Bob Walks In (SFW version)

[MorshuTheShopKeeper]

I love that... GO WAKE YOUR MOTHER UP!!!

[TakuraLioness]

ah I've been looking for this audio...I had heard about bob saying to chris he was cutting down his internet but I could never find the audio or video. till now =P

[SidewaysQuark]

Bob wanted Christian to leave the room at the end so he could start fappin' where Chris left off LOL

[PVThunter1]

I'm cutting it down.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

[JacobVonRoker]

Some damn robots are playing copycat with the two.

[skullgr1nd]

RIP lumberjack ;_;

[satinsguard]

Bob is one of the only rednecks and (supposed) Klan members I have any shred of respect for. I think he was finally happy when he kicked the bucket since he wouldn't have to deal with Chris anymore.

[derpguyjohn]

RIP, magnificent axe man ;-;

[Orin00r]

Your mission is completed, we got it from here bob rest in peace sweet Lumberjack

[missyshamwow14]

GOODNIGHT, SWEET LUMBERJACK

[ajax420336]

A man could spend his whole life cutting down internets, and there are some who still wouldn't call him an internet lumberjack.

[AmericanHealthAlert]

no amount of hand washing can purify those hands

[CapyGuy]

When I play Skyrim, I'm going to make a badass Ax-user named "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr" and it'll all be for you, internet lumberjack man. Where-ever you find yourself, I hope it has lots of internets to chop down.

[TheGojira84]

He's cutting Heavens Internet down now.

[ToviaPicoru]

TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRR

[ujustgotpwned2008]

"Get away from that Internet Lumberjack, I'm cuttin' him down." - God

[ApacheMan2K]

"Go get your Poke Flute and wake your mother up."

[coaster6]

Damn...RIP Lumberjack

[Kidthecynic]

"dad will ya git outta here"!

Real smooth Chris.

[Rabbitgirl57]

"what are you doing online son?"

Me: HES RAPING THINGS AND PUTTING IT ONLINE!

chris:may the power of sonichu repel you, demon!! *makes cross with fingers*

Me: -_-'

ill miss you lumberjack! ;_;

[Drac39]

I'd like to think that the CWCki's temporary absence was Bob cutting down our internet one last time

[AriesGoddess93]

Bob's probably the only racist homophobe I'll ever respect. If only he was more assertive for the rest of the time he was in Chris's life he wouldn't be such a dumb manchild.

Alas, God needed his internet cut down.

[JohnMooreification]

"People tell me that you're about to kill yourself on the YouTube!"

[tfraud]

@JohnMooreification Good! His toe tag will read D.S.A.F. (Did Society a Favor)

[Jumpybeaver]

*Salutes* You'll be missed good solider. But alas. Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.

[mattone]

Rest in peace, our faithful lumberjack.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Bob cut down his last internet.

[MetalPatrick93]

R.I.P Bob. You were the only semi-sane person in Chris's house

[fruitblood]

Rest in peace, my sweet prince....

[fruitblood]

Rest in peace, my sweet prince...

[fruitblood]

Rest in peace, my sweet prince...

[Bob0p]

Bob is ganna cut jesus's internetz down with his lumber jack axe.

[FreshSqueezedLoyalty]

I'm really sad he died and his only legacy is the fat autistic piece of shit son he has... hopefully he's in heaven now. Living with Chris-chan as a son is punishment enough for any sins he may have committed.

[FreshSqueezedLoyalty]

First Gene Leonhardt then Bob...

Being the father of a lolcow puts a lot of stress on the soul...

[kharnifex]

RIP

[TheSkunkCat]

@MrEpiclyrandom

Yep, he died 6 September 2011.

But he was ancient and had heart failure, it's a miracle he actually lasted as long as he did. He could have died last year easily.

[sirpico123]

@TheSkunkCat and without chris`s influence may have lasted another 5yrs, regardless, rip bob and all the best in the next life

[BloodEagle729]

Gone but not forgotten

RIP Bob Chandler...you're finally free of the trolls.

[BloodEagle729]

Gone but not forgotten

RIP Bob Chandler...you're finally free of the trolls.

[MisterGamma813]

Rest in peace. He'll go down in history as the greatest internet lumberjack of all time :/

[After2math]

RIP Bob :(

[SergeantLuke]

Why did they shut down the whole CWCki? Is it gone for good just because of Bob's passing?

[MewLime]

@SergeantLuke I'm thinking it's only temporary. At least, I certainly hope so...

[thetuckman1]

@MewLime I honestly felt sad when he died.

[ChaosMew161]

@MewLime It's back up. The CWCki is up.

[Udany147]

@SergeantLuke It's only temporary.

[HaloSpartanG13]

@SergeantLuke It's back up, it was down for a week.

[theneutraldoctor]

RIP Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. :(

[sonic1285]

RIP Internet Paul Bunion :(

[DragonFly122]

RIP

[MukiMukification]

R.I.P. Bob the Internet Lumberjack... Rest In Peace...

[ParakoopaPete]

The Grim Reaper cut Bob down, kind of ironic really...

R.I.P Bob

[RejectTheatre]

he'll be cutting down the internet up in heaven :'(

[monkfishification]

R.I.P Internet Lumberjack.

[Rogovets]

Whenever Chris tries to have sex with a doll live again, Bob shall descend from the heavens as the venerable arch-angel of the internets and cut down Chris' internet connection with his mighty lumberjack axe. Thus, saving humanity from yet another eye-raping moment with the greatest mistake of God and possibly producing lulz from the aftermath.

[putdownthreads]

CRUSADE AGAINST THE INTERNET, FOR THE EMPEROR-GOD-LUMBERJACK

[Terrane21]

I'll be cutting down the internet during Bob's funeral in respect.

[WolfBagel]

RIP Bob

[GoblinsnHobbits]

Cuttin' down that big internet in the sky.

[lukeyboy118]

R.I.P bob =(

[VerminGTi]

R.I.P. Bob

[MarincAndrei]

Tomorrow is his funeral.

Pay your respects for Bob by disabling your internet for 5 minutes.

[MarincAndrei]

RIP Bob.

You'll be cutting internets in heaven now.

[Lulzman69]

RIP Bob.

A good guy who had a terrible kid.

[boitahaki]

R.I.P Bob.

[pickleloversixtynine]

rip bob chandler :'(

[FangedDragon01]

His finest moment... may this be a testament to Bob, and may he chop down all the internets in heaven.

[ThePersianIncursion]

I bet good money that Barb dies within a year or 2. Chris is no longer able to do keep himself in check and eventually walks around with his Megatron pistol and threatens that god damn Jew Michael at the game place. The police either gun him down in a case of justifiable homicide or he is put up in a home.

That my friends is called a sure bet.

[lukeyboy118]

@ThePersianIncursion time will tell.

[Cutelilteen]

Now that Bob's gone, I genuinely wonder what's going to happen to the Chandler family. Considering Barbara's morbid obesity, and now the added stress of her recently-deceased husband, I doubt she has much longer. Perhaps this will be a wake-up call to Chris. Perhaps now, after nearly 30 years, he'll realize he can't use the autism excuse anymore and finally grow up, find a job, and stop relying on the government and his mother.

... Yeah fuckin' right...

[ilackedtheheart]

RIP Bob, you'll be missed. It's too bad he can't cut down Chris' internet from heaven.

[furryhater4life]

RIP, Bob "The Lumberjack" Chandler.

[Lastpatriot]

RIP Bob. Heaven is full of internets to cut down.

[JamesTheGameKing]

R.I.P. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.

[PanicPagoda]

Now he's cuttin' down angels' Internets in Heaven... R.I.P. :'(

[mariofana]

Good night, sweet prince

[satinsguard]

RIP Internet Lumberjack.

[iyasaekki]

lol Bob is dead.

[Slashbash]

Good night, sweet lumberjack.

[TheP3NDU1UM]

What are you doin-NOTHING

[Motion63O]

REST IN PEACE BOB!

[darthteej1]

God, I feel sorry for Bob, he didn't deserve any of this...

[SinDawg030]

Two things:

1. HOW did this get recorded? Did field agents plant a bug or something?

2. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT FARTING SOUND?!?!?

[ClownVonDavid]

@SinDawg030

He was cybering with a troll he believed to be female.

[SinDawg030]

@ClownVonDavid Doesn't explain how this got recorded dude

[ClownVonDavid]

@SinDawg030

Uh, yes it does, The troll recorded it all, Chris was moaning to him over the internet/phone.

[SinDawg030]

@ClownVonDavid Phones don't pick up that much background noise dude. Must be one fuckpowerful mic they're using to be able to pick up the sound of a tap running

[PilotWork]

I love the string of windows beeps.

[MukiMukification]

GET AWAY FROM THAT INTERNET I'M CUTTING IT DOWN, RIGHT NOW!

[ApacheMan2K]

@MukiMukification "No! Dad, no!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

This could have been a sort of infinite motif.

[albee1000]

"Dad will you get out of here!"

Yeah, Chris. He should get out of his own kitchen. After all, that's where everyone goes when they want some wank privacy.

[HeyItsMeChadWarden]

Did Chris just shat himself at the end of the video? DIRTY CRAPPED, BRIEFS!!!!!

[tmanuel44]

He's butt-naked in the goddamn kitchen with his hands on his bent dick and Bob is asking him what he's doing?! Parenting at its finest.

[CSick27]

the most disturbing part of this is picturing bob leaning over chris to fuck with the computer, while chris's crooked boner is poking up at him.

[TwinUzis]

@CSick27

Nah, it'd be poking up and to the left somewhere.

[bwzamie]

Jessi Slaughter and Chris-tan would get along great.

They both hate their dads...

[jordanturner97]

bob is almost as retarded as Chris

[angrybull]

What will waking up Snorlax accomplish?

[PirateLordRogan]

GET AWAY FROM THE INTERNET I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN, RIGHT NOW!

[BigDogJang0]

That damn Bob, interrupting Christian's dickable afternoons.

[prettysplash5bell]

IM CUTTING IT DOWN

[joesmomisdead]

The party don't start 'till Bob walks in.

[hardkoregamer999]

bob a LUMBER JACK and hes OKAY

[KrazyKacophony]

NO, DAD NO!

[THECRAZEBLING]

Remember, kids: Don't fap.

[BootyFister]

lololololol

[Maglan1986]

What is your trouble?

[ZyxthePest]

"What are you doing?"

"NOTHING" o.o

[ApacheMan2K]

@ZyxthePest "Don't give me that crap. Now what's going on?"

Yeah, what a wonderful dad.

[BeautifulSwirls1]

Sounds like Jessi Slaughter and the situation she went through xp

[PeterDavisYeah]

1:59 Is he still fapping, While his dad's in the room?

[IronKnuckleKO]

@PeterDavisYeah Wouldn't surprise me or anyone else... If you listen closely he faps during most of his phone calls...

[zeroxlulu]

I feel sorry for his dad

[ProducShuns]

fucking lol so hard at the internet lumberjack image. priceless. almost as good as "cyber puh-lees"

[videogamenostalgia]

Where's the NSFW version? Was it a video? I want to see Bob try to turn off a computer, and awkward Chris washing his hands!!! I want to see the fire and passion in Bob's eyes when he declared that he was going to cut down the internet...

[MACHIN3K1NG]

@videogamenostalgia Try encyclopediadramatica.ch and search chris chan, it should be there although I don't know why you would want to hear ther full horror of his fap session.

[videogamenostalgia]

@MACHIN3K1NG Is there a video, or is it just audio? I wanna see Bob try to turn off the computer...

[MACHIN3K1NG]

@videogamenostalgia It's just audio but it's longer than this one with all of Chris's fapping sounds in all their ear destroying glory and more Bob audio.

p.s. There are more uncut videos of Chris on the page but I wouldn't advise watching them. Seriously, don't watch them.

[PeterDavisYeah]

He's working on it.

[USBTRYHARD]

He sounds like a fucking 12 year old.

[Shadxlox101]

Chris's voice is so dumb XD

[Keitaro2011]

Get away from that TV.

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[NZGirlyGamer]

How the hell do you cut down the internet?

[GunnaGetRaeped]

IT'S LUMBERJACK TIME!!!

NO DAD NO!

[TheDazro]

Bob is my favorite character in the cwc series!

[SickTwistedFreak777]

@TheDazro He's the Kramer.

[Kitsunefan9]

@TheDazro He got kicked off the show, sorry

[MrAzzMazta]

so what actually happened here, did bob walk in and see chris masturbate to the fake phone sex, or was he banging on the door while chris wasn't finished cleaning up?

[HaloSpartanG13]

@MrAzzMazta He came in while he was fapping during fake phone sex. Hear that tapping? Yeah.

[Staack117]

@MrAzzMazta Poor old Bob walked in on the deed. And, there isn't a door. This was in their kitchen. Yeah, their PC is set up in the kitchen. Fortunately, it's not THAT bad... They haven't prepared a meal in that kitchen in years, since it's piled to the ceiling with garbage, so it's just like any other room in the house.

[SnitchSeeker]

@MrAzzMazta One of Clyde Cash's people thought it would be funny of Bob caught Chris fapping.So "Julie" started getting steamy with Chris upstairs on Skype,while Bob started receiving infinite phone calls,that Chris will kill himself on YouTube.So Bob went upstairs to check on him and caught him fapping on camera.

[freedomfriestastebad]

what happens in the huge silent gap before bob switches to go wake your mother up?

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

bob is probably what clint eastwood would be if one of his sons were actually the devil himself.

in other words bob is a totally ruined version of clint

[Pwnisher248]

for some odd reason I find the phrase "get away from that TV" almost as funny as "get away from the internet, I'm cutting it down".

[PrincessSerenity229]

There are so many things wrong with that guy...

[ApacheMan2K]

@PrincessSerenity229 Lumberjack Bob or Chris-chan?

[TwinUzis]

Oh god. Bob sounds like my grandpa.

[MisinterpretedMonkey]

yes

[marshmallowbudgie]

listen to all those Windows PEBCAK errors

[johntheant]

And thus Chris-chan is enjoying his new paperweight

[votvilll1266]

the two people that don't like this are Chris and his father

[SassholeProductionz]

Go Tell that long tongue liar, go tell that midnight rider, tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter, tell 'em that Bob's gonna cut em down.

[mrbob091]

son i am dissapoint

[JDart1776]

LOL, sad.............Hey Gary, I hear your mom calling you. Something about going back to bed before she whoops your ass. ;-)

[5trucker]

what the fuck is this shit alll about

please explain

[JDart1776]

@5trucker: Chris-Chan is a somewhat well-known autistic lazyass from Va. who, instead of trying to keep a steady job{he does have a car so it shouldn't be THAT hard}, decides to mooch off his parents instead and spends most of his time whining, crying, harassing, and just being a plain douche in general..................altho­ugh unfortunately, some of his trolls aren't too intelligent either.{I've come across a couple of part-time ones; neither are too much brighter than Chris himself.}

[5trucker]

@JDart1776 thank you cause this is fucked lol

[JDart1776]

@5trucker: I know, ain't it? LOL. ;-)

[67garyhatesyou]

@JDart1776 ADD aspie's make me loli-lolz! thunder-fag 101.

[JDart1776]

@67garyhatesyou: LOL................you do realize that it's nigh on impossible to actually have both disorders, right? Or are you really that stupid? ;-p

[67garyhatesyou]

@JDart1776 Yet you are living proof it is possible! Good job tard-fag!

[JDart1776]

@67garyhatesyou: WTF? Living proof of what? ;-p

[67garyhatesyou]

@JDart1776 lol, guess that's the Attention disorder kicking in, huh?

[JDart1776]

@67garyhatesyou: Nah, that's just you acting like an idiot. =)

[67garyhatesyou]

@JDart1776 Now I know yer a tard, just babbling what ever yer mommie told you to say to tha "bad guys!" loliLULZ! retard.

[JDart1776]

@67garyhatesyou: Oh, come on now. Is that the best you got? =)

[67garyhatesyou]

@JDart1776 lol, yer beneath my best. Isn't it riddalin tiem!?

[ApacheMan2K]

@JDart1776 That and he's egotistical when it comes to his "original" artwork and "original" comics. In fact, he's too egotistical to notice that he ripped right of "Sonic the Hedgehog" and "Pokemon", in addition to really stretching the truth with issues based on real-life experiences. He also solicited by walking around in public with a sign saying something like, "Looking for Boyfriend-Free Girl".

[casdebom2]

All these crazy damn calls:

cogsdev(dot)org/cwcki/Prank_ca­lls#Prank_Call_Collection

[Popanator2010]

I wonder if Chrissy came anyway after jacking it and drank the sperm mixed with Fanta. Mmm..

[themagnumx11]

M. Bison would be proud of Bob's last line.

[jaimeastorga2000]

1 dislike? I guess Chris must have stumbled into this video.

[mattone]

NO DAD NO!

[Extra365]

@mattone YES