【Touhou PV】 Sadistic Eirin 【東方】【松樹千年翠】

[AstropilotStudios]

I don't know whats going on but I like it.

[tankOdrum2]

OMG anchor girl who controls the flying ship, what's her name uhhhhh. let me see......

Minamitsu Murasa ....... neat.

[OilyTower]

ʘ_ʘ

[KazuyaRazuKazama]

Turned me on... 

[Miganishi]

I love how Touhou succeeds at making all the worst and most corrupted things look so innocent and funny :3

[dnguyen253]

i dont like SM... but i like this video...

maybe my subconsciousness likes SM... uhhhhhh?

[Bowarcher]

HURT ME, ERINNNNNNN!

[Pannties]

omfg...

[Vaktuu]

That's about the state of her fights, too, Jesus Christ.

"Sweet, I've saved up seven lives."

30 seconds later...

-Continue?-

"God...Damnit."

[SoulOfRandomness]

@Vaktuu Me:

"No lives. No bomb.... Eirin... Fuuuuu--

*Wins without dying*

...?"

"Seven lives, four bombs, Kaguya. Hmmm

*Dead*

Wh-- What?"

[shrugo5]

watching this in the college library isn't the best idea i had but it was worth it!

[OperationAnime262]

Mokou's reaction was the best part.

[gcsmoofy]

Since when is she a masochist? o w o

[futsalfred2]

this is sorta boring

[Kiara676767]

Lyrics Part 2:

What are those eyes, eh?

Starting with the game?

What nonsense you talk.

You have to ask me if requested, to me, yes

Abuse me, abuse me!

No, that alone does not

Eirin-sama, Eirin-sama! Please Drag Me this pig on the floor as the most insignificant worm and debris from the earth!

[Shadowthedgehog1]

@Kiara676767 It feels kinda wrong to ask for this, but it doesn't end there, what's Lyrics part 3...? xD

[Kiara676767]

Lyrics Part 1: Spending more than 10 centuries The immortality of Hourai Shinjiku westward in front of the station This the home of S & M Eirin This is my medicine (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Taking it to end (Come, Come, Come, Come) Then a whip and an eye mask You'll feel a nightmare (Give me more) Naked if you want (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Babies without restriction (come, come, come, come) A burning and a tie Your body was shattered

[matafannimE]

Eirin hits you in the night and then cures you in the day... double WIN!

[pannah9]

can i have a mp3 link please? :D THIS VIDEO = SO PRO.

[Fairyslash]

What are the minions called again?

[TrowaVidel]

@Fairyslash Sin Sacks I believe is the term.

[Fairyslash]

@TrowaVidel Ah. Okay.

[Nyxlave]

@TrowaVidel Everyone knows that they represent us, the fans, right? -You- are the Sin Sack. As am I. And whoever's reading this probably is, too. Welcome, my comrades, to the Touhou Sin Sack Army.

[atvarecool2]

YEAH! YOU GO EIRIN!

[MountieFromHell]

I have no idea what she's saying but it sounds kinky as hell.

[06cloud]

so Eirin is the reason why Tenshi causes an earthquake... I see.

[animekirby100]

This does not surprise me. It seems like everyone in Eientei is insane. :p

Actually, maybe I should just sign up as her patient. :)

[shadar90]

Tenshi´s favorite hangout spot!!! lol

[UberGamer1030]

Eirin just became 100% hotter from this.

[Mespritroth]

@UberGamer1030 Hotter? That's possible? ;3

[UberGamer1030]

@Mespritroth Yes 1:06 proves my point. XD

[Mespritroth]

@UberGamer1030 I see xD

[Tacoradical]

O.O" My superior doesn't really do that.....or does she?

[BakaofLulz]

can someone give me a translation?

[Shadowelf93]

Eirin likes to abuse people, but do you know what she likes even more?

Being abused.

[monkeykingw]

I wish I had her as my doctor,,,

[Zellig]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE PERVERTED TOUHOU VIDS AND SONGS!? TELL ME THE GIRL IS SINGLE.

[satsugekibukouken]

@Zellig you gotta be a masochist to play and/or love those games man

they rape your ass no matter how good you are

[YoYoKirby1]

@satsugekibukouken Excuse me? Compared to most danmaku, Touhou is easy.. And as easy as it is... Its more fun to play than other danmaku

[braverocks99]

The NEET actually did something in this video! :O X3

[ZiozoneEmperor]

lol tenchi's sword came

[BORINGGULL]

better than rihanna

[WorldWalker128]

Where can I find the Touhou games? Th only place I've ever seen mention of them is on the internet.

[thesunalwayrises]

@WorldWalker128 errr, you want to buy the game or just download the game for free?

[deathsoul101]

@thesunalwayrises i don't think you can actually buy the game, just download it for free is all.

[thesunalwayrises]

@deathsoul101 go say that to the Worldwalker guy

[deathsoul101]

@thesunalwayrises it was meant for him, not you. sorry

[259]

@deathsoul101 You can buy the games if you import them from specialty sites like Play Asia or J-List. However if you want to buy direct then you will have to come to Comiket in Japan since the series is an independent project and not commercially available.

[deathsoul101]

@259 OR i can download the games from the website itself and get an english patch for them, too!

[littlesisterellie]

@deathsoul101 Actually you can buy them. You just have to go through a Japanese shopping service for a site like Toranoana or animate. I've seen them for sale both places. They are about $20 USD for a game.

[deathsoul101]

@littlesisterellie would you rather buy the game for 20$ OR download the game for FREE?

[littlesisterellie]

@deathsoul101 Some people won't download them...I know a few who don't feel right for downloading them so they actually purchase. I download them. lol They are all on the dA group so it's easy to find them with english patches.

[UberGamer1030]

@deathsoul101 buy it for 20$ So I don't have to go on with installing it. :P

[deathsoul101]

@UberGamer1030 i would rather download all the games for free instead of paying over $100 for them and i would still have to install it. any computer game you buy or download, you still have to install it.

[UberGamer1030]

@deathsoul101 It would probably be easier. It was a living nightmare just to get one touhou game installed for myself.

[TheHamhamman]

@UberGamer1030 wow it took me not even one minute to install 13 touhou games

[UberGamer1030]

@TheHamhamman Impressive.

[TheHamhamman]

@UberGamer1030 yup and i have a notebook 

[TheHamhamman]

@WorldWalker128 oh and btw most of them u can find free and just download them and play not realy mutch to install

[UberGamer1030]

@narutoninjutsu that's most of time time I play Touhou. :P

[UberGamer1030]

0:41 I can only imagine that's tewi. xD

[dylanmalone14]

0:32 She love this video

[coolmani1209]

Playboy uniform...

good for you :D

[TKHikaru13]

I CALL NEXT TO GET SM'D BY EIRIN!

[kerokeronineball]

Lol tenshi

[Shadowelf93]

Do we even know if Eirin is a virgin?

[UnownPikachu]

@Shadowelf93 Is there even a male in Gensokyo?

[Shadowelf93]

@UnownPikachu Touche.

[AlbinoFlareon]

@UnownPikachu Rinnosuke, Genjii the Turtle from the PC-98 games.

[thenewt118]

@AlbinoFlareon forget not about Shingyoku!

first boss of game one was a male

[lEagleThunder]

@UnownPikachu males with masks on their head as i believe are token from our world by yukari

[UnownPikachu]

@lEagleThunder other then the people in the video? O__o

[lEagleThunder]

@UnownPikachu but those are different i guess O.o , well who knows ._.

[gcsmoofy]

ok there are good bunnys like ms uptite and there are fucked up ones like the one we are seeing wait NOT LIKE THAT AAAAAA I wasted two munites

[ShadowDarkus]

Me -gets beaten by eirin-

-face looks like 0:30 -

[cyberjoel]

So thats why Erin always has good business in the clinic.

[cyberjoel]

So thats why Erin always has good business.

[CpnGame]

If you overdo it at Sadistic Eirin's S&M Club, you can line up for Doctor Eirin's Clinic.

Talk about synergistic business development.

[XxSakuraChuxX]

Oh no Rihanna has raped us!

[GloriousOtaku]

I didn't know Shinjuku district is full of bamboo

[GoldNTearuka]

Why is it that Eirin is always this sexy? Not that i hate it. ;)

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

Tenshi Got Her Pleasure She Always Wanted

[MixuOfTheDesert]

ò.ó

[mikirosella97]

BTW,does anyone know what it is in english?

[mikirosella97]

She looks like those typical "showbunnies"

[GensokyoGal301]

When she's talking, she reminds me of Sonozaki Mion from Higurashi xDDDD

[Wiccapedro]

Eirin-Sama Eirin-Sama xD hahahaa

SM Services XD

for ur Special pleasury Medicines dile 0900-EIRIN xD

[LuiG0001]

damn it ,ever since i watched this I scream "MEEEEDDDDICCCC" when i orgasm

[ElPINGAS9000]

@LuiG0001 .-.

[LuiG0001]

@ElPINGAS9000

:D

[MalvickCo]

Yup, Tenshi's favorite hanging spot >:3

[DiamondWarrior987]

Tenshi's face.

Through the whole thing.

Amazing.

[LifeSequenceBreak]

Tenshi's favourite hang- oh dammit, we have that comment already...

[BlitZWTF]

@LifeSequenceBreak

Not with non-american spelling! Tenshi's favourite hangout spot!

[narutoninjutsu]

1:23 was my first time playing Touhou

[Shameiaru]

@narutoninjutsu It was all of our fist times...

[MegaM7777]

@narutoninjutsu EASY MODO?

[Superpeps9]

I'd rather die than be taken to Eientei to be tortured by Eirin. I prefer Meiling, thank you.

[EOCB]

@Superpeps9 I doubt Meiling is capable of performing that... more like Sakuya or Remilia... or if you are real fucking extreme we have Flandre.

[Sonicforever231]

I WANT ENGLISH NOW.

[narutoninjutsu]

0:43 - 1:30 Eirin reminds me of Haruhi Suzumiya, that way of speaking, the look on her face, the abuse too even... well maybe minus the candle wax... till the next season

[BlitZWTF]

@narutoninjutsu

It's the bunny suit, isn't it?

[ers157]

i think yuuka would be better than eirin on this things.....

[mrxai658]

this is something I cant even believe

[Arrakhis]

@mrxai658 Welcome to Gensokyo, where everything is unbelievable

[mrxai658]

@Arrakhis I dont think Im in gensoyoko. I dont see bamboos

[Arrakhis]

@mrxai658 huh u no fun

[mrxai658]

@Arrakhis no seriously I dont see any bamboos

[UberPoofyNintendoChi]

what woudl yall do if i told you my name was Erin? (well, erynn but no one spells it right anyways)

[naruruki4ever]

@UberPoofyNintendoChi oh shoot. you beat me to it.

[UberPoofyNintendoChi]

@naruruki4ever lol i only posted that yesterday XD just by an inch. sorry anyways

[EricTheHax]

Thought it was gonna be funnier than this... Turned out to be about some sm club or whatever... no one ever goes on funny killing sprees or torturing random people for no reason whatsoever anymore...

[Ecrada]

Oh, whip me, whip me Eirin!

[VocaUtau]

It's not too hard for me too get the gist of what she's singing, But I have NO IDEA what she's actually singing. If anyone knows where you can find lyrics, I will be eternally grateful.

[spellboundxmaster]

@VocaUtau YOU JUST SAID ETERNALLY GRATEFUL? Isn't that what the LGM(little green men) in Toy Story say?

[VocaUtau]

@spellboundxmaster You've revealed my secret!

[RayofHope3579]

@VocaUtau

I know you asked for the lyrics a month ago, but by any chance do you still need them? =) I found the lyrics in Japanese here:

hi(dot)baidu(dot)com/izayoi122­6/blog/item/a8f4978e5cb4d0f350­3d923f(dot)html

and was able to convert them into romaji. I checked it with the video as carefully as possible. This is only the part that's in the video, and it doesn't include the stuff being sung in the background during the spoken part.

...

[RayofHope3579]

@VocaUtau (1) Sennen toki o koe Hourai furoufushi Shinjukunishiguchieki no mae SM eirinkyou Watashi no okusuri o ("hai hai hai hai!") Gabugabu nomi nasai ("hoi hoi hoi hoi!") Soshitara muchiuchi aimasuku Kimochi ga naitomea ("motto kure~") Hadaka de okusuri o ("hai hai hai hai!") Jabujabu abinasai ("hoi hoi hoi hoi!") Korekara rousoku sarugutsuwa Karada ga raijingu ...

[RayofHope3579]

@VocaUtau

(2)

"Nani yo, sono me wa? E? Hayaku PUREI o kaishite hoshii, desutte?

Ano ne,baka itten janai wa yo. Onegai shinasai yo. Onegai o.

Sou yo, sou sou. Kongan shinasai yo. Watashi ni, sou, watashi ni yo.

Ijimete kudasai, ijimete kudasai, tte.

Aa, soredake ja dame ne... Eirin-sama, Eirin-sama...

Douka kono iyashiki osu buta o, jinsei no saiteihen ni sonzai suru gomi no gotoki dangomushi o gorogoro to korogashite kudasai, buhi~, buhi~, to ka iwanakya ijimete agerarenai wa yo.

...

[RayofHope3579]

@VocaUtau (3) ...Sou, sou. E, ienai ? Jaa, ijimete sashi agerarenai wa ne? Hora, itte minasai yo. Korogatte minasai yo. Hora. Hora. Hora hora hora hora hora! Onegai shinasai yo! GUREIZU shitaindeshou!? Chinamini zanki to ka KONTINYUU nante mono wa nainde kara ne~!" Sennen toki o koe Hourai furoufushi Shinjukunishiguchieki no mae SM eirinkyou. (END)

[Arrakhis]

@RayofHope3579 thx for the lyric =D

[GabrielFire13]

Tenshi must be her best customer.

[TheCrazyImagination]

And I thought it wasn't that bad... in the beginning ._.

[Arrakhis]

Eirin SM to me= Tenshi at 0:30

[Chibiniachan40213]

i guess yukari and eirin are how masochists get there enjoyment in gensokyo

[Lugia21]

Looks like Yukari has competition.

[D197JN]

What the PHUKZORS???!!!

[unicron245]

Do i even wanna know what the're saing? lol

[unicron245]

@unicron245 *saying

[basch720]

@unicron245 ofc you do....

[Astraldragon0]

is there a subbed version of this?

[0odarkheroo0]

(＞∀＜＊）⊂彡

[dominic508]

I'm not sure I want to know what they're saying..

[ehmz222]

the song was beautiful until 0:12

[wiredlord]

Good thing Aya didn't find this even if there's a very large sign infront, or Ironically it might be because of the sign being there that Aya thought it might be just a prank that she didn't even bother looking into it.

[gsrules34]

no wait,she is Yuka in Eirin Disguise

[gsrules34]

Erin drank Louis Peelz

[basch720]

@gsrules34 ate* 

[gsrules34]

@basch720 nah,medical capsules/tabs are commonly drank,probably its taste is horrible

[basch720]

@gsrules34 well, a capsule is solid, so in theory you eat it, tho you are right, i usually drink medication with water, so we both are right in some way....

[Solarchos]

Must...have...English...transl­ation!

[Quietpower99]

Omg, this is genius~

I need the .swf so bad~

HELP ME!

...please~?

:3?

[GabePuratekuta]

Tenchi's favorite hangout spot! XD

[RinnoMorichika]

YESH!

[YottaSidedDice]

Why is this not subbed?

[kinganondorf]

@YottaSidedDice are you sure you want to know what there saying?

[YottaSidedDice]

@kinganondorf Of course.

[KeeperoftheDarkHeart]

O_O

Erin runs a...S&M club on her free nights?!

-shudders-

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

Is this Eirin in a bunny outfit (thinkaboutit), or is this Reisen in an Eirin outfit?

[ShikigamiChenYakumo]

Apples wont save you from the doctor now.

EIRIN TASUKETE!

Eirin: I'll help you alright.

[MaroonBlue64]

This some how reminds me of Shion from Higurashi...

[ngoog]

@SapphireSpade That's pretty much what I was thinking too.

[mikeymike360]

Was she referencing to Muchi Muchi Pork when she had the pig nose on..?

[ShikigamiChenYakumo]

Whats up with these masked naked men in Touhou flashes? Where did they originate?

[gsrules34]

@ShikigamiChenYakumo probably theyre sacked up to be anonymous

[shinigamidestroyer]

えーりん！えーりん！助けないでえーりん！

[MokousSister]

"Rabbit"

[BlackGashes]

I like the voice! <3

[TheJugement]

their are some men that are willing to give their die bodies to sicence but very few are willing to give it 2 sicence while their still alive

[dajpd]

わたしわこれがすき.

[bellywog]

...I've been a touhou fan for a while, so you probably wouldn't get it. XD

[FFantasyDreams]

I love this, though its funny I know the full version but its a different voice. I wonder if they have a full version of THIS persons voice o-o;

[purplekitsune28]

@FFantasyDreams watch?v=AuRytQ0ZQsw

There you go.

[FFantasyDreams]

@purplekitsune28 Yay thank you!!

[purplekitsune28]

@FFantasyDreams No problem, I almost squealed when I found it. XD

[Clone394]

Tenshi's favorite hanging spot

[0odarkheroo0]

@Clone394 My favorite hanging spot =;w;=

[beefmeef]

how about Eirin's S M (Secret Men) =3

[zerokonbu]

I love Tenko!

てんこあいしてる！

[Shadowthedgehog1]

Darn, the only place in Gensokyo that could help you feel better would now make you feel worse. LOL, what brilliant sarcasm. I'd shake the hand of the guy who thought of it.