The Greatest Movie Line Ever

[spugesdu]

BARROWMAN!! -shakes fist-

[chargamer]

Not funny

[stinkybeans16]

I tried this and got slapped..... don't try it.... ever

[snacks123]

thats just no!!

[yamyam644]

my my my

[SlamminWolfgang]

And then it works! Doesn't the movie just jump-cut straight to sex?

[thesenewyorktimes]

what movie is this?

[RASASman]

@thesenewyorktimes shark attack: Megaladon

[thesenewyorktimes]

@RASASman ty!!!!!!!

[RASASman]

@thesenewyorktimes yw

[KenVBlog]

Did he really just say that?

[OmgItsRap]

@KenVBlog its a movie he can say anything

[KenVBlog]

@OmgItsRap

Not if i put my hands over my ears he can't.

[OmgItsRap]

@KenVBlog haaha so funny -_-

[Ilerre]

Barrowman doesn't suck. The movie does.

[enkelbiljetter]

oh man, oh god, oh man OH GOD

[Buckwheatjay]

@enkelbiljetter that's what she said later that night

[Mropticalgreen]

what was her response?

[oZ12AFROCOOLo]

@Mropticalgreen he ate it

[neilwilson557]

why would he want to eat her kitten?

[toughgu12]

Im exausted (ya me to but im really wired) haha

[lunaluvr]

@Jihadtime I'll come over now and bring them

[Phernelia]

I've seen this l0l irl tho

[yousefakon]

Always works..

[blademartin2014]

guys he is talking about the chines food in her frige lol

[01TheatreVids01]

You shut your whore mouth about John Barrowman

[maxpow20]

@01TheatreVids01 thank you...



[captianrex501]

i wanna c wat happens after this

[cicsimo]

well fuck....now I'm Hungry too!

[bideovlogger]

I remember watching this with my buddies, I was 23.. and I pissed my pants.

[apolobass]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[TeamAnimeNexus]

best pick up line ever

[laughingfurry]

Wait, that's it?

[baranguirus]

Wish it were that easy...

[spacemanisaac]

How charming.

[TheMoolooman]

I also want some !!!

[southcarrea]

112 people dont like pussy



[lunaluvr]

@Jihadtime do they need to? ;)

[ariwl1]

Well with a line like that how could she say no?

[purplebananafish]

Captain Jack's up to his usual tricks....

[Cobrakun12]

...

Well that was blunt.

[OttselSpy24]

Apparently John just said that as a joke, and was very surprised and annoyed when he saw it, exspecially sence he was showing it to his kids at the time.

[lunaluvr]

@Jihadtime my god, I think I'm in love with you

[ktockly]

Thats how I usually approach women..

[supensaa]

LOL whoever took Jihadtime seriously needs to rent a sense of humor

[zunevsipod1]

@supensaa

>Implying that Jihadtime's comment wasn't sarcasm.

[LKBeats]

75% of the time, that line works 100% of the time. :) that was great!! what movie is this?

[fookineow]

I believe the Greatest movie line would be "Suck me Beautiful" on American Pie.

[fartsmellsfunny96]

@fookineow or "bullshit" in dumb and dumber :D

[fookineow]

@fartsmellsfunny96 hahaha yeah :)

[bridget117]

I like how I clicked on this and was like wait....JOHN BARROWMAN!?!??!?!?!?!??!

[xdharokbarrowsx]

he blows up killer sharks then goes straight to banging chicks without missing a beat

a real man i say

[jkats14]

trololo

[itsGratisFreebies]

google unoTelly if you want to watch Hulu outside of USA...

[smoothcriminal7033]

Tastes like....milk and coins

[invaderlegolas]

That poor cat!

[boofneenee]

omg!! I specifically remember that line from this stupid shark movie that I saw years ago.. it stuck out in my mind as the most ridiculous ending to a movie ever.. he just finished blowing up the shark.. then the hero and the girl have their closing discussion.. and this is what came of it....

[saqmush1646]

@Jihadtime have you pressed the like button 292 times on this comment.....

[MeisterReaper]

@Jihadtime they arent talking about cats

[LaMagra70]

She said "Ok" after that. Srsly, I watched this when I was 5 with my mom. For crying out loud.

[aziminshafie]

lolololololololol. lt was a famous line in porn movie

[Destroyahweapon]

it's milk and eggs bitch

[Linkjoy123]

@Jihadtime lol

[nightofhalo]

@Jihadtime a bit too literal maybe?

[shuntguy]

What movie is this?

[TheJeffman1985]

@shuntguy Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, a cheap-ass SYFY channel movie.

[halopunk020]

@Jihadt

[63gstone]

105 people don't like to eat pussy...

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

It works for me and her pussy still had the collar on.

[Genius56486]

Hahahahahahaha

[Miguelohara563]

Bada-boom-boom-tsssh!

,,,,,,,,

Hang on....what?

[pidman009]

@Jihadtime You sir... You sir must be realated to Chuck Norris, because that was prolly the SMARTEST thing I've heard in the last 2 weeks.

I tip my hat to you Jihadtime... I tip my hat.

[wisewarrior7]

Whta if you get straight up rejected after a line like that? How do you recover from that?! LMAO

[magnetmixer]

@Jihadtime UR A FAAAAAAAAAAGET

[rpaul247]

I'm gonna use that line...

[Billdritt75]

lol

[drsmokesweed]

@Jihadtime i thought you would have a sence of humour what with the number 1 hit show on al jazera tv man behaving bagdadly

[DoobieMaster69]

LOL what fil is this from



[Lance1nf]

@DoobieMaster69

Megaladon, either 1 or three I don't rember.

[PANICBLADE]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS­SSSSSSSSAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[MrKrevlornswath]

John Barrowman ad libbed this line. He said it as a joke to make the actress laugh... He didn't realize they were going to leave it in the movie. I'm glad they did.

[MrKrevlornswath]

John Barrowman ad libbed this line. He said it as a joke to make the actress laugh... He didn't realize they were going to leave it in the movie.

[TheSecretLover]

John Barrowman does suck, but only dicks.

[pidman009]

*Gasp*

He's eating her!...

Then he's going to eat me!...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

[lexchristina99]

@pidman009 lol!

[disneychick9211]

@pidman009 jesus christ,that sounds familiar! were is that from?

[florinu123]

@disneychick9211

it's from Shark Attack 3.

[pidman009]

@disneychick9211 Troll 2

[yanksfan092279]

@pidman009 - A double decker bologna sandwich!!!

[pidman009]

@yanksfan092279 D'OH. Now I'm hungry...

[pantallica51]

@Jihadtime

of course you wouldn't u socialist liberal

[Catcherintherye11111]

i tried it....got some! thought that shit was gona get me slapped

[CrAzYcHiCa428]

What  movie is that from?!?!

[musefeverfever]

gawd that was funny, i was not expecting that at all lol

[LadyGrimm666]

LMAO!!! I love it! Hahaha.

[lovemeordie83]

He'll eat her pussy...and then he's going to eat MY pussy....

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[luf4rall]

What? They eat pussies in China all the time

[05nixonsryu]

What a vulgar thing to say.

[ItsCovert]

Had it on loud volume and my grandma walked by the room. Ackward.

[RetiredYet]

@ItsCovert I had no idea I swear!! Banned from youtube grounded from internet lol Good luck explaining that one

[Roblox24News]

@ItsCovert I have a feeling Grandma went through the "swinging Sixties"? I'm sure she's heard it all...

[jenniw9999]

@ItsCovert same thing but with my 12 yr old brother and both my parents.......

[Jason2743]

@ItsCovert The awkward moment when someone spells awkward wrong.

[CaptainBuzz100]

i dont think he is... look at some of the videos he uploaded on his wall..... o_o

[Strummerville81]

so hilarious!!!



[MP5kFerocity]

@Jihadtime

I can't tell if you're joking or not....

[NanTheDark]

@MP5kFerocity Obviously he's joking :P

[captainstranger1]

was not expecting at first ,now yea.

[mattsmt20]

I would have loved to see the original script for this movie lol

[ryan49er1]

damn it did she say yes?????

[Maxpow33r]

was this forgetting sarah marshal?

[rockerseven]

john barrowman doesnt suck...he was awesome as captain jack harkness

[Zarri]

It's funny because this line wasn't originally in the script. John Barrowman just said it as a joke to make the actress laugh, he had no idea they kept it in the movie until he watched it with his family (including his niece!)

[Nick0062]

I like going up to woman and asking 'Excuse me miss can I smell your pussy?'

When they say no, I say 'Oh, it must be your feet then.'

[seandecastro]

Oh man!!!

[PorkFrog]

best zombie pickup line:

'Whaddya say I take ya home and eat your brain?'

[MsEllioto]

@PorkFrog that is the worst comment i have ever read

[PorkFrog]

@MsEllioto yeah but its still the best zombie pick up line

zombies don't have a lot to work with

[MsEllioto]

@PorkFrog yeah but why say that, just not funny you cleft

[PorkFrog]

@MsEllioto what's a cleft?

you calling me a pussy?

you gonna eat me?

[DH2020]

I once told a woman that she should come over to my place for pizza and a blowjob and when she said no, I asked her "what's the matter with you, you don't like pizza?!"

[SouthBear2705]

That's so romantic!!

[emilyannthedestroyer]

why did it take me like a whole year to not realize that this clip featured john barrowman? I HATE MYSELF NOW.

i wish he'd say that to me.

[madloz76]

I'm speechless!

[bizzareo456]

omg for a second, i thought he was gonna say "what do you say i take you home and i eat your brains" lmao

[jessewolmart]

Best pick up line is " bitch I'm horny so either we fucking or we fighting"

[quartzlcc]

This has to be the most hilarious comment box I've seen on YouTube in a while.

[6Ott7]

Gotta love Skinamax

[spencerfoy1]

i want to watch the rest of that!!

[herbgardner420]

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” Melissa Williams (2010)

[thedeem0N]

@herbgardner420 where & when?!? I'll do it...

[smashtasm6IsBack]

hes eating her pussy, and then hes going to eat mine. OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[superchase08]

Mmmmm.......pusssy!

[xvoy2002]

That`s not bad,, i`ve used that line thousands of times myself, and once it worked. Of course i had to take several shots of penicilin a couple of days later to cure the blisters on my lips, but all in all, it was worth it.!

[aloxman1]

wtf



[Werwolf2x]

i always get slapped in the face, when i say that :(

what am i doing wrong?

[61804shill]

This man reeks of self confidence !!!  Crude, but yet so smooth!

[smirov]

This line has helped me soo much

[gymguy25]

So sweet, I think I'm gonna cry :)

[SupremeAmerican]

LOL!

[zuzanarox]

no sense beating around the bush - hahaha

[neoboomboom]

damn that guy is smooth

[JarheadM4A1]

im gonna try this....

[TheRealJudgenator]

this is fucking hilarious! is this actually real, i hope it is hahaha

[yesrdevries]

I tried this line once, before I saw this. it worked.

[1000WattsProductions]

The 84 dislikes had their cats eaten by this guy.

[HoBoMoBob]

"I'm really tired." "Yea me too. But I'm really wired" Contradiction anyone?

[hanusanus666]

@HoBoMoBob you should try speed sometime, then you'd understand

[fuckinrelax]

FAKE

[seany1s]

hahahahahaa

[DSFDSFDSFDSFESFEWFEW]

where is PETA... poor little kitty cat! he wants to eat that cat omfg

[Tekkame]

The worst part is that it worked.

[KodierungHerz]

@Tekkame fuuuck off, really???

[Tekkame]

@KodierungHerz Dead serious. The scene cuts almost immediately to them making out in the shower. I think the "Worst Movie Scenes Ever" video has this line with the shower cut in it.

[CZRXCZR]

The 80 dislikes were girls that never had their ex boyfriends eat them out.

[marluxes]

If I had actually been watching the whole movie when I saw this,

I would have spewed DP across the room.

[SupernaturalLover67]

The pick-up line that never fails.

[SmileyMan45]

"John Barrowman" and "sucks" don't fit in the same sentence.

[thuggles42]

@SmileyMan45 Oh I think they do

[cramtoro]

straight to the point right?

[vidaligodude]

JACK HARKNESS FTW!!!!

[tonyt0ny]

OH MY GOOOOOoOOOOD

[MyAnimatedRomance]

lol, that was great XD John said in an interview that he just improvised that line just to get the woman to laugh but they kept it in the movie XD

[mrky84]

the movie is shark attack 3 xD

[TheOpinionatedPerson]

phhhh... that guy could do way better than her.

[blinkystop]

That could be considered a little too forward

[marluxes]

@blinkystop this comment could be considered an understatement

[CZRXCZR]

This pick up line always works!!

[GODLYNINJA24]

@CZRXCZR If not theres always chloroform :D 

[xXxDrStrangelovexXx]

I original thought the line was eat your cvnt, cause i had just been told about the movie. That would have gotten better shock laughs.

[VierNulAcht]

what movie is this?

[mynameisbackwards]

well did he get what he want without getting slaped in the face.

[FlyingGold]

That's what he said

[innit27]

her line was but i was hoping to take it up the ass

[sethzky77]

excuse me mame, can I lick your twat?

[PHUCKstudios]

Hey wait a minuet.... that guys not asain why would he do that....

[naguiat1]

I'm going to use that line on my next date.



[cocooil]

ROTFLMBOOMGYCBS!!!! Seriously dude I teared!

[glockzup]

i used this line at least 100 times,works everytime....

[glockzup]

i used this line at least 100 times,works everytime....

[Bakasara]

We all know that Barrowman sucks, dear, the pussy-eating is just for the movie.

...

OMG I can't believe I actually said that O_O