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  • WTF..?

    Dumb as rocks.

  • @the82spartans lol! she thought Sarah was being serious... blondes.....

  • Hmm, Is it just me or do the majority of these celebrity interviewers and commentators act like they're high on something? I'm guessing they are...

  • Damn, I bet all these celebs feel like complete assholes now. The man they voted for is not the man in the Oval Office. Can anyone say Manchurian candidate? Come on, say it with me!!

    Manchurian Candidate!!

  • This blondey is fucking dumb. Sarah was being sarcastic. Shes a professional comedian.

  • this why i dont drink any pepsi product they fund communist niggers spics and race traitors

  • what an annoying woman. I want my Sarah Silverman as an entree -- not as this dumb-ass's side dish.

  • MUDFIGHT

    sarah silverman vs. this chick

    fuck yeah

  • That chimp should beat them up.

  • how can´t  you like anne hathaway she´s soooooo cool !

  • What a muppet...

    Silverman is Mint

  • this broad needs to get better writers, and a personality upgrade... kinda comes off like a VERY pretty glass of soda that is kind of warm and is almost out of fizz.

  • Damn, I hate this bitch

  • She just loves riding him - XXX*LADY*PORN*.*NET

  • i dont like anne hathaway

  • I don't like you, fuckface.

  • nothing like getting some political insights from ditzes who acquired their wisdom and owe their success to giving many a blow job to hollywood producers

  • I'm sorry but does anyone else think anne hathaway is wrong for leaving her boyfriend of years as soon as he got into legal trouble? I mean does legal trouble determine your love for a person or just expose what type of person you really are? Remember j lo and puffy, it was all good until the trial. She split and puffy said it was for her career. Where are all the real women who stand by their men during hard times? They should be celebrated, not these phony boney celebrities.

  • this chick was exceptionally phoney

    also, didn't get it that SIlverman was mocking George Bush's lack of doing anything good, and was a "success" only in the sense of not doing more ill.

  • yeah her implying sara silverman isnt funnt is pretty rediculous!

    i am surprised no one in this production spoke up and pointed out that this was a comedy FAIL!!!

    there are TONS of hotter funnier chicks on youtube! i dont want her to feel bad, but i just dont think this is any good at all.

    its like someone went to school to do this for a living, but noone is funny or cool enough to make a show!

  • ugghh.. more space wasted in the internet

  • God Obamma sucks hard!

  • Goofy as this blonde may be, I'm not sure she actually got that Sarah Silverman was joking.

  • 68chargerlover...Clinton bombed the right places Servia and Iraq in 1998...Did without lying and killing americans... Did you serve in Iraq and found WMD's???. The one trillion dollar war that will cost every American family over 7,000 dollars still to be paid....thanks to idiots like you...Go and find WMD's then defend the freaking war you are sending others to fight it...c'mon..do it...Tell us when you enlisted....we are waiting....

  • charlie wants to bite your sweet ass

  • you're an idiot.

  • This is a load of grade a libral crapola! Idiots like these people and all the losers and crackhoves who listen to them voted this nutjob Obama in. You just wait America. You just wait and see what happens.

  • sour grapes!!!! you guys had your eight years, squandered our 80 billion surplus and awesome economy and ruined the country by putting us in two wars, you people should be happy that we are cleaning your mess.

  • Wouldnt have had to had those wars or 911 if clinton would had more on his mind then his interns.I hope Obama isnt a pawn for Pelosi or Reed,this country is in trouble if he is.Also just wait to see how the dems hurt the military.

  • It is so sad that all these people that have hated Bush so much couldn't have used all that energy for good instead of tearing down this country and when President Obama does not do everything perfect and the way you want him to ;you can use that same old hate to tear him down and hurt America more. He is a man with flaws as we all are and it will be interesting to see how the Bush haters respond when they are disappointed with President Obama. I am so tired of the hate.I will not help the hate.

  • shes so wound up, should probly hit the ganj a little

  • Bitch please

  • sarah silverman smoked me out at a party once. she is nice.

  • "...I burst into tears." Take a quick civics lesson and learn about the appropriate role of government.

  • oh...poor chimpanzee

  • I think Sarah Silverman is hilarious! She cracks me up. She's messed up. And these days, that's a good thing! LOL

  • I hate you Sarah Silverman

  • I hate you too :D

  • STFU!

  • No can do!

  • read a book.

  • What book should I read?

  • Start with Walter Lacquer's "A History of Zionism."

  • omg poor monkey! :(

  • I am seriously tired of hearing celebrity opinions on politics.

  • Who gives a rat's rectum what these morons think? Who the hell are THEY? They live in their Ivory Towers thinking that we'll heed every word they'll say, thinking that we love them so much, when in reality, they're card-carrying lapdogs. If they weren't lapdogs, they'd be fired. To hell with celebrities, to hell with bureaucrats, and good luck to those affected by their chicanery.

  • bad bad bad bad bad

  • guitarspeare is on the right track! GO GUITARSPEARE!

  • well well well, looks like we get more government, less freedom, more debt, more centralized authority snipping away at our rights, but at least the silly actors are happy. Marxism and socalism have been proven by history to be failures, but guess the uninformed want to give it a shot....There goes the world economy, hello world wide depression, and here comes a nuclear iran. Change that is going to suck

  • So.. George Bush somehow managed to keep us from getting BOMBED again.

    Huh... But thats easy...

    Screw you libs. YOur guy is JUST as stupid and inane as you claim GW was.

    DO you want GW in chage of the environment? Health care? Education?

    No? Then don't give YOUR guy that power either.

    KEEP POWER LOCALLY.

    Think locally. Act locally. Vote locally. Shrink the Fed to the size of the Big O's little DCK

  • Stupid liberal celebrities don't know jack.

  • read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

  • Boy, I wish I had the brains of these actors.

  • sarah silverman needs to STFU and take off her top.

  • oh shit, she soooo fine

  • PRICECJ, thanks for your service. I'm a vet and when I was overseas felt exactly the way you do (even though that was '83-'86)

  • It'sot right to have an animal on stilts, or in circuses...I forgot how ugly sara s was because of the stilts thing. Now I'm just pissed off at people who make animals do that shit. Also, it's low to replay a video of animal abuse. Thumbs down to you pop tub. Big thumbs down.

  • I don't understand, I am in the military, i paid roughly 20% of my earnings in taxes, I got back 400$. Amazingly, single low ranking military barely earn above poverty level for national average. Yet I still pay taxes for incompetent fools, the greedy, and the lazy. All at the expense of risking my life. The majority of you disgust me.

  • WASHINGTON Former President Bill Clinton earned nearly $6 million in speaking fees last year, almost all of it from foreign companies, according to financial documents filed by his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton

  • the part with the monkeys is realy fucked up

  • Chimps are Apes -- they are more similar to humans than they are to monkies. Don't listen to the blond in the tight shirt.

  • still...animal abuse

  • ahahah sarah silverman is a REAL Genius ;D ahahahh thx this is priceless ;D

    Maria you re amazing and a I love you shirt to ;D

  • Who's a war-monger now?

    Obama is in office for 4 days, and what does Obama do? Obama bombs Afgan and Pakistan....kills 20+ women and children....and oh, yeah MAYBE a couple of Al-qaeda operatives. Obama is a joke. You, people, are blind.

  • Maria Sansone. Is. A. Moron.

    Mahalo was right all along!!!

  • she is hot

  • I love maria and sarah silverman.

  • did Pepsi just rape hope?

  • Let the world know that I love Sarah, in a sister kind of way. :) looks around I hope kimmel doesn't see this. hehe.

  • These are people who don't understand freedome. They embrace socialism, which is not freedome.

    Congratulations People. Why should I work hard for people who hardly work?

    What incentive to I have to try and make things better for myself or my neighbor if the government is going to make sure no one gets ahead?

    You can bust your ass to try and improve your life, and the lives of your neighbors, but the slob down the street whines and get's half your hard earned wage.

    That is just wrong.

  • While I generally agree with what you say here, I think that you're making a gross overstatement relative to the current state of affairs. While I don't enjoy supporting the "slob down the street" I also don't enjoy supporting the "rich asshole buy a new car" either - it isn't so much a matter of giving everything to people who don't work, but rather ensuring that there are incentives to work your tail off while at the same time making sure that the wealthy don't have an iron rule over everyone.

  • YES!!!  Incentives... EXACTLY!!!

    But with socialism where everyone get's the same thing, and working hard to make extra money is considered Greedy and wrong, where is the incentive to improve? Where is the incentive to do a good job?

    The wealthy are already paying a greater percentage of taxes than the middle, and the lower pay class does not pay any taxes.

    Honestly. I support a flat tax. 10%. THAT would be fair.

  • @skyrere - Well for one, these "people" understand how to spell "freedom". Maybe you would hold some credibility if you could spell the word you are critisizing others over.

    And at last check all of the people are taxed, Including the so called "slob" down the street.

  • Really? They do?

    Since when?

    That Lazy slob down the street does not pay income tax. In fact. If he makes just enough money to drag his nethers just over the sludge of total incompitence, he will be able to file for his taxes and get it all back... AND if he begets children, he also get's child tax credits...

    And now Obama wants to give a tax break to HOW MANY? Most of which don't pay taxes? Can you say Socialist Payoff? Welfare checks without being on welfare? Who's paying for this?.

  • skyrere - The rich are hardly taxed enough. Thanks to Bush's tax breaks back in 2001-2002 they barely have to pay what they should be paying. Someone with a private business who made over 150,000 dollars yearly would not be taxed any higher then someone who made only 75,000 a year, it's absurd. And all of this "socialist" stuff is paranoia at it's worst. Not to mention these people you're talking baout ARE NOT LAZY. They have jobs and work just as hard as the "rich" people do and need money.

  • The rich "are hardly taxed enough?' WTF do you want? What do you do for a living? Do you mind if I ask?

  • Yes I do mind. For one I wasn't talking to you. And another it's irrelevant to the topic.

  • Guess what? I don't care if you were talking to me. it isn't irrelevant what you do for a living?...not in this instance. You Socialists are beyond belief. The next thing you will tell me is scarcity causes violence. Should we do away with the monetary system in this country? Cry liitle Liberal..cry.

  • @Furmountain - I don't care either. LOL, you're just as aggresive as all of the other Republicans. You're acting very immature. This is the last that you will here from me if you can't have a mature convo with me.

  • hardly taxed enough? Really. Punish them for making money? Then tell me. What is the incentive to become wealthy if you are going to have to give most of it to the government? I would rather give to the charity of my own choosing instead of to the government to create more welfare programs. How about the creation of jobs? Wealthy people creat jobs by opening businesses. Tax the shit out of them and they go out of business. What a fantastic way to promote prosperity for all.

  • skyrere - Why can't we have a friendly discussion with out you cursing and getting all upset? You make your party look very bad.

  • Hahaha... I hurt your feelings with the vulgar venacular for Feces. Maybe you should be greatful that I am conservative instead of Liberal. If I was Liberal and feeling agrivated by someone who just won't see what is right in front of thier nose, I would be calling names and curcing worse than a sailor. It would not stop there. I have witnessed it all.

    Your superior tone means nothing. I am not being uncivil nor hostile. It's good to see you on the defensive. Nothing for rebuttal.

  • You've said everything for me. Need I really say anymore? This is the reason that the Republican party is failing. Why the aggression? Are you upset now that Bush's reign over this wonderful country has ended? You had 8 years.

    You have said everything for your party and the people on this page.

    I will not reply again. Think what you will.

  • I have to laugh. You are accusing me of being agressive, and I haven't done or said anything agressive. This is the garbage being taught in our schools. If anyone dissagrees with you, complain of agression and we will coddle you and tell you everything is all right, and give you candy and hold your hand. Pathetic. Bush did a lot of damage, and Obama is going to do far more. I feel sorry for you. The brainwashing was a success. I will pray for you.

  • You're wrong on everything that you said.

    And Obama has already done more for the country in 4 weeks then Bush has done in 8 years.

  • Why don't you tell me where I'm wrong then. Educate me instead of insulting me and accusing me of being evil mean and antisocial. Make it sound good and maybe I'll convert to socialism.

    Tell me how Socialism creates jobs or wealth to stimulate the growth of an economy. Tell me how universal health care has rocketed Canada to the top of the "We are a Great and prosperous Country" list. And for the record. It's going to take more than one example to convince me.

  • yes, more conservatism like the ones who in the last 8 yrs took the greatest economic growth and prosperity in American history and blew it. yes, we need more of that.

    conservative policies HAVE FAILED and people in the US have been voting against it 2 elections in a row (2006, 2008). get over it. your folks lost. and being a sore, vindictive, loser is un-American. then again, keep being this petty, turning off independents and moderate cons. you'll end up having to sit thru 8 yrs of Obama. ha!

  • kiko, the economy is in such bad shape are from policies of the democrats under the ''community reinvestment act'' and given teeth during the clinton years under groups like a.c.o.r.n. banks were forced to make loans to minorities that couldn't afford them and when freddie and fannie failed - under the direction of barney frank and chris dodd, the shtf. you better get prepared because the economy is going south worse than ever due to obama's debt. they'll think of some way to reign him in.

  • oh, btw, in a few months everyone will be soo sick of obama for screwing up this country - you'll see; the white house is in panic mode right now - the only way he'll be re-elected is to legalize 30 million illegal aliens for the votes he'll need. you see, he'll loose his white base and will have to rely on minorities and extreme white left wing nuts to be re-elected to a second term. remember what i told you to see if i'm not right. if i'm right, before christmas, hussein will be toast.

  • Well sir to be honest capitolism fluctuates and it all started with bill clinton democrat not george bush do some history brother bill passed some bills that fucked george bush over and he told him about the wars to come look at it this way we need truthfulness not empty promises a president can do no more then well heck nothing everything is in voting always we need to go back to when america's economy was run by the policy best man for the job

  • Dale, I really don't give a shit. If he ruins this country then all of you fuckers who keep replying to comments from over 5 months ago (really sad attempt to have a convorsation with someone by the way LOL) will have to suffer to. Boo hoo Bush isn't here anymore get used to it. I have better things to do then to reply to people who wanna start an argument with someone who hasn't left a comment on this page in over 5 months. I'm not replying don't bother.

    Fuck off Neo-Conservative bigot prick!

  • Just one more time... I can't just leave this alone. I feel that strongly about it.

    Where do jobs come from?

    Businesses that hire people from the communities to work for them.

    Raise Taxes on the Big Business. Enact more restrictive laws that make it more expensive and difficult for the Business' to do Business, and what happens to the jobs?

    It sure isn't greed that makes them go away.

  • oopsie. FREEDOM! Yes. It's a beautiful word. The principle is even more beautiful. Socialism is an unshaven man in a too small dress in comparison.

  • mikma was here

  • so.....

  • Why are most blacks and most celebrities democrats as well as homosexuals? Not trying to start anything, just wondering...If you know, let me know, thanks. Especially the celebrities part.

  • Answer is simple:

    Democrats make it easier for all of the people that you stated. Gays will get more freedom to become married. Blacks will get more money. And Celebs have so much money that being a Republiocan typically doesn't pay for them.

  • Thanks.

  • Sex and violence SELLS so Hollywood dislikes anyone who might question that. Many in Hollywood are gay or bisexual so they again don't like Christians who might question them.

    Hollywood celebs think they are GOD so again...religion bugs them!

  • Why in the world are you bringing God into this? Everything you said was pure ignorance. They don't think that they're God. And only a handful of them are Homosexual or bi. Please don't come to me with your ignorance. It was uncalled for. You came off as a religous nutjob.

  • "Religious Nutjob". There they go again.

  • @Carribean - Way to completely ignore the topic at hand and attack the one thing I mentioned which holds little significance to this subject. Other then the fact that it completely alters your decision making and debating ability.

    And who's "there", huh? I'm just one person here bud. Don't put me into a group of people. I haven't claimed to belong to a clique of any sort so don't put words in my mouth.

    You mentioned Christians, God, religion, sex and gays/bi's. What should I think?

  • I said that because it all revolves around religion. Abortion actually and gay rights.

    If you boil all the lib arguments, it usually comes down to this. They typically hate Christianity. It pisses them off.

    There were no protests in the streets over President Clinton's killing in Bosnia.

    Just that born again ......Bush guy!

  • Well, gay rights and abortion are up for debate because of religous reasons, that is correct. But, the Democrats hating Christians is stereotypical.

    I'm slightly confused as to how all of this connects to what we were talk about though.

    Could you clarifiy the whole Clinton and

    "Just that born again ......Bush guy!" comments?

  • President Clinton attacked the Serbs without them being a threat to the USA killing many. I endorsed his decision to attack those who were raping and killing over there, BUT where were the marches clogging the streets? Where were the vile anti-American Hollywood rants?

    The Iraq War protests were nothing but a cover for anti-Religion hate. Bush being their poster child. Boil it all down and that is what is "left".

  • Okay, I see what you mean now, and how it connects.

    However, I disagree with your ideas that a war from over 10 years ago is just as devastating as the Iraq war.

    I see that you're saying that it's the double standard. But if you think about it, this war has been one of the most costly wars since WW2. We're losing money by the trillions, We're in a Global recession that America had alittle more then abit to do with. And our men are dying on a daily basis. This war could have been avoided.

  • You are correct that the War is a waste of human energy and money and I keep hoping that IF the World would join together in fighting against wrong actions, there would be no war or at least very few.

    As long as we excuse off reasons, human dictators will push the margins and we will have more war.

    Every penny would have been worth it if the World had sent the right message that saved millions of future lives.

  • Yes, and now if Americans could stop arguing over who's a better president, and start arguing over things that matter like what we can do to better our country, then we would do much better. If we all rely too heavily on our President's to get things done, then every 4 or 8 years no matter which party it is, we will always have the same problems. They'll just be handled differently.

  • Where do you find your statistics?

  • It was just an observation. I rarely see anyone who is black, gay or a celebrity that isn't a democrat. I know Chuck Norris is a republican. Other then him, I can't think of any other celebs that are republicans, that are outspoken that is. I also have a few gay friends, and only 1 is a republican, and he said all his other gay friends both male and female, are democrats. So that is what I am going off of. I don't know if it is a TRUE statistic.

  • Excellent!!!

  • Started out perfect with the presidential rubber duckie michrophone & ended on an upbeat monkey fail. ROFL

    If you guys can't get Obama to put duckies on his "Adress the Nation" mics. come up to Canada & help out our Prime Minister. Mr Harper is having "non confidence" issues with the house of representitives & the ducky would help him, I'm sure... helps me.

    BTW is the proper spelling, "Ducky" or "Duckie"? Canadian may (will) be different.

  • Monkey on stilts. Can't stop laughing!

  • mmmm POP TUB chick, im starving now, for some uhhh, POP TUB chick-m

  • Matthew Modine said:"...he is the president of the world."

    Typical american thinking...A couple of billion people would disagree with him I think, but why would you consider an actors opinion about it...

  • Mr. Bush - Please send postcard from Crawford Texas when you go possum huntin' again.

  • u are so sexy

  • Let's see... Obama's war in Afghanistan kills 14 within his first few days. I bet Susan can justify those killings because ........well Hell, because Obama did it not George!!

    Oh the Obama Goggles make such a difference don't they?

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • Obama hasn't even made any decisions yet!! >_> And even if he did it wouldn't have any effect on the war idiot. Those are Bush's policies still.

  • Bush was STILL in power the other day when 14 Afghanistan people were struck by an Obama missile?

  • WOW U R SO SMRT.

    No retard. Just because Bush is no longer in power doesn't mean many of his policies are not still in effect. Get a brain.

  • Obama doesn't have the power to call off his war in Afghanistan. Last I checked he is in control or maybe calling off missile strikes against people on the ground is past his pay grade?

  • You dont get a big head.......oh dear,,, My advice get a new lover....lol

  • Hey Maria, I think you should have that monkey as your co-star, the video hits would roll in! Haha, jk!

  • Maria, don't be jealous of the ducky!

    When you weren't looking, all the celebs were checking you out... Just like your Youtube fans. :)

  • well that's ur opinion

  • Lmao @ the chimp

  • Lol @ the typical "BUSH IS TERRIBLE" rhetoric. Think for yourself and do your own research, Hollywood is hardly the answer when you need "informed opinions".

  • Thank God for People with their own minds.

    God Bless you Nuts.

  • lol did the monkey screem when it fell? :O

  • Can that duck get tricked out to squirt water at an unruly or uncooperative interviewee?

  • That would be pretty sweet...Although I'm not sure Anne Hathaway would have been too pleased to get water on her gown! :/ Quack!

  • BTW, that's a Japanese CHIMPANZEE on stilts, NOT a monkey. God DAMN it I'm tired of people getting their primates confused. Monkeys are small and have tails! TAILS! God DAMN IT! This shit makes my blood boil SO HARD....GAAAAARH...I'm so mad my left eye is bleeding! GODDDDDDDDDJFAODJFOJAD

  • :-O Oh... you must be a chimpanzee to be so mad...

  • hahahahahahaa!!!!

  • OBAMA will make america a better place...and evryone saying that it wasnt bush's fault...i sincerely think it was. and u have 2 wonder how he became the president in the 1st place....did u see his grade in elementary and highscool...thoe gtrade are horrible...and how he became president fairly the world will never know

  • 5/5 always

  • Bush didnt have the easiest presidency. Good luck to Obama tho ill support him :)

  • we luv u 2 and the ducky:D

  • Thanks!!

    -From the entire POPTUB team (but ESPECIALLY the ducky who is always craving attention) Quack!

  • i like most of poptubs vids...but this 1 was horrible...AND WHO SERIOUSLY LIKES BUSH!?!?! hes the reason we have as many problems as we do now!

  • No, he isn't. The Democrats mainly contributed to the economic crisis by lowering credit standards and making it easier to get loans.

  • The Democratic Party did it all themselves? If they have that much power why would they need an election; they should just take over all of the offices they'd like to...

  • uhh no, it's the people's fault

  • maria u seem very fake :(

  • You're fake and stupid! Maria's funny!!

  • You tell em' cloud9! Thanks :)

  • lame video

  • No she's not! =D She's just the most real and sinceer person.

  • Biggest collection of ignorant schmucks evah!!! Fellating this monkey.

  • poor monkey and no thanks to subbing to Kimmel

  • you are awsome

  • Dear Maria,

    I remember there is a Poptub's shop website for people who are interested in buying products of the duct or shirt. Would you like to give me a link for it? Thanks! <3 Poptub! Quack Quack!! =D

  • Hey Poohz-

    That's a great idea!! We should definitely sell duck t shirts!! PopTub, can we get on that??

  • Thanks for replying me,

    I thought I saw that website for it once in the past... Ehh, maybe I was wrong...

  • i hate the silver man

  • SWEET! for your contacts! WOW thought it was green screen.. then they touched the mic!

    LMAO *tear*

    Monkeys on Stilks--Priceless!

    "Everything is funnier with Monkeys"

  • I hate silverman so much!!

  • this vids ranks as one of ur better and most impressive ones :)

  • Yawn.

  • I love how these videos cause you to come up with new expresions!!!

  • What the quack are you talking about? ;) Quack!

  • lol

  • I'm talking about "I'll love you like a japanese monkey on Stilts"!!! It's Quacking awesome!!!

  • Aww we love you too!! ^_^

  • Poptub isnt as good as it used 2 be. I hope u guys get back 2 normal aftr the prez jazz is over! =-(