If You Own a Dog...

[ValacorDruid]

What if you have a German Shepherd? Some can be small, But I would say he is average.

[NativePrairieWolf]

The dog is real mellow :)

[CommunistMonster]

i think mordeth should get a giant turtle for a pet, would be awesome.

[CommunistMonster]

@MultiFishfuck I'm pretty sure i read somewhere that a 'moped' is a 2 wheeled motorized vehicle with 50cc or less and is restricted to 30mph. its like a classification the government made. most 16 year olds in the uk ride scooters, not mopeds as most of them are de-restricted.

[lewjdude]

@MultiFishfuck look at your name then reply more sensibly

[fvgotch]

Fukushima dogs are freezing to death right now. What are you gonna do about it?

[iJunglehazel]

Thats awesome!

[SuperDrunkwalrus]

Do it with a bull mastif :D

[420FlyByNight]

That time you and Sven went on a trip with the dogs was exciting. Didnt BaoBao take a spill on a Svens scooter that time??

[subtrefuge28]

I live in NY and own a motorcycle but not a scooter. At any rate, if I purchased a scooter and rode around with my dog, I guarantee I'd be ticketed!

[rapazitu90]

my dog is stupid. jumped off my car even though the window was only half open.

[MrRomalliv95]

you guys knows a honda TMX 155cc, my dog 10 yrs old and 28 kls, seats over the tank and I drive sometimes 3 to 4 hrs in distance and my dog loves it. He learned to go out with me since he was a puppy...He jumps from the ground to the fuel tank and seats properly and then I drive.

[lewjdude]

in england scooters are called mopeds

[DrewDzn]

I'm soon to be 16, and I'll be getting my license soon. I have a Moped, as I've had it since I was 14, but It's getting old now and my dog doesn't fit on it anymore. He's a 4 year old golden doodle, and he's around 55 pounds. When I get my car, I'm not sure what I should get, as I want to take my dog places sometimes, but I don't want him ALL over the fabric of the car. Even though he doesn't shed, it gets a bit irritating with a dog climbing around the car. Have any ideas?

Thanks!

[Chiglit]

ok i subscribed. :)

[bitterbug]

My Great Pyrenees would need it's own scooter.

[CustomCelicaGT]

She whines because she got stuck with an owner who drives a gay ass moped...

[MasterCheifC08]

LOL

[jklsd]

Riding with a dog on your scooter - congratulations, you are now Asian! (as in, that's something you never see outside of asia)

[NeXtGenRacer]

Yamaha make the best scooters ;).

[2008superduke]

LOL funny video. disregard my last comment on the other video about your dog :)

[stupidcircusclown]

my Boston loved riding on the golf cart :)

[lionwithinme]

Don't think a saint Bernard would fit

[WunderDoob]

I remember the first time i figured out your dog was riding on the scooter when you looked down and there was a dog on the scooter

[FILIPINOCD]

Babao is my favorite dog of yours! Reminded me of my dog in the Philippines! :D

[The111DooD]

It'd be pretty horrible if you crashed while the dog was on.

[sniping12]

@The111DooD did you not listen to the whole video? his buddy has with BaoBao

[brainiac147]

I tried putting my dog on my scooter and he wouldn't fit...

[azjmiles]

i imitated mordeth and had my dog ride on my scooter...he jumped off...twice. he rolled both times but was ok.

[JFVrantique]

Is it common for dogs to ride on scooters in Taiwan?

[misterweiwei]

what happened to your other dogs?! xiao mei and ku jo?!

[jipi0001]

should i get a dog even if I have a pretty busy schedule? the house is empty a good part of the day, i wouldnt feel good about leaving the dog alone for hours almost everyday, but i want a dog so bad! i miss my last dog so much, we managed to always have a family member or neighbor check on it, so i though maybe i should get another one, what do u think?

[13mordeth]

@jipi0001 I think if you save a dog's life from the pound then waiting 9 hours a day while you're at work is a small price to pay. But you'll always need to go straight home after work to feed/walk it.

[MAnGaThaBOy]

@13mordeth how much money do you earn from youtube? :D love your videos btw

[TheUniversalWoman]

Jealous. My dog is kinda dumb. I thought Jack Russell's were supposed to be super smart, but mine is "special." I love him anyway.

[TheMattDOOM]

:D

[helscreamer]

Your dog is awesome, what software do you use to edit your videos? Sorry if this has been asked a million times... eh...

[the86driver]

what kind of scooter were you riding in this vid?

[heheani]

i want to get a sidecar for my gs500 and throw my dog in there. she definitely wouldn't fit on a scooter

[The12Nurse]

whats that little gizzmo beside your right hand side mirror?

[mplswoman]

Your dog would probably be more comfortable and safer in a motorcycle trailer. If you don't want to spend a lot on a trailer you could build your own. Third Wheel Trailers sells pet trailers you can haul behind motorcycles, but I don't know if a scooter be able pull a trailer.

[AnimaSola3o4]

My dogs are chickens they'd crap themselves. Ha.

[komotoko]

M13, I am buying a new scooter....I don't want a chinese made shit :D Tell me what I should get...It has to be 50cc to be legal to ride in my state :(

[sbslusher]

@komotoko get something from Genuine scooter company, Yamaha, Honda, or Kymco

[noodlez4me]

When do we get to see your cock? I mean you face!...no I mean your cock

[misternef]

I don't think my doberman will fit on a scooter. :(

[Amplifier800]

Your new scooter looks awesome

[thatguru877]

My 112.6 pound doberman pincher definately doesnt fit on a scooter. My dumbass dachshund would jump off a sctooter, everytime it hears the door it assumes its open and runs full speed into it every fucking time.

[ATeamSkater67]

natural selection you were looking for.

[tinynoggin]

i stayed in Taichung for 1-1/2 months.

people that i met were generally nice.

you can take a walk in the middle of the night and feel safe.

i saw people leaving their items on the scooter.

they have free medical insurance

i can say that it is a place that i can live comfortably,

but i still love my USA.

[JasonLRakes]

Do the videos with the chosen thumbnail images typically get more views? They tend to turn me off, but I guess it's more likely to get views from the uninitiated if the title is ambiguous.

That said, I watch all of them.

[crazybbob]

Girlfriends are like monkeys.

So true.

So poetic.

[TroyFoxxin]

Friend of mine that rides a scooter has a small dog that jumps up into his lap. but that works. small small dog. I dont have a dog to ride with me on mine. i almost got a dog for just that the added reason to get a dog. but for now thats a no no. cant afford it, and the scooter parked with problems.

[UnderCutChris477]

and iv just realised iv watched your videos for ages and i dont even know what you look like lol

[UnderCutChris477]

what video is it, when you put a strey dog on your scooter?

[ballininsf69]

what does your dogs name mean?

[13mordeth]

@ballininsf69 BaoBao means Baby.

[EpikkOne]

@13mordeth Haha. Dude I'm about to name my dog BaoBao also!

[EpikkOne]

@EpikkOne But this was decided a couple weeks ago, didn't mean to use your dog's name/ didn't know either.

[TimCruise108]

@13mordeth whats the dogs breed

[LR93uk]

i miss my scooter :( having a car seems great and when you get one there so boring.. 

[dahveed284]

Is there still room for your feet when she is riding there? Does she always face to the left? Cool ride.

[JAPANLUVERLOL]

i bet that dog can drive the scooter lol

[dwizzle12326]

Thats where you found that homeless dog :'(

[fisherman463]

5:53 you were talking about when Sven crashed with Bao Bao on the scooter after hitting that wet mud on the road? I remember watching that a long time ago on Sven's channel.

[Starco0701]

Bubba's the most interesting dog in the world.

[HerpDerpSmurf]

I'm more of a cat person.

[pimpo911]

i wish it was legal to have dog like that on scooter in canada, stupid western ppl and their exagerated securities

[TheLoneFerret]

wtf happened to the hello kitty mobile

[13mordeth]

@TheLoneFerret I still have it. I own more than one scooter.

[PrincessAutobot]

@13mordeth if I come to Taiwan for one of your TWATs I want to ride the Hello Kitty scooter!!!

[MAnGaThaBOy]

@13mordeth one more question :D I own a scooter , I own a dog , I want to do the same thing you are doing , but my dog has like 80kg ( Sarplaninac ) , How do I do it? xD

[mrodredsox13]

is that legal in america ?

[Tyrant597]

"I like it when she sits, but recently she prefers to stand..." =)

[deejayMEBBYromeo]

4:49 lol

[BrokenArrowsInc]

Over there everyone has a bike or scooter and gear so there is no need to steal it. Thats why you can leave it out.

[dontcareboutname1]

you should get some foot pets installed on the sides the dog will probably feel safer with your legs on either side of her and will probably be more comfortable for you since she will have more room and so will you

[dontcareboutname1]

@dontcareboutname1 pegs*

[Smennyboy]

You wait 3 minutes to drive your car, for the engine to heat up ?

[ErKa44]

hey Mordeth, i am sure you answered that before, but i can't remember:

What happend to Kujo ?

And i can't log into your forum anymore, i tried to make a new account but i don't get an confirm-email ...

[lukethekanefan]

you should get a mini helmet for her

[galten123]

Your friend who crashed with your dog on the scooter... Svengalie! :P

[torybush2118]

@wacko1358 A big one

[quicksilver3x3]

She is so sweet and beautiful. Dogs are so damn great I almost can't handle it. Most people really don't deserve them. Dogs deserve great lives worthy of their devotion, all of them are capable of the utmost in devotion to us.

[silverhawkroman]

@quicksilver3x3 yeah, theyre not like cats, who are fucking arrogant assholes wahahahaha

[quicksilver3x3]

@silverhawkroman Cats are great; they're nowhere near as fucking arrogant and asshole-ish as people :-)

[silverhawkroman]

@quicksilver3x3 touche! i used to own a person, couldnt handle him for a month, but they're not cheap ya know! so i sold him

[quicksilver3x3]

@silverhawkroman :-)

[wacko1358]

I have a 200 pound newfoundland what scooter should i get lol?

[hockeythug9]

Maybe you should getty your dog a helmet and then people will leave you alone about it being safe, lol

[Keiichitsuchiya6]

Hahahaha nice comment below !⬇⬇⬇⬇

[666TECHNO666]

my dogs big enough to ride its own scooter

[eclecticdaisy]

Bao Bao!!! I want a dog and scooter now!

[ehold7]

Hey! there's a dog on your scooter? that's amazing, how does it stay on?

[JayHuddz]

New scooter ?

[Heniupl]

When I was in Taiwan I saw a guy riding his 50cc with an 40+ kg Alaskan Malamute on board...

I just wonder why do they keep such a dog in such a hot climate, it was in Tainan in July and that dog was gasping like crazy...

[SgtDamien]

Yeh i would love to be able to leave things out in public. I gave my friend a electic piano and we laid it out next to his car and went inside for like 10 minutes to grab something and by the time we got back some stole it.... Stole a fucking piano!!!

[KingTekins]

lawl I always enjoy the thumbnails you use

[BlackandChrome]

"It's one o'clock exactly"

looks down...

it IS one o'clock exactly

mind blown

[TheTonicro]

check engine light is on

[123someting]

She needs to try hunting :DD

[armigerlives]

There was a movie made by Steve McQueen about motorcycle racing where the guy had a dog that would ride in the race on a piece of carpet mounted to the fuel tank LOL.

[armigerlives]

@armigerlives It was called "On Any Sunday"

[IMpringi]

if you own a dog perhaps you should buy a scooter, if you want to steal a dog the you should definitely buy a scooter! LOL

[Dogfacerawr]

My dog always wants to go with me when I ride my motorcycle but he's too big and obviously won't fit anywhere. Probably some dumb law here in America about riding with your dog on your scooter though. And that's really nice that people can just leave their stuff. I wish it could be like that everywhere. I don't like to ride some places (Like school) Cause I'll have nowhere to put all my stuff and some asshole will probably take it. I dunno why, I would never steal anyone's stuff, fuckers.

[MetalHeadKLR650]

Yeah the best way to get rid of stuff is to set it on your curb and put $5.00, someone will steal it. If you put "free" it will sit there for months.

[jardude699]

Are you allowed to have dogs on a scooter in places like the uk and usa?

[MrSlowestD16]

@jardude699 Some asshole cop would probably have a problem with it.

[meloliver619]

Imagine if the world adopted the Confucianism & Buddhism philosophies? I imagine a perfect world... free Tibet :D (had to say it). Love the Bao Bao & Shao Mae, don't be scared to upload more adorableness :D

[cashstore1]

My dog would like to ride with me, but he is too big. He is always with me, otherwise. I enjoy the company. I have seen bikers with a dog on their gas tank, or luggage rack, often wearing a pair of goggles. I wonder if a helmet is made for a dog? Not sure if it would function properly, but it would look cool.

[chi3x10]

@3:00 "Natural selection" :)

[Maverakz]

what breed is she?

[ujayyy]

You tie up and lock your helmet in Toronto, and they steal by cutting the strap, altho helmet is useless from that point on. So you can forget about leaving just on the seat. It will be gone 10seconds after you lost your sight of your bike =)

[XRA1D]

What kind of dog is Baobao?

[welshray1]

couldn't leave your gear lying on your bike here... if its not bolted down its gone...

[mikehanks]

a wise man ones said the dog starts to act like his or her owner

[simon44]

Almost 1000 videos! Kudos man

[daewooparts]

whiney dogs are still way better then whiney people anytime !!!

[jianson870621]

Baobao's got ADD lol

[LetMeSeeYourVid]

How do you spell your dogs name?

[wildicepick]

just noticed @6:50 the guy in red is wearing a snowboarding helmet :/ is that safe?

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

i've never seen anybody riding w/ dog on scooter like that in the USA

your dog seems very relaxed doing it...as if its the most natural thing in the world

[FavoriteArcade]

I remember when I went to Florida once, went to the mall and, being British I left my trolley to go look for something. Big mistake, as someone took it. That doesn't happen in the UK.

[FavoriteArcade]

@ronpack Your comment doesn't make much sense in terms of a reply to what I said, I think you need to re-word it.

Besides, the people that rioted where retarded greedy people in the cities that couldn't care less, and didn't know why they did what they did to begin with.

[ronpack]

@FavoriteArcade

well, you said theft never happens in the UK which is wrong. tons of theft are happening all the time. you can see the crime reports online if you choose so...

plus, the UK isn't nearly as big as the USA and Florida is known for a high crime rate. not all states in the USA are the same...

believe it or not, there are plenty of places in the USA where people live with unlocked doors and unlocked cars and leave stuff laying around with no fear of their stuff being stolen.

[FavoriteArcade]

@ronpack umm... I never said we don't steal. o.o read it again. I said we don't steal trolleys in side a supermarket.

[ronpack]

@FavoriteArcade

lol, alright. fine. I thought you were trying to say that people don't steal in the UK... after all, this video mentions about theft. not just trolley theft...

speaking of which, I'm 40 years old and have never had a trolley stolen from me in any store. I'm not saying that it would never happen. just saying it hasn't happened yet...

[FavoriteArcade]

@ronpack Oh, well I suppose it might just be one of those rare random thefts then.

[masterknaster]

Well I'm not sure how cops would react if i had my dog on my scooter.

[thekjellar]

how old is you're dawg?

[Wowleipo]

I'm the 303rd viewer. 

[1ScouserNProud1]

@Wowleipo  Nobody cares

[whiteyonwelfare]

When I was in Qingdao, China the people looked at us (we're mid-20s white Americans) as if we were celebrities or something. Literally freezing in the streets to take pictures. They seemed really nice for the most part but very timid. People would leave their property all around and no one would even glance at it. Their culture came off as more of a "you leave me alone, i'll leave you alone" kind of deal.Their punishment for theft must be draconian or something.

[daddyoca69]

my dog on a scooter would be a very bad idea....

[byma99]

What is your make and model of the scooter? Looks really new and nice!

[13mordeth]

@byma99 I bought it about 3 months ago. It's a Yamaha Cygnus.

[DipDop99]

@13mordeth

What was that little circular gadget with the 3 lights next to your right mirror?

[suchafool990]

your dog isnt scared? has she ever fallen?

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

@suchafool990 he mentioned in the video that she has never fallen

[1M50L337]

See a picture of a dog on facebook that looks similar to yours. Think to myself "I wonder what kind of dog M13 has? He's probably done a video about her." Go to youtube and this is at the top of my homepage. Super cute.

[tdebat]

cool dog!

mans best friend!

[stoneageman20]

i think your dog has a good life

[stefkata2]

thumbs up if you remember this park/road from "How to ride a scooter" video!!

[bullseye9572]

what if she falls?

[DjBurgess08]

I could..... But I'd get thrown in prison for it as well as done for animal cruelty lol SOO illegal in the UK

[K9LLL]

new scooter??

[svengalie]

I've seen a few videos of dogs jumping out of car windows...

[KTMMotox1]

@svengalie hey Sven...ya thats the ones you dont want.

[I3oSsTrAd]

12 years old. Aww , i didn't think she was so old.

[rossesc]

how do you keep a cat on a scooter lol

[chewbaky]

ever considered inventing a dog helmet ?

[enkuenku]

I cant ride with my dog , because im my country , you cant have passangers with age less than

14. My dog is 3 :(

[Regret696]

@enkuenku

in human years that is 21, or so they say =)

[carlospiceyweiner100]

I have a red setter he is really silly and i couldnt trust him on this :(

[henryrita]

you got a new cygnus?

[HONDASBEST]

Next you need to get her on your Ninja ;)

[dylanjb100]

I have 2 big dogs though? Hah

[13mordeth]

@dylanjb100 I know a guy who used some wood to extend his floor a bit. He fits 3 German shepherds on there.

[dylanjb100]

@13mordeth WHAT! Is there any way you could get a picture and put it on the end of your next video? Plus one of my dogs is quite fat so i bet she would take about 10mph off the speed haha.

[99atkinson]

@13mordeth Was that sven that crashed ?

[99atkinson]

@13mordeth Was that sven that crashed ? and i got 3 Rottweilers i dont think it would be a good idea to do that with them because there like to chase birds and shadows. 2 of them are dumb.

[DoTheFreak]

what happened to Cujo mordeth?



[lwkleijn]

5:58 WATTEFAK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

[SamBeatBoxer]

@TheDrStunts republic of*

[DarkstarNovembr]

"do you like to scootahh?" - blinkycab