingTillKaffet Unless you are stupid like me and do all the side mission and didn't know how to fast travel until 10 hours into the game. Did this at 27h lol.
horses on this game are no joke i saw a pic of somebody riding a horse on skyrim and they were on the side of a mountain and the other friend said he left his horse while he went in a cave came back out and there were dead things everywhere
I was running from a pair of mammoths when a dragon swooped down from the sky and challenged me to a duel. The mammoth's proceeded to rape him with their tusks. One climbed up on his back when he tried to take off. It was pretty funny. ^_^
Really funny video made me laugh loads! tried it myself and it didnt work though, but never the less an amazingly funny video!
Clover ratung
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XBOXSkyrimGamer 1 month ago
про россию чешите пиндосы нерусские
WhitePower30rus 2 months ago
Welcome to the Skyrim Soviet Socialist Republic.
braeduin 2 months ago
I used to enjoy YouTube, then I saw all these fucking arrow to the knee jokes
newname4159 2 months ago
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TheMessanjah 2 months ago
I used to be ride by horses, then I took an arrow in the knee
NoXCHiMo 2 months ago
I used to read comments about people that took an arrow to the knee.... but then I took an arrow to the knee...
CommercialAtrophy 3 months ago
my horse used to ride dragons like that,
then it took an arrow in the knee.
crimsoncookiemonster 3 months ago
until i saw those redgaurd... they have CURVED swords... CURVED SWORDS?!?!?!
Brandon1267 3 months ago
see my epic fail in skyrim...
GetCloserGirl 3 months ago
my horse used to ride dragons, but then i took an arrow to the knee
stratisfire 3 months ago
@stratisfire dont you mean the horse took an arrow in the knee. Therefore he cant ride dragons anymore? Fail joke.
hydrotag 3 months ago
@hydrotag no.. i took an arrow to the knee....
stratisfire 3 months ago
i saw giant riding a dragon :D
m4x3l565 3 months ago
who came up with arrow in the knee? its getting old fast
hydrotag 3 months ago
@hydrotag Guards say it in the game.
CallOfDutyDarkFox 3 months ago
@hydrotag Guards say it in the game.
DARKFOX1026 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia... Horses ride DRAGONS! Wait, I don't think I fully understand the Soviet Russia meme...
HempForPresident 3 months ago
my horse used to ride a dragon like yourse, but than he took an arrow to the knee
XxTheReaperxX93 3 months ago 5
i just want to say one thing: look at my horse my horse is amazing...
dannyy353 3 months ago 6
the elder scroll depicted alduins's return, BUT IT ALSO FORETOLD THE RETURN OF THE DRAGON RIDER HORSE!!
Fearoq 3 months ago
DRAGON RIDER HORSE´S ARE BACK RUN AWAY!
terodar1 3 months ago
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speak russian? No... This not russian
TheDedMorozzz 3 months ago
Wt hell is that twister?
nerad1994 3 months ago
In soviet russia, Horses ride YOU.
DJTrololol 3 months ago 59
@DJTrololol what soviet russia? soviet union. блеать. и нехер путать Россию и СССР
mihailbred 2 months ago
lmao, Bethesda coding at its best xD
egovir321 3 months ago
I killed that dragon last night
brassa03 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet
3 hours? You see one right at the start of the game...
KiNeTiiCz 3 months ago
GET ON MY HORSE ILL DRIVE YOU TO THE UNIVERSE!!!!
Yvieneify 3 months ago 3
Nice, can you train it to do back-flips too?
The56Kaveman 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet I'm 34 hours into the game... I haven't seen this yet.
Many old schoolers stay far away from the main quest....
StainedShuriken333 3 months ago
Are the dragons speaking russian?
Coolhowi 3 months ago 46
@Coolhowi LMAO no there not speaking Russian, there speaking dragon silly!
25Celtics 3 months ago
@Coolhowi Yes, yes they do!
AlexandrovitchA 3 months ago
@Coolhowi dragons are speaking dragon-language m8
Goepie 3 months ago
@Coolhowi Solokhnir (think i spelled that correctly) was thanking Alduin for rising him from his grave, something in that line, and far from russian, no. the dragon tongue is very, Mmm, rocky and powerful in pronounciation.
cuzgandalfgothigh99 3 months ago 6
@Coolhowi LMAOOO they aren't. I thought so for a sec though. I'm Russian... so yeah, they aren't. lmaoo omg so damn funny
PrfectRoll 3 months ago
@Coolhowi No, stupid, their speaking dragon. dur'
lankey6969 2 months ago
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MrJeps76 3 months ago
Dragonborn and his pet dragonriding horse
MegaSonicKing 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet And THAT goes to show how much shit there's to do in this game.. .because I've already got 30 hours in, and have never seen this...
vastakxt 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet i played 45 hours and have no idea what is this moment.
MrTylerSky 3 months ago
Brave horse XD
radar550 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet Lol took me a lot longer, then again I've been doing all sorts of fun stuff since then :D
MrGlies 3 months ago
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@satriani123xx To all of you saying you are 37 and 50 hours into the game saying this is a spoiler, L2P. I understand you payed your $60 and want to play it your way, but this is possibly 2 to 3 hours of main questline play which has only 10-12 hours of play. PRO TIP: to tell if you are doing the main questline objective, in the top of your quest journal the clan symbol that looks like a dragon breathing fire is your main quest. do it.
caridry 3 months ago
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caridry 3 months ago
I love the bugs and glitches in this game. They actually make it more fun. Other than the texture and freezing ones. The one thing i really dont like is the AI. The AI is some of the worst I've ever played with. I had a wooly just flat out stop moving and let me shoot it in the face till it died. Same with those deer. They sometimes look at you with their beady little eyes basically saying, "Please slaughter me and take my meat".
Melexonitrate 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet I'm 37 hours into a game and have yet to complete a single quest regarding dragons, so yeah - a spoiler =\
Manaswap 3 months ago
3 hours? I'm over 50 hours into the game and I havn't got this far yet.
briggun22 3 months ago
@briggun22 erm.... its like the third story quest
Aarius17 3 months ago
Lol cutegirl, expect no calls.
We have something called, The Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim
Only those desperate would do this and who puts down there life on a skyrim video.. you must be corky..
WithBloodSkies 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet he was kidding =p
trilogyfilm 3 months ago
Hello, ladies. Look at your horse, now back at mine, now back at your horse, now BACK AT mine. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if it stopped using cow scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, it could smell like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in skyrim with the horse your horse could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it. It's a chest with two
*/ not enough space*/
Anything is possible when your horse smells like Old Spice, and not a cow. I'm on a dragon.
8104 3 months ago
@8104 can i get a link or something i wanna see the full quote
freedomasn 2 months ago
@freedomasn I just took the original Old Spice commercial and changed it to fit Skyrim... There's no full quote.
8104 2 months ago
K so my ex is a piece of shit. Call him and tell him he's a piece of shit. He cheated on me with 3 different girls and got one girl pregnant and I just broke up with him. Maybe someone can talk some sense into him because I certainly couldn't. But beware, he is a wannabe guido who dreams about being the next Mike the Situation.
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cutiegurl112233 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet you see dragons in like the first 10 minutes, right ?
matzklim 3 months ago
LAWL "I'm a donkey on the edge" -shrek
warhead217 3 months ago
Look at me, now at yourself, now at me, back to yourself, NOW BACK TO ME. I'm on a horse, on a dragon... an undead dragon. your brain has now exploded.
MrTinyLlama 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet F*ck, please at least put a *SPOILER ALERT* in teh description ... 3 hours ? What if I do sidequests ? [ I spent 10 hours in teh game and have not seen this part of the game]
PROMyLoL 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet that's only if you actually do the main quest line. I've been doing the dark brotherhood for about 13 hours now, and this was a spoiler >.<
silverscottsman 3 months ago
@satriani123xx the trailer shows dragons...
alteclansingco 3 months ago
@satriani123xx Dragons? In Skyrim? OMG HOW UNEXPECTED.
jurnag12 3 months ago 2
@GamingTillKaffet it was a little after 12 hours in for me, but I got a bit.. sidetracked..
aapinator 3 months ago
@aapinator This is an Elder Scrolls game. If you aren't getting sidetracked at random, you're playing the game wrong xD.
jurnag12 3 months ago 3
I dont use a horse, I just turn into a werewolf and run places.
lnclincoln 3 months ago
I should probably get back to the main quest hahahahaha...this is so good :*
gabebuchanan 3 months ago
So.....if I ride a Horse...that is riding a dragon...does it make me a DragonRider? I might say that dragon is Giving this horse A good Ride like a Boss!!!!!
TesGon 3 months ago
next step: ride the horse thats riding the dragon. essentially: you ride a f*cking dragon!
bbbbbeeennnnn 3 months ago
Hmmmmm.....I really need to get back to mainquest...20 hours in and still havent gone to see the greybeards at high hrothgar :-/
punchme221 3 months ago
@punchme221 Me either, so it's okay.
Fuck the main quest.
Been having fun doing everything else.lol
Saving the main quest for when the side stuff gets old :pp
MrMurderx1221 3 months ago
i tried it and i failed :D
karimzone 3 months ago
Chuck Norris lost his horse.
SHEEPLEwhisperer 3 months ago
Dragons? Physics? Bitch I'm a horse
IceMon3y 3 months ago 6
@GamingTillKaffet That depends on whether you decide to carry on the main questline immediately after starting. For me this happened 14 hours in, but that was my choice - the beauty of Skyrim.
MrMcGrimm 3 months ago
@MrMcGrimm Same thing happened to me too. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why I wasn't getting dragon attacks. Then I did my main story now they are all over the place. I came out of the Mage's College and was attacked by two Frost Dragon's lol.
recca01982 3 months ago
oh how I love Skyrim bugs
johnkx 3 months ago
Where can you buy a horse?
OmegaReborn32 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia horse rides you.
BloodyGriever 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia you do not see horse riding dragon, horse riding dragon sees YOU!!!
KingDizzo86 3 months ago
In soviet russia, dragons are still alive and have been adopted by horses.
Plus, language has changed it has.
nubbuka 3 months ago
my first dragon kill was done by hiding behind a wall and shooting arrows and letting my group take all the beating. Was to scared to face the wrath of a dragon's flame breath!
alkhema17 3 months ago
@alkhema17 mine was using a bow to take pot shots at the dragon until it landed i pulled out my dual swords and just started hacking until it died the group continueing to fire arrows at it thought for sure it was suicide but when i won just nothing but HUZZAH lol :P
vampuricknight1 3 months ago
GEH, SAHLOKNIR. KAALI MIR.
It's like an aural orgasm.
slowzen 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet Lol 3hrs only if you follow the main quest line purely. by the time i saw that scene i was close to 8-9 hours in
Rocitboy 3 months ago
its not a bug, its a feature 0-o
TimeTravelParadox 3 months ago
wtf ...u need a super pc to run this shit
hollowman113 3 months ago
@hollowman113 lol no
Ashleytb 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet I'm 12 hours in and haven't gotten to this part. It's 3 hours if you rush the story. Not a big spoiler though, just a talking dragon.
Supergibb 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet actually...it took me 6 hours to get here because i like wandering around lol
Axeprot 3 months ago
Saddle up!
Bladem4ster4 3 months ago
@GamingTillKaffet Unless you are stupid like me and do all the side mission and didn't know how to fast travel until 10 hours into the game. Did this at 27h lol.
Outcastwolf17 3 months ago
OH YOU, LADDER HORSE!
LewieMaGooey 3 months ago
horses on this game are no joke i saw a pic of somebody riding a horse on skyrim and they were on the side of a mountain and the other friend said he left his horse while he went in a cave came back out and there were dead things everywhere
SUPERDUP3Rrf 3 months ago
My Little Dragpony: Friendship Is Magic <3
ka3lv1n 3 months ago
Lol - I killed the exact same dragon with the exact same sword.
Bulldog22031 3 months ago
I was running from a pair of mammoths when a dragon swooped down from the sky and challenged me to a duel. The mammoth's proceeded to rape him with their tusks. One climbed up on his back when he tried to take off. It was pretty funny. ^_^
JD867 3 months ago
I love how unperturbed the horse is. "Oh, this is happening now. OK, whatever."
Quboid 3 months ago
The 1 dislike is the horse.
asslber 3 months ago 10
ZUUL MOTHA FUCKA ZUUL!!!!
FloridaSkaters 3 months ago
Talking dragon? Talking dragon.
TheChainsawArtist 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
Korpen85 3 months ago
The dude who put the tags is a gay ass tard dick wad don't hate on skyrim screw the witcher
certifriedpothed 3 months ago
@certifriedpothed Yea like let me be a hypocrite and buy a game I don't like and say it's gay and there's another game better than it!!! -_-
This guy is an idiot a bit!
killzoomer 3 months ago
Chaos, reigns.
Alexplus20 3 months ago
this is the main dragon guy right? that dude reserects him:P
mugboy28 3 months ago
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
HateTank18 3 months ago 187
@HateTank18 I sing that song every time I ride my horse:D... Is that weird?
mrtinyproductionz 3 months ago
@mrtinyproductionz At the stables infront of any major town/city.
Inverness01 3 months ago
@HateTank18 Where is it now? its riding on dragons!
BigO161107 3 months ago
@HateTank18 it flew away!
hmm...it got squished
have a stroke on its bone
it got a nice skin
ok im tired of singing that song...
iloveredalert3 3 months ago
what is he talking, and who talks?
YinYinSaka 3 months ago
gameinformer sent me. Proof:
This the definition of "horsing" around!
Lets pretend that last sentence never happened!
thomasjaffray 3 months ago 4
Pretty sweet horse on dragon action brah
GuyWithBluePoop 3 months ago