What Would Swifty Do? - Caught Touching Myself! [Censored]

[ChronicHeaven]

omg I use that lotion lmao

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

AndreasChoice xD <3

[liarosalia1]

damn how tall is swifty

[ThePokemonNetwork100]

wow that would be a fyl moment when he tells u she turned 18 yesturday

[MalevolentMessiah]

CHODE!! xD

[mouradian713]

HOLY SEX

[KizzyBee23]

How is this censored? lol

[nicBillsmashBro]

Is he still doing it while talking to swifty, wtf Hahaha

[AuzNadeNation]

Did anyone notice when he was looking in the mirror, he said "While its Hard" x3

[RLDcomm]

@Teliization She's Ethiopian, Swedish, and Puerto Rican.

[TheTRURUDBOI]

By 2! dollars!!

:D

[xYzItsMehzYx]

Is Andrea Just really thats short or Is swift just really that tall ??

[GtheJAR]

@xYzItsMehzYx she's got huuuuge tits, so whop cares:D

[KizzyBee23]

@xYzItsMehzYx she's tiny. She's only 5'1''

[KEJ12345]

ANDREAAAA!!!!!!

[MrFrowningTurtle]

The funny thing is that Brett is gay. xD

[awesomeness00121]

La dee da

[purplebubblegumy]

Lose the chin carpet.......

[DemonicXXXChild]

when he says "leave me a comment"

it sounds like "leave me a cunt"

xDD

[SceneGirlJinxx]

If they make you a shirt of this i am going to laugh!!!

[OuranHostClubKitty3]

i love how he keeps doing it after swifty is there

[dominatorr99]

whats the difference between this and the uncensored?

[oolala64]

LMMFAO! CHOOOOODUH!!!

[krat876]

I NEED THAT FUCKING SHIRT FOR SCHOOL!!!

[XxTY5697xX]

@krat876 i think you can but them in hot topic

[MyKurohime]

CHODE.

LMFAO.

[JBpopprincess8564]

how come she looks like jordin sparks?

[mrskellinquinn]

OMGGGGGG ANDREAS CHOICEEEE !!!!!!

[europeintheworld]

Disgusting...!



[sharkapillar]

Yes, Swifty, you ARE Jesus.

[KawaiiBousan]

I just realised Its Andrea from andreas choise :D

[MrPokeintheeye]

It's kinda weird how the guy looked kinda happy when swifty appeared.. but then again.. WHO WOULDN'T :D

[brzinger6]

press 9 for a swifty win rofl

[CoolVids19]

i have a chode :( thats sad only fat people have it

[InkWolfVlogs]

lol Swifty "And You Have One!"

[MhmItsTata]

2:13 ! LOL i almost peed myself laughing

[iflovedied]

.... I wanna scream WHAT WOULD SWIFTY DO... THEN YOU KNOW YOU SHOW UP ^_^

[stripedsweater520]

Ewwwh i cant andrea is up here. i luv her!

but this isss wierd

[JstylesVlog]

Lol that is f*cked up Swifty =D

[xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx]

i AM jesus!

[souleaterfan12]

who walks write into some ones house like that and the lights were off wat the f**k

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

dude, the advertisement that i watched before ur vid came on was in spanish :/ ftw?

[lennygel666]

what he should have done

look her in her eyes and finish. like a boss.

[sweetfuckingchrist]

Who sits down to whack it?

[alittlejen]

xDDDD

[xXrunneRRunnerXx]

what the FUCK! is that thing under your lip!?

[GOGlllChicago]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaahahashaha­haha

[rthotspotz]

im so getting your shirt

[RebeccaMay29]

"Im taking my dog for a walk"..will NEVER sound the same Again! :')

[BUFFALOWSOLDIA]

its jill



[Vansja]

don´t you mean what would jesus do, I am jesus, I´m going to hell xD

[silenttbobb217]

what would you do if an ugly girl asked you out?

[Rhetteorical]

this is DoodleDork 2008 - I have that shirt!!!!!!! the swifty one that is :P

[hgriffin1207]

she badd

[wissem6]

=o i wouldn't do that :/

[julza998]

only gays use lube real men rough it

[OwnerOfDeath10]

CHOOOODE

[AykKcissim]

0:58 Looks like she is having a seisure

[XXmacey96XX]

@MsBubblegumpoper Gee your a rebel... And only 12, get over yourself

[thisbassist]

Alright.. I think the chick. Who posted that bra shit is retarded. Great way to get peds stalking you...

[keturahkingsland]

its educational , traumatizing AND funny

[Shanesmyfave]

What would swifty do .... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL 

[EmoRobot17]

I love how he is still yanking his tallywacker as Swifty is trying to give him advice XD

[oreolicious7]

@EmoRobot17 ik i noticed tht

[shelbyrox15vc]

lol he reminds me of a kid i no patrick except swifty is more pervy

[shelbyrox15vc]

lol he reminds me of a kid i no patrick

[xIsmenex]

oeh I love Brett!!

[NovaPure]

swifty is a bit creepy..

[CorrinMovies]

lol, pause it at 1:51 and you'll see the script on the counter next to the sink!!

[soulessemo666]

wtf why do ppl keep flaggin him!? fuck you zombies!

[uselessdomo]

why the fuck duz he still jack off after he got caught wtf xD

[sasuke2912]

i asked what would swifty do in class but no one apeared

[alucardxinuxvampluv]

omg when u said babybatter u sounded like shaggy from scooby doo

[goedertlord234]

think he used enough lotion xD

[ItsMeTiZZ]

I Laughed So Hard When Swifty Turned Around And Saw His Chode! I Wouldve Been Like "WTF! I Didnt Poof In Here To See Your Chode!"

[MeIzKatrina]

if only she was bi! 3-some with me and swifty and her!! :3

[MsBubblegumpoper]

@MeIzKatrina or we could do three id get swifty youd get her<3

[MsBubblegumpoper]

@MeIzKatrina or we could do four id get swifty youd get her<3

[MeIzKatrina]

@MsBubblegumpoper lol or all at once ;) ;3

[ShaneDawsonRocks4]

it was so funny wen u went into the room and went "toad tell her" i laughed so hard

[ShaneDawsonRocks4]

@ShaneDawsonRocks4 oops i mean todd

[SkyeSavagee]

Awh, Andrea. :D

[SarahBamWam]

What's the difference between the too videos?

[kelseabearrr]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE & I love how he had to double hand his choad. gross.

[kelseabearrr]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

[a6nevergivein]

"she just turned 18 yesterday"

ahahahahahaha

that chick is lucky to be in a swifty vid!!

but i guess hes pretty lucky too cuz shes hott<33

[MsBubblegumpoper]

@a6nevergivein i way hotter though 1m 12 yrs old and my bra size is already a 36D plus my face is totally pimple free im tall skinny fastest runner in my class and i date the quarter back of our towns oregon ducks team i love my life!!!<3

[vampiahblood94]

@ im 12 36D -_- 5'4 average i have acne and people think im cute im not athletic but i dont go around the internet bragging about it you slut who cares if you date a football player that wont make you seem more awesome just makes you seem more ..whoreish

[MsBubblegumpoper]

@a6nevergivein im way hotter though im 12 yrs old and my bra size is already a 36D plus my face is totally pimple free im tall skinny fastest runner in my class and i date the quarter back of our towns oregon ducks team i love my life!!!<3

[a6nevergivein]

@MsBubblegumpoper hehe wellll thats nice

u know im a chick rite??

[alucardxinuxvampluv]

@MsBubblegumpoper its hard to believe u and u sound like a concieded bitch

[ZombieWubsYou]

@MsBubblegumpoper WTF!

[xelectrickissx3]

@MsBubblegumpoper gurrl dont post your bra size on the internet :p its not classy

[scratch189]

@MsBubblegumpoper >12

>36D

>Tall

>Skinny.

Yeah. No, no. No, probably not. No.

[NinjaB1ackbe1t]

xDD Swifty you are such an amazing creeper I love you!

[galactickittywarrior]

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo. She is hott :) even though im a girl Ill admit..

[itsmejunky]

not funny

[nick99091]

shes so fuckin hot

[tondai92]

why so much lotion?

[Gothgrl102]

@MrPuffaluffagus That's not a bad thing though, :3

[MrPuffaluffagus]

@Gothgrl102 definitely not

[nightwish1016]

ROFLMFAO! Baby bader! XD!

[renoloverxoxo]

@nightwish1016 Batter XD

[haylsonly]

@nightwish1016 its baby batter lol

[Ivan2dope12]

Thats wrong he doesn't stop whackin it off !

[shortyshorts24]

"Forget my chode!" LMAO!! x]

Hahaha could not stop laughing whenever Swifty started talking from the floor xD

[Groudonproduction]

What wuld you do if Swiffty Subbed you

[5thCent]

so Brett loves man afterwards?

[XLoveItOrShoveItX]

Ahahah Busted Up Laughing When You Said She Just Turned 18 Yesterday XD Love You Swifty.!

[Vanillaiceee37]

CCCCHHHHOOODDDDDEEEEE

[TheSickHumanBeing]

What is the difference between this and the uncensored version?

[SelenaRox2000]

Chode!!!!!rotflmfaoonmdfnici

[ishityounot1]

Seeing you made me want to throw my baby batter... all over the place.

[Mfaithwomen190989]

it's nuts hahaha but funny !

[MrsSwifty97]

i love you

[Snowbunnyies]

Dy your hair black you look cuter with it, even though chance is hotter!

[TheSickHumanBeing]

WHY DOES HE KEEP GOING AFTER EVERYONE SHOWS UP?

[emogurl0110]

@TheSickHumanBeing ikr???!!!!

[girlzluvanime]

lmfao ur such a pimp swifty!

[xxMLIAerxforeverxxx]

what was different?!

[MIGUELenjoySKATING]

@xxMLIAerxforeverxxx the censored he didnt jizz but he did in the uncensored 

[rocklove118]

@xxMLIAerxforeverxxx the guy didn't cum

[emogurl0110]

@rocklove118 hahaha i kno!

[oblivian448]

loooooooool chode

[orangepopgirl101]

CHOOOOODEEEE lmfao

[vampireXbaglez]

Wooo! I have that cream.....except I use it on my face....not my *non-existent* penis.

={D

[EmSaidWhaaat]

Loved the ending!!! XD At first he laughs and then he is dead serious..! Haha

[webkinzlove789]

what was cencored

[pikaboowhore]

wheres the blue gummy beat?

[Xxi0WAxX]

Hey swifty you should reply to this comment right here. Yeah, this one. :D

[MrMysteryrandomguy]

i AM really thinking of her while playing dice

[TheLoveableZebra]

Omg either your very tall of she is pretty short lmao I love how you like had to bend down to put your arm around her xD Ily <3 :D

[omfg533]

i dont want be hatin u but dude i think u look good with eyeliner on

[Turbulence654321]

lol @ the look on swifty's face from 3:24 - 3:26

[TwistedTrainWreck]

here in England the age limit for sex is 16, so 17 would be fine!! :D

[PrestoRock94]

Hey Swifty. Do it from a girl asking what would swifty do. think of something reallllyyyyy akwarrrrdddddd

[hazylillies]

I love this so much!!

[TheWoWkiid]

OMFG i cant stop laughing when 2:16 comes around lol i cant stop

[KaciBrianna]

Either Swifty is REALLY tall or Andrea is REALLY short XD. I'm opting for Swift being tall though XD. (6'1??? I'm only 5'5 XD.)

[AidaRosariox]

awwwwwwwwwwkward

[xXASP3NnXx]

For a second there iThought iWas watching Shane Dawson. But iRealized that iActually laugh at his jokes

[simplyme4815]

Omg he should do a shane dawson collab!

[QTValeria]

4:01

adorablest face evar <3

:DDDDDDD

[Metelfist]

in America do people just walk into others houses???

[renoloverxoxo]

@Metelfist Depends on who the homeowner is. In movies and vids its easier to just have them walk in.

[XkatieXwufsXyouX]

@Metelfist ahahaha no we dont walk into other peoples houses we knock and wait for someone to anwser(:

[redgator12]

rofl AHHHHHHHHHHHH 1:23

[whycryforher]

is it just me or is it when *walking your dog* dose your forearm get tired?

[BigNastyPattz]

laughd my ass off at 1:17 XD

[thecooliestcats]

My name is Michelllleeee! hahahhaha

Dude did she just scream CHODE! hahhahahahha

[Serious101Gamer]

i have chode or whatever that is!

[taylor39cake]

ok a chode is not like that. a chode is the extra skin hanging from a guys balls to their ass whole

[rainbowdragonrules]

@taylor39cake thats the gooch

[taylor39cake]

@rainbowdragonrules its not subway, so no u cant have it your way, its a chode not a gooch

[Alexander1358]

I just want to say one thing and only one thing then I'm leaving!

2:13 PURE EPICNESS..... Well two thing! Lol

[unexplainedpointing]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! :L:L:L:L:L:

[Alligat0r5]

A whole two dollars, like a boss!!

[alexxaMurderz]

LMFAO omg ive been missing out!!!!

ahhh i missed you!>.<

hhahahxD

[XsteadymobbinX]

dude that girl is hot ass hell O.o

[RileyGautierA7X]

Doo eeeetttttt

tell herrrr XD

haha

i love swiftyyyy he is awesome XD

[TruthGirl101]

andrea is gorg. lol haha

[Fonzier]

ah i can't figure out exactly what he censored

[tiannahxc]

i know you hear this a lot; but you are seriously thee most attractive guy i have seen in my life. >.<

also; this video was prettty damn epic.

[isreal95]

chode lol

[SoniaNyxor]

Hey, that's Andrea right?

Hope I got the name right.

[abloodyfox]

lol you remind me of jim carey. but hotter

[MartoneisThe7th]

oh god oh god ummm what would swifty do? AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH DUDE THATS A CHOD!!! xD

[WolfIsland8]

Haha you start imaginarily jacking off while sreaming. Lol. Swiftyyy, you should sooo comment and rate my vids. :D

[iPodkilledMP3]

haha she just turned 18 yesterday

[BaileeStewart]

2:12 bahhha ahhhh swifty how i luv you and ur michevious fingers n adorabley creepy ways x] stay amazing hunnie!! n_n

[dozagirl96]

AHHHHH DUDE THATS A CHODE OMG XDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[randomlymar]

did you know that if you say beer can with a british accent, your saying bacon in a jamaican accent ?

[SunshineTheif]

@randomlymar OMG your right O.o bizarre....

[randomlymar]

did you know that if you say beer can with a british accent, your saying bacon in a jamaican accent ?

[MrSuperPurpleBlanket]

brett!

[keith1rocks]

all he censored was telling you what baby batter was haha wtf

[Commenthero101]

She's hot and use seen he naked and everything?!?!

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

i wish i was that girl!

[AustonWilliamsTV]

brett sounds confused.

[zabozipop9]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADE MY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[solisjer]

yes my friend the term is what would jesus do, didnt even watch this freak..

Yo