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  • what the fuck kind of gay dick herder name is "Lance"

  • That dumb bitch at the bar should go piss up a rope, I hate those types, lil manipulators. I love to see the look on their pretty faces when told no in such a blatant manner, lmao. Anyway, good one man.

    A wise man once said: "I do what I want".

  • @Earthwalker40  It's sad how many men in our society don't know how to do something as simple as say "no" to a woman isn't it? LOL

  • For fucks sake man, GET ON WITH IT. Made it to 3.15 then quit.

  • I like that cigar-story a lot better than Bill Clinton's.

    "Oh Mr. president, would you mind removing that cigar?"

  • Women don't think they should have to give anything in return for favors, they have a natural-born sense of entitlement, and will only put out if they think they HAVE to.

    Which is only fair; since you can't expect them to buy something, if they can get it for FREE!

    So the moral is: never give them ANYTHING. Make her WORK for it-- and then STILL don't give it to her, since you ALSO don't have to buy what you can get for free!

    Sauce for the goose...

  • @Hurrican3AJ1

    No, call them CUNTRY-CROCKS.

  • It's easy... offer her 10,000 dollars for sex, and she'll accept.

    Then when you're done, say "KIDDING!"

  • i just hope lance is OK

  • Excellent.

  • SUPER-LIKE!

    The moment you get the sex and beauty out of the equation. women are just...a person. manipulative and all.

  • Nice work man with the cigar story, I hate women that try to use there looks to control you and tell you to do things they want you to do.

  • I slit my left wrist at 2:04, second wrist at 5:10, then I hung myself like the guy in the movie "airplane" by 7:24. (I survived).

  • @FreeBlago1

    If at first you don't succeed.....

  • fdaffd

  • Man, you wasted 8 minutes, 40 seconds when you could have compressed it to 4 seconds: "How to get their respect? 'Shut up, bitch.'"

  • ...the word vagina in Latin means "sheath"...

    :>)

  • @pantslizard

    And the word "penis" means "sword," what about it?

    As in "PEN-etrate."

  • @SovereignStatesman ...so...my comment REALLY needs an explanation...?....off the team...

  • I had to give up before the end. I thought you'd never get there.

  • Too many pauses. You need to get to the point.

  • That cigar stole the show. I love they way you smoke that cigar. You should make a video with you smoking a cigar with the background dark like it is in this video. You smoke it like a boss.

  • @smoking1212  Thanks Man!

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams your welcome

  • @smoking1212 ...loool....so gay

  • I love how you start the video with the cigar and the background is perfect this video is in my favorite just for that alone.

  • I LOVE telling off cute girls who are use to having there way. The expression on there faces are PRICELESS and whats even better is doing it slowly. The way i like to "let them have it" is by letting them think im gonna do what they say and then telling them off when they least expect it. AWESOME!

  • I would have lit up another one in LAAAAANCE'S honor.

  • @Razlo5000 If I had more of them, I probably would have! LOL

  • I had a situation like this recently, but it was with my ex girlfriend....Basically, I don't call her for five months, and then, dying with curiosity as to why i am not calling her, she calls me..Long story short, she basically promises me all sorts of shit, but never followed through on it, like she did before, so I told her to get the fuck out of my life and leave me the fuck alone..I got tired of the bullshit a long time ago.

  • @TheFeralFury That's exactly what one of my ex girlfriends did to me. Showed up after four years (after dumping me) saying I was "the one". She even bought me a computer (I'm typing on it now) we banged a few times. She said she was a different person, but of course she wasn't. Bye bye. (It is a lovely computer though) :)

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams

    She WAS a different person-- she was FOUR YEARS OLDER and getting closer to her expiration-date.

    Tom says that when women get around 29, they get nervous about winding up an old maid; so they get "wedding-fever" and are quick to find their "soul-mate," and will say "Tag! You're IT!" to any guy that's handy.

    Nice job dodging dodged THAT bullet, bro! ^5

  • @TheFeralFury My mom use to bullshit me and my brothers and sister to turn against my dad. It worked when I was younger. My oldest sister isn't close to my dad. I soon realized that allmy mom ever did was just make shit up. My oldest brother went to school at Pitt after high school. He partied a lot and got addicted to dope and alcohol. My dad offered my brother to work with him in Ohio paying him $20. My mom bullshit my brother in2 thinking his friends parents unknowling pay 4 beer and parties.

  • The irony is that you'll have way more of a chance to pick up a girl if you don't comply with her

  • @S0undBite I agree completely. Women don't like wimps and weak men.

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams

    Actually they DO like them-- they just don't LOVE them.

    The princess is always "friends" with the court-jester. "JUST" friends.

  • @S0undBite Absolutely right.

  • @S0undBite

    Women almost always manipulate men in order to TEST him to see how far he'll put up with it. The sooner he doesn't, the sooner she'll spread 'em.

  • @SovereignStatesman absolutely brilliant, well said.

  • Women are BORN LIARS, even about the FACT that they lie-- they'll make excuses for it, saying "women HAVE to lie, to survive in a man's world!"

    So when they claim to want to be equal, THEY'RE LYING!

    They want the richest, most famous, and most powerful guy in the world-- i.e. NOT HER EQUAL!

    So if you treat a woman like your equal, she'll treat you like her SHIT and flush you faster than a tampax.

  • @SovereignStatesman I agree. And I came to a realization a while back about why they are such fluent liars. It's very simple really. It's because they first lie to themselves about whatever it is. And they believe the lie. So by the time the repeat the lie to us, the believe it's the truth. Simple, yet effective. (and anyone who has had the "male friend" conversation with a wife or girlfriend knows exactly what I mean)

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams

    I don't think it's just that, but from what I understand, it's more hard-wired. Specifically, women are born pragmatists, physiologically built to think in relative terms, completely devoid of absolutes; it's just how they survived, going along with whatever they're told-- i.e. they were never born to THINK.

    So while a man thinks everyone's entitled to their own opinion, women feel entitled to her own FACTS. But when you stand up to them as an absolute, they'll accept it.

  • Condense the first 6 minutes to 15 seconds & this would be an OK video.

  • @nachodaddy That would completely change the mood of the video. I like it as it is.

  • Man does that stogy look good. You must live in a warm weather place. Seeing you smoke that reminded me of summer. How we miss it now here.

  • That is nicely put. I agree wholeheartedly with your message in your video. Easily the best advice out there concerning manipulation. I would never have complied either...you are actually a great hero of mine. Your videos rock, and I hope you keep making them!

  • @Humpahna  Thank you Man, I appreciate it!

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams she was obviously lying about Lance. Good response.

  • i like to quote tyler durden when i say "We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need."

  • @lespaul13141516 I'm a huge fan of Tylers. LOL

  • @CaptainNemoful Well said Willian, if you don't allow them to play with your matches then you can't get burned by them.

    Cheers,

    Kel

  • this video made me subscribe! :)

  • @addicted561 Thanks Man!

  • Kel...thats why the best bars imo,have pickled eggs...trust me, after I had finished about 4-6 of these w/ a pitcher or 2 of some cold brew...she & everyone else in that bar for that matter would have been begging to smell a cigar ! ; )

  • @allengoodman69 ROTFLMAO It kind of puts cigar smoking in a different light doesn't it? Of course with that much methane in the air there could be an explosion.

  • Well I would not say kelly is a bitter old man, hes not that old and bitter a little jaded maybe but he dont seem that bitter not like the old guy in the videos the kid from brooklen.

  • @manga12 Actually I don't think I'm bitter at all. Nor am I jaded. I love women and respect them for who they are. But I also believe that from the time a man notices girls to the day he dies he does need to know how to deal with the opposite sex in a possitive way. (and retain is dignity at the same time) I'm not a user of the Leykis mode of dating either as some have suggested. I am a relationship and love guy. But that being said, I still need to know how to deal with women and play the game

  • well you show you have been around the block a few times by the way you talk, and I hate cigs too, rather have a nasty cigar in my face at least it has some differant smells for you to pick out, even if it does smell worse, looks better on a man then a little white stick with little black ashes all over the end.

    I got family they smoke cigs and those cherib delights, which are cigars, but I pull one out and they avoid me like the black death even though I am outside by a campfire.

  • @manga12 Well I can certainly understand how someone could not like the smell of cigars. Cheap ones are especially bad. And they are strong and put a lot of smoke in the air. The very reason i don't smoke them in my room is that stale cigar smell will last for a week or more. And that's pretty bad. Were I a rich man, I'd have a special room with an air scrubber that was just for smoking pipes and cigars. (it might have a nice leather couch and a pool table as well)

  • yea but all I did was take a big huff on it and blow it my cousins direction once or twice to tease her, and I have seen her smoke the chrub delights, I figured no big deal, after that they told me to leave the area even when I was not puffing it and holding it away from everyone. the leather couch is an absolute it wont get the burn marks on it like cloth will, that and cloth will get the cigar smells on it and it will never come out.

  • @manga12 Oh Man, it's time to run for the hills! I have a leather couch and I smoked cigars on it, and it came through fine. But what I will not do is play with my handmade knives while sitting on it. Last time I did that, I dropped a knife on my ex wives wing back chair and it was "time to run for the hills". LOL

  • I was saying cigars will not burn a leather couch as much as cloth, and yea sharp objects will ruin a leather couch, which is not cheap to fix a whole skin goes for about 250 for cowhide, and more for other types like croc, or ostrage.

  • @manga12 I've done the very long term thing, marriage and divorce. And I've dated and talked with literally hundreds of women who (for some reason) will tell me things they usually won't tell men. Though I love women, i don't idiolize them in any way. They are just people. But they are different than us. And to not understand them can lead a guy into much pain. Many young men think they know them, but they may not have the experience that an older guy has so they don't see the whole picture.

  • Great Story man! I got a similar one, me & my buddies were in a tobacco shop. I got a nice local hand rolled cigar. Me and my buddy are the only ones with cigars at this point, everyone else has a cigarette. So I'm sitting on a couch smoking my cigar talking with my friends and the guy that works there says "Could you guys please step outside with the cigars?" I asked why, he said he didn't like the smell. My bud pointed at the "Please smoke" sign & told him to piss off. People are so stupid.

  • @2harleye That is amazing, in a smoke shop no less. Some people have their head firmly planted in their tuckess.

    Cheers,

    Kel

  • Great Story man! I got a similar one, me & my buddies were in a tobacco shop. I got a nice local hand rolled cigar. Me and my buddy are the only ones with cigars at this point, everyone else has a cigarette. So I'm sitting on a couch smoking my cigar talking with my friends and the guy that works there says "Could you guys please step outside with the cigars?" I asked why, he said he didn't like the smell. My bud pointed at the "Please smoke" sign & told him to piss off. People are so stupid.

  • Fuck Lance!

  • @nutsarefancy I'm pretty sure she did. (but he smelled like cigars)

  • @PipeAfficionado I take exception to that my friend. I am not a bitter old man. I'm just a man who rather than curse the darkness decided to understand women and learn to play the game.

  • @PipeAfficionado I know, and man if I ever treated a lady like that my family would beat me senseless, on top of the fact I would never hear the end of it from them for what I did wrong, and call me every name in the book. and by the way not all guys are after just for sex. There are a few out there like me that actualy want to make friends and get married when the time comes. I for one am the uber christian type, and treating people like trash is not in my nature.

  • The only bad thing I can say about this video would be I wished the lighting was better. I loved this video and your comments, both spoken and written.

    I only wish there were places were cigar and pipe smoking were welcome and cigarette smokers were kicked to the curb. Before anyone comments about cigar lounges/bars... The last cigar lounge that I visted I saw someone smoking a cigarette inside so there was a definite lack of curb kicking.

  • @ThePipeRJ I feel your pain Man, I really do. When I made this video I was unable to smoke on my deck as usual as it had been taken over by rug rats for weeks. So I was forced to smoke in my front yard with cars going by and little lighting. I was very frustrated that night because of all the bugs and car noise and losing my light. (and my neighbor coming and going ruining takes) That did however make for the perfect mood to make a video about this incident. :)

  • I was smoking a cigar outside one time, and some girl came up and said "excuse me.. That Stinks you need to stop smoking it." I responded " Well You're a f*&%ing B%$#h, mind your own godd%$n business."

  • @tds2222 Straight and to the point my friend. I bet she about shit a brick!

  • Great one Kel that's exactly what I woulda done. Gary Brodsky would be proud!

  • @TimeStrider Thanks Man! Who's Gary Brodsky?

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams Gary is a 'Dating Expert' who talks a lot about dealing with women without the PC bullsh*t we men have been bombarded with. He's a lot like Tom Leykis.

  • Great story. Sad but true.

    Mark

  • Yea I know of those kind of women, or you are getting a killer vibe and dancing and they go by and dump beer on you just because you are not some fariy prettyboy, or got your pants down to your knees trying to be all g about something.

    or you ask her to dance and only to dance, and she wants you to buy her a drink.

    man nowdays the people buy me drinks because I breakdance for them, well not the acrobatic kind but stuff like popping and locking, they are like your good wanna shot?

  • CLASSIC!!!!

  • Dude, finally someone with a set of poen eyes ,seeing how manipulative and mallicious most modern women are, thanks for showing the world what is really goin on!!!!! fyi cigaretts are the most vial and inhuman things in the world. cigars and pipes shouldnt even be considered in the same catagory. its a god damn insult to fine tobacco products.......

  • the pretty girls dont like to be told "no"!haha screw them. btw.. I hate ciggs too. but pipes ,cigars and chew is all good,,perverted tobacco" cigarettes" thats a great description.

  • Awesome vid!!

  • Hahaha! Good for you! I bet Lance couldn't care less about Cigars smoke either.

  • Great vid Kel! Kel uncensored is always a great time! lol love the honesty (and truth) of this story!

    Keep on puffin' sir!

    Cheers,

    James

  • Thanks for the great story Kel!

    Cheers,

    Francis

  • You are an inspiration to all of mankind.

    Keep on keepin' on,

    from Canada

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  • lol, good story. reminds me of the time i was working on the road. some of the boys and i headed down to the local pub. this girl came up and wanted me to buy her a drink, and yes she was above my level. well i don't go for buying hot girls drinks, so i looked at her and said "why don't you buy me a drink". PISSED! she stormed around for the next hour, pointing at me and calling me names lol. then all of a sudden she walks up and hands me a big 4shot rum and coke :) it was pretty funny!

  • @nut100 I had a friend who would do that on a regular basis, and it never failed to piss them off and make me laugh. The last part of your tale says it all, women don't like weak me, they want men (like you) who have a backbone!

  • LOL i love the story...one of the many reasons i don't deal with females ..cheers :)

  • @mibgd At times i envy you my friend!

  • Love this story.

    Thank you for sharing

  • Well done for sure! I wouldn't either at least now that I'm married ha ha ha!

    Cheers,

    Harvey

  • I too would be the asshole! Good story.

    Regards,

    Guillermo

  • love the dating "translation"

  • @mrfish1991 One of the things that used to break my friends up is when I would read them womens personal adds and the "translate" them from womenspeak to what they really mean. I should do a video about that.

  • LMAO! Yeah it's funny when the only thing of value some women have to offer is between their legs, and they come across a guy like me or you who can take it or leave it.. I had a similar situation happen to me once at Hooters. I just looked at the girl and smiled and took a long drag.

  • @Dutch35611 It messes with their minds, LOL.

  • Good for you. Well done, well said.

  • @EastEndPipes  Thanks Man!

  • Im with you man, Ive been in very similar situations.....they hate it when you tell them no. High five to you man.

    Keep puffin

    Jake

  • @TheStevepwns Thanks Jake!

  • lol awesome story!

  • @Vladivostok41  Thanks Vlad!

  • Hahaha, bravo!  Very gratifying story, Kel.

  • @BarefootPipeSmoker Thanks Colt!

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