Things You Can't Do...as a Stormtrooper | Ep 1

[VADERR7]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

[grahamjpjones]

does this guy know that his black brow is missing off his helmet

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

Forget that! I STILL want my own stormtrooper suit of armor :)

[Big0Red0Biker]

The stormtrooper suit was less scary than the guy in the tights.

[DBSpy1]

These are not the balls you are looking for.

[hotggg111]

I wonder what would happen if Darth Vader walks in on 1:04 and on 1:35 ?

[Xarvus13]

@hotggg111: He'd probably say, "Why are you doing pilates with my BALL!?"

[Linkaara]

*mayday*  shoots

lol

[jbrown1169]

I don't think it's pure coincidence that this person owns a stormtrooper outfit, AND the video was filmed in what looks like a basement.

[eimb1999]

Best part is at the end when the blaster goes off.

[SUP3Rtoastr]

lol Nerf blaster

[DarthChiisius]

I liked at the end how, as the stormtrooper fell over, his blaster fired a couple shots.

[Randomgecube]

Actually stormtroopers don't really pillage...

[Free28761]

one thing you can't do is shoot straight

[t22films]

the music is like from the 1980s!

[vietpi]

Where you get stormtrooper armor without paying 500-1000 dollars?

[t22films]

@vietpi iparty or you can just make your own.

[RobCardIV]

pilates.

thats the best yo ucould come up with?

geezus. i dont care what the nextlame ass joke is. id take my click back on my way. if youtube didnt want to lose money, theyd let me.

[tweaker1bms]

The girl got me a lil chubby doing that last exercise :)

[CaptainDummyTalk]

Uhhhh, you forgot the brow trim on your helmet, moron. And your upper arm piece is upside down.

[MrAaahh1]

@CaptainDummyTalk the star wars freak is talking :P

[ItztehDarklehcat]

@MrAaahh1 Or... he is just part of the 501st legion at (wwwdot)501st(dot)com

[tweaker1bms]

@CaptainDummyTalk  "You know you'll never get laid if..." you notice shit like that :P

[OMGmaster123]

pew pew!

[Tordan69]

Ball pushups?

[CommandoOfWorlds]

isnt he missing the lil black band over the eyes???

[sniperassist15]

I heard u could break those helmets with one smash!

[RoseTheFanGirl]

HAH! What the hell did i just watch? xD anyways whatever it was i like it XD

[TheRedHeadMetalHead]

Where the hell is the brow trim on his helmet?

[sisisspore]

@TheRedHeadMetalHead he is a normal trooper ._.

[JollyBiscuit]

isnt that guy a bit skinny, even for a stormtrooper?

[pkorupp]

That show was pathetic!!!!!!!!!!and he did do the things.

[TheOmegaPyro]

@pkorupp he never reached his toes. he never managed the push ups. and he failed at the ball

[Spitfirefilmz]

0:58 painted nerf nitefinder! thumbs up if you noticed that!

[ImStalkingYourMom100]

Besides his fact he makes noises he reminds me of the stig

[boojwahz]

helmet is missing the black line above the eyes.

[The559California]

Crappy helmet version for a stormtrooper.....

[FSX0425]

WHEREVER YOU GOT COSTUME........ RIPOFF HELMET

[Ithinkjustzelda]

and move along...and move along...and move along...and search the droids.....search the droids..search the droids...and miss Luke Skywalker...miss Luke Skywalker

Repeat

[ArmyRescue2]

1:30 is kinda sexy ;) 

[marcodacow]

tooshie circle FAIL!

[Rinzler1253]

his gun was a nerf night finder

[fatso2992]

Another thing you cant do as a storm trooper is find the droids your looking for

[reddog418]

@fatso2992 I lol'd.

[Warblade118]

@fatso2992 ...or hit someone you're shooting at.

[carlamandus]

1:38 ohhhh mayday :D

[BobC0ck]

hahaha! ball pushups

[jrafa13]

now imagine darth vader doing it.

[thelegendoflink52]

This should be Vader's punishment for the incompetent.

[Noxshus]

Is the tooshie circles music from crono trigger?

[arbayer2]

XD Dude has no idea how to wear armor. No brow, wearing the bicep plates backwards, no holster, no shims... At least the video's decent. :)

[SporeMaster10]

lol!!! :D

[WTFGiveMeAnID]

Skinniest trooper ever

[Kingofeurope]

Things you CAN do as a stormtrooper: hump the air.

[blakegorman69]

oooooohhhhhhh!!!!!! mayday!!!! psheww psheww!!

[sowrongitsright05]

your armor.. sucks..

[DoctorCuriosity]

Isn't he a little short for a Pilates instructor?

[UggaWaggaProductions]

1 thing you cant do is shoot an enemy.

[mgtfos]

wow that was dumb

[SuperNumber777]

I like the way Jenny is movin' in circles with that ball

[7CellarDoors]

Things you cant do as a Storm Trooper?

I can see this list going for quite a while... Think ill save myself a few years and get out now while im young.

[Soprano12100]

i thought the ball would burst

[UchihaFan182]

Oh my gosh is it just me or does it sound like he's going "whoaa meyday!" when he falls over. xD

[MrAwsom39]

@UchihaFan182 he is

[rockuser28]

wow nice nerf gun i bet luke is terrified of darts!

[djvandelay]

hahahahah EVEETT AND THE BUCK WOW

[Legoman952]

His gun is a nerf nightfinder! Lol

[adam49ish]

I wouldn't sacrifice my ball pushups to be a stormtrooper.

[wheelmanstan]

What do all you star wars nerds think about the film "serenity"?? I'm a star wars and firefly fan and thought it would be something most star wars fans would really like. What are your thoughts?

Oh yeah the video was great, good job THETHINGSYOUCANTDO.

[bestdudeever765]

i feel bad for that troopa xD

[Trust518]

press 8 thats how i fell about video :p xD

[oldsoulyoungbody]

Why isn't the ball painted like the Deathstar?

[7DaysPassion]

Lmao. Blaster misfire xD



[thepotrozebie]

1:12 is the funniest moment:D

[2thatonegirl16]

o.O Did you do the pilates video too?

[evilzug666]

0:38

[mimikawaii7386]

Lmao "pew pew" at the end XD

[ThePolypop]

***** WOW thats Super funny ! You playing with the BALLS ! *****

[MrEnzzok]

good idea bad execution

[MrEnzzok]

good idea bad execution

[PatrickMobius]

Ball-push ups ? thats new !

[mcjason11]

hahahaah "oohhh may day!" 

[fitnessacademy1]

@mcjason11 - I busted a gut laughing at that one line! haha

[poorhouseproductions]

what did you buy the cheap ass value helmet?

[Xeno455]

you cant shoot straight...

[DaHurler1]

So many things you could have done....

Complete let down. Make a new one with DAY TO DAY things that people can't do

[supermage659]

LMFAO 1:30 <- Ow.!

[haalu9]

The only funny part was the trooper noises while trying the fish swim thing

[coleslaw89]

This could have been so good, I am so disappointed.

[deathengager]

why don't u take off the suit

[kissarmyrules]

@deathengager cause without the suit, would he really look like a stormtrooper?

[Fuby803]

600 droids didnt think this was funny, 30 people never saw star wars, and 9 people are too fat to do pilaties any ways

[AnthonyManny]

this is gay



[Alpaka5555]

YOU INSPIRED ME!!!!

[Fuby803]

@Alpaka5555 to do what

[Fuby803]

@Alpaka5555 to do what, that scares me a lil bit, what does video inspire to do

[cash4cabbages]

stormtroopers should always get there trainON

[BoxxyFan]

I don't get it. Why doesn't the stormtrooper take off his suit? He would still be a stormtrooper... It's like a police officer not wearing his uniform. He's still a police officer, it's his job, doesn't matter what he's wearing. Did a 10 year old make this? This isn't funny. Typical dumb american humour.

[kissarmyrules]

@BoxxyFan if a random officer is walking down the street without their uniform, would you truly know they are an officer?

if this was called "things you can't do as a storm trooper" and it had some guy in a band tshirt & blue jeans.. would you not flame him for a misleading title?

now stfu and gtfo

[Fuby803]

@kissarmyrules <------ i like guy, he spoke the truth. Come on dude that was a stupid question

[CarlosArballo13]

when the guy on TV is sayin tushie cicules it looks like he's rumbing her boob haha

[gabriel8402]

What is this guy many yak

[gtfomylawndouche]

You look quite thin for a Stormtrooper.

[netforce0]

ball pushups? you mean a cock pushup?

[netforce0]

fuck this bullshit....please kill me fake jesus and rape my corpse

[brotherjupiter]

Tushy circles

Hahaha!

[brandonboette]

dude thats so funny and genius!



[TheWolfsblood1]

lol. "oh mayday!"

[legofreak998]

is that a nitefinder from nerf??? on his right side

[TheNinjachip]

hahaha!! 0:51 is hilarious!!!!

[Lezer13]

ooooh mayday

[BigNickGK]

aim

[bigpapa891]

was that andy dick

[Sharpxe]

the helmet is painted wrong

[JannikGotPanick]

That man on the TV was totaly gay....

[VeryVeryMeanBastard]

@JannikGotPanick you mean he look like stupid faggot? I concur :)

[PhoneIAm]

I just like how angry he looks when he's rolling his shoulders. :3

[solveg18]

@Xcelld im not english so why do i need to write 100% perfect ?

[solveg18]

@Xcelld care

[a7xPush]

that is the worst stormtroopers helmet ive ever seen...fakeee

[16ISMYNUMBER]

How do storm troopers go to the toilet ?

[DISTURBED1400]

as the stormtrooper fell off the ball he said "oh-no may-day"

[solveg18]

@DISTURBED1400 i think he says medic

[PatPat97returns]

The helmet looks like an angry bald man.

[yodude6211]

your helmet was wrong

[coolneb123]

keep tapping 7 for proof that the dude in green is gay

[Mainframe79]

Why are his bicep pieces on upside down?

[gawee08]

why not just take off the armor?

[MrFunnyman135]

) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a god

[kitkitizer]

@MrFunnyman135 dont you mean if you can do all of this without breathing yer dead?

[Nintendoggy]

Little circles, dammit!

[pokemonchampion500]

1 = i can see the guy in the green suits balls

2 = u missed stormtrooper line above his eyes

[Fuby803]

@pokemonchampion500 3 = NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[N0tsaved]

Where are his 'eye brows'?

[spartan8100]

@N0tsaved monobrow* >:O

[N0tsaved]

@spartan8100

I stand, errr, sit corrected. XD

[TheAbeTate]

@N0tsaved the origonal stormtroopers didn't have eyebrows

[MsWhoknow]

epic :D

[RiddlerMiddler]

Hard storgasm?

[duartemad]

This is one of the few youtube videos that made me laught!!

[jckmell]

"uh-oh mayday"?

[TheChosenOneOfficial]

The pilates video itself made me lol.

[andy92299]

hahahahahaha lolololol 

[jediharold12]

awesome

[brentonfoxx]

i couldnt figure out what was wrong with his helmet then i figured it out an hour later it was the black stripe across the brow

[comenter6542]

@brentonfoxx i noticed that too

[NarwhaleWolf]

All he was saying was his costume didn't look the best because he's missing the stripe. Sheesh.

[Kurdoo68er]

where can i get a costume like in this video?

pls write back. thx

[Battledroidlover]

Your costume isnt very good..........its missing the black stripe on the helmet.

[DarthVader1671]

@Battledroidlover

u c... this is a nerd who is gettin all pissed off cos of a storm trooper costum

[Battledroidlover]

@DarthVader1671 Haha too true!

[Fuby803]

@Battledroidlover NERD!!!!!!!!!

[Battledroidlover]

@Fuby803 I would rather be the nerd than the one saying nerd.

[bmused55]

Genius!

[pailmaster]

as a star wars aprody this was pretty funny good job

[enortos]

2 pew pew,3 lazers,something is weird here

[neverwasalastchance]

@enortos i heard 3

[enortos]

@neverwasalastchance well i heard only 2...out

[neverwasalastchance]

@enortos listen to it a couple hundred times then tell me what it is

[Mrcrazy80]

Next door:

"You know what's going on?"

"Maybe it's another drill."

[SLASHtheROCKGOD]

wait, when im doing this, am i suppose to have a boner like that guy has?!?!

[gliglimp12]

@SLASHtheROCKGOD wtf perverted freak

[SLASHtheROCKGOD]

@gliglimp12 dude, its a joke, calm it down a notch broski

[willfox12345]

@gliglimp12 Welcome to the internet.

[namdrut]

i want to hear an irish storntrooper. that'd be epic lol.

[LJonesy2]

the intro was a bit long but was a great video in the end

[tracybrauer]

the sounds are awsome :D uh oh hahahahahahahaha

[MrAnderson8002]

Mayday Mayday.Good job uploader :).

[99minifigure99]

Number one should be "Be a rebel"

[bluelupesrul]

mayday! "boom boom boom"

[bcsROBBERY]

storm troopers are like black people in old slasher films. first to die.

[JasperStudios12]

where did you get the costume?

[ican18]

oooooh mayday!! :D

[sL1mShaDy234]

man 4 hours of getting this uniform on and finally... damnit i gotta scratch my balls

[BananoPower2]

@sL1mShaDy234 It's kind of annoying rweiasdhjn even also when you have to take a piss, you have to take some armor pieces off

[sL1mShaDy234]

@BananoPower2 right

[BananoPower2]

@sL1mShaDy234 left

[sL1mShaDy234]

@BananoPower2 forward